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Bayonetta - No Items. Jeanne Only. Final Destination.

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  • CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I was just thinking: How incredible would it be if this game supported an online arena where two players can fight each other?

    That's not a rhetorical question. I'm not sure how incredible it would be, but it's a thought.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Centipeed wrote: »
    I was just thinking: How incredible would it be if this game supported an online arena where two players can fight each other?

    That's not a rhetorical question. I'm not sure how incredible it would be, but it's a thought.

    turn off witch time and patch out the kilgore glitch and it has the potential to be ridiculously awesome

    Rust on
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hahaha kilgore glitch = free block stun.

    Let them keep it.

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  • FroggyPFroggyP Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    Centipeed wrote: »
    I was just thinking: How incredible would it be if this game supported an online arena where two players can fight each other?

    That's not a rhetorical question. I'm not sure how incredible it would be, but it's a thought.

    turn off witch time and patch out the kilgore glitch and it has the potential to be ridiculously awesome

    ah-HAH fighting games.

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  • TomaToma Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So what exactly is Bazillions from? Pillow Talk is obvious... but I can't think of anything Bazillions would be referencing, or maybe it's just made up?

    In a way, I'm kinda sad that NSC wasn't a "Dante Must Die" kind of mode. I actually thought they may have used the 3-5 orb health system for that mode.

    It would have made me feel like a man, because I never touched any mode Hard or Above ( :winky: ) in any of the DMC games.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You know, I was thinking. Sega would be really smart to cut a deal with the guy who's doing that NSIC gaze of despair pure platinum run. Pay him whatever he wants to run a commercial of 1 minute of, say, that video where he fights the 3 joys... All while having "THIS IS 100% RAW GAME FOOTAGE" at the bottom of the screen.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    How can people not find Cereza adorable?

    Just listen to this theme:

    Cereza's theme

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    i don't like children in video games as a rule and cereza was no exception

    luka was way worse, though

    the action ground to a halt every time his dopey ass came onscreen

    Rust on
  • XiaNaphryzXiaNaphryz Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    You know, I was thinking. Sega would be really smart to cut a deal with the guy who's doing that NSIC gaze of despair pure platinum run. Pay him whatever he wants to run a commercial of 1 minute of, say, that video where he fights the 3 joys... All while having "THIS IS 100% RAW GAME FOOTAGE" at the bottom of the screen.

    Isn't that essentially what the Strategy Guide trailer is trying to do?

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I was too busy making stupid jokes about Luka (Like when he first grappling hooked up in chapter 2: "Hm, he lives up stairs... I think I've seen him before") to be distracted by him.

    And I wanted to hate Cereza for introducing an escort segment to the game, but she's too damn cute. Whoever did her voice acting was spot-on.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    XiaNaphryz wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    You know, I was thinking. Sega would be really smart to cut a deal with the guy who's doing that NSIC gaze of despair pure platinum run. Pay him whatever he wants to run a commercial of 1 minute of, say, that video where he fights the 3 joys... All while having "THIS IS 100% RAW GAME FOOTAGE" at the bottom of the screen.

    Isn't that essentially what the Strategy Guide trailer is trying to do?

    Yeah, but aimed at people who already have the game. The only commercials I've seen for Bayonetta (trying to sell the game to people who don't have it) were half cutscene, when really this game should be selling itself on its gameply. The cutscenes are just icing on the cake.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    My favourite Luka moment in the entire game is "THE TRUTH WILL BRING THE TRUTH TO THE TRUTH SO THAT THE TRUTH WHICH IS THE TRUTH WILL REVEAL TO BE THE TRUTH THAT BRINGS THE TRUTH TO THE LIGHT. OF TRUTH." and then he grabs her ass.

    Also,obligatory:

    Luka *glint*
    Cereza *glint*
    Cheshire *glint MEOW!*

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  • MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I still find it hilarious that Luka was introduced with sparkles.

    I also was moderately amused by Anime Joe Pesci.

    Make of that what you will.

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  • CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    You know, I was thinking. Sega would be really smart to cut a deal with the guy who's doing that NSIC gaze of despair pure platinum run. Pay him whatever he wants to run a commercial of 1 minute of, say, that video where he fights the 3 joys... All while having "THIS IS 100% RAW GAME FOOTAGE" at the bottom of the screen.

