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[Phalla] Phable: The Lost Phalla (Game Over, Village/Heroes Win)

adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know?Registered User regular
edited January 2010 in Critical Failures
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Welcome, one and all, to the greatest Phalla EVER MADE. Everyone gets a special power that can change the game, and-

SHUT THE FUCK UP, MOLYNEUX!

But it is!

I WILL END YOU!

Okay, I'll shut up!

Thank you. Welcome to Albion, the setting for Phable: The Lost Phalla. You all have an important role to play in its ultimate destiny, whether you realize it or not.

Here's the breakdown: Albion is home to Heroes, who watch over Albion or try to get rich off it. However, a great evil is rising in Albion: Bandits. An ex-Hero, Twinblade, has united the bandit clans and turned them into a serious threat. The Guards can no longer effectively combat these brigands, and so they have turned to the Heroes to save them.

This is a game that can get as big as we need it to be, and I'd like it to go somewhere in the 50-60 range. Vote close is TBD, but consider it to be at 10 PM EST (6 PM PST) for now.

You only have one vote you need to worry about right now. The traditional !red elimination vote. You will not be targeting anyone with special abilities publicly.

Depending on the PM you receive, you may receive side-quests. These are additional conditions that you should work towards. Depending on the condition, you may receive in-game benefits for fulfilling them.


Clarifications

Wasn't your last game horribly imbalanced?
Yes. This one less so. I missed the orange text.

How complex are the rules?
They're self-explanatory. There's a traditional mafia involved.

Does everyone get a special ability?
CLARIFICATION DENIED.

How do I get the Singing Sword?
CLARIFICATION DENIED.

How big of a teetotaler are you?
A very big o- I mean, CLARIFICATION DENIED.

How many times will we be insulting Molyneux?
HEY!
STFU! Does that answer your question?

Are we going to have to send in orders after vote close again?
No. All orders will be sent in before vote close. I am NOT repeating that again.

How many people will be playing?
Green light will be given when we reach 50. 60 will be our maximum.

Narrations
Prologue
Day One: A Lesson In Manners
Day Two: Panic Sets In
Day Three: Lady Grey Gonna Be Pissed
Day Four: Shit Gets Real
Day Five: Election Shenanigans
Day Six: Jack Attacked
Day Seven: And It Burns, Burns, Burns...
Day Eight: That Has to Hurt
Day Nine: Heroic Massacre
Day Nine and a Half: Who the Hell Do You Think You Are?
Day Ten: And Then There Were Four
Final Day: I Think Someone Forgot Something...
Epilogue: We Will Rebuild
Final Results

