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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm just a local sponsor of terror.

    That reminds me.

    Unless your dues are paid up, you won't be invited to the annual party.

    Look man, I told you I'm sorry but it's been tough times for the family and... look just give me another month okay?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The part of Waiting that never made sense to me is why the guy got all pissed off at Justin Long's character for giving him back the tip. Or why the blond girl told him it was a bad idea.

    If a waiter gave me back the tip, I'd just take and leave.

    That whole movie was an abortion. So much wasted funny. I had funnier shifts in fast food.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    On top of that, gas stations don't always come up with clear identification on my statement. Yeah, sometimes they might say "Union 76" but other times they'll come up as "Larry Q. Sarksus" or some other random shit.

    Cab companies, too, although I've stopped using plastic for cab companies due to fraud.

    Don't call my given name "random shit".

    All the ladies love Larry Quantum Sarksus.

    You're so random that when you're inside the ladies, they can't tell where you are or how fast you're going.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    you guys, seriously, this chicken was just amazing.

    Damnit. You're making me hungry again.

    but it was really, really good.

    I should have taken photos.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hm now there is a law that if your windshield wipers are on your headlights must be on.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm pretty sure I'm safe getting things from Kuwait. They're listed as a major non-NATO ally of the US.

    This explains why Sara and Raed have no trouble visiting the States whenever they want to.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm just a local sponsor of terror.

    until you start dating someone long distance, anyway

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    "State Sponsors of Terrorism" is an official designation by the US State department. And my bad, it's Cuba, not N. Korea that is on the list. Regardless of who actually deserves to be on that list, this is the list.

    State Sponsors of Terrorism

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm just a local sponsor of terror.

    until you start dating someone long distance, anyway

    :x (Well played).

    Man I have no idea what to put on my monster resume under objective. I don't have any career plans. Bleh.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    "State Sponsors of Terrorism" are Iran, Sudan, Syria, and N. Korea.

    north korea?

    lol wut?

    How could they possibly not be? Do you have any idea of the shit they get up to?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    TSA is mandating that every individual flying into the U.S. from anywhere in the world traveling from or through nations that are state sponsors of terrorism or other countries of interest will be required to go through enhanced screening. The directive also increases the use of enhanced screening technologies and mandates threat-based and random screening for passengers on U.S. bound international flights.

    There is the out. I'm guessing they are using the State Department's list for State Sponsors of Terrorism, which includes many of the countries listed but not all.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    On top of that, gas stations don't always come up with clear identification on my statement. Yeah, sometimes they might say "Union 76" but other times they'll come up as "Larry Q. Sarksus" or some other random shit.

    Cab companies, too, although I've stopped using plastic for cab companies due to fraud.

    Don't call my given name "random shit".

    All the ladies love Larry Quantum Sarksus.

    You're so random that when you're inside the ladies, they can't tell where you are or how fast you're going.

    You can't prove I'm in your ass, looking will just change the results.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey [chat] I am going to the grocery in a bit. Could you guess suggest an excellent item or items I should pick up to make a fabulous dish? Nothing too fancy.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Hm now there is a law that if your windshield wipers are on your headlights must be on.

    This makes no sense.

    The two are not related.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man I have no idea what to put on my monster resume under objective. I don't have any career plans. Bleh.

    my wife used to be a recruiter

    I think most people have axed the objective portion of the resume to make more room for education and experience

    cause it's unstated that your objective is to get a fucking job

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    On top of that, gas stations don't always come up with clear identification on my statement. Yeah, sometimes they might say "Union 76" but other times they'll come up as "Larry Q. Sarksus" or some other random shit.

    Cab companies, too, although I've stopped using plastic for cab companies due to fraud.

    Don't call my given name "random shit".

    All the ladies love Larry Quantum Sarksus.

    You're so random that when you're inside the ladies, they can't tell where you are or how fast you're going.
    "Faster, faster!"
    "Is it in?"

    damn it, woman, make up your mind!

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    "State Sponsors of Terrorism" are Iran, Sudan, Syria, and N. Korea.

    north korea?

    lol wut?

    How could they possibly not be? Do you have any idea of the shit they get up to?

    http://www.state.gov/s/ct/c14151.htm

    More than you, it seems.


    okay unessecary snark I have issues ok

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    TSA is mandating that every individual flying into the U.S. from anywhere in the world traveling from or through nations that are state sponsors of terrorism or other countries of interest will be required to go through enhanced screening. The directive also increases the use of enhanced screening technologies and mandates threat-based and random screening for passengers on U.S. bound international flights.

    There is the out. I'm guessing they are using the State Department's list for State Sponsors of Terrorism, which includes many of the countries listed but not all.

    right. all of the countries of interest (there is another list) fall under the 'if you have the right kind of clearance you cannot associate with people from this country' heading

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man I have no idea what to put on my monster resume under objective. I don't have any career plans. Bleh.

    my wife used to be a recruiter

    I think most people have axed the objective portion of the resume to make more room for education and experience

    cause it's unstated that your objective is to get a fucking job

    I will do this then. Cause really all I want is a damn job people.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man I have no idea what to put on my monster resume under objective. I don't have any career plans. Bleh.

    my wife used to be a recruiter

    I think most people have axed the objective portion of the resume to make more room for education and experience

    cause it's unstated that your objective is to get a fucking job

    where should I put "phat raiding skills and awesome DPS in TF2(PC)"

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    On top of that, gas stations don't always come up with clear identification on my statement. Yeah, sometimes they might say "Union 76" but other times they'll come up as "Larry Q. Sarksus" or some other random shit.

