Sweet dreams and [CHAT] machines, in pieces on the ground.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I always wanted to get a pig and a chicken and call them Bacon and Eggs.

    Except the chicken would be bacon and the pig would be eggs, just to fuck with people.

    Mustang on
  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I used oils for the first time today.

    I learned a lot, such as-

    I am terrible with oils

    and

    I am a dirty pig who gets paint all over his hands.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ermmm.... would you like us to spank you?

    Mustang on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Ermmm.... would you like me to spank you?

    We all know that's what you meant

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Scosglen wrote: »
    I used oils for the first time today.

    I learned a lot, such as-

    I am terrible with oils

    and

    I am a dirty pig who gets paint all over his hands.

    My painting with oils has a lot more to do with me wanting to defeat oils for being such an ass that makes me look like I don't know anything about art than it does me actually wanting to use it professionally.

    Time to go to illustration, to prepare for the next battle with the dreaded oils.

    EDIT: Man, 4 TOTPs in a row, what the hell.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Speaking of pac-man, my friends and me will be spending the night drinking and playing 80s arcade games.

    Radical.
    Someone please kill me for using the word radical.

    Flay on
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Flay wrote: »
    Speaking of pac-man, my friends and me will be spending the night drinking and playing 80s arcade games.

    Radical.
    Someone please kill me for using the word radical.

    Sounds like one of those arcade lock-in things that used to do in the 80's. They were up there with syphillis in terms of entertainment value.

    Though I suppose with booze such a thing could be lubricated into being an enjoyable event.

    Mustang on
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm still trying to work out what differentiates the iPad from the iPhone/iPod touch?

    Apart from the bigger screen, it seems to be exactly the same thing. I'm just not getting what makes this thing so great.

    Mustang on
  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Scosglen wrote: »
    I used oils for the first time today.

    I learned a lot, such as-

    I am terrible with oils

    and

    I am a dirty pig who gets paint all over his hands.

    My painting with oils has a lot more to do with me wanting to defeat oils for being such an ass that makes me look like I don't know anything about art than it does me actually wanting to use it professionally.

    .

    Truly we are kindred spirits.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Apparently because of its larger size it is supposed to replace the kindle, all manner of smartphones, and netbooks.

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  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    I'm still trying to work out what differentiates the iPad from the iPhone/iPod touch?

    Apart from the bigger screen, it seems to be exactly the same thing. I'm just not getting what makes this thing so great.
    it is shiny. what more do you want!?

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    Mustang wrote: »
    I'm still trying to work out what differentiates the iPad from the iPhone/iPod touch?

    Apart from the bigger screen, it seems to be exactly the same thing. I'm just not getting what makes this thing so great.
    it is shiny. what more do you want!?

    Except it wont because it is out of the price range for most of those devices.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Apparently because of its larger size it is supposed to replace the kindle, all manner of smartphones, and netbooks.

    But it can't multitask!

    That should be like, the one thing it needs to do before they put it on the market. It also can't go to any website that uses flash....

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    *shrugs*

    It'll sell simply because it has the 'i' prefix. I'm not rushing out to buy one though.

    Flay on
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Am I the only one who thinks the kindle is kinda stupid?
    Do people really need to have a mobile library of books at their fingertips?

    EDIT: I suppose if you were a mobile researcher or something, but your average person surely doesn't need that level of data on their person at all times.

    Mustang on
  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Forbe! wrote: »
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    Mustang wrote: »
    I'm still trying to work out what differentiates the iPad from the iPhone/iPod touch?

    Apart from the bigger screen, it seems to be exactly the same thing. I'm just not getting what makes this thing so great.
    it is shiny. what more do you want!?

    Except it wont because it is out of the price range for most of those devices.
    theres a price limit, and if it doesnt reach that limit by god it will not be shiny! is this what your saying?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Am I the only one who thinks the kindle is kinda stupid?
    Do people really need to have a mobile library of books at their fingertips?

    EDIT: I suppose if you were a mobile researcher or something, but your average person surely doesn't need that level of data on their person at all times.

    I'm not too thrilled at the idea of a kindle either. I like turning my pages dammit.

    Also, I kind of agree- I'll usually bring around two to three books with me.

    That is more than enough to keep me busy and easy enough to be portable.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't DL comicbooks or movies or tv shows, because I like the experience of a comfy chair, flipping pages, watching a show.

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  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I don't DL comicbooks or movies or tv shows, because I like the experience of a comfy chair, flipping pages, watching a show.
    through the process of elimination this mean you only DL games and porn.

    L.E.O. on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    That is the ultimate perk of holding the actual physical object in your hands

    edit: Leo: you're forgetting friends.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I don't DL comicbooks or movies or tv shows, because I like the experience of a comfy chair, flipping pages, watching a show.
    through the process of elimination this mean you only DL games and porn.

    Nah, I don't like DLing games either, I prefer to buy them physically tangible in my hands so that when they don't work I can run back to the store and wave it in someones face and be all WHAT THE SHIT BRO or return them or whatever

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  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    That is the ultimate perk of holding the actual physical object in your hands

    edit: Leo: you're forgetting friends.

    wHHHHHAAT?????:?:?:?:?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    blows your mind, doesn't it.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NicNic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I like having physical copies of things too, especially classic games. I like playing Super Metroid on a couch, or lying on my bed in that horrible posture.

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  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    blows your mind, doesn't it.
    no, it doesnt. it makes it angry for it demands reason!!!! ok nitey nite.

    L.E.O. on
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't like having physical copies of classic games. Batteries in cartridges are fantastically unreliable. I lost my 102% DKC2 file off my SNES cartridge once.

    Never again.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    I'm still trying to work out what differentiates the iPad from the iPhone/iPod touch?

    Apart from the bigger screen, it seems to be exactly the same thing. I'm just not getting what makes this thing so great.

    nothing
    they could have done something awesome, but instead they dropped the ball big time
    i have never felt so "meh" about an apple product

    oh wait, yes i have, that stupid macbook air computer

    man apple, shape up!

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    If it could run Photoshop, I might have been interested.

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    yeah, same.

    Though its possibly the most bitchin way to carry around your portfolio as a digital artist.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Iruka wrote: »
    yeah, same.

    Though its possibly the most bitchin way to carry around your portfolio as a digital artist.

    You know that is a good point.

    PROX on
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Yeah, I could see that being really awesome at interviews.

    The thing is, once you get the dock and the keyboard attachment... why not just save up some money to get an actual laptop? Yes, it's way cheaper than a Mac Book, but it can't entirely replace a computer for anyone that does more than just YouTube/e-mail.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    That is an expensive portfolio

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • bebarcebebarce Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I can't wait to buy mass effect 2. I beat the first game 18 times. Had 100% achievement on it.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ...wow

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I have no idea what they were originally aiming for in that music video.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Do we have anyone on who can read japanese writing? There's something I want to translate. My sister made me watch this flash video and I cannot for the life of me figure out what the hell is going on.

    Don't ask me why I care. I don't know.

    (The opening dialogue, the sign, and the sack)

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I have no idea what they were originally aiming for in that music video.

    I think, maybe, that it's implying that she had sex with one of the students with glowing eyes, who just happens to lead a secret double-life as a half naked gay ninja choir boy.
    Either that or she just really likes silk curtains, it could go either way.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So the curtains are a metaphor for semen and the hallway her vaginal canal?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Agent ColemanAgent Coleman Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Woot Crank 2 is on! Awesome movie if you haven't seen it. It's super weird though, be forewarned.

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