Player List
1. Alegis, Oakvale Villager; Twinblade'd, Day 3
2. Burnage, Hero of Oakvale; achieved win condition Day 10
3. enlightenedbum, Bandit; lynched by the vote, Day 5
4. Cynic Jester, Thunder (Hero, Even Day Vig); Stabbed mercilessly by a chicken chaser- I mean, Maleficus, Day 3
5. IAmSquishy, Captain of the Guard of Oakvale; murderized by bandits, Day 4
6. Daius, Whisper, ("clumsy" vig/XP-gaining vig); dealt with personally by Twinblade, Day 4
7. Typhus733, Bandit; sliced in half by Scythe, Day 7
8. Kias, Oakvale Villager; Jack paid him a visit, Day 7
9. Hippie, Briar Rose (Hero, Seer); Shot through the heart (and bandits are to blame), Day 9
10. kime, Theresa (seer); Fled Albion with Scythe's help, Day 3, achieved win condition Day 10
11. ShadowThomas, Bowerstone South Villager; lynched by the vote, Day 7
12. Rend, Bowerstone South Villager; caught off-guard by Whisper, Day 2
13. HamHamJ, Bowerstone North Villager; dealt with by a chicken chaser, Day 1
14. Jester313
15. Zandacron
16. TehSloth, Bowerstone North Villager; robbed blind and left blind by bandits, Day 6
17. TheLawinator, Mayor (Bowerstone South Villager); Bandits burnt his office down, Day 8
18. Dusda, Guildmaster (Hero, Seer/Guard); stabbed repeatedly by bandits, Day 9, achieved win condition Day 10
19. immortal squish
20. crimsoncoyote, Bandit; lynched by the village, Day 11
21. Gonmun/lonelyahava, Bowerstone South Villager; disembowled by bandits, Day 5
22. Rawkking Goodguy, Bandit; lynched by the village, Day 4
23. Mr. Defecation, Bowerstone South Villager; Twinblade got one last kill, Day 9
24. LoserForHireX, Bowerstone North Resident (Possessed by Jack of Blades), killed by Maleficus, Day 9
25. KrataLightblade, Oakvale Villager; decapitated by bandits, Day 5
26. Delmain, Bandit; lynched by the village, Day 8
27. Dunadan019, Lady Grey (vote-manipulation); Maleficus went to town on her, Day 4
28. jdarksun, Captain of the Guard of Bowerstone South; slain by bandits, Day 2
29. samurai6966, Oakvale Villager; lynched by the village, Day 2
30. Dogbone33, Bandit; shown no mercy by Whisper, Day 4
31. TrueNeverborn, Bowerstone South Villager; the Hero of Oakvale chose poorly, Day 7
32. Zellpher, Bowerstone North Villager; eaten by Inactivus Balverines, Day 3
33. Egos, Bowerstone South Villager; Jack answered his prayers, Day 8
34. LemmingHead, Bowerstone South Villager; Bandits keep going and going, Day 10
35. shalmelo, Twinblade, King of Bandits (ex-Hero); lynched by the village, Day 9
36. Darian, Oakvale Villager; Killed by Whisper, Day 3
37. Ebfan, Bowerstone North Villager; slain by Bandits, Day 10
38. romanqwerty, Bowerstone South Villager; because Jack could, Day 5
39. pigeonking, Oakvale Villager; head sliced off by Thunder, Day 2
40. The_Reflection, Bowerstone South Village; Killed by bandits for being too poor, Day 3
41. Trust, Bandit; lynched by the village, Day 10
42. Delphinidaes, Oakvale Villager; Twinblade said 'Hi', Day 5
43. Abysmal Lynx, Bowerstone North Villager; fed to Inactivus, Day 2
44. FrostMist, Bandit; Slain by Jack of Blades, Day 1
45. Arasaki, Captain of the Guard of Bowerstone North; murdered in the line of duty by bandits, Day 7
46. Jaenther, Jack of Blades (Serial Killer?); got glovefucked by Maleficus and the RNG gods, Day 10
47. Ryadic, Bandit; lynched by the village, Day 3
48. Maximus, Bowerstone South Villager; left behind by Jack, Day 4
49. sterling3763, Oakvale Villager; lynched by the village, Day 6
50. ThatDaveFella, Scythe (Hero, Odd-Day Vig); Bandits got the drop on him, Day 8
51. WilDPanthA05/garroad_ran, Oakvale Villager; ran over by bandits, Day 7
52. Robos A Go Go, Bowerstone South Villager (Possessed by Jack of Blades); Twinblade smote him, Day 6
53. Gumpy, Bowerstone North Villager; slain and robbed by bandits, Day 1
54. Minor Second, Oakvale Villager; Maleficus thought he was Jack, Day 8
55. Tiphareth, Bowerstone North Villager; handpicked by Jack, Day 6
56. Sepah, Bowerstone South Villager; Scythe chose poorly, Day 5
57. Kevin R Brown, Bandit; Lynched by the village, Day 1
58. Toxic Toys, Bowerstone South Villager; Twinblade came a-calling
59. Raneados, Bowerstone South Villager; Jack'd, Day 3
60. Bacchus, Oakvale Villager; Jack killed off the last Oakvale resident, Day 9

Reserves
1. lonelyahava
2.
...

We now have sixty people playing. Sign-ups are closed, though reserves are still being accepted.

A few ground rules before we begin, yes?

Here are some basic rules, most of which are stolen from another game:
- No forwarding, paraphrasing, or quoting Role PMs, screen caps, or anonymous contact.
- Please send me a link to any proboards made during the game.
- Vote in Bold Red for one person to vote them out, and Ask for Clarifications in Orange. Clarifications can also be asked through PM if it pertains to something private.
- DO NOT edit any post with a vote or I will not count it.
- Inactives will be removed. You must vote for someone everyday. Failure to vote two days consecutively is grounds for removal.
- In the event you must resign or be removed for inactivity, a reserve will take your place. If there are no reserves, you will be killed.
- You may make 1 post after death, a 'ghost post'. This post cannot contain game information.
- No talking about the game with dead players.
- DON'T BE A DICK. I will replace you.
- Vote will close at 10:00pm Eastern Standard Time.

Also a rule of my own.... one that I feel needs to be put out there due to events that occured in a recent Phalla.

-Alts are not permitted to play. Ever. In any capacity. If an alt is found, your shenanigans will be reported to the mods.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Your signup list is low, Hero. Do you have any potions, or food?

    Alegis on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Try to Get your Sign Up Multiplier even higher!

    Alegis on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So this is a Morrowind phalla, right?

    Burnage on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !I'm hoping this game will move you from good to bad depending on your actions

    I mean, I abused the village as host for being prideful, so you can make arbitrary and complex moral decisions based on a small sample of posts, right?

    enlightenedbum on
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
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  • Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Clearly, good must prevail.

    Cynic Jester on
  • IAmSquishyIAmSquishy Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Spectrum Five Blue Locking In!

    Ready for the next game!

    IAmSquishy on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited January 2010
    !Some Hobbes are attacking Orchard Farm!

    Daius :- Okay, I'll get right on that!

    Whisper :- Waiht noh, ah thenk weh shud hav ah copuhtition!

    Daius :- Hang on I didn't agree to tha

    Whisper Wins! Restart the Mission!

