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I am eating a bowl of cereal right now.
Butler
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The cereal is on its own in the bowl, dry. The milk is in a separate glass. I take a spoonful of dry cereal, I take a sip of milk, I chew that shit up. Every bite is as delicious and crunchy as the first.
Now I'm sure I'm not the first person to think of this. But it just works so darn well, I have to wonder: why do most of us still do it the old way? Why do we pour all the milk on at once and subject ourselves to half a bowl of crispy goodness and half a bowl of cold sugary sludge? Why haven't we, as a species, moved beyond this?
Anyone?
Now I'm sure I'm not the first person to think of this. But it just works so darn well, I have to wonder: why do most of us still do it the old way? Why do we pour all the milk on at once and subject ourselves to half a bowl of crispy goodness and half a bowl of cold sugary sludge? Why haven't we, as a species, moved beyond this?
Anyone?
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1) eating too slowly
2) using too much milk
3) stupid
i mean honestly if I'm having cereal it's probably the morning and don't even ask me to do stuff in the moring
he came from a very big family
same. Don't like the taste of milk or soggy cereal.
sometimes to experience a true taste sensation you must suffer in the morning
Wait shit I let that fly too soon
as I child I was lured into other cereals by colourful mascots and the promise of toys, but now as a man I can say that a fresh bowl of cornflakes is superior to any chocolatey, sugary crap out there
Satans..... hints.....
Man, fuck that.
What you need son is a big bowl of sustain.
Satans..... hints.....
one of them was filthy and missing keyboards
but hey, $50 for ten minutes of actual work and then an hour or two of defragging and running malware stuff it's not bad
I had a egg and bacon sandwich for breakfast
my favorite cereal is bran flakes
we are old
but maybe you'd like this product
http://www.eatmecrunchy.com/
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
God the amount of shit that builds up on mishandled computers is crazy, and I mean both in a literal filth and virus-ridden harddrive sense
Computers that take forever to run scans or even just open up folders, it was painful work
A lot less porn than you might think, however
That is the best cereal.
Anything with the work "flakes" in it is for old people.
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keeps you regular?
I can't eat that, my lifestyle isn't extreme enough, I would feel like a fraud
You'll begin to worry about getting diabeetus as you age. You'll change.
nothing changes how I poo
but it tastes good
Yeah but still it's so damned tasty.
I am 22 and have a ways to go.
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frosted mini wheats used to give me the shits in like fifth grade, but I had like 2 bowls in the morning. I loved that stuff so much. It got so bad that my dad had to make out a note asking the teacher to let me go whenever I needed to
this post is funnier without the quote tree
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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did the kids call you poo boy
I will never forget the summer of frosted mini wheats
but I can't eat them no more
incidentally the following summer was the summer of high dental bills
oh hell
When you hit 25 and realize:
1: You're a quarter century old
2: 5 years from 30
The worry should begin.
Right now
He is throwing robots at us and you need to remove his mod powres
oh no I am 3 months from 25