Undead Scottsman's terrible opinions about hats, on a scale 1 to 5.
1 being "I wouldn't even keep that for trading/collecting purposes" (Protip: I'm too much of a packrat to rate any hat a 1.)
2 being "I'd hold on to it for trading, but I'd only keep it for collection purposes),
3 being "I wouldn't mind having it"
4 being "I'd totally wear it all the time"
5 being "OHMIGOD I need it right now!"
Demoman: 'Fro (4), Glenngary Bonnet (5), Scotsman's Stove Pipe (2, since it's so close to the gibus)
Engineer: Mining Light (2), Texas Ten Gallon (3), Engineer's Cap (3), Texas Slim's Dome Shine (2)
Heavy: Football Helmet (3), Officer's Ushanka (5), Tough Guy's Toque (3)
Medic: Prussian Picklehaub (3), Vintage Tyrolean (3), Otolaryngologist's mirror (5)
Pyro: Beanie (4), Brigade helmet (4), Respectless Rubber Glove (5)
Scout: Batter's Helmet (3), Bonk Helmet (2), Ye Olde Baker Boy (3), Baseball Bill's Sports Shine (2)
Sniper: Trophy Belt (2), Professional's Panama (3), Master's Yellow Belt (3), Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative (2)
Soldier: Soldier's Stash (2), Tyrant's Helm (3), Stainless Pot (4)
Spy: Fancy Fedora (3), Backbiter's Billycock (3), Camera Beard (Doesn't flipping matter now, I've had it drop soo many damn times)
it isn't that I didn't like the brigade helm when I combined it with my duplicate stainless pot, it's just that I already have a beanie and I will never really bother switching hats between maps or rounds or lives or anything.
actually that'd be a good move, making them miscellaneous items.
I don't see Valve making the hatless hats craftable into other hats, though.
I probably will never craft for a class that has one of those hatless hats as a possibility.
If they were miscellaneous items you could have both a no-hat and a hat equipped, which doesn't make any sense unless you are playing the HGttG text adventure.
actually that'd be a good move, making them miscellaneous items.
I don't see Valve making the hatless hats craftable into other hats, though.
I probably will never craft for a class that has one of those hatless hats as a possibility.
If they were miscellaneous items you could have both a no-hat and a hat equipped, which doesn't make any sense unless you are playing the HGttG text adventure.
I was lucky enough to get one when the item server was spewing after the war update. Got a hat, 3 camera beards, and about 12 huntsmans in about half an hour.
Cheater's Lament should have been a misc item like a cool badge you could wear on your breast or something.
Also there should be a simple black and white drawing program in the game menu where you can customize what your demoman has sketched underneath his crotch plate. Or customize the shoulder emblem graphics. Nobody actually uses those for class identification!
In TF2 I'd hope they'd limit it to a circular canvas with two colours permitted, so that it is a subtle customization. Sprays are bad enough for ditching the overall artistic direction.
I've rated the hats on a scale of Wouldn't Keep, Keep, and Best in Class.
Demoman: 'Fro (WK), Glenngary Bonnet (K), Scotsman's Stove Pipe (BiC, because I'm a proper gent)
Engineer: Mining Light (WK), Texas Ten Gallon (K), Engineer's Cap (BiC, because I want to walk around cp_well waiting for people to get run over by trains, and then doing my laugh taunt over their corpse), Texas Slim's Dome Shine (K)
Heavy: Football Helmet (WK), Officer's Ushanka (BiC), Tough Guy's Toque (K)
Medic: Prussian Picklehaub (K), Vintage Tyrolean (BiC), Otolaryngologist's mirror (K)
Pyro: Beanie (WK), Brigade helmet (BiC), Respectless Rubber Glove (K)
Scout: Batter's Helmet (WK), Bonk Helmet (WK), Ye Olde Baker Boy (BiC only by elimination, all Scout hats suck), Baseball Bill's Sports Shine (WK)
Sniper: Trophy Belt (WK), Professional's Panama (BiC), Master's Yellow Belt (WK), Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative (WK)
Soldier: Soldier's Stash (WK), Tyrant's Helm (BiC), Stainless Pot (K)
Spy: Fancy Fedora (K), Backbiter's Billycock (BiC), Camera Beard (WK - it's ugly)
Best overall: Scotsman's Stove Pipe, Texas Ten Gallon, Engineer's Cap, Professional's Panama, Tyrant's Helm.
edit: Rak, as far as I can imagine the only reason people dislike killcams is because it will sometimes show some silly goose who blundered into a long fight and killed you with a single bullet, preventing you from seeing your true enemy's health afterwards. A lot of this ire is now canceled out by the new damage displays.
I've rated the hats on a scale of Wouldn't Keep, Keep, and Best in Class.
Demoman: 'Fro (WK), Glenngary Bonnet (K), Scotsman's Stove Pipe (BiC, because I'm a proper gent)
Engineer: Mining Light (WK), Texas Ten Gallon (K), Engineer's Cap (BiC, because I want to walk around cp_well waiting for people to get run over by trains, and then doing my laugh taunt over their corpse), Texas Slim's Dome Shine (K)
Heavy: Football Helmet (WK), Officer's Ushanka (BiC), Tough Guy's Toque (K)
Medic: Prussian Picklehaub (K), Vintage Tyrolean (BiC), Otolaryngologist's mirror (K)
Pyro: Beanie (WK), Brigade helmet (BiC), Respectless Rubber Glove (K)
Scout: Batter's Helmet (WK), Bonk Helmet (WK), Ye Olde Baker Boy (BiC only by elimination, all Scout hats suck), Baseball Bill's Sports Shine (WK)
Sniper: Trophy Belt (WK), Professional's Panama (BiC), Master's Yellow Belt (WK), Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative (WK)
Soldier: Soldier's Stash (WK), Tyrant's Helm (BiC), Stainless Pot (K)
Spy: Fancy Fedora (K), Backbiter's Billycock (BiC), Camera Beard (WK - it's ugly)
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it was from the last map testing night
we were waiting in the server before the test actually began
the server was looping moonshine and everybody was just taunt fighting
it was awesome
It looks like they are going " Aaaaaannnnnddd " before breaking out into show tunes and dancing
also delish how can you not like the engineer's cap?
