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Sweet dreams and [CHAT] machines, in pieces on the ground.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    bebarce wrote: »
    Hey lexxy, I was thinking about making an RPG game manual built around gym work outs.

    Worst RPG ever.
    You have 5 skill points to spend.
    
    STRENGTH -- 12 -- [ - ] [ + ]
    

    Flay on
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Loomdun wrote: »
    your just mad because I didn't show my mohawk yet

    show us your mowhawk loom <333??

    Kochikens on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Awesome... either one of my best friends is having a shitty day or I just got the coldest shoulder I've had in a long time.

    Neither one is a good thing.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ice.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Flay wrote: »
    bebarce wrote: »
    Hey lexxy, I was thinking about making an RPG game manual built around gym work outs.

    Worst RPG ever.
    You have 5 skill points to spend.
    
    STRENGTH -- 12 -- [ - ] [ + ]
    

    A mirror attacks!

    Mirror uses reflection!

    It's super effective!

    Flay has been afflicted with insecurities.

    Flay runs away!

    But the treadmill prevents his escape.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bombsy called us dum dums. lol

    I was serious about the PAX Midwest though.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    RubberAC wrote: »
    my teeth are the worst
    i mean theyre totally straight and shit
    but so often get cavities and fuck up somehow
    one tooth my dentist was like
    hm this isnt right
    your tooth isnt right
    its flawed
    this is all wrong
    he would not explain what the flaw was
    but
    i guess he fixed it?

    also i have a tooth that never grew in.
    it's sitting up in my gums fully grown
    never gon' come in ever
    so i have to go get my wisdom teeth removed + 1

    you sound like a hideous freak

    you ain't exactly a looker yourself

    your just mad because I didn't show my mohawk yet

    show meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Tam on
  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hate you all
    i am goddamn gorgeous

    RubberAC on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NEVER

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I got a hankerin' for some fried chicken. Who wants to paypal me some money so I can see that through?

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Loomdun wrote: »
    NEVER

    Please? :3

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  • worstcaseworstcase Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just spent the last hour looking for my dog. This is depressing.

    Some stupid kid left the gate open. Gaaaaaahhdfhh

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    that sucks. what kind of dog?

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Flay wrote: »
    bebarce wrote: »
    Hey lexxy, I was thinking about making an RPG game manual built around gym work outs.

    Worst RPG ever.
    You have 5 skill points to spend.
    
    STRENGTH -- 12 -- [ - ] [ + ]
    

    A mirror attacks!

    Mirror uses reflection!

    It's super effective!

    Flay has been afflicted with insecurities.

    Flay runs away!

    But the treadmill prevents his escape.

    INVENTORY:

    Horse Steroids x 4 -- Effects: +7 muscle -7 testicles -7 liver

    Flay on
  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    worstcase wrote: »
    I just spent the last hour looking for my dog. This is depressing.

    Some stupid kid left the gate open. Gaaaaaahhdfhh

    Oh noooo! My coworker lost her chocolate lab puppy that way ; n; I hope you find your wuff!

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I think that guy is worthy of a 'Who got banned and why' post.

    DirtyDirtyVagrant on
  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Speaking of workouts: 4 days in a row of 3-4 hours of hard rock climbing, along with weight lifting. hooooollly fffffff

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I am jealous of your workouts ; n;

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey, did you get that job thing?

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I need to work out more. There's nothing around here though. I mean...I could walk, but eh.

    I ate pizza tonight and I kind of regret it. I kept it together for a month. Tonight's journal entry will be somber. But I will endure!

    DirtyDirtyVagrant on
  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Not yet! Deadline for the completion of round 2 stuff is midnight PST. I finished the questionnaire portion Monday night (Tues morn, technically, at 3am) and submitted the supplementary things earlier today. The note at the end of the test said they'd be contacting [me] in 24 hours, but I think they were assuming people wouldn't do it/get it done until much later than I did.

    Either that or I totally failed, but I don't think so! Cautiously optimistic :3

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I wouldn't even be able to sleep if I were in your position.

    DirtyDirtyVagrant on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    I found out yesterday that someone else I know is in the running for the job Lexxy wants.

    BUT THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Lexxy I am not kidding. Street Fighter gear. =3

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I had a pretty awesome regime of 30 minutes exercise 5 times a week going last year, I was dropping about a kilo a week. I fell off the wagon around summer because it gets so freakin hot here. I keep on trying to motivate myself but it's too damn hard, besides my soft spongy exterior will act as padding if I ever fall from a speeding vehicle during an awesome police chase. pew pew

    EDIT: Oh wait, are you going for the PA job Lex? Sending you all my lucks.

    Mustang on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It still amazes me sometimes how THE most random Google image search queries will result in at least one porn image.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It's great isn't it.

    Mustang on
  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    @Munkus Tell 'em they'd better put up their dukes, I will FIGHT them >:[

    @Vagrant It took me two hours to fall asleep after filling out that test. I got less than 2.5 hours of sleep and would've liked to have called in sick to work the next day, but that would've been irresponsible :\ Needless to say I crashed nice and early last night and got a good, solid 8.5 hours. No amount of nervousness was gonna keep me up.

    @Mustang Thanks! I need all the lucks I can get!

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Munkus do you still battle the pokemans? Have you read any of the rumors about Generation V?

    e: (I don't mean the new gold and silver games)

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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    photo.jpg
    We've just discovered that my 8 year-old brother is a comedic genius.

    (swear to god, no help from us except the apostrophes in you're and i'm)

    Mangoes on
  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    He should have a webcomic.

    Lexxy on
  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I would seriously read it.

    Lexxy on
  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So would I! He just came up with that out of nowhere and it has more emotion than I could ever convey in a drawing.

    Mangoes on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'd read it

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Munkus do you still battle the pokemans? Have you read any of the rumors about Generation V?

    e: (I don't mean the new gold and silver games)

    I do, I have not.

    In fact I am going to enter into a pokemon tourney in the next week or two!

    Grand pize is one hundred dollars

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh my god my favourite part is the NTN

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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I love the sheer shock on the spectator's face and the dropped bags.

    Mangoes on
  • IkageIkage Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Loomdun wrote: »
    NEVER

    Show me yours, I'll show you mine.

    Also I would vouch for 8 yr old webcomics.

    Ikage on
    STRONGER THEN DIRT!! DIRT STRONG!
  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'd love to start marketing his comics but I'm not sure how well that would go over with the rest of the family. lol

    Mangoes on
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Munkus do you still battle the pokemans? Have you read any of the rumors about Generation V?

    e: (I don't mean the new gold and silver games)

    I do, I have not.

    In fact I am going to enter into a pokemon tourney in the next week or two!

    Grand pize is one hundred dollars

    Haha well it seems I alluded a bit too soon. I just got reading the 'rumors' myself.

    The generally accepted speculation is that it will take place in a region of some sort, that there will be characters of both male and female sexes, and that the game will contain pokemon.

    I should have kept my platinum. I had a togekiss with five perfect IVs. Five 31s and a 26.

    One day we will have to do battle.

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