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Im a dad!

uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
I was planning on being too occupied with my son to post anything about it, but my offspring decided to shoot out in to the world a few(5)weeks early. So here I am, stuck in Korea. Luckily my unit has some awesome people and have helped me bump up my leave and get on me on a flight out tomorrow.

Anyone else have an experience missing the birth of their child? For me its been pretty suck so far. :(

And for those that are curious
Name: John(Jack) Clinton Peterson (the middle name is mine, im not naming him after a president)
Weight: 6lbs 4oz
Length: 20"

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    1) Contratulations, dude, very cool

    2) His name is john but you're going to call him jack? WHat's up with that?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    uc4life wrote:
    I was planning on being too occupied with my son to post anything about it, but my offspring decided to shoot out in to the world a few(5)weeks early. So here I am, stuck in Korea. Luckily my unit has some awesome people and have helped me bump up my leave and get on me on a flight out tomorrow.

    Anyone else have an experience missing the birth of their child? For me its been pretty suck so far. :(

    And for those that are curious
    Name: John(Jack) Clinton Peterson (the middle name is mine, im not naming him after a president)
    Weight: 6lbs 4oz
    Length: 20"

    CONGRATS!

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My god, he's hung like a bear!

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Way to reproduce! Good luck with the larvae guy. Try not to fuck it up.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Congratulations!

    And it would be pretty odd for a military dude to name his kid after a president who flatly hated the military and gutted its spending.

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    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Have you considered a more meterosexual name like Kyle, or Tyler?

    Or Nate.


    I hear they are all the rage these days.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    My god, he's hung like a bear!

    That's the umbilical cord, Mr. Williams.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jack is probably one of the best names of all time


    it's probably the perfect name for any boy ever

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Name him BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRD

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The Fatherland Front is happy for you as well!
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    CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Beef Peterson

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    My god, he's hung like a bear!

    That's the umbilical cord, Mr. Williams.

    Yes, yes. A million times yes!

    you got the quote!


    <3

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    Jack is probably one of the best names of all time


    it's probably the perfect name for any boy ever

    Bob is still the manliest.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Way to fuck without a condom on!

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Calebros wrote:
    Beef Peterson


    Gristle McThornbody.

    Chunk Steakman.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    EDIT: accidental double-post.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Congratulations

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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    1) Contratulations, dude, very cool

    2) His name is john but you're going to call him jack? WHat's up with that?

    My grandma brother's (my great uncle) name was john but he went by jack, just keeping it in the family.

    I also have this thing where I think that parents shouldnt be able to name their kids names that are nicknames. Jenny-Jennifer Mike-Michael Chris-... you get the point

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    uc4life wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    1) Contratulations, dude, very cool

    2) His name is john but you're going to call him jack? WHat's up with that?

    My grandma brother's (my great uncle) name was john but he went by jack, just keeping it in the family.

    I also have this thing where I think that parents shouldnt be able to name their kids names that are nicknames. Jenny-Jennifer Mike-Michael Chris-... you get the point
    My brother is John and not Johnathan.

    I am Samuel and not Sam.

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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Calebros wrote:
    Beef Peterson


    Gristle McThornbody.

    Chunk Steakman.

    Big McLargeHuge

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EAXYH4b4yM

    watch that, they are all in a row, i cant make it through it without laughing so hard i cry a little.

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    Lt. Eggman5Lt. Eggman5 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    We'll call him Nate... If it's a boy...

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Stay the fuck inside and just post your stupid cat macros. You are now in like the danger zone for ironic deathland. Careful!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Calebros wrote:
    Beef Peterson


    Gristle McThornbody.

    Chunk Steakman.

    Chad Shafter
    Tom "Thrust" Hungwell
    James "Jizz" McNasty
    Jimmy Longstaff
    Harry Crackenass
    Max Heidenpole
    Rex Bustanut
    John Splittenmuff

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Stay the fuck inside and just post your stupid cat macros. You are now in like the danger zone for ironic deathland. Careful!
    haha, fuck, I hadn't even thought about that.

    How many of our boys die in S. Korea? I can't imagine it's a high rate. Accidents and such, I'm assuming.

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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Stay the fuck inside and just post your stupid cat macros. You are now in like the danger zone for ironic deathland. Careful!

    Ill try, only 14 hours till my flight....wait did you just give me approval to post kitties? Ill do it somewhere else, dont want to sully my son's thread.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    uc4life wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    Calebros wrote:
    Beef Peterson


    Gristle McThornbody.

    Chunk Steakman.

    Big McLargeHuge

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EAXYH4b4yM

    watch that, they are all in a row, i cant make it through it without laughing so hard i cry a little.

    I have the Space Mutiny on DVD. its possibly the funniest thing to have ever been created.

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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Calebros wrote:
    Beef Peterson


    Gristle McThornbody.

    Chunk Steakman.

