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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    artreus your heart is just taking a rest man

    why you gotta be on his ass about it geez



    actually go see a doctor, your heart shouldn't stop

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I had an orthodontist appointment today (my second to last one!) and they took X-Rays. The woman who did them said my Wisdom teeth look really good, and that I probably have enough room for them to come in.
    One of the few things Genetics didn't fuck me over on.

    watch out

    you're going to get cancer and diabetes and alzheimers on your next birthday

    Fuck.

    That is like

    22 days away or something.

    Maybe you'll be lucky and get type 2, and not have to give yourself a shot at every meal. Or every time you want to have something sweet.

    With little syringes.

    In your ass.

    Actually, I'm just fucking with you. You don't gotta put em in your ass.



    Oh, great

    Thanks for getting my hopes up you silly goose.

    George Fornby Grill on
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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i had appendicitis

    that kinda sucked

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    The only thing worse than excruciating arthritis pain and dislodged joints is a totally unsympathetic significant other who insists you walk it off.
    Yeah, fuck you, buddy.

    trouble in paradise :whistle:

    nah man, we talkin old times.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    a friend of mine

    she's never broken anything

    never had any stitches ever

    she's never had any serious illnesses or anything

    i am thinking

    should i arrange a train accident to find out if she's invincable

    Can she swim?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    when i was born i had some weird thing that i never fucking remember the name of, something wouldn't let me bring food from my stomach into the rest of my digestive tract

    and a heart murmur but I was a preemy and that went away days after they "diagnosed" it so i'm not too sure that one was ever real

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Trillian wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    The only thing worse than excruciating arthritis pain and dislodged joints is a totally unsympathetic significant other who insists you walk it off.
    Yeah, fuck you, buddy.

    trouble in paradise :whistle:

    nah man, we talkin old times.

    Like 3 years ago!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Trillian wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    The only thing worse than excruciating arthritis pain and dislodged joints is a totally unsympathetic significant other who insists you walk it off.
    Yeah, fuck you, buddy.

    trouble in paradise :whistle:

    nah man, we talkin old times.

    damnit i'm never gong to be able to take my shot at orik

    fuck you

    Raneados on
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I had an orthodontist appointment today (my second to last one!) and they took X-Rays. The woman who did them said my Wisdom teeth look really good, and that I probably have enough room for them to come in.
    One of the few things Genetics didn't fuck me over on.

    watch out

    you're going to get cancer and diabetes and alzheimers on your next birthday

    Fuck.

    That is like

    22 days away or something.

    Maybe you'll be lucky and get type 2, and not have to give yourself a shot at every meal. Or every time you want to have something sweet.

    With little syringes.

    In your ass.

    Actually, I'm just fucking with you. You don't gotta put em in your ass.



    Oh, great

    Thanks for getting my hopes up you silly goose.

    Hey man, don't lose hope.

    You can put em in your ass if you really wanna.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Trillian wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    The only thing worse than excruciating arthritis pain and dislodged joints is a totally unsympathetic significant other who insists you walk it off.
    Yeah, fuck you, buddy.

    trouble in paradise :whistle:

    nah man, we talkin old times.

    Like 3 years ago!

    yeah about thereabouts

    Trillian on

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    KG3000KG3000 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Broke my left collar bone when I was in Kindergarten.
    Broke my hand punching my brother in the head. Bastard turned just as I let fly, caught him in the side of the head.
    I have broken 9 of my toes. I can't curl my toes anymore.
    Broke my nose playing rugby.
    Broke my right collar bone playing rugby. I no longer play rugby.
    I've had multiple concussions, mostly from contact sports, but one from a nasty car accident.
    And when I was 18 I slipped and fell at work and put a crack in my 3rd lumbar.

    I'm a wreck.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Trillian wrote: »
    The only thing worse than excruciating arthritis pain and dislodged joints is a totally unsympathetic significant other who insists you walk it off.
    Yeah, fuck you, buddy.

    I know someone who tore in half his achilies tendon, like you could actually see it and had to climb up a cliff and then do a two kilometer hike up to his car.

