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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I got my girlfriend to agree that were we to marry and have kids, our first girl would be named "Normandy". She said no to calling the boy child "Anzio" though, but that would be a totally fucking awesome name.

    Anzio Ricciardelli. Fuck yeah! I'm going to push for that to be his middle name if this ever happens.

    [spoiler:d25cdbf355]Normandy and Anzio are two amphibious assaults from World War II. One in France, the other in Italy.[/spoiler:d25cdbf355]

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I got my girlfriend to agree that were we to marry and have kids, our first girl would be named "Normandy". She said no to calling the boy child "Anzio" though, but that would be a totally fucking awesome name.

    Anzio Ricciardelli. Fuck yeah! I'm going to push for that to be his middle name if this ever happens.

    [spoiler:4db6004d74]Normandy and Anzio are two amphibious assaults from World War II. One in France, the other in Italy.[/spoiler:4db6004d74]

    Why would you name your child after two of the localities in which transpiered some of the bloodiest and savage losses of life in human history?

    Edit: tense and ambiguation

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My kid will be Thor.

    Fuck all y'all.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    That's awesome, man.

    Coincidentally, I plan on naming my first son Jack Danger (insert last name here).

    Because Jack is a rad fucking name. It was the name of my first dog when I grew up, and if being named after a dog is good enough for Indiana Jones, it is good enough for my offspring.

    And Danger, because, you know.

    Danger is his middle name.

    (I know Knob beat me to it, but I had planned on doing this for a long, long time before I ever even heard of PA so... whatever)

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I got my girlfriend to agree that were we to marry and have kids, our first girl would be named "Normandy". She said no to calling the boy child "Anzio" though, but that would be a totally fucking awesome name.

    Anzio Ricciardelli. Fuck yeah! I'm going to push for that to be his middle name if this ever happens.

    [spoiler:29668a91c8]Normandy and Anzio are two amphibious assaults from World War II. One in France, the other in Italy.[/spoiler:29668a91c8]

    Haha, you wops!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    My kid will be Thor.

    Fuck all y'all.

    Bob

    no

    no

    I went to high school with a downs syndrome kid whose name, I swear to fucking god, was Thor Pudlik.

    Man, downs syndrome, first name Thor, last name Pudlik.

    That's three strikes right there, man. You're out.

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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My kid will be Thor.

    Fuck all y'all.

    Thats my uncle's name, no lie. Thor Peterson
    That's awesome, man.

    Coincidentally, I plan on naming my first son Jack Danger (insert last name here).

    Because Jack is a rad fucking name. It was the name of my first dog when I grew up, and if being named after a dog is good enough for Indiana Jones, it is good enough for my offspring.

    And Danger, because, you know.

    Danger is his middle name.

    (I know Knob beat me to it, but I had planned on doing this for a long, long time before I ever even heard of PA so... whatever)

    A guy I knew in Highschool did that, his son's name is Justice Danger Reed

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Normandy is a black person name.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    I also know a kid who has legally changed his name to Jet Ryder.

    Which is pretty braggable.

    Also, I know a kid whose birth name is Drummer. He plays guitar in a pretty good local metal band called Lore.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    uc4life wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    My ex-wife utterly vetoed my idea to name our daughter Bobina.

    I divorced her.

    And with obvious good reason.

    To uc4life: I just tossed out some porno names my buddies and I came up with; John "Jack" Clinton Peterson is such a goddamned manly name that I'm surprised he hasn't already had sex with a hot neo-natal nurse. Seriously dude, that name just says, "My cock is the mightiest thing you will ever experience, woman. Worship at the altar."

    You're going to have trouble when he becomes a teenager.

    Trouble? Hes a guy, and I think I will be a pretty open dad. Ill just stock him up with magnums and let him loose on a cheerleader squad.

    edit: watch the youtube link on the first page, you will understand the names AND pee your pants laughing

    He'll probably grow up gay.

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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Normandy is a black person name.

    ...or an old english word for Viking (north man)

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    uc4life wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    My ex-wife utterly vetoed my idea to name our daughter Bobina.

    I divorced her.

    And with obvious good reason.

    To uc4life: I just tossed out some porno names my buddies and I came up with; John "Jack" Clinton Peterson is such a goddamned manly name that I'm surprised he hasn't already had sex with a hot neo-natal nurse. Seriously dude, that name just says, "My cock is the mightiest thing you will ever experience, woman. Worship at the altar."

    You're going to have trouble when he becomes a teenager.

    Trouble? Hes a guy, and I think I will be a pretty open dad. Ill just stock him up with magnums and let him loose on a cheerleader squad.

    edit: watch the youtube link on the first page, you will understand the names AND pee your pants laughing

    He'll probably grow up gay.

    Wow, page 3 before my one day old son's sexual preference is called in to question. I was expecting sooner from you people!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    He'll probably grow up gay.

    You shut your filthy mouth.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    2) His name is john but you're going to call him jack? WHat's up with that?
    Jack has been a familiar for the name John for ages. In fact, it wasn't even a given name until fairly recently; before then, it was exclusively applied to Johns and other J names, like Jacob. Haven't you ever heard anyone call JFK, "Jack Kennedy"?

    The John/Jack thing is even the subject of part of one of my favorite plays, The Importance of Being Earnest.
    Gwendolen wrote:
    "Jack?... No, there is very little music in the name Jack, if any at all, indeed. It does not thrill. It produces absolutely no vibrations... I have known several Jacks, and they all, without exception, were more than usually plain. Besides, Jack is a notorious domesticity for John! And I pity any woman who is married to a man called John. She would probably never be allowed to know the entrancing pleasure of a single moment’s solitude."
    Anyhow, congrats, OP! That's a big baby, for being five weeks early!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    So what do we gotta do to get some naked pictures of this little bastard up on the net, huh?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sarukun wrote:
    I got my girlfriend to agree that were we to marry and have kids, our first girl would be named "Normandy". She said no to calling the boy child "Anzio" though, but that would be a totally fucking awesome name.

