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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just want the PDQ, they could be like...

    "Here's the update, it's just a PDQ. There aren't even achievements for it, you just have to find it randomly."

    And I would be happy.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the pdq seems like it would be a better trade off if it did everything quicker in exchange for being unable to upgrade

    build faster, repair faster, knock sappers off in one hit

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    can't wait until he gets some domination lines
    particularly as everyone else's dominations vs the engie have been all "heh, too bad you didn't build something that saved you against [class]"

    he will lay you out such as like he did to irene

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the pdq seems like it would be a better trade off if it did everything quicker in exchange for being unable to upgrade

    build faster, repair faster, knock sappers off in one hit

    i was thinking

    +75% swing speed
    +75% metal required for all upgrades

    so effectively it becomes a faster constructer and a better melee weapon, but a poorer defensive building tool

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Yeah yeah, whatever.

    I just want to build faster

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the pdq seems like it would be a better trade off if it did everything quicker in exchange for being unable to upgrade

    build faster, repair faster, knock sappers off in one hit

    i was thinking

    +75% swing speed
    +75% metal required for all upgrades

    so effectively it becomes a faster constructer and a better melee weapon, but a poorer defensive building tool

    okay look I'd fucking love to use that and all

    but come on

    I don't think the wrench needs any improvement as a weapon

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    crits after every crit

    crits after taking damage

    crits after seein' a dumb look on a stupid face

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the pdq seems like it would be a better trade off if it did everything quicker in exchange for being unable to upgrade

    build faster, repair faster, knock sappers off in one hit

    i was thinking

    +75% swing speed
    +75% metal required for all upgrades

    so effectively it becomes a faster constructer and a better melee weapon, but a poorer defensive building tool

    okay look I'd fucking love to use that and all

    but come on

    I don't think the wrench needs any improvement as a weapon

    in the glorious engineer paradise that is my mind, the engineer pistol and shotgun replacements do no damage but do other cool things instead, meaning you are sentry and wrench, buddy cops

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    we need a wrench that gives the engie a targe/eyelander type set-up only even more ridiculous

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I would like personal firearms with more power and punch.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    it's called a sentry

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Western style revolver with ridiculous engineer spin on it.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    pistol idea just off the top of my head

    Quick Draw

    no natural crits, but always crits on an opponent who hasn't recently attacked you

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    pistol idea just off the top of my head

    Quick Draw

    no natural crits, but always crits on an opponent who hasn't recently attacked you

    Let's make Flippy cry even more.

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  • gunwarriorgunwarrior Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    pistol idea just off the top of my head

    Quick Draw

    no natural crits, but always crits on an opponent who hasn't recently attacked you

    This would turn into sniper engies so fast

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm pretty sure the best sound in the game is the engineer going "BOOOOOO".

    Debate this.

    Video evidence:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJMA1usggNU

    xzzy on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Let's make Flippy cry even more.
    gunwarrior wrote: »
    This would turn into sniper engies so fast

    not seeing the problem here

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure the best sound in the game is the engineer going "BOOOOOO".

    Debate this.

    false

    the actual best sound is "makin' bacon"

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    though i'd love a kill-taunt like the heavy's showdown fist taunt

    but a real gun, and he shoots real bullets

    acheivement for doing it to a fist-taunting heavy and winning

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    still of the opinion the shotgun taunt on the soldier should skeet skeet enemies with actual bullets

    i could be so pro with that

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    false

    the actual best sound is "makin' bacon"
    That is a great one.

    I personally like the demoman's domination laugh.

    He just laughs so uncontrollably it's hilarious.

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  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I made this:

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    into a spray, get it if you want it. I also did a spy one, i might do the rest if i can be bothered, but it looks kinda shitty.

    http://www.fpsbanana.com/sprays/55064


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    http://www.fpsbanana.com/sprays/55066

    yes they're animated.

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    http://www.fpsbanana.com/sprays/55076

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    http://www.fpsbanana.com/sprays/55115

    the frames are bigger than the spray, it's the same size as the other ones.

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  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure the best sound in the game is the engineer going "BOOOOOO".

    Debate this.

    false

    the actual best sound is "makin' bacon"

    how could i forget this? ffffffuuuuuuu

    also in the vein of nuzak's idea - maybe some kind of ranged repair tool that replaces the pistol or shotgun

    also that is a fantastic one ginger

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Those are all so beautiful.

