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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    http://www.ehow.com/how_10764_rent-horse.html

    I've pretty much got "hang out mode" and ... that's it.

    "Hey, you wanna hang out...ON MY HORSE?!"


    EDIT: Confusing out of context TOTP

    You have convinced me anyway.

    Just be sure to wear decent normal clothes and don't follow up by saying things like, "RIDE, SHADOWFAX, RIDE!"

    So I shouldn't make it a point to wear my chaps?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Ladder what?

    No, never mind.

    Really all i'm going to do is something like "would you like to catch dinner some time? I'd like to get to know you better"

    Or something... maybe a little less creepy.

    edit: "would you like to do something some time? It doesn't have to be anything major, just to hang out and get to know each other a little better?" how's that?


    Is this the girl with the boyfriend, or just any girl in general?


    Don't do dinner; ask her out for coffee; it's quick, takes place in a casual, non-threatening environment and if things do go sour the worst you'll be short is a few bucks. If things go well and it seems like there's a connection, then sure, go for dinner on the second date or whatever. Movie dates should be reserved for the third date or further, because there's already been a connection established. If you don't know her very well and you pull this on date one it's going to do nothing to get the both of you to know one another.


    Also you can measure if she's the type of girl you'd want to pursue or not. Sometimes you'll run across the occasional crazy that's just not worth the effort to throw an entire evening over.

    But when should he use the Rohypnol

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    So I shouldn't make it a point to wear my chaps?

    Depends on whether you think she's into leather daddies.

    EDIT: Actually, that, combined with the horse...you're really making a risky statement there.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010

    But when should he use the Rohypnol

    As the after dinner mint?
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    So I shouldn't make it a point to wear my chaps?

    Depends on whether you think she's into leather daddies.

    I don't think anyone finds leather daddies attractive. I mean..... c'mon
    6a00e398dbfd80000401098116b46d000c-500pi

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    bitches love chaps
    gotta wear the boots too though

    Kochikens on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »

    But when should he use the Rohypnol

    As the after dinner mint?

    That might be an issue if you can't carry her into your car though

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    This is the one single girl I'm interested in whom I know. And dinner is really more like "want to meet at the on campus cafe for dinner?"

    I don't have a car... so... that restricts me quite a bit

    Then you need to make a move real soon. If you don't, she'll start to become an infatuation whether you'd like to or not, and that's bad news for the both of you. The longer you wait to ask the harder it's going to be.


    Just say you want to meet up for coffee. Don't tell her you're asking her out if you don't have the moxie to say it outright.


    Also make sure the date works for you. Don't go driving two hours out of your way to meet this girl at some place only to have her not show up/turn badly/etc. Make it work for you.


    You can do this Napp.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This is turning into a very expensive hangout dinner.

    @godfather: well, I don't know her that well. We've talked a tiny bit, but we seem to get interupped by other people the instant we start having what may or may not be decent actual conversation.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    $3 is expensive?

    Godfather on
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    you can do it napp, just follow godfathers easy 5 step program, buy his book, and listen to his audiotapes

    Kochikens on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Make it work for you.

    And by "it" I mean the bitches.

    Am I right, fellas?

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    just collect bits of her hair and smell her a lot, she'll catch on

    Loomdun on
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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    $3 is expensive?

    Apparently I need Boots.

    Also a car.

    And a horse.


    edit: and thanks for the support everyone. I just hope everything works out to where I get the chance to ask her out in person since... I'm not entirely sure when I'll see her next but too much longer and I might just send her a facebook message...

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    This is turning into a very expensive hangout dinner.

    Eh, just go to an old-school A&W, with the girls with the roller skates. Cheap.

    I'm sure a horse could fit just fine into one of the parking bays.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    YOU NEED A HORSE ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO THEM

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    you can do it napp, just follow godfathers easy 5 step program, buy his book, and listen to his audiotapes

    You forgot to mention the 3 easy payments of $49.95

    Godfather on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    This is turning into a very expensive hangout dinner.

    Eh, just go to an old-school A&W, with the girls with the roller skates. Cheap.

    I'm sure a horse could fit just fine into one of the parking bays.

    You say that like we have an A&W

    We do have 3 sonics though...

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »

    You say that like we have an A&W

    We do have 3 sonics though...

    Well, that works.

    Provided you go to all 3 of them in a row.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    This is turning into a very expensive hangout dinner.

    Eh, just go to an old-school A&W, with the girls with the roller skates. Cheap.

    I'm sure a horse could fit just fine into one of the parking bays.

