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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well actually I know that in this case if we dated things would be a lot messier
    mostly cause I don't date
    but also because goddamn have you guys ever had your best friends have a crush on your girlfriend? shit is awwwkward
    They'd be more accepting if it was just a hook up
    but I think I might keep it on the down-low just in case

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Considering most of your posts over the last few months have been how you've been boffing everyone left, right, and center, one would think you would be set for your boffing needs that it wouldn't be that terrible an idea to leave one local vagina unboffed for the sake of avoiding boffing-based drama, but what do I know.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Hurry Shnarffle her shnauzberries

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    RubberAC wrote: »
    so is it a problem if i sleep with a girl that two of my best friends have been... obsessed with for a very long time? She has... told them both that there is no chance of anything happening between them, and they have professed to being ok with this...
    am i simply breaking bro-code rules here?

    Bro Code §1-A-1:


    No individual shall place their women of questionable intent (hereinafter referred to as "Hos") before the interests of their friends/longtime male companions (hereinafter referred to as "Bros"). This is including, but not limited to, the following:

    (a) Having sexual intercourse with a ho (hereinafter referred to as "Tapping that ass") that one bro really wanted, provided that this is public knowledge/known to the individual.


    Bro Code §54-A-6:

    As an exception to §1-A-1, it shall be acceptable to tap that ass of a ho that a bro has been publicly digging, provided that:

    (a) The individual is dating the ho.
    (b) No other bro has dated the ho.
    (c) No bro, having shown public interest in tapping that ass, was in the process of securing sexual intercourse with that ho. This is subject to §1-B-1 (Cock Blocking).

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    what Bacon said, about the not boffing for the sake of boffing. But I find sex unimportant and am a silly goose so what do I know, you should probably ask godfather he gives amazing relationship advice

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. If you and her want to fuck, then do so. Your friends can either grow up or get bent.

    E: I don't place much value on sex either (if any) but this is just weird.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    but maaaaaaan i have been obsessed with this girl just as long as them
    i am just more attractive and interesting

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    RubberAC wrote: »
    but maaaaaaan i have been obsessed with this girl just as long as them
    i am just more attractive and interesting

    Oh. Well that's covered in §77-C-1, and is acceptable.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    god rubberac why dont you just have sex with her and your friends and get it over with

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Well I guess you'll just all have to fight to the death over this one night stand piece of ass.

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    you should probably ask godfather he gives amazing relationship advice
    I bet he's tailing some walking vagina right now.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    loom man i would be more than down
    my friends are homophobic as all get out
    I am a bit out of place but whatevs

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Wait, I've got it.

    Have sex with her, then have sex with your friends.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    STOP STEALING MY IDEAS

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Loomdun wrote: »
    god rubberac why dont you just have sex with her and your friends and get it over with

    loom hits it out of the park again
    IMO, little buddy, you should have an advice column

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i would follow looms advice column to the letter

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    I have drawn so many naked people

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    looms advice for the day - draw a naked person!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    bombardier wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    you should probably ask godfather he gives amazing relationship advice
    I bet he's tailing some walking vagina right now.

    The godfather decision tree:

    Is the subject a cunt?
    Yes.
    Boff her.

    No.
    Is there a ring on it?
    Yes.
    Is her boyfriend a cunt?
    Yes.
    Enter the Konami-Code, ruin engagement, boff her.

    No.
    Do you really want to boff her?

    Yes.
    Boff her.

    No.
    Pretty gay, brah.

    No.
    Does she have a boyfriend?
    Yes.
    Boff her.

    No.
    Boff her.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    bombardier wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    you should probably ask godfather he gives amazing relationship advice
    I bet he's tailing some walking vagina right now.

    The mental image of Godfather stalking a Giant Vagina with legs while hiding behind plants and twirling his evil-doer mustache is now scarred in my mind.


    Munk: I'm tempted to report that for awesome... but no one would understand.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i would never ever get with someone who one of my friends was interested in
    because i care way more about my friends than i do about sex.
    and there are plenty of fish in the sea.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Man engaged girls are outta bounds thats just ridiculus i aint that.
    girls with boyfriends are out of the question now via a 20 dollar bet and a new years resolution

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Where is this sea and can you lead me too it?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    it would be more hilarious if you made the boyfriend cheat on the girlfriend

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    like, with you?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    beavotron wrote: »
    i would never ever get with someone who one of my friends was interested in
    because i care way more about my friends than i do about sex.
    and there are plenty of fish in the sea.



    Yeah but, only 50% of those fish have vaginas
    and probably 50% of those fish have rings
    so thats like, 25% of total-boffable-fish, beavs, GOTTA BOFF EM ALL

    Edit: Not to mention another percentage of those fish are probably crazy bitches who you shouldn't waste your time getting to know

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    beavotron wrote: »
    i would never ever get with someone who one of my friends was interested in
    because i care way more about my friends than i do about sex.
    and there are plenty of fish in the sea.

    Who wants to be friends with fish when you could be having sex with them

    Wait this metaphor went the wrong place.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    what the fuck is a boff?

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    like, with you?

    yes

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    i would never ever get with someone who one of my friends was interested in
    because i care way more about my friends than i do about sex.
    and there are plenty of fish in the sea.



    Yeah but, only 50% of those fish have vaginas
    and probably 50% of those fish have rings
    so thats like, 25% of total-boffable-fish, beavs, GOTTA BOFF EM ALL

    Edit: Not to mention another percentage of those fish are probably crazy bitches who you shouldn't waste your time getting to know

    You speak the truth. In my experience, the % of crazy bitches is pretty damn high.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so do i gut the fish before or after i boff them?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    beavotron wrote: »
    what the fuck is a boff?

    Similar to a smex only with less lovin?

    @rubber: it doesn't matter. Just wear a rubber.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    beavotron wrote: »
    what the fuck is a boff?

    To boff is to boink.

    Also I honestly would be aghast if I learned that one of my friends passed on a girl/guy that I liked just to spare my feelings. I would feel even worse than I would if they had gone through with it. Like I had deprived them of something.

    I would honestly feel like I had to make it up to them.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    i would never ever get with someone who one of my friends was interested in
    because i care way more about my friends than i do about sex.
    and there are plenty of fish in the sea.



    Yeah but, only 50% of those fish have vaginas
    and probably 50% of those fish have rings
    so thats like, 25% of total-boffable-fish, beavs, GOTTA BOFF EM ALL

    Edit: Not to mention another percentage of those fish are probably crazy bitches who you shouldn't waste your time getting to know

    You speak the truth. In my experience, the % of crazy bitches is pretty damn high.

    This is exactly the wrong thing to have taken out of this hyperbolic statement.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    RubberAC wrote: »
    Man engaged girls are outta bounds thats just ridiculus i aint that.
    girls with boyfriends are out of the question now via a 20 dollar bet and a new years resolution

    Did your dad give you lollipops to stop punching kids in the face at school as well?

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    dirty i like the way you think

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    man bacon i am not a violent person
    i do not instigate relationship ruining
    i just figure well if the girl is asking me to do this theres not much of a relationship to ruin man

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This is exactly the wrong thing to have taken out of this hyperbolic statement.

    What was the right thing?

    Also, I was speaking from my own experience...

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    This is exactly the wrong thing to have taken out of this hyperbolic statement.

    What was the right thing?

    Also, I was speaking from my own experience...

    Yes.

    The majority of women are crazy bitches.

    Based on your experience.

    Thus the only common thread between them is their interaction with you.

    We can extrapolate this data.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    oneee of these daysss rubberac, your gunna get yourself some o' dem hiv's peeps been talkin aboot

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