    Anzio Ricciardelli. Fuck yeah! I'm going to push for that to be his middle name if this ever happens.

    [spoiler:f91e39ca9f]Normandy and Anzio are two amphibious assaults from World War II. One in France, the other in Italy.[/spoiler:f91e39ca9f]

    Why would you name your child after two of the localities in which transpiered some of the bloodiest and savage losses of life in human history?

    Edit: tense and ambiguation
    I don't understand your question. It's like "why would you give your child an incredibly powerful name in honor of an action leading to the defeat of the greatest evil force of the 20th century? Yeah man, I should have gone with Bob after that guy, y'know, from accounting.

    Original names are where it's at man. Jack is generic to the point of being associated with action heroes, and I respect that. I have a different approach.

    EDIT: I have to correct myself, gf wants to spell it "Normandi" and I guess I'm okay with that.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Normandy is a black person name.
    I didn't know that Scandinavian people were black.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    That's it.

    I'm going with kantankeris's advice.

    My first son will be named "Motherfucking Bazooka".

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My brother and I have knightly names.

    He's John Richard
    I'm Samuel Edward.

    We feel like we should have a family coat of arms, but since my last name is Tietze it would just be a swastika I guess :(

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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    So what do we gotta do to get some naked pictures of this little bastard up on the net, huh?

    I was testing the water. You have all renewed my faith in humanity in being civil for at least a brief moment. Pictures will follow shortly.

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    sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    know what's weird though guys

    if i had a gay son, it wouldn't matter to me but if i had a lesbian daughter i'd get bummed out

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Anyhow, congrats, OP! That's a big baby, for being five weeks early!

    Seriously, he and my new cousin should hang out. Kid is the size of a 16 month old, and he's 10 months old. Gonna be a linebacker or something.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    sundays wrote:
    know what's weird though guys

    if i had a gay son, it wouldn't matter to me but if i had a lesbian daughter i'd get bummed out

    you just want to make sure that your offspring loves the cock

    nothing strange about that

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    sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    anyone who doesn't love the cock gets disowned

    you live under my roof, you live by my rules

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sundays wrote:
    know what's weird though guys

    if i had a gay son, it wouldn't matter to me but if i had a lesbian daughter i'd get bummed out

    you just want to make sure that your offspring loves the cock

    nothing strange about that

    i'd never really thought about it before but i feel exactly the same way

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    sundays wrote:
    anyone who doesn't love the cock gets disowned

    you live under my roof, you live by my rules

    it's wang or the highway

    simple as that

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    sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    sundays wrote:
    know what's weird though guys

    if i had a gay son, it wouldn't matter to me but if i had a lesbian daughter i'd get bummed out

    you just want to make sure that your offspring loves the cock

    nothing strange about that

    i'd never really thought about it before but i feel exactly the same way

    i was discussing it with my girlfriend and she feels the other way around

    i think i'm on to a thing someone should write a thesis on

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Normandy is a black person name.
    I didn't know that Scandinavian people were black.
    No see. Like black people name their kids crazy things. It's an SNL skit and it's on family guy where they make fun of the one show and the mom's name is Florida, and she starts lamenting that she is named after a state. Nameing a kid Normandy would be kind of the same thing.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sundays wrote:
    anyone who doesn't love the cock gets disowned

    you live under my roof, you live by my rules
    haha
    excellent

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    KandymanKandyman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Congratulations, and best of luck getting back home.

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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    baby.jpg

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Are you sure you're the dad?












    Grats, dude.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yes yes. and Much congrats. Hope the little sucker is all well and good. We demand cute pictures be posted here and PM'd to jordyn.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Oooh, topless pics.

    Daddy likey.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sundays wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    sundays wrote:
    know what's weird though guys

    if i had a gay son, it wouldn't matter to me but if i had a lesbian daughter i'd get bummed out

    you just want to make sure that your offspring loves the cock

    nothing strange about that

    i'd never really thought about it before but i feel exactly the same way

    i was discussing it with my girlfriend and she feels the other way around

    i think i'm on to a thing someone should write a thesis on

    That doesn't seem to make much sense. What happened to 'rawr I'm a man, continue the line, keep the family name, eat a steak'?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    sundays wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    sundays wrote:
    know what's weird though guys

    if i had a gay son, it wouldn't matter to me but if i had a lesbian daughter i'd get bummed out

    you just want to make sure that your offspring loves the cock

    nothing strange about that

    i'd never really thought about it before but i feel exactly the same way

    i was discussing it with my girlfriend and she feels the other way around

    i think i'm on to a thing someone should write a thesis on

    That doesn't seem to make much sense. What happened to 'rawr I'm a man, continue the line, keep the family name, eat a steak'?

    It is about dudes outnumbering broads at family get-togethers.

    Pretty sure that's about all there is to it.

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    uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Are you sure you're the dad?












    Grats, dude.

    Any(none) doubt i had is gone due to the fact that he looks exactly like me :) Its scary really

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    uc4life wrote:
    Pic

    :(

    I was hoping for some cyborg-like infant.

    I mean, I guess a normal fleshbag is good, too, but, yanno... mecha-baby. :(

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    uc4life wrote:
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    Good lord the umbilical is some goofy shit for the first bit of life.

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