Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Really all i'm going to do is something like "would you like to catch dinner some time? I'd like to get to know you better"
Or something... maybe a little less creepy.
edit: "would you like to do something some time? It doesn't have to be anything major, just to hang out and get to know each other a little better?" how's that?
Is this the girl with the boyfriend, or just any girl in general?
Don't do dinner; ask her out for coffee; it's quick, takes place in a casual, non-threatening environment and if things do go sour the worst you'll be short is a few bucks. If things go well and it seems like there's a connection, then sure, go for dinner on the second date or whatever. Movie dates should be reserved for the third date or further, because there's already been a connection established. If you don't know her very well and you pull this on date one it's going to do nothing to get the both of you to know one another.
Also you can measure if she's the type of girl you'd want to pursue or not. Sometimes you'll run across the occasional crazy that's just not worth the effort to throw an entire evening over.
But when should he use the Rohypnol
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
This is the one single girl I'm interested in whom I know. And dinner is really more like "want to meet at the on campus cafe for dinner?"
I don't have a car... so... that restricts me quite a bit
Then you need to make a move real soon. If you don't, she'll start to become an infatuation whether you'd like to or not, and that's bad news for the both of you. The longer you wait to ask the harder it's going to be.
Just say you want to meet up for coffee. Don't tell her you're asking her out if you don't have the moxie to say it outright.
Also make sure the date works for you. Don't go driving two hours out of your way to meet this girl at some place only to have her not show up/turn badly/etc. Make it work for you.
You can do this Napp.
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edited January 2010
This is turning into a very expensive hangout dinner.
@godfather: well, I don't know her that well. We've talked a tiny bit, but we seem to get interupped by other people the instant we start having what may or may not be decent actual conversation.
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edited January 2010
Make it work for you.
And by "it" I mean the bitches.
Am I right, fellas?
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edit: and thanks for the support everyone. I just hope everything works out to where I get the chance to ask her out in person since... I'm not entirely sure when I'll see her next but too much longer and I might just send her a facebook message...
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I'll only be able to afford that if we go during happy hour.... on my horse
Another good pickup line there, provided you can train the horse to jump out of it's hiding place and over a fence and to your side the instant you say, "horse".
Just dont forget you gotta get her pregnant as fast as possible so that shes stuck with you till the little fetus plops out of her
But not after?
well if she doesn't like you by then, then your a terrible boyfriend and didn't punch her enough
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I'll only be able to afford that if we go during happy hour.... on my horse
Another good pickup line there, provided you can train the horse to jump out of it's hiding place and over a fence and to your side the instant you say, "horse".
I'll need to pay extra for the sport package then...
Loom: Is there a proper number of beatings one needs to give his significant other to make sure they know you're still interested?
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
If you don't want my to reenact the plot to Taken all over your face I suggest you leave him behind.
Aren't you a stickbox lawyer boy?
One of my best friends, Amy, is a triple black belt who spars with me on a bi-weekly basis. My friend Matt is a trained knife-fighter who i've give permission to come at me once I start up my Krav Maga classes this week.
There's nothing you could throw at me that I couldn't take. I know that skinny guys can fight to the teeth, and can have hell of a reach so i'll give you that much, but man, you writin' a check you' body can't cash son.
A real mans sport where there's a 50-50 chance you'll be impaled by a mystical creature.
I'd hate to break it to you, but.
If given an anonymous questionnaire
saying
'what do you like better, unicorns, or guys wearing stupid helmets'
most girls are probably going to go for unicorns.
The last thing you need on a first date is to get your lady friend rooting for your death.
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So I shouldn't make it a point to wear my chaps?
But when should he use the Rohypnol
Depends on whether you think she's into leather daddies.
EDIT: Actually, that, combined with the horse...you're really making a risky statement there.
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As the after dinner mint?
I don't think anyone finds leather daddies attractive. I mean..... c'mon
gotta wear the boots too though
That might be an issue if you can't carry her into your car though
Then you need to make a move real soon. If you don't, she'll start to become an infatuation whether you'd like to or not, and that's bad news for the both of you. The longer you wait to ask the harder it's going to be.
Just say you want to meet up for coffee. Don't tell her you're asking her out if you don't have the moxie to say it outright.
Also make sure the date works for you. Don't go driving two hours out of your way to meet this girl at some place only to have her not show up/turn badly/etc. Make it work for you.
You can do this Napp.
@godfather: well, I don't know her that well. We've talked a tiny bit, but we seem to get interupped by other people the instant we start having what may or may not be decent actual conversation.
And by "it" I mean the bitches.
Am I right, fellas?
Apparently I need Boots.
Also a car.
And a horse.
edit: and thanks for the support everyone. I just hope everything works out to where I get the chance to ask her out in person since... I'm not entirely sure when I'll see her next but too much longer and I might just send her a facebook message...
Eh, just go to an old-school A&W, with the girls with the roller skates. Cheap.
I'm sure a horse could fit just fine into one of the parking bays.
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You forgot to mention the 3 easy payments of $49.95
You say that like we have an A&W
We do have 3 sonics though...
Well, that works.
Provided you go to all 3 of them in a row.
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I'll only be able to afford that if we go during happy hour.... on my horse
But not after?
He could get a hooker for...
Oh I get it now.
You are a pimp.
Gotcha.
Pack it in boys, the jig is up.
Another good pickup line there, provided you can train the horse to jump out of it's hiding place and over a fence and to your side the instant you say, "horse".
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well if she doesn't like you by then, then your a terrible boyfriend and didn't punch her enough
You can go but leave Loomdun.
I'll need to pay extra for the sport package then...
Loom: Is there a proper number of beatings one needs to give his significant other to make sure they know you're still interested?
Fuck that, he's my top seller.
If you don't want my to reenact the plot to Taken all over your face I suggest you leave him behind.
Only so she can have the stupid equestrian/polo helmet when you ride. Girls can look cute in those.
If you show up wearing that thing you're going to just make yourself look like a silly goose.
EDIT: Oh shit, a girl! All our best secrets have been exposed!
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Fuck that. I am a real man.
I'll be be wearing my custom made unicorn jousting helmet.
Good God, no wonder you're single.
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A real mans sport where there's a 50-50 chance you'll be impaled by a mystical creature.
Aren't you a stickbox lawyer boy?
One of my best friends, Amy, is a triple black belt who spars with me on a bi-weekly basis. My friend Matt is a trained knife-fighter who i've give permission to come at me once I start up my Krav Maga classes this week.
There's nothing you could throw at me that I couldn't take. I know that skinny guys can fight to the teeth, and can have hell of a reach so i'll give you that much, but man, you writin' a check you' body can't cash son.
I'd hate to break it to you, but.
If given an anonymous questionnaire
saying
'what do you like better, unicorns, or guys wearing stupid helmets'
most girls are probably going to go for unicorns.
The last thing you need on a first date is to get your lady friend rooting for your death.
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You have to be crazy if you're willing to take a unicorn horn to the chest.
Bacon: I thought girls out grew their liking for unicorns at the age of 6!
Now I must re-think my plan....
Welsh Corgi jousting?