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uc4life
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I was planning on being too occupied with my son to post anything about it, but my offspring decided to shoot out in to the world a few(5)weeks early. So here I am, stuck in Korea. Luckily my unit has some awesome people and have helped me bump up my leave and get on me on a flight out tomorrow.
Anyone else have an experience missing the birth of their child? For me its been pretty suck so far.
And for those that are curious
Name: John(Jack) Clinton Peterson (the middle name is mine, im not naming him after a president)
Weight: 6lbs 4oz
Length: 20"
Anyone else have an experience missing the birth of their child? For me its been pretty suck so far.
And for those that are curious
Name: John(Jack) Clinton Peterson (the middle name is mine, im not naming him after a president)
Weight: 6lbs 4oz
Length: 20"
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2) His name is john but you're going to call him jack? WHat's up with that?
CONGRATS!
And it would be pretty odd for a military dude to name his kid after a president who flatly hated the military and gutted its spending.
Or Nate.
I hear they are all the rage these days.
That's the umbilical cord, Mr. Williams.
it's probably the perfect name for any boy ever
Yes, yes. A million times yes!
you got the quote!
Bob is still the manliest.
Gristle McThornbody.
Chunk Steakman.
My grandma brother's (my great uncle) name was john but he went by jack, just keeping it in the family.
I also have this thing where I think that parents shouldnt be able to name their kids names that are nicknames. Jenny-Jennifer Mike-Michael Chris-... you get the point
I am Samuel and not Sam.
Big McLargeHuge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EAXYH4b4yM
watch that, they are all in a row, i cant make it through it without laughing so hard i cry a little.
Chad Shafter
Tom "Thrust" Hungwell
James "Jizz" McNasty
Jimmy Longstaff
Harry Crackenass
Max Heidenpole
Rex Bustanut
John Splittenmuff
How many of our boys die in S. Korea? I can't imagine it's a high rate. Accidents and such, I'm assuming.
Ill try, only 14 hours till my flight....wait did you just give me approval to post kitties? Ill do it somewhere else, dont want to sully my son's thread.
I have the Space Mutiny on DVD. its possibly the funniest thing to have ever been created.
fail
Bob is not a manly name, Bob is the go-to "random" name for dumb girls and Robot Chicken fans who are naming a pet or a character in a play
Jack, on the other hand, is perfect
a kid called Jack can have any last name at all, and still sound like he is from the future
If I ever have kids, there isn't a chance in hell that they're getting a janitor name.
I want to give them a fighting chance before they give up on a meaningful life, y'know?
I divorced her.
And with obvious good reason.
To uc4life: I just tossed out some porno names my buddies and I came up with; John "Jack" Clinton Peterson is such a goddamned manly name that I'm surprised he hasn't already had sex with a hot neo-natal nurse. Seriously dude, that name just says, "My cock is the mightiest thing you will ever experience, woman. Worship at the altar."
You're going to have trouble when he becomes a teenager.
Trouble? Hes a guy, and I think I will be a pretty open dad. Ill just stock him up with magnums and let him loose on a cheerleader squad.
edit: watch the youtube link on the first page, you will understand the names AND pee your pants laughing
My wife is due at the end of Feb. We're having a boy too.
Make sure to keep him stocked with quality condoms and he'll be okay. Once again, congrats and best wishes from Dallas.
p.s. Still working on a suitable power supply for that lightsaber mod.
well then early congrats right back to you then. My wife was due in february also, see how well that turned out. Luckily he was shaping up to be a large baby so that even 5 weeks early he isnt small at all.
noooooooo