The best porn film I have ever seen was this gem of a video called Playmate of the Apes. I saw it at a friends house, the porn was so horrible we actually fast forwarded through the nude parts. The movie was fucking hilairious though.
i've done that before
watched really shitty porn from the 70's and 80's when porn movies still put on the pretense of having plot and characters
we weren't interested in the sex or nudity, we wanted to laugh at terrible acting and directing and writing
Oh man, trust me, horrible writing was deffinitely a part of this. There was a pink monkey named Queerbo for god's sake.
i saw this japanese porn where they had this bus with one way mirrors as the walls, so people in the street just saw mirror but people in the bus can see everything outside
and they had it parked like near a beach i think, and these 4 hot girls would apparently go to the beach and get random guys and bring them to the bus and fuck them
it wasnt anything really weird, and made it seem like they werent in a really cramped space which was pretty decent
but one of the guys they brought in was like a 25 year old virgin or something, like he was really nervous about touching them and would back away when they tried to take off his shorts and touch his penis
at one point one of the girls gets on her knees in front of him, and has to guide him into her, then do all the moving herself because hes just kneeling there completely still
and the other girls have to get behind him to start pushing him back and forth
i found that amusing
a dudes complete uselessness with 4 hot girls in porn
i saw this japanese porn where they had this bus with one way mirrors as the walls, so people in the street just saw mirror but people in the bus can see everything outside
and they had it parked like near a beach i think, and these 4 hot girls would apparently go to the beach and get random guys and bring them to the bus and fuck them
it wasnt anything really weird, and made it seem like they werent in a really cramped space which was pretty decent
but one of the guys they brought in was like a 25 year old virgin or something, like he was really nervous about touching them and would back away when they tried to take off his shorts and touch his penis
at one point one of the girls gets on her knees in front of him, and has to guide him into her, then do all the moving herself because hes just kneeling there completely still
and the other girls have to get behind him to start pushing him back and forth
i found that amusing
a dudes complete uselessness with 4 hot girls in porn
I remember watching this really weird Japanese porn where this chick had milk (oh god i hope it was milk) injected into her anus and then she pranced around in public farting milk everywhere
I remember watching this really weird Japanese porn where this chick had milk (oh god i hope it was milk) injected into her anus and then she pranced around in public farting milk everywhere
I'm pretty sure SA reviewed that one, too
Yeah I think that was a SA feature.
At least, something involving milk was a SA feature.
Creating, Directing, Starring In, Being a part of, bringing refreshments to, watching: Japanese porn.
IS A SIN
whole country can't make one decent porn SCENE let alone a whole movie haha that would be an accomplishment.
most of their movies are focused around one girl
so forget all the weird theme porn and just get something with just a hot girl in a bunch of scenes
and hopefully there wont be anythin weird in there
i saw this one movie from hong kong where these kids took out a small business loan and pretended to be a film company so they could fly in a jap pornstar and sleep with her
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Oh man, trust me, horrible writing was deffinitely a part of this. There was a pink monkey named Queerbo for god's sake.
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and they had it parked like near a beach i think, and these 4 hot girls would apparently go to the beach and get random guys and bring them to the bus and fuck them
it wasnt anything really weird, and made it seem like they werent in a really cramped space which was pretty decent
but one of the guys they brought in was like a 25 year old virgin or something, like he was really nervous about touching them and would back away when they tried to take off his shorts and touch his penis
at one point one of the girls gets on her knees in front of him, and has to guide him into her, then do all the moving herself because hes just kneeling there completely still
and the other girls have to get behind him to start pushing him back and forth
i found that amusing
a dudes complete uselessness with 4 hot girls in porn
Only in Japan.
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hey AWIY wanna share porn
i'll meet you at the olive garden on finch ave. west
IS A SIN
whole country can't make one decent porn SCENE let alone a whole movie haha that would be an accomplishment.
no man, it is too late for me, you have missed your chance
I am going to the mad house
yeah well
well i'm
i
be all like, this be my internet homie.
he saw something that broke his mind
I'm pretty sure SA reviewed that one, too
Yeah I think that was a SA feature.
At least, something involving milk was a SA feature.
and then a pizza man walks in
most of their movies are focused around one girl
so forget all the weird theme porn and just get something with just a hot girl in a bunch of scenes
and hopefully there wont be anythin weird in there
i saw this one movie from hong kong where these kids took out a small business loan and pretended to be a film company so they could fly in a jap pornstar and sleep with her
thos kids had a good idea
go to sleep man it's almost 4:30 in the damn morning
I AM A BUSINESSMAN
WHAT
AN IPOD
YEAH
UH PANIC AT THE DISCO
YES I REQUIRE A LOAN
TO PROCURE MORE MONEY WITH
YOU'RE INVESTING IN ME
you're not the boss of me now and my shitty sit com.
not even in the slightest
What are you doing eating at Chik-Fil-A. That place is dirty and nasty. The only thing even remotely edible is the waffle fries.
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and Swiss Chalet
m i rite AWIY
The singing staff kinda freaks me out
What freaks me out about the singing is that it's indecipherable. Why do we need to code the licks orders?
It's one of those incredibly useless things that I remember so clearly, and will probably take with me to the grave
so bad
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
One of those and a side of onion rings takes a year off your life. But it's so good.
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But I always feel like such a slob after eating them
If you put a Varsity onion ring on a napkin, it'll go clear. I'm not even joking.
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Those are, incidentally, the best kind
Well, obviously.
So few chains serve onion rings anymore.
Oh well, the little places always make them better anyway.
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incidently, Burger King is called "Hungry Jacks" here for some reason.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.