    Daius :- Okay this time I'll know what to expect so I'll just

    Whisper :- Ahnd thahts anuther wun fohr me!

    Daius :- STOP STEALING ALL OF MY KILLS THAT ISN'T KOSHER

    Whisper Wins! Restart the Mission!

    Daius :- I swear if that happens one more time

    Whisper :- Yohr ment too actuali ahtack dem yu kno

    Daius :- I WILL MURDER YOU I SWEAR TO GOD

    Daius on
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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !So in

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  • KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sign me up!

    Kias on
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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Daius wrote: »
    !Some Hobbes are attacking Orchard Farm!

    Daius :- Okay, I'll get right on that!

    Whisper :- Waiht noh, ah thenk weh shud hav ah copuhtition!

    Daius :- Hang on I didn't agree to tha

    Whisper Wins! Restart the Mission!

    Daius :- Okay this time I'll know what to expect so I'll just

    Whisper :- Ahnd thahts anuther wun fohr me!

    Daius :- STOP STEALING ALL OF MY KILLS THAT ISN'T KOSHER

    Whisper Wins! Restart the Mission!

    Daius :- I swear if that happens one more time

    Whisper :- Yohr ment too actuali ahtack dem yu kno

    Daius :- I WILL MURDER YOU I SWEAR TO GOD

    Personal Shield and Inferno. Just sayin.

    adventfalls on
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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Daius wrote: »
    !Some Hobbes are attacking Orchard Farm!

    Daius :- Okay, I'll get right on that!

    Whisper :- Waiht noh, ah thenk weh shud hav ah copuhtition!

    Daius :- Hang on I didn't agree to tha

    Whisper Wins! Restart the Mission!

    Daius :- Okay this time I'll know what to expect so I'll just

    Whisper :- Ahnd thahts anuther wun fohr me!

    Daius :- STOP STEALING ALL OF MY KILLS THAT ISN'T KOSHER

    Whisper Wins! Restart the Mission!

    Daius :- I swear if that happens one more time

    Whisper :- Yohr ment too actuali ahtack dem yu kno

    Daius :- I WILL MURDER YOU I SWEAR TO GOD

    Personal Shield and Inferno. Just sayin.

    You haven't heard the last of this I had enough horrible experiences with Fable to make a shrink resign.

    Daius on
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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dude, I just broke the game with those two spells. And by using the XP potions during the Arena.

    adventfalls on
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  • HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sign me up Red!

    Hippie on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I've never played Fable :(

    kime on
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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited January 2010
    It's easy to talk about gamebreaking when you
    1) Know how to do it and
    2) Want to do it

    But when you're trying to play as a Bowman because that's how you always approach that genre of game, you're in for a world of hurt.
    plus the only way I ever completed that game was by relying pretty much solely on that health-stealing thing

    Daius on
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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The multiple arrow shot was actually my favorite move.

    Problem was that the bouncing arrows friendly fire was far more dangerous to anyone you were escorting in a mission than any evil mercenary.

    Alegis on
  • ShadowThomasShadowThomas Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'll sign up

    ShadowThomas on
  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The thing I remember about Fable is the spell that slows down time. Whatever that spell was, it was ridiculous. Only spell I ever used besides some healing.

    I shouldn't sign up right now, but if circumstances change, I may.

    Lucedes on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The game features an innovative sign up list which players will each have unique experiences in adding themselves to. As a game designer, this is very exciting!

    Rend on
  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    singup

    HamHamJ on
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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !sign up

    Jester313 on
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Deflation World!

    Zandracon on
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !Reserve up since my home internetz are on the fritz until Saturday probably.

    TehSloth on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    TehSloth wrote: »
    !Reserve up since my home internetz are on the fritz until Saturday probably.

    Actually they're fine now. Or at least somewhat stable.

    Rend on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !Sign up

    I need to not die this time.

    TheLawinator on
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  • DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !SignUp

    I swear I'll actually be active in this one.

    Dusda on
  • immortal squishimmortal squish Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dusda wrote: »
    !SignUp

    I swear I'll actually be active in this one.

    Until you die horribly, that is.

    Not that I'd be responsible or anything. I'm harmless!

    immortal squish on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Rend wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    !Reserve up since my home internetz are on the fritz until Saturday probably.

    Actually they're fine now. Or at least somewhat stable.

    That right there.

    !sign up

    crimsoncoyote on
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !Signup...while munching on a chick. >_>

    Gonmun on
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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    LF3M Hogger PST

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !signs point to shake again

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I want to be special too!

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Damn you for your theme which compels me to rejoin Phalla for awhile.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !sign up

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    my power will be to fart and amuse large crowds of people

    M.D. on
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !Sign

    Delmain on
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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wait, it was

    Ice Sign "Icicle Fall" !


    Wheeeee!

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    signup

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    JAyDdeghkiVwGGUljGGd

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !Sign up for to be a hero


    or a bandit whatever

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