    <3

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    dispatch from the department of bad ideas:

    the (new) railgun

    replaces the shotgun, this time

    fires a team-coloured laser beam that steals ammo from targets and gives it to you as metal, but does no damage.

    if you press and hold M2, you can drop a team coloured force field a few feet in front of you that uses ammo at a constant rate. the force field stops both projectiles and bullets (but shooting the forcefield drains the ammo needed to run it at an increased rate), and inside the force field weapons (including the sentry gun's weapons) are disabled and only melee weapons can be used

    you can put the force field over other people for a temporary reprieve for them, (but they can't shoot back- and the more people or objects under the field the faster it drains) or (the more likely scenario) you see your sentry being pummeled and you want to protect it

    any sappers inside the force field are temporarily halted from sappin', and stickies cannot be detonated until the field is down

    to take down a sheild, you can kill the helpless engineer, wait for him to run out of ammo, or torture him by waltzing into the sheild, beating his non-functioning sentry to death, and then kill him

    why it's good: good for defensive engineers hoping to keep their sentry keepin' on for a few more moments, good for collecting metal like a blut medic collects health, and good for creating impromtu melee duels. good for enemy spies too- sap the sentry, the engineer throws up his sheild to delay the sap, and leaves himself defenseless versus the spy. it complicates the demo-engie relationship too- an engineer can delay the sticky destruction of his sentry, but he can't get rid of it without help, all the while he has to keep this sheild up.

    and it might inject a little bit more fun into taking out sentries- beating it to death a sentry in a sheild, targeting the engineer holding up the sheild, etc.

    why it's bad: it's terrible
    also, a laser pointer to replace the pistol that does no damage, but the sentry shoots wherever you aim

    there's so much you could do with the engineer, you could even give him weapons that make him much more offensive engie and turn him into a sub-class like a swordemo

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Jesus fucking Christ Ginger, the pyro's gloves are black with yellow tips not the color of his suit are you dumb????

    Goomba on
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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I think based on the recent videos, a flubber engineer would be the best thing ever.

    Can inflate to shield his allies from bullets! Can stretch his head around corners to scout! Can pick up ammo crates and hand them to allies! Can wrap enemies in a huge hug and drag them to a sticky trap!

    Really, flubber engineer would be invincible.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'd like to see something for an offensive engy that lets him drop health and ammo kits instead of building stationary dispensers.

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    But people don't even pick up sandviches.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    True. Dropping the sandvich is pretty useless unless you have a mic.

    They should give the Heavy a line for when he drops it. "Eat sandvich, stupid!"

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    But people don't even pick up sandviches.
    Are you kidding? You're gonna need that health after you kill the heavy.

    They think they can run into a corner and hide, but no. No they cannot. Then I get a free 50 health.

    Goomba on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Sandvich has left me

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  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Goomba wrote: »
    Jesus fucking Christ Ginger, the pyro's gloves are black with yellow tips not the color of his suit are you dumb????

    what are you imagining now?

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Report from the Department of Weird Ideas:

    Engineer Unlock: Old Yeller

    Replacing the shotgun, this backpack powered metal monstrosity fires an accurate bolt of lightning, dealing moderate damage at full charge(50 max). Every shot drains the backpacks Texas Tough™ energy cells, and a low-power shot does significantly less damage. The packs recharge automatically, and a full-power shock that kills a target will ignite all the remaining ammunition carried, making for quite an embarrassing discharge if in a group.

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Even when I have a mic, there's a good chance they won't take the sandvich. I think Kupi's the only one that's ever eaten a sandvich I've thrown without me having to throw it directly at them.

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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The new engy item is an overwaxed mustache and all of his unlocks will have a rail-baron theme.

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    The new engy item is an overwaxed mustache and all of his unlocks will have a rail-baron theme.

    Nothing would make me happier than to see this manifest.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    The new engy item is an overwaxed mustache and all of his unlocks will have a rail-baron theme.

    Why stop there, make him an oil baron.

    Swap his wrench for a bowling pin.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    what are you imagining now?
    Oh geez, I was just being an anal jerk. That's great.

    Goomba on
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  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    The new engy item is an overwaxed mustache and all of his unlocks will have a rail-baron theme.

    Why stop there, make him an oil baron.

    Swap his wrench for a bowling pin.

    swap his shotgun for a milkshake

    it would be a level 10 lunchbox

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