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Applying for the design job

TubeTube Registered User admin
edited January 2010 in Social Entropy++
This is my application for the job of designer or whatever at Penny Arcade. I am writing it in the forum instead of emailing it as instructed. This is to show that I have initiative and that, as a designer, I am not constrained by society's rules. I am available to do this job for a while but within a year I expect to have extra responsibilities like sometimes drawing the comic

My credentials include:
Being really good at designing things
Having a full, thick head of hair
Good at serenading
Hot sauce gourmet
Full set of The Wire DVDS
Canadian jokes
Met Peter Molyneaux in a pub

I am fluent in:
MS Paint
Esperanto
Love


I have already begun the design process because I think it's pretty clear that the job is mine. Here is my first t shirt design but you can't use it until my first check comes through. Also I want dental (I'm british).

This first design is a sign of the bold new direction I am going to take Penny Arcade in once I have the job (which is a four gone conclusion). It is retro chique, with an edgy, episcopalian take on the very nature of avant garde design in today's piscean society. Shamone. Further designs to follow.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2010
    He also loves to sing Journey and Bon Jovi songs.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    this is a magical thread, wherein magical things are sure to happen

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I love this thread with all of my black, hardened little heart

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Wears goofy hat

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i would not say your canadian jokes are worthy of being 'credentials'

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You're hired. Meet me out back.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    what does the Canadian Fonz say?

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy eh

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Wears goofy hat

    3584.gif ?

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2010
    Loves to wear: Turtlenecks

    :wink:

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    what does the Canadian Fonz say?

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy eh

    oh my god

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    you're hired

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Working hard to get my fill

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This is so noir

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    "cheque"

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tube are you retarded

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    cheque yourself before you wreque yoursef

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Working at penny-arcade is a waste of your potential

    you should shoot for the stars

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Full set of The Wire DVDS

    I am so horribly tired after staring at sheet music all day, so this is how I read it
    Full set of The AIDS

    Tube we need to be the musical advisors. I am in charge of all things G&S

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Tube are you retarded

    Just say that you hate Journey

    Get it over with

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Tube are you retarded

    ...what?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    whoa rane ever think that pennies arcade could use a man of such renown as our internet famous tube

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    mully wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Wears goofy hat

    3584.gif ?

    no you silly
    that would be a Goofy hat

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mi parolas Esperanton.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    My credentials include:
    Having a full, thick head of hair

    I dare say you'll make CEO in six months

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    chique

    heehee

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm glad you don't have a full set of the aids is what I am trying to say

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  • TheGreat2ndTheGreat2nd Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    a special thread
    for a special application

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    what does the Canadian Fonz say?

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy eh

    hahaha, mully I am on Tube's side.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    can I point out to everyone just how well I drew Tycho's hair

    if you think it's facing the wrong way you just don't get it

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Tube are you retarded

    ...what?

    well you gave it your best shot

    here's a small trophy, champ

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    pig charlo approves this thread

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I demand to hear more Canadian jokes

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    what's the first letter of the canadian alphabet

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    god
    nooo

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    did you hear about the canadian roller blader?

    he turned out to be geh

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    tube, do you need a reference?
    i'll totally tell them about that one time you saved my life by drawing a picture of jennifer connelly being raped to death in an epic face-off against the devil

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Do all canadian jokes end in 'eh'

    don't say 'yeh'

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  • TheGreat2ndTheGreat2nd Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Do all canadian jokes end in 'eh'

    don't say 'yeh'

    meh

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    that would be yay

    you're no comenadian, javen!

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    What does Canadian Ayn Rand think?

    that eh is eh

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