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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    you should shoot for the stars

    I don't think Newton Faulkner is all that famous yet.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    what does the Canadian Fonz say?

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy eh
    I love you.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    you should shoot for the stars

    I don't think Newton Faulkner is all that famous yet.

    Hey you know whose second album sold really well?

    not newton faulkner's

    Tube on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    man these Canadian jokes all have the same punchline

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"

    "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

    "Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade mate."

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Who's the most famous director in Canada?

    Michael Beh

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Can you make a good gnocchi?

    Is that blackface?

    Follow up: arnt you British? Prove it.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I wish I had a job to hire you for.

    That is an outstanding application.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    how many canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb

    mully on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tube there might just be a position open for you on my penis

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    mully wrote: »
    how many canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb

    aboot three

    Tube on
  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't know if I love Canada more or less because of this thread.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    you should shoot for the stars

    I don't think Newton Faulkner is all that famous yet.

    Hey you know whose second album sold really well?

    not newton faulkner's

    Maybe he should have done one of those "pay what you want" deals. I just don't know what to do with this eighty dollar bill.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    mully wrote: »
    how many canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb

    aboot three

    one to hold the lightbulb, and one to go the store and get the 2-4 pack of beer so they can drink it all (and make the room spin)

    mully on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh god now I have the top of the page

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mully, that was a bad joke.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    thank you, bad jokes are my most favourites!

    mully on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    what is the difference between african american animated film fans and canadian animated film fans?

    African Americans like Walt Diznay, Canadians like Walt Disn eh

    Tube on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    cardboard tube, ladies and gentlemen

    mully on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    how many canadians does it take to get kicked out of canada

    answer: one

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    what is the difference between african american animated film fans and canadian animated film fans?

    African Americans like Walt Diznay, Canadians like Walt Disn eh

    This is pure gold.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2010
    I said African American because I'm not racist

    Tube on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    tube you can say "black" now it's cool

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Canada is awesome

    MANTRACKER is why.

    Youtube it.

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    mully i too am googling canadian jokes

    mnoll on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    how many canadians does it take to get kicked out of canada

    answer: one

    his web forums handle is "kuribo's shoe"

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    mully wrote: »
    how many canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb

    Eht

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    how often do canadians smoke marijuana

    everydeh

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    mnoll wrote: »
    mully i too am googling canadian jokes

    googling is what canadians do best!*

    *canadians may or may not do googling best

    mully on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    tube you can say "black" now it's cool

    I loved during the worst of the politically correct time when people were trying not to describe things as the color black.

    "So your car was stolen? What color is it?"
    "It-it is dark. You know, it is a dark color"

    Fiz on
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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    did you know: the british have unconditionally poor dental hygiene?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    how many canadians can you fit in a volkswagon?
    2 in the front, 3 in back, 10 million in the ash tray

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    were you aware: the phrase "did you know" is copyrighted by a rival publisher

    mnoll on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    potatoe wrote: »
    how many canadians can you fit in a volkswagon?
    2 in the front, 3 in back, 10 million in the ash tray

    idon't think that's how that jokes goes, potty

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    How often does tube lactate?

    Once a fortnight!

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    tube you can say "black" now it's cool

    I loved during the worst of the politically correct time when people were trying not to describe things as the color black.

    "So your car was stolen? What color is it?"
    "It-it is dark. You know, it is a dark color"

    What? When did this happen?

    Aneurhythmia on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    no james bond movies ever take place in canada, huh

    Barcardi on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    tube you can say "black" now it's cool

    I loved during the worst of the politically correct time when people were trying not to describe things as the color black.

    "So your car was stolen? What color is it?"
    "It-it is dark. You know, it is a dark color"

    ahahahahaha

    did this really happen

    oh my god

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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