It literally screams trainroll time.
I guess it's because I'm too good at not dying, heh
Guess when this'll get patched
Agree. Also, 10 pages is a century ago.
All hat opinions that have been posted are at least 50% terrible
1 being "I wouldn't even keep that for trading/collecting purposes" (Protip: I'm too much of a packrat to rate any hat a 1.)
2 being "I'd hold on to it for trading, but I'd only keep it for collection purposes),
3 being "I wouldn't mind having it"
4 being "I'd totally wear it all the time"
5 being "OHMIGOD I need it right now!"
Demoman: 'Fro (4), Glenngary Bonnet (5), Scotsman's Stove Pipe (2, since it's so close to the gibus)
Engineer: Mining Light (2), Texas Ten Gallon (3), Engineer's Cap (3), Texas Slim's Dome Shine (2)
Heavy: Football Helmet (3), Officer's Ushanka (5), Tough Guy's Toque (3)
Medic: Prussian Picklehaub (3), Vintage Tyrolean (3), Otolaryngologist's mirror (5)
Pyro: Beanie (4), Brigade helmet (4), Respectless Rubber Glove (5)
Scout: Batter's Helmet (3), Bonk Helmet (2), Ye Olde Baker Boy (3), Baseball Bill's Sports Shine (2)
Sniper: Trophy Belt (2), Professional's Panama (3), Master's Yellow Belt (3), Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative (2)
Soldier: Soldier's Stash (2), Tyrant's Helm (3), Stainless Pot (4)
Spy: Fancy Fedora (3), Backbiter's Billycock (3), Camera Beard (Doesn't flipping matter now, I've had it drop soo many damn times)
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A fine example of a 50% terrible opinion
The kind that doesn't like the engineer's cap and ten-gallon any more than he likes the football helmet, and really doesn't like the hatless hats?
it isn't that I didn't like the brigade helm when I combined it with my duplicate stainless pot, it's just that I already have a beanie and I will never really bother switching hats between maps or rounds or lives or anything.
just seems stupid to me.
the kind with a different opinion than yours?
gasp
Is he sneaking up on him? Is the heavy giving him a piggyback? We may never know.
All hatless hats just look bad. Bad bad bad bad bad.
Make them drop as frequently or somewhat less than the camera beard so more people can craft them into real hats.
I don't see Valve making the hatless hats craftable into other hats, though.
I probably will never craft for a class that has one of those hatless hats as a possibility.
If they were miscellaneous items you could have both a no-hat and a hat equipped, which doesn't make any sense unless you are playing the HGttG text adventure.
His shiny bald head makes it all worth it.
shut
up
just make them not be hats
Luckily it doesn't bother me unless I think about how statistically unfair it is.
Two were fedoras. I crafted them and was lucky enough to get an Ushanka which is one of the ones I wanted.
The third was the Tyrant's Helm. I'dve preferred the steel pot but the tyrant's helm is still awesome.
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Engineers in general make this game worth it.
Which, in a way, is worse than nothing at all.
Also there should be a simple black and white drawing program in the game menu where you can customize what your demoman has sketched underneath his crotch plate. Or customize the shoulder emblem graphics. Nobody actually uses those for class identification!
They've been in Valve games since TFC and they are amazing.
I mean back in the day you killed a mans, you walked up to his corpse and sprayed a giant dong on him.
None of this "taunting" crap.
But seriously if you have a problem with screens you're just no fun.
Demoman: 'Fro (WK), Glenngary Bonnet (K), Scotsman's Stove Pipe (BiC, because I'm a proper gent)
Engineer: Mining Light (WK), Texas Ten Gallon (K), Engineer's Cap (BiC, because I want to walk around cp_well waiting for people to get run over by trains, and then doing my laugh taunt over their corpse), Texas Slim's Dome Shine (K)
Heavy: Football Helmet (WK), Officer's Ushanka (BiC), Tough Guy's Toque (K)
Medic: Prussian Picklehaub (K), Vintage Tyrolean (BiC), Otolaryngologist's mirror (K)
Pyro: Beanie (WK), Brigade helmet (BiC), Respectless Rubber Glove (K)
Scout: Batter's Helmet (WK), Bonk Helmet (WK), Ye Olde Baker Boy (BiC only by elimination, all Scout hats suck), Baseball Bill's Sports Shine (WK)
Sniper: Trophy Belt (WK), Professional's Panama (BiC), Master's Yellow Belt (WK), Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative (WK)
Soldier: Soldier's Stash (WK), Tyrant's Helm (BiC), Stainless Pot (K)
Spy: Fancy Fedora (K), Backbiter's Billycock (BiC), Camera Beard (WK - it's ugly)
Best overall: Scotsman's Stove Pipe, Texas Ten Gallon, Engineer's Cap, Professional's Panama, Tyrant's Helm.
edit: Rak, as far as I can imagine the only reason people dislike killcams is because it will sometimes show some silly goose who blundered into a long fight and killed you with a single bullet, preventing you from seeing your true enemy's health afterwards. A lot of this ire is now canceled out by the new damage displays.
This man, he has pretty good taste.