    Chad Shafter
    Tom "Thrust" Hungwell
    James "Jizz" McNasty
    Jimmy Longstaff
    Harry Crackenass
    Max Heidenpole
    Rex Bustanut
    John Splittenmuff


    fail

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    Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Jack is probably one of the best names of all time


    it's probably the perfect name for any boy ever

    Bob is still the manliest.

    Bob is not a manly name, Bob is the go-to "random" name for dumb girls and Robot Chicken fans who are naming a pet or a character in a play

    Jack, on the other hand, is perfect

    a kid called Jack can have any last name at all, and still sound like he is from the future

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Jack is probably one of the best names of all time


    it's probably the perfect name for any boy ever

    Bob is still the manliest.

    Bob is not a manly name, Bob is the go-to "random" name for dumb girls and Robot Chicken fans who are naming a pet or a character in a play

    Jack, on the other hand, is perfect

    a kid called Jack can have any last name at all, and still sound like he is from the future
    Bob and Randy are janitor names.

    If I ever have kids, there isn't a chance in hell that they're getting a janitor name.

    I want to give them a fighting chance before they give up on a meaningful life, y'know?

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    My ex-wife utterly vetoed my idea to name our daughter Bobina.

    I divorced her.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    My ex-wife utterly vetoed my idea to name our daughter Bobina.

    I divorced her.

    And with obvious good reason.

    To uc4life: I just tossed out some porno names my buddies and I came up with; John "Jack" Clinton Peterson is such a goddamned manly name that I'm surprised he hasn't already had sex with a hot neo-natal nurse. Seriously dude, that name just says, "My cock is the mightiest thing you will ever experience, woman. Worship at the altar."

    You're going to have trouble when he becomes a teenager.

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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    My ex-wife utterly vetoed my idea to name our daughter Bobina.

    I divorced her.

    And with obvious good reason.

    To uc4life: I just tossed out some porno names my buddies and I came up with; John "Jack" Clinton Peterson is such a goddamned manly name that I'm surprised he hasn't already had sex with a hot neo-natal nurse. Seriously dude, that name just says, "My cock is the mightiest thing you will ever experience, woman. Worship at the altar."

    You're going to have trouble when he becomes a teenager.

    Trouble? Hes a guy, and I think I will be a pretty open dad. Ill just stock him up with magnums and let him loose on a cheerleader squad.

    edit: watch the youtube link on the first page, you will understand the names AND pee your pants laughing

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Congrats UC best wishes to your family.
    My wife is due at the end of Feb. We're having a boy too.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    uc4life wrote:
    Trouble? Hes a guy, and I think I will be a pretty open dad. Ill just stock him up with magnums and let him loose on a cheerleader squad.

    Make sure to keep him stocked with quality condoms and he'll be okay. Once again, congrats and best wishes from Dallas.

    p.s. Still working on a suitable power supply for that lightsaber mod.

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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Marathon wrote:
    Congrats UC best wishes to your family.
    My wife is due at the end of Feb. We're having a boy too.

    well then early congrats right back to you then. My wife was due in february also, see how well that turned out. Luckily he was shaping up to be a large baby so that even 5 weeks early he isnt small at all.

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Jack is probably one of the best names of all time


    it's probably the perfect name for any boy ever

    Bob is still the manliest.

    Bob is not a manly name, Bob is the go-to "random" name for dumb girls and Robot Chicken fans who are naming a pet or a character in a play

    Jack, on the other hand, is perfect

    a kid called Jack can have any last name at all, and still sound like he is from the future
    Bob and Randy are janitor names.

    If I ever have kids, there isn't a chance in hell that they're getting a janitor name.

    I want to give them a fighting chance before they give up on a meaningful life, y'know?

    noooooooo

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bob is a better name than Jack.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Jack is probably one of the best names of all time


    it's probably the perfect name for any boy ever

    Bob is still the manliest.

    Bob is not a manly name, Bob is the go-to "random" name for dumb girls and Robot Chicken fans who are naming a pet or a character in a play

    Jack, on the other hand, is perfect

    a kid called Jack can have any last name at all, and still sound like he is from the future
    Bob and Randy are janitor names.

    If I ever have kids, there isn't a chance in hell that they're getting a janitor name.

    I want to give them a fighting chance before they give up on a meaningful life, y'know?

    noooooooo
    Shutup Stephen

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    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Now you are in the unfortunate position where Magwar can kill your seed before ripping out your heart, so that you know your bloodline has ended, then he will consume your heart while you watch.

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Jack is probably one of the best names of all time


    it's probably the perfect name for any boy ever

    Bob is still the manliest.

    Bob is not a manly name, Bob is the go-to "random" name for dumb girls and Robot Chicken fans who are naming a pet or a character in a play

    Jack, on the other hand, is perfect

    a kid called Jack can have any last name at all, and still sound like he is from the future
    Bob and Randy are janitor names.

    If I ever have kids, there isn't a chance in hell that they're getting a janitor name.

    I want to give them a fighting chance before they give up on a meaningful life, y'know?

    noooooooo
    Shutup Stephen
    Quiet Sam

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