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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
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    Hunter wrote:
    Callius wrote:
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    Callius wrote:
    Huh, a cow.


    That's... odd.

    What, they didn't have a farm club or anything at your place?

    I raised a goat for years. He was mean, kicked people, and awesome. Won a bunch of ribbons too before my grandfather put him down.

    I wasn't so much into the farming thing.

    Mostly because all the hicks that had farms wanted to kill me. So, y'know... association.

    I even worked at a dairy farm for a few summers. Talk about tough fucking work. By the end of the summer I wanted to load up the rifle and slaughter the herd for a BBQ.

    Hey I did some work like that too. That shit sucks. But man, I sure do like the food.

    That is sun up to sun down work. You knew you put an honest day in by the way your ass was dragging by the time you got home.

    Yes. It also explains why a 3500 calorie per day diet was the standard. Actually it still is, but now everybody's a fucking fatass.

    At one time, breakfast was considered sinfully glutenous.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i never eat breakfast

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    At one time, breakfast was considered sinfully glutenous.

    Mexican food is sinfully gluteal.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I had chipotle yesterday.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    I had chipotle yesterday.

    I bet you licked it off the ass of a 13 year old Mexican boy

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    I had chipotle yesterday.
    I had Goode Company fajitas. They were also my lunch today. Most tasty.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    I had chipotle yesterday.

    Were you able to make it home without shitting after eating or did you have to use their restroom.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    I had chipotle yesterday.

    Were you able to make it home without shitting after eating or did you have to use their restroom.

    I brought it home and ate it near the bucket filled with Natasha's stomach lining.

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    I had chipotle yesterday.

    Were you able to make it home without shitting after eating or did you have to use their restroom.

    Come ooooooon icecream.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    I had chipotle yesterday.

    Were you able to make it home without shitting after eating or did you have to use their restroom.

    I brought it home and ate it near the bucket filled with Natasha's stomach lining.

    Too much ramen.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    I had chipotle yesterday.

    Were you able to make it home without shitting after eating or did you have to use their restroom.

    I brought it home and ate it near the bucket filled with Natasha's stomach lining.

    You should convince her parents you knocked her up with twins.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    I had chipotle yesterday.

    Were you able to make it home without shitting after eating or did you have to use their restroom.

    I brought it home and ate it near the bucket filled with Natasha's stomach lining.

    You should convince her parents you knocked her up with twins.

    I rolled the triplets dice and won the jackpot.

    I'm in pedophile heaven.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I had an awesome bbq pork burrito at Tacos Guaymas yesterday.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If you end up getting trips, it's usually best to eat at least one of them to show them who's boss. Clothing and feeding 3 babies simultaneously is a shameful waste of resources.

    I have triplet cousins and I love how the social structure works. The identical twins follow the non-identical one around like creepy identical bodyguards.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    i never eat breakfast

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    PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If a beaver could wear a hoodie, would it?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If you end up getting trips, it's usually best to eat at least one of them to show them who's boss. Clothing and feeding 3 babies simultaneously is a shameful waste of resources.

    I have triplet cousins and I love how the social structure works. The identical twins follow the non-identical one around like creepy identical bodyguards.

    I can't figure out who has it worse, the one who isn't a twin because he's different or the ones who are because they're the same.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    If a beaver could wear a hoodie, would it?

    That's a stupid question

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sarukun wrote:
    If you end up getting trips, it's usually best to eat at least one of them to show them who's boss. Clothing and feeding 3 babies simultaneously is a shameful waste of resources.

    I have triplet cousins and I love how the social structure works. The identical twins follow the non-identical one around like creepy identical bodyguards.

    I can't figure out who has it worse, the one who isn't a twin because he's different or the ones who are because they're the same.

    They laugh because he's different;
    He laughs because they're the same.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sarukun wrote:
    If you end up getting trips, it's usually best to eat at least one of them to show them who's boss. Clothing and feeding 3 babies simultaneously is a shameful waste of resources.

    I have triplet cousins and I love how the social structure works. The identical twins follow the non-identical one around like creepy identical bodyguards.

    I can't figure out who has it worse, the one who isn't a twin because he's different or the ones who are because they're the same.
    And one's VERY different. They're girls, two are black-haired, dark-eyed and a little short and thin, the odd one is dirty-blonde, blue-eyed and tall for her age.

    One of the identicals just got glasses so it's easier, but for awhile it was odd.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    goddamnit cal no do not do that

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sarukun wrote:
    If you end up getting trips, it's usually best to eat at least one of them to show them who's boss. Clothing and feeding 3 babies simultaneously is a shameful waste of resources.

    I have triplet cousins and I love how the social structure works. The identical twins follow the non-identical one around like creepy identical bodyguards.

    I can't figure out who has it worse, the one who isn't a twin because he's different or the ones who are because they're the same.
    And one's VERY different. They're girls, two are black-haired, dark-eyed and a little short and thin, the odd one is dirty-blonde, blue-eyed and tall for her age.

    One of the identicals just got glasses so it's easier, but for awhile it was odd.

    Can you talk them into a foursome?

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    PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    If a beaver could wear a hoodie, would it?

    That's a stupid question

    Is it?

    Is it?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    goddamnit cal no do not do that

    Hot Topic is a modern day Aesop.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    If you end up getting trips, it's usually best to eat at least one of them to show them who's boss. Clothing and feeding 3 babies simultaneously is a shameful waste of resources.

    I have triplet cousins and I love how the social structure works. The identical twins follow the non-identical one around like creepy identical bodyguards.

    I can't figure out who has it worse, the one who isn't a twin because he's different or the ones who are because they're the same.
    And one's VERY different. They're girls, two are black-haired, dark-eyed and a little short and thin, the odd one is dirty-blonde, blue-eyed and tall for her age.

    One of the identicals just got glasses so it's easier, but for awhile it was odd.

    Can you talk them into a foursome?
    They're pretty young man.










    So yeah.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Why, it's TV's Rainn Wilson!

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Can I just come out and say that I do not condone child-fucking and if I catch any of you pedophilic bastards near my cousins I will stab you with your own broken arm-bones. :o

    Thought I should disclaimer that.

    <3 you all.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't think that's a disclaimer.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I already fucked all three of them.

    To be fair, I shot my splooge into three equally portioned dixie cups for them.













    OH FUCK I'M GOING TO HELL!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    OH FUCK I'M GOING TO HELL!

    old news

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    OH FUCK I'M GOING TO HELL!

    old news

    Hope you don't need arms in hell.























    Or un-punctured organs.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nah, it's coo
    is coo

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Nah, it's khoo
    is khoo

    egosearch

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