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ShyGuye
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So this is an interesting topic.
For a couple of months now, I've been considering getting a Prince Albert piercing. In case you don't know what that is, go ahead and Google it. You back? Alright. Here's the kicker, though: I'm not circumcised. That's right, my little guy still has his hat on, and it is not coming off. Is getting a PA even possible for an uncircumcised guy? Is there anybody out there on the interwebz with a similar experience? Or, am I just crazy for wanting to punch a hole in my junk?
For a couple of months now, I've been considering getting a Prince Albert piercing. In case you don't know what that is, go ahead and Google it. You back? Alright. Here's the kicker, though: I'm not circumcised. That's right, my little guy still has his hat on, and it is not coming off. Is getting a PA even possible for an uncircumcised guy? Is there anybody out there on the interwebz with a similar experience? Or, am I just crazy for wanting to punch a hole in my junk?
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According to Wikipedia you can still get it done while circumcised.
But seriously, why?
It's REALLY painless. The piercing only goes through the TINIEST bit of skin under the shaft and into the urethra. I mean, it's next to nothing. I had one YEARS ago and it hurt less than an ear piercing.
Billwill, its his choice. Its meant to enhance sexual pleasure for both parties involved. If he thinks that it looks good and wants it, he can do whatever he wants.
Apparantly they don't hurt as much as you would expect. On a 1 - 10 pain scale, I've heard its only around a 5/6. It also heals very quickly due to the extreme bloodflow down there.
I've had mine out for 10 years. If I squeeze the "normal hole" shut, I can pee out the bottom of my dick. It hurts a little (the hole is basically almost closed), but it's pretty funny.
That mental image will stay with me for years. Thank you.
You generally have to pee sitting down with the piercing as well. Otherwise you spray and drip.
EDIT: Oh, and it's really like a 2 or 3 on the pain scale of 1 - 10.
No, on second thought.. don't do that.
Normally I wouldn't comment, but you did ask, and, yes, you are fucking crazy for wanting a bolt through your cock. And not crazy in that good way "oh my god that dude is so crazy haha". i mean you're fucking CRAZY.
dumbest idea that the dumb people in the world ever thought of. and you guys have come up with some dumb shit.
All the time sitting down, or just when you have the piercing out?
All the time. You have a giant hoop through the urethra. When the urine comes out, it collides with the piercing and sends it spraying on exit.
Apparently they need to be custom fitted and are pretty uncommon.
And you're telling me this because.....? Nowhere did I say it was common and they didn't need to be custom fitted o_O
Because it's a fact that you omitted. Just being informative. Chill the fuck out.
A few years back I was at a festival and this scotsman ha a fluffy bunny wabbit on a chain hanging from his penis.
No. They don't. Metal rubbing against latex makes the chance of a broken condom MUCH higher.
I'd say this is a major issue to consider . Are you ready to start sitting down every time you need to piss when there's no urinal/tree around? What about the 4 am wake ups when you just want to flip it out, whiz, and get back into bed without dribbling all over the seat?.. I'm really starting to appreciate my penis's ease of use
The major problem I see isnt the actual having to sit down, but the lack of clean places to sit down while not at home. Men's restrooms arent the cleanest places on earth. And in the middle of the night I ussually sit down because otherwise its more spray and pray then actual on target peeing due to sleep and the GF doesnt like that.
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I could have sworn you only had to sit to pee while it healed.
You know... I have to disagree slightly. I think the only thing dumber then this is getting your tongue split.
Regardless, to weigh in on the situation... I don't agree with piercing "le junk" as it does make things messier and it does detract from some measures of birth control.
That being said, it is your body, and do as you will, just be careful!
How could it not make your pee spray? Think about it. Your urethra has a pole running through it. Have you ever been taking a piss haphazardly while wearing sweat pants and the drawstring gets in the way? Yeah. Piss everywhere.
I imagine it's a lot like that.. but.. IN your dick.
You do not have to sit to pee. I did have some initial spraying issues, mostly due to the fact that the weight of the jewelry will cause the hole to stretch, (as will getting an erection if the diameter of the ring is too small). If you put your finger over this, or close to it.
It will NOT cause a condom to break unless you are very, very hardcore, or just dumb, and then you'll likely injure your partner first. I did find that it helps to put the condom on starting at around the piercing first, and then rolling it to the front/down from there.
It increased my sensitivity by about 120%. It was insane for the first 5-6 months while I adjusted. This was Very fun. To this day, i'm more sensitive than I was before the piercing.
If you go over a 6 guage, the piercing may not close for you if you decide to take it out later.
I'm not experienced with the pope still wearing a turtleneck but you may have to work harder to keep things clean while it's healing.
He didn't say he had any trouble with condoms either, and that the ladies did seem to enjoy the work that had been done.
(This again is all 2nd hand information so take with a grain of salt). He's also cut so he had no information on that front, sorry.
I had one tear on me, but maybe it was a faulty condom or something, who knows?
It'll be sore as hell for a few days to a week after. And then sex hurts for like a month. At least this was my experience. The actually piercing itself isn't bad at all, just a pinch.
Also, I'd think you'd have to work harder to keep it clean while healing, since it wouldn't be exposed to the air all that much.
I consider it dumb when someone shoves their opinion down other people's throats.
Just because it isn't your cup of tea doesn't mean there is anything wrong with it.
Body modification is not new, by any means, and is practiced by many different cultures in different ways around the globe.
A blanket statement that it is dumb and he is crazy is pretty pointless of you.
More on topic, a friend of mine had his penis pierced for a few years, but eventually took it out. He confirmed the whole "I can pee out of the mostly-closed-up-hole" thing as well. But it sounds like its a pretty minor issue.
So if you want to do it, I'd say go for it.
Something that doesn't appeal to you != wrong or crazy.
I will second the suggestion that you pierce it at a large gauge and immediately stretch it up. I had mine done at an 8 gauge and immediately stretched up to a 6. Honestly, a lot of people don't even feel anything smaller than a 6 or a 4 gauge, so if you want to use it for sexy times, I would recommend a larger piercing anyway. Finally, a larger size is also preferable in that it drastically reduces the likelihood of a cheese slicer scenario (sorry for the visual...).
Went to a local place today that had been recommended to me by a bunch of people. I called them at first, asking if they had any experience with uncircumcised people, and they said they did.
The piercing itself was fairly awkward, as one might expect. As though he knew what was coming, my little guy was bunched up in a chody version of its usual self. The... "area" was cleaned, and the person doing it informed me that I was about to get a tube stuck up my urethra. Ouch. I know some people receive some form of sexual pleasure from doing this, but I can definitely say that I am not in that camp.
She (yes, it was a she who did this) then told me to take a deep breath and let it out slowly. I won't say it didn't hurt, because that be a lie. Plain and simple. It stung, but only for a second. The jewelry was attached, and after some aftercare talk, I was on my merry way.
I was a little surprised when I came back, because I dropped trou and the piercing was nowhere to be seen. My foreskin actually covers the entire thing when I'm not erect (which will be a long time until happens). It bleeds like a motherfucker, though. At this point, I was about to make a period joke.
I hope you enjoyed these gory details.
I'm kidding. Please, don't do that.
Maybe your next purchase should be an Ipad.
If you don't already wear briefs, you should buy a cheap pack as soon as possible. Also, and I know I'm not alone in this, I wore pads (yes, like a lady) for the first week until the bleeding stopped.
Congrats on getting it done. I feel like the anticipation is way worse than the actual piercing.