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Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited January 2010 in Social Entropy++
So, I have a fuckin audition for my college's production of a show called I Hate Hamlet, which I have never heard of, but will be involved in for delicious, delicious credits, and if I can get a speaking role, it makes my job way fucking easier because then I don't have to actually do any real work like lighting, make-up, etc.

Are there any other AC-TOOOORRES up in this humpty-bumpty? I know there are some opera fellas and some musical theatre enthusiasts.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I've seen I Hate Hamlet! it was many years ago, but I remember it being totally hilarious

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I did the voice acting for all your favorite children's television shows

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I too am an ac-toore

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    prove it

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    because I basically am Phil Lamarr

    the downpoint of my career was MAD TV

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well, at least this play I'm going to be in (because I am extraordinarily talented, charming, and charismatic) is a good one. Comedy is kind of hard to do, though.

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I give announcements for closing at the library.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I was a really good actor in the 8th grade, i played as like a guru in a play.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I did a lot of acting in high school and went on to do local community theater for a few years, and got a couple starring roles and stage managed the kids' plays and was way into it

    if I were about 30 pounds thinner, I would probably have seriously pursued it

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey, Kate... kate.

    Did it come out pink?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Shit, I'm a fat guy.

    MY THEATER CAREER IS DOOMED!

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    not yet, but the night is young

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Shit, I'm a fat guy.

    MY THEATER CAREER IS DOOMED!

    no you're fine, guys can be fat and ugly

    girls, not so

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Luckily, I'm fat and adorable.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Psssst, kate.

    I'm super excited about D&D.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I too am an ac-toore

    you are not

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Why would you feign disinterest? That's stupid.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Why would you feign disinterest? That's stupid.

    Because Koshian is secretly a pretty princess.

    Which isn't a secret any more! Yay Kosh!

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I met Phil Lamarr once, that was pretty sweet. He's way shorter than you expect him to be.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    like how short

    is he ronnie james dio tiny?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Because Koshian is secretly a pretty princess.

    Which isn't a secret any more! Yay Kosh!
    What does this have to do with anything?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    like how short

    is he ronnie james dio tiny?

    ronnie james dio is only so small because if he were of a size proportionate to his radness, he couldn't fit in cars.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    him and danzig

    the tiniest singers

    they are pocket sized

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I would like to meet phil lamarr and ask him questions about voice acting

    I would like to act voices

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Also my drama teacher totally looks like Khoo.


    edit: I can't talk about Dio any more. :< If he dies I just don't know what I'll do.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Also my drama teacher totally looks like Khoo.


    edit: I can't talk about Dio any more. :< If he dies I just don't know what I'll do.
    I would fuck your drama teacher.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Also my drama teacher totally looks like Khoo.


    edit: I can't talk about Dio any more. :< If he dies I just don't know what I'll do.
    I would fuck your drama teacher.

    Me too.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    dio dying will be heartbreaking

    but nothing will hurt me more than the death of rob halford

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Shit, I'm a fat guy.

    MY THEATER CAREER IS DOOMED!

    Nope: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falstaff
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Toby_Belch

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    sexual repression is a hell of a thing
    But make up isn't sexuality.

    I... you live in a strange world.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    koshian you fat lady

    stop repressin'

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    In all the programs I've been involved with, actors have been required to participate in set-making, painting, or some other design/production aspect. It's a good way to weed out the decent people from the stuck-up scumbags.

    But I gave up on that dream.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Shit, I'm a fat guy.

    MY THEATER CAREER IS DOOMED!

    Nope: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falstaff
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Toby_Belch

    Man, speaking of Shakespeare, I was watching that Merchant of Venice movie for like five minutes and it seemed like some poor bastard child of the Kenneth Brannagh Hamlet. Did I totally misjudge it or what?


    edit: umaro, it's not that i'm better, as an actor, than the stage-hands and shit. those people are VITAL to running a show.

    i'm just startlingly lazy.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey, I used to do some acting.

    Little community theater thing that became, um, pretty huge after I left.

    I think about going back and trying out sometimes...

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    when I met danzig I learned that athf was right

    dude never wears a shirt

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    If I looked even half as good without a shirt on as Danzig does I would never wear a shirt too.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh I wouldn't either

    but it's pittsburgh winter at like 5 pm

    dude still ain't wearing a shirt

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