    Cab companies, too, although I've stopped using plastic for cab companies due to fraud.

    Don't call my given name "random shit".

    All the ladies love Larry Quantum Sarksus.

    You're so random that when you're inside the ladies, they can't tell where you are or how fast you're going.

    You can't prove I'm in your ass, looking will just change the results.

    Yeah, but there's likely not a 50/50 chance that you are in my ass so there's not really a meaningful quantum state. Now, if you were VH, then we could talk about meaningfully about the quantum wave function of his dick with relation to my ass.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It can help to have ambition, though.

    Depending on the job you're looking for.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hm now there is a law that if your windshield wipers are on your headlights must be on.

    This makes no sense.

    The two are not related.

    Well if you need to use your wipers then chances are visibility is low and the use of headlights would be useful to other drivers, if not yourself.

    I don't think it means you'll need to flash your headlights if you pump your windshield wipers once across the glass to clear bird shit or something.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey [chat] I am going to the grocery in a bit. Could you guess suggest an excellent item or items I should pick up to make a fabulous dish? Nothing too fancy.

    squash, chicken stock, onions, garlic = amazing soup.

    also nice crusty bread.

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man I have no idea what to put on my monster resume under objective. I don't have any career plans. Bleh.

    my wife used to be a recruiter

    I think most people have axed the objective portion of the resume to make more room for education and experience

    cause it's unstated that your objective is to get a fucking job

    lump your objective into a 'professional abstract'. they're the new hot shit.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I am taking an online course WEEEE!!!

    I just registered for a 3-day google seminar in vegas!

    weeeeeeeeee

    I know I'm like 10 pages late on this, but I just got home from work.

    I thought your friend is getting married that same weekend.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man I have no idea what to put on my monster resume under objective. I don't have any career plans. Bleh.

    my wife used to be a recruiter

    I think most people have axed the objective portion of the resume to make more room for education and experience

    cause it's unstated that your objective is to get a fucking job

    Generally yeah objective is silly. But I have seen a few companies specificially ask for it (eg: Gas Powered Games). I think just to see if the people applying are even paying attention.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man I have no idea what to put on my monster resume under objective. I don't have any career plans. Bleh.

    The Objective heading should only be included on your resume if the job you are applying for is likely going to be your career. If you don't have any career plans, then don't fill in anything.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It can help to have ambition, though.

    Depending on the job you're looking for.

    I have no professional ambition or job I am looking for. At least not related to an english major that I know of.

    Yeah, I know, shoulda picked a different major.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hm now there is a law that if your windshield wipers are on your headlights must be on.

    This makes no sense.

    The two are not related.

    Well if you need to use your wipers then chances are visibility is low and the use of headlights would be useful to other drivers, if not yourself.

    I don't think it means you'll need to flash your headlights if you pump your windshield wipers once across the glass to clear bird shit or something.
    Yea, I remember my parent's telling me about that being the law in AL when I was a kid. It was one of those sunshine+rain days and I didn't understand why people had their lights on.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh, and in case anyone missed it 10 pages back: if your objective includes SDET or Build Engineerish duties then send me a PM. My team hell of needs one.

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man I have no idea what to put on my monster resume under objective. I don't have any career plans. Bleh.

    my wife used to be a recruiter

    I think most people have axed the objective portion of the resume to make more room for education and experience

    cause it's unstated that your objective is to get a fucking job

    lump your objective into a 'professional abstract'. they're the new hot shit.

    Explain please.

    Or is it exactly what it says?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    "State Sponsors of Terrorism" are Iran, Sudan, Syria, and N. Korea.

    north korea?

    lol wut?

    Cuba is terrorizing us with horrible reggeton music and loud shirts

    Cuba made the list under the flimsy excuse that they harbor hijackers and other fugitives. The actual reason was to reward the anti-Castro Cubans for voting Reagan.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    In norway we have to drive with the headlights on at all times

    simple reasoning there is that they found it cause less accidents

    methinks it's because of the long twilight we have

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Alright, it's stopped raining so I'm going to go pick up my package.

    Be good to each other, [chat].

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It can help to have ambition, though.

    Depending on the job you're looking for.

    it can also hurt you if the interviewer thinks you're going to be wanting to move out of the open position too soon

    might as well avoid it altogether

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I am taking an online course WEEEE!!!

    I just registered for a 3-day google seminar in vegas!

    weeeeeeeeee

    I know I'm like 10 pages late on this, but I just got home from work.

    I thought your friend is getting married that same weekend.

    she is

    I will be in vegas tues-fri, then fly to phoenix on fri for her sat wedding

    then drive home on sun

    :D

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    In norway we have to drive with the headlights on at all times

    simple reasoning there is that they found it cause less accidents

    methinks it's because of the long twilight we have

    There are certain roads in Mass where you have to put your lights on during the day time. It has to do with long distance visibility.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It can help to have ambition, though.

    Depending on the job you're looking for.

    I have no professional ambition or job I am looking for. At least not related to an english major that I know of.

    Yeah, I know, shoulda picked a different major.

    English major is fine. You just have to actually want something specific out of life.

    Do you want to be famous? Do you want to be respected? Do you want to contribute to the world? Do you just want a simple braindead job that you can coast through so you have lots of energy for the weekend?

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Hey [chat] I am going to the grocery in a bit. Could you guess suggest an excellent item or items I should pick up to make a fabulous dish? Nothing too fancy.

    squash, chicken stock, onions, garlic = amazing soup.

    also nice crusty bread.

    How do you prepare squash? I have never had it.

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