    You say that like we have an A&W

    We do have 3 sonics though...

    Well, that works.

    Provided you go to all 3 of them in a row.

    I'll only be able to afford that if we go during happy hour.... on my horse

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Just dont forget you gotta get her pregnant as fast as possible so that shes stuck with you till the little fetus plops out of her

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Just dont forget you gotta get her pregnant as fast as possible so that shes stuck with you till the little fetus plops out of her

    But not after?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    you can do it napp, just follow godfathers easy 5 step program, buy his book, and listen to his audiotapes

    You forgot to mention the 3 easy payments of $49.95

    He could get a hooker for...

    Oh I get it now.

    You are a pimp.

    Gotcha.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Damn, i've been busted.


    Pack it in boys, the jig is up.

    Godfather on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I'll only be able to afford that if we go during happy hour.... on my horse

    Another good pickup line there, provided you can train the horse to jump out of it's hiding place and over a fence and to your side the instant you say, "horse".

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Just dont forget you gotta get her pregnant as fast as possible so that shes stuck with you till the little fetus plops out of her

    But not after?

    well if she doesn't like you by then, then your a terrible boyfriend and didn't punch her enough

    Loomdun on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    Damn, i've been busted.


    Pack it in boys, the jig is up.

    You can go but leave Loomdun.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I'll only be able to afford that if we go during happy hour.... on my horse

    Another good pickup line there, provided you can train the horse to jump out of it's hiding place and over a fence and to your side the instant you say, "horse".

    I'll need to pay extra for the sport package then...


    Loom: Is there a proper number of beatings one needs to give his significant other to make sure they know you're still interested?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    until you see the fear in there eyes

    Loomdun on
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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    Damn, i've been busted.


    Pack it in boys, the jig is up.

    You can go but leave Loomdun.

    Fuck that, he's my top seller.

    Godfather on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    Damn, i've been busted.


    Pack it in boys, the jig is up.

    You can go but leave Loomdun.

    Fuck that, he's my top seller.

    If you don't want my to reenact the plot to Taken all over your face I suggest you leave him behind.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i'm a back seat driverrr my teacher taught me that word today woohooo

    Loomdun on
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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    this is an amusing place

    NightDragon on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »

    I'll need to pay extra for the sport package then...

    Only so she can have the stupid equestrian/polo helmet when you ride. Girls can look cute in those.

    If you show up wearing that thing you're going to just make yourself look like a silly goose.

    EDIT: Oh shit, a girl! All our best secrets have been exposed!

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »

    I'll need to pay extra for the sport package then...

    Only so she can have the stupid equestrian/polo helmet when you ride. Girls can look cute in those.

    If you show up wearing that thing you're going to just make yourself look like a silly goose.

    Fuck that. I am a real man.

    I'll be be wearing my custom made unicorn jousting helmet.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I'll be be wearing my custom made unicorn jousting helmet.

    Good God, no wonder you're single.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    No no, its for unicorn jousting.

    A real mans sport where there's a 50-50 chance you'll be impaled by a mystical creature.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    theres no such thing as unicorn jousting, whats wrong with you nappuccino are you some kind of crazy

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    Damn, i've been busted.


    Pack it in boys, the jig is up.

    You can go but leave Loomdun.

    Fuck that, he's my top seller.

    If you don't want my to reenact the plot to Taken all over your face I suggest you leave him behind.

    Aren't you a stickbox lawyer boy?


    One of my best friends, Amy, is a triple black belt who spars with me on a bi-weekly basis. My friend Matt is a trained knife-fighter who i've give permission to come at me once I start up my Krav Maga classes this week.

    There's nothing you could throw at me that I couldn't take. I know that skinny guys can fight to the teeth, and can have hell of a reach so i'll give you that much, but man, you writin' a check you' body can't cash son.

    Godfather on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    No no, its for unicorn jousting.

    A real mans sport where there's a 50-50 chance you'll be impaled by a mystical creature.

    I'd hate to break it to you, but.

    If given an anonymous questionnaire
    saying
    'what do you like better, unicorns, or guys wearing stupid helmets'
    most girls are probably going to go for unicorns.

    The last thing you need on a first date is to get your lady friend rooting for your death.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Loomdun wrote: »
    theres no such thing as unicorn jousting, whats wrong with you nappuccino are you some kind of crazy

    You have to be crazy if you're willing to take a unicorn horn to the chest.

    Bacon: I thought girls out grew their liking for unicorns at the age of 6!

    Now I must re-think my plan....




    Welsh Corgi jousting?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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