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Oh god, fucking shit, fuck.

That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
edited February 2010 in Social Entropy++
So you stand on a nail or some shit and you all of a sudden have a hole in your foot and have to get a tetnis (sp?) shot cause of some bullshit.

This thread is about you breaking your body somehow.

I was out tonight and we were drinking in my buddies apartment and someone said something to me and I turned around quickly and somehow broke my knee. Not broke broke but I heard something tear/break and I think I tore some cartillage and it's probably a sprain/bruising.

I can kinda walk on it but should rest it and put some ice on it to get the swelling down.

What have you done to yourself recently that shouldn't happen naturally?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I get erections while in Art History.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm a fucking klutz, but at least I haven't hurt myself too badly yet.

    Sheri on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    tetanus

    lol

    tet anus

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dave you silly goose

    #pipe on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    What have you done to yourself recently that shouldn't happen naturally?

    baby, where do I even start

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    lets see

    broke my own hand on a sink

    jammed a hole through my face at work

    broke 4 teeth in fistfights

    nearly died shitting myself

    bled out a pint of blood once

    fell down a stairway

    got hit in the head with a stray coffee cup

    my life is a sad jackie chan blooper real set to chinese pop music

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I smacked my elbow like 5 times on the damned register today

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I fucking cut the end of my finger off and now it makes a hard plastic tapping noise on stuff

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    got kicked in the head by a cow

    got kicked in the dick by a cow

    never got bit by a dog though

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    blah blah blah

    stale thread

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I went flying head-first through a plate glass window once

    #pipe on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    also dave!

    you have torn your MCL

    you pivoted on your knee while it was planted yes?

    torn MCL, the most common knee injury. Unlike the ACL it'll heal up a treat

    ice it, rest it, compress it, elevate it, make sure it stays strong when you feel up to it

    it might swell up huge FYI

    edit: I know this because i have injured it several times, twice dislocating my knee as well

    but you probably didn't do that because your post wasn't accompanied by a lot of FUCK SHITS

    likes several pages

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hand was slammed in a door and the locking mechanism was stuck on my knuckles

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Doctor Raneados.

    He drives a bus.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    got kicked in the head by a cow

    got kicked in the dick by a cow

    never got bit by a dog though

    stop trying to fuck cows, you silly goose.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I managed to stub four toes at once

    Fucking hell that hurt, seriously hurt more than the time I fell off of a wooden stand onto cement while holding a box of wine bottles

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I haven't seriously injured myself in some months.

    This is a personal best dating back to high school

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    nearly died shitting myself

    This is all I read

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh boy I just tested my severed fingertip on my iphone and it registers as a finger about 1 out of 4 times

    it is 25% human, according to apple

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I get erections while in Art History.

    I got erections in regular history.

    (my turn on is exploitation)

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    CAN

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i jerk off every day because i think one day it'll get its revenge and i wanna be ready to kill it by blowing nut through its skull

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I fucking cut the end of my finger off and now it makes a hard plastic tapping noise on stuff

    You are calcifying World as Myth.

    Soon you will be a fine Marble Statue.

    Remember to always wear nice clothes in case these are the clothes you are wearing when you finally become entombed in your own skin.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I've never had any serious injuries (that I can remember, once when I was two I ran into a coffee table and had to get stitches in my face). Last June or July though I passed out 5-7 times due to my heart stopping for about 6-10 seconds at a time. They never figured out why either.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    also dave!

    you have torn your MCL

    you pivoted on your knee while it was planted yes?

    torn MCL, the most common knee injury. Unlike the ACL it'll heal up a treat

    ice it, rest it, compress it, elevate it, make sure it stays strong when you feel up to it

    it might swell up huge FYI

    edit: I know this because i have injured it several times, twice dislocating my knee as well

    but you probably didn't do that because your post wasn't accompanied by a lot of FUCK SHITS

    likes several pages

    yup that's exactly what I did, it's like twice the size of my non broken knee!

    anjin you've also broken other people too

    like cutting stales foot off

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    I fucking cut the end of my finger off and now it makes a hard plastic tapping noise on stuff

    You are calcifying World as Myth.

    Soon you will be a fine Marble Statue.

    Remember to always wear nice clothes in case these are the clothes you are wearing when you finally become entombed in your own skin.
    this wouldn't be the worst way to go out

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh, I also broke a girl's nose with my elbow once.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    I fucking cut the end of my finger off and now it makes a hard plastic tapping noise on stuff

    You are calcifying World as Myth.

    Soon you will be a fine Marble Statue.

    Remember to always wear nice clothes in case these are the clothes you are wearing when you finally become entombed in your own skin.
    this wouldn't be the worst way to go out

    Except when the birds start to poo on you.

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I have several not-too-pleasant memories of injuries I've sustained, but nothing really recent I guess.

    Only thing that's happened to me recently was a week of pneumonia followed by a week of pink eye, but those aren't physical problems, and don't really belong in this thread.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    nearly died shitting myself

    would have been a crappy way to die

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    nearly died shitting myself

    This is all I read

    yeah

    to make matters worse the bathroom floor had carpet

    i fainted from the sheer amount of shitting

    earlier that day i was trying to clean the smell of shit off my body by showering only to shit all over the shower

    after cleaning that up i shat for hours on end until i fell over naked

    ma woke me up to naked incomprehensible mumbling and yelling in my shit daze

    shitting one's self to death cannot be a dignified way to go

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    and rane my knee injury was totally accompanied by fucks and shits

    I fell over and couldn't bring myself to stand up for like 10 minutes, for some reason I just kept giggling, I think instead of shouting I giggle when in pain

    i hobbled home but not before a stabbing pain went through my knee after some limping

    good times

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i second degree burned the inside of my mouth recently

    soup was too hot

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I fucking cut the end of my finger off and now it makes a hard plastic tapping noise on stuff

    You are calcifying World as Myth.

    Soon you will be a fine Marble Statue.

    Remember to always wear nice clothes in case these are the clothes you are wearing when you finally become entombed in your own skin.
    this wouldn't be the worst way to go out

    Except when the birds start to poo on you.

    shale021.jpg

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    nearly died shitting myself

    would have been a crappy way to die

    booooooooooooo

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Really I just wanted to use the word calcifying I'll admit it.

    Dave you are going to calcify as well.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I have never been severely injured.

    I haven't even been stung by a bee.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    nearly died shitting myself

    This is all I read

    yeah

    to make matters worse the bathroom floor had carpet

    i fainted from the sheer amount of shitting

    earlier that day i was trying to clean the smell of shit off my body by showering only to shit all over the shower

    after cleaning that up i shat for hours on end until i fell over naked

    ma woke me up to naked incomprehensible mumbling and yelling in my shit daze

    shitting one's self to death cannot be a dignified way to go

    How on earth did you manage this, Anjin

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    blake what does that mean?

    save me googling it

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I fucking cut the end of my finger off and now it makes a hard plastic tapping noise on stuff

    You are calcifying World as Myth.

    Soon you will be a fine Marble Statue.

    Remember to always wear nice clothes in case these are the clothes you are wearing when you finally become entombed in your own skin.
    this wouldn't be the worst way to go out

    Except when the birds start to poo on you.

    shale021.jpg

    Is this a wow thing?

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