This is my application for the job of designer or whatever at Penny Arcade. I am writing it in the forum instead of emailing it as instructed. This is to show that I have initiative and that, as a designer, I am not constrained by society's rules. I am available to do this job for a while but within a year I expect to have extra responsibilities like sometimes drawing the comic
My credentials include:
Being really good at designing things
Having a full, thick head of hair
Good at serenading
Hot sauce gourmet
Full set of The Wire DVDS
Canadian jokes
Met Peter Molyneaux in a pub
I am fluent in:
MS Paint
Esperanto
Love
I have already begun the design process because I think it's pretty clear that the job is mine. Here is my first t shirt design but you can't use it until my first check comes through. Also I want dental (I'm british).
This first design is a sign of the bold new direction I am going to take Penny Arcade in once I have the job (which is a four gone conclusion). It is retro chique, with an edgy, episcopalian take on the very nature of avant garde design in today's piscean society. Shamone. Further designs to follow.
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy eh
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XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
oh my god
you should shoot for the stars
I am so horribly tired after staring at sheet music all day, so this is how I read it
Tube we need to be the musical advisors. I am in charge of all things G&S
Just say that you hate Journey
Get it over with
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...what?
no you silly
that would be a Goofy hat
I dare say you'll make CEO in six months
heehee
for a special application
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hahaha, mully I am on Tube's side.
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if you think it's facing the wrong way you just don't get it
well you gave it your best shot
here's a small trophy, champ
nooo
he turned out to be geh
i'll totally tell them about that one time you saved my life by drawing a picture of jennifer connelly being raped to death in an epic face-off against the devil
don't say 'yeh'
meh
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you're no comenadian, javen!
that eh is eh