    Are there videos?

    Edit: Nevermind. Found it: http://www.youtube.com/user/mjemirzian

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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So apparently the PS3 version is getting an update to install the game, which will reduce loading times. If it's favorably received, I might just grab a copy. I've been getting more interested in these types of games lately.

    edit - might be.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Toma wrote: »
    So what exactly is Bazillions from? Pillow Talk is obvious... but I can't think of anything Bazillions would be referencing, or maybe it's just made up?

    In a way, I'm kinda sad that NSC wasn't a "Dante Must Die" kind of mode. I actually thought they may have used the 3-5 orb health system for that mode.

    It would have made me feel like a man, because I never touched any mode Hard or Above ( :winky: ) in any of the DMC games.

    I just thought it was bazillions of guns.

    Ie just a silly word name.

    It's got b move pew pew on the feet and freespace 2 beam cannons from the punch I mean it's got all the best gun types right there!

    NSC is a Dante must Die mode. You don't have witch time, enemies have ridiculous guard that is hard to stun them with, have new attacks, bosses have new attacks and they do ridiculous damage.
    It's Dante Must Die mode.
    The thing is that Devil May Cry games tend to have the enemies go from punching bag to uninterruptible death machine in dante must die mode. So there's a bigger "jump" as it were in difficulty. Suddenly you have to dodge and have no choice.
    Whereas you've always had to dodge right from the get go in normal so you are used to having to dodge by NSC. The game has taught you how to dodge so when they remove witch time it's not as big of a deal as you think. It's a sign of better difficulty grading within the game itself, rather than not having a hard difficulty. Cos seriously, it is hard. It really is. Try it without rosary and with just say the scarborough fair and come back and tell me nsc is easy. :P

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Centipeed wrote: »
    I was just thinking: How incredible would it be if this game supported an online arena where two players can fight each other?

    That's not a rhetorical question. I'm not sure how incredible it would be, but it's a thought.

    There are literally hundreds of games where a mode like this would be and should be implemented.


    Bayonetta is definitely one of them.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Only if there's a dance fight mode!

    Press up down left right square for Confetti! 360 Punch for Lights!

    Oh oh or a style off mode. Where you get given a hapless angel and have to do better (read stylish) than the other guy at killing it.

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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Didn't ninja gaiden black have something like that?

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Only if there's a dance fight mode!

    Press up down left right square for Confetti! 360 Punch for Lights!

    Oh oh or a style off mode. Where you get given a hapless angel and have to do better (read stylish) than the other guy at killing it.

    There's lots of room to try things like that. Frankly it's something I'm shocked Devil May cry never implemented especially in 4.

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  • LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just finished chapter 8. Holy shit, this game is incredible.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    How do you use 3 accessories, or can you?

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    How do you use 3 accessories, or can you?

    you can't

    i dunno why that third slot is there, honestly

    she wears them on her arms and she's only got two

    Rust on
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    How do you use 3 accessories, or can you?

    you can't

    i dunno why that third slot is there, honestly

    she wears them on her arms and she's only got two

    The easy accessory goes there.

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  • ringswraithringswraith Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Holy cow.

    Managed to finish the Torture Attack Alfheim (thanks guys!) and now I'm stuck on the Weave Attack one.

    I can clear the Affinities fine (using Shuraba's PKP), but those two Fairness give me lots of trouble. And I always seem to get chewed on, even though I'm dodging... Could I be dodging too early?

    Any suggestions?

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  • FroggyPFroggyP Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PKP with the sword is great because the wicked weave can hit multiple people.
    PPKKK(with any weapon really) is great because the last two kicks are wicked weaves which is great for straight up damage.

    You have to be careful because they can interrupt your combo with a bite that comes out of nowhere and I find it pretty hard to get witchtime on their bite. So play a keep away game poking with PKP. When you see one fireballing that's your cue to dodge,witchtime, and go for some heavy damage. Once one goes down, the other is much easier. Another attack you can exploit is sometimes they'll go for a charging headbutt. If you dodge and they hit a wall they get stunned for a bit. Meaning you can attack with worrying about that one attacking back, or attack the other Fairness without worrying about being backstabbed.

