it turns out the omega relay doesn't just transport you through space, it transports you through time.
mass effect 3 begins after the reapers have appeared and are fucking up civilization, shepard has to stop them and shit
also it turns out the illusive man is shepard, from the future who found out a way to screw with the omega relay and go into the past
it becomes really obvious once you start the game because after you pick your shepard the illusive man's appearance changes to suit yours like your dad does in Fallout 3
it turns out the omega relay doesn't just transport you through space, it transports you through time.
mass effect 3 begins after the reapers have appeared and are fucking up civilization, shepard has to stop them and shit
also it turns out the illusive man is shepard, from the future who found out a way to screw with the omega relay and go into the past
it becomes really obvious once you start the game because after you pick your shepard the illusive man's appearance changes to suit yours like your dad does in Fallout 3
smooth going, bioware
I appreciated them taking the bit from Steel Battalion but I feel they took it a bit far, what with formatting your harddrive if you die.
So we had an entire day last week where everyone in my office spent random parts of the day going 'Shepard' 'Wrex' 'Shepard'.
It would stop for a while, then someone would say 'Shepard' and it would continue.
I thought you'd appreciate that.
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ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
edited January 2010
Speaking of Jenkins, I was thinking earlier today that it might be fun/horrifically creepy to follow a group of teenagers/20somethings into the woods and scooby doo the shit out of them.
You know, fog machines and projectors, white sheets, etc.
Speaking of Jenkins, I was thinking earlier today that it might be fun/horrifically creepy to follow a group of teenagers/20somethings into the woods and scooby doo the shit out of them.
You know, fog machines and projectors, white sheets, etc.
And then you get murdered.
yeah uh
that uh
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Speaking of Jenkins, I was thinking earlier today that it might be fun/horrifically creepy to follow a group of teenagers/20somethings into the woods and scooby doo the shit out of them.
You know, fog machines and projectors, white sheets, etc.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2010
Big stupid jellyfishes
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Speaking of Jenkins, I was thinking earlier today that it might be fun/horrifically creepy to follow a group of teenagers/20somethings into the woods and scooby doo the shit out of them.
You know, fog machines and projectors, white sheets, etc.
Speaking of Jenkins, I was thinking earlier today that it might be fun/horrifically creepy to follow a group of teenagers/20somethings into the woods and scooby doo the shit out of them.
You know, fog machines and projectors, white sheets, etc.
And then you get murdered.
future serial killer found.
The twist is, the people they're following turn out to be aliens and halfway through the 2 hours of 'discovered film' you're watching it turns into Fire in the Sky's abduction scenes.
Speaking of Jenkins, I was thinking earlier today that it might be fun/horrifically creepy to follow a group of teenagers/20somethings into the woods and scooby doo the shit out of them.
You know, fog machines and projectors, white sheets, etc.
And then you get murdered.
future serial killer found.
The twist is, the people they're following turn out to be aliens and halfway through the 2 hours of 'discovered film' you're watching it turns into Fire in the Sky's abduction scenes.
the fire in the sky abduction scene is the manifestation of all my phobias seriously
I hate that movie just because there is a movie called A fire in the sky that I can't find anywhere because all my search results are taken up by fire in the sky.
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Worst post of the decade.
SteamID: Baroque And Roll
SIT BOY
if she likes you she calls you Skipper
WHY DID I CLICK ARRRGH
It isn't me.
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
hey man they totally foreshadowed it though
god damnit bogey you're ruining everything
but I was on media blackout
you've ruined everything
ewwwwwwwwwwww
SteamID: Baroque And Roll
Haircut is basically the same.
mass effect 3 begins after the reapers have appeared and are fucking up civilization, shepard has to stop them and shit
also it turns out the illusive man is shepard, from the future who found out a way to screw with the omega relay and go into the past
it becomes really obvious once you start the game because after you pick your shepard the illusive man's appearance changes to suit yours like your dad does in Fallout 3
smooth going, bioware
It would stop for a while, then someone would say 'Shepard' and it would continue.
I thought you'd appreciate that.
You know, fog machines and projectors, white sheets, etc.
And then you get murdered.
yeah uh
that uh
Yeah uh about that..
um..
yeah.. Maybe just your friends then?
How do I get a job here.
I'm good at music and voices
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I have to wonder if anyone at Bioware expected that simple exchange, that particular tiny little piece of their creation, to become memetic
Probably not
It didn't even look like it was supposed to really be a thing before somebody just did it over and over again and slapped it on youtube.
8-)
It was old man art all along?
The twist is, the people they're following turn out to be aliens and halfway through the 2 hours of 'discovered film' you're watching it turns into Fire in the Sky's abduction scenes.
Alternately, TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL
I hate that movie just because there is a movie called A fire in the sky that I can't find anywhere because all my search results are taken up by fire in the sky.
this 20gig one just isn't gonna cut it
Unless someone's worked out how to open those things up and replace the drive, which I really doubt (I have no idea if this is even possible)