    It is possible you are dodging too early, but if you dodge continually/rapidly I'm not sure they can catch you between dodges.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Do ppkp. Try to dodge offset the kick.

    This will knock one into the air. Watch out for the other one while you repeat this on the one in the air.

    Also if you have any magic, and can do back forward stomp or backforward punch with shuruba, do eeeet.

    Also the spinning shoryuken since it knocks them up. Abuse the weaves that knock them up. If you are lucky, you might catch both of them at once.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Fuck the gold/silver claw guys in the face. They are EVIL.

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just kept dodging them until I had a torture attack built up.

    They are annoying, though.

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  • Vic_viperVic_viper Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Don't know if it was mentioned but the PS3 is getting an update to allow an install.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just kept dodging them until I had a torture attack built up.

    They are annoying, though.

    I'm facing them on Route 666 on hard.

    Three at once.

    :x

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  • MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yalborap wrote: »
    I just kept dodging them until I had a torture attack built up.

    They are annoying, though.

    I'm facing them on Route 666 on hard.

    Three at once.

    :x
    Katana + skates + evil rosary + counter accessory + mad skillz got me past that.

    Also luck.

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  • ChanceChance Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Vic_viper wrote: »
    Don't know if it was mentioned but the PS3 is getting an update to allow an install.

    I just hope
    -it's less than 5GB and
    -it actually has an effect.

    'Cause those load times are pretty phenomenal.

    Chance on
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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Whereas you've always had to dodge right from the get go in normal so you are used to having to dodge by NSC. The game has taught you how to dodge so when they remove witch time it's not as big of a deal as you think. It's a sign of better difficulty grading within the game itself, rather than not having a hard difficulty. Cos seriously, it is hard. It really is. Try it without rosary and with just say the scarborough fair and come back and tell me nsc is easy.

    IMO the whole game is gradually winding you up to trying to do NSC mode. First they introduce dodging plus witch time just to give you time to use the combo system in an uninterrupted fashion, then they give you the secondary block mechanism that you'll be using the rest of the game (moon), then they give you hard mode with some early witch-time free fights as though to say "here's the standard", then they gradually wean you off it until by NSC you're ready. I think it's pretty rad.

    EDIT: And the aflheims are good practice for enemy types. The wicked weave ones are great practice for the flaming angels you get in chapter 3 that were annoying as shit the first time I fought them - second time round, easy as pie having done the aflheim. I think in general this game is remarkably well designed, especially considering the traditional japanese approach :o

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  • BeezelBeezel There was no agreement little morsel..Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Chance wrote: »
    Vic_viper wrote: »
    Don't know if it was mentioned but the PS3 is getting an update to allow an install.

    I just hope
    -it's less than 5GB and
    -it actually has an effect.

    'Cause those load times are pretty phenomenal.

    so when is this update? Soon? And yes the load times are gnarly.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Monger wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    I just kept dodging them until I had a torture attack built up.

    They are annoying, though.

    I'm facing them on Route 666 on hard.

    Three at once.

    :x
    Katana + skates + evil rosary + counter accessory + mad skillz got me past that.

    Also luck.


    I've been trying to avoid using the katana, but that and the rosary got me through first time I hooked them on. :?

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Btw,I think for people who want even more difficulty in NSC you could use King Little Zero cause he only has two health bubbles.

    That's harder,right?

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  • ChanceChance Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Beezel wrote: »
    Chance wrote: »
    Vic_viper wrote: »
    Don't know if it was mentioned but the PS3 is getting an update to allow an install.

    I just hope
    -it's less than 5GB and
    -it actually has an effect.

    'Cause those load times are pretty phenomenal.

    so when is this update? Soon? And yes the load times are gnarly.

    In two days, so they say - the 28th.

    Chance on
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  • BeezelBeezel There was no agreement little morsel..Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    tomorrow? sweeeeeeet

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  • TomaToma Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gah, it figures. Just as I'm finally getting fatigued of the game they release this patch. At least it won't sound like my PS3 is dying anymore when I play.

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