    I am sticking with walk it off

    Blake T on
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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sometimes at work I accidentally squish a finger in the middle of a stack of treys I am picking up.

    That kind of hurts.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    The only thing worse than excruciating arthritis pain and dislodged joints is a totally unsympathetic significant other who insists you walk it off.
    Yeah, fuck you, buddy.

    trouble in paradise :whistle:

    nah man, we talkin old times.

    damnit i'm never gong to be able to take my shot at orik

    fuck you

    He's a class act guy.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I've only been to the doctor/hospital once in about 14 years

    sword through the forearm back in high school

    Crashmo on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    The only thing worse than excruciating arthritis pain and dislodged joints is a totally unsympathetic significant other who insists you walk it off.
    Yeah, fuck you, buddy.

    I know someone who tore in half his achilies tendon, like you could actually see it and had to climb up a cliff and then do a two kilometer hike up to his car.

    I am sticking with walk it off

    Well he was climbing cliff faces and shit, so he sort of asked for it that way. I was just walking around minding my own business, certainly not climbing cliffs, when all of a sudden my hip bone just sort of fell out of the socket and the surrounding tissue swelled up and kept it that way for a couple weeks.

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    TeufelblitzTeufelblitz Cap'n Brunch Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    While cooking bacon, I turned to dump the grease, but the pan got caught on the kitchen counter while I was bringing it up. Full pan of sizzling hot bacon grease all over the back of my right hand. Got a second degree burn that covered the entire back of my hand and part of my wrist. I'd never seen a blister that covered that large an area before.

    Have a neat little splatter shaped scar on my wrist now. At least the bacon sammich was good.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    When I vagina handed myself that didn't hurt too much.

    A great big graze in my opinion would probably hurt more.

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    ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I had 3 hot girls naked on the bed. My fantasy literally right in front of me...

    The front door slams. The father of one of the girls is home.

    The three girls shove me out the window I came in through.

    2 problems with that:
    One: the window is small, a little over 4 feet off the ground, and I'm going through it head first.
    Two: My hand is caught on the sharp metal frame.

    My hand is shredded by the edges of the frame as I plunge 4 feet face first into the ground. I bounce up and run for my car. I go two blocks before I even realize there is blood pouring down the steering wheel.

    No sex, a mutilated hand, and a bruised face...

    Shade on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Shade wrote: »
    I had 3 hot girls naked on the bed. My fantasy literally right in front of me...

    The front door slams. The father of one of the girls is home.

    The three girls shove me out the window I came in through.

    2 problems with that:
    One: the window is small, a little over 4 feet off the ground, and I'm going through it head first.
    Two: My hand is caught on the sharp metal frame.

    My hand is shredded by the edges of the frame as I plunge 4 feet face first into the ground. I bounce up and run for my car. I go two blocks before I even realize there is blood pouring down the steering wheel.

    No sex, a mutilated hand, and a bruised face...
    Dear penthouse...

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey China doll, what's with all this ring talk?
    Like hell I'm going to read backwards in the thread.

    Trillian on

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i've had to deal with Rhabdomyolysis as a result of shit i have done over the course of my life

    i have at the very least fractured almost every large bone in my body

    and many of the smaller ones

    especially as a youth, because of my adrenal problems i basically did so much damage to my body that my skeleton looks like i was in several car accidents

    Pony on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Trillian wrote: »
    Hey China doll, what's with all this ring talk?
    Like hell I'm going to read backwards in the thread.

    nothing!

    it was a byproduct of a conversation that was had a few nights ago between us and another couple we were out with

    the girl asked me how much I thought a reasonable engagement ring was

    I told her that I once saw a ring I loved that would be perfect that cost US$200

    the conversation then became her justifying to us why A$24,000 is her ideal amount for a ring

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Hey China doll, what's with all this ring talk?
    Like hell I'm going to read backwards in the thread.

    nothing!

    it was a byproduct of a conversation that was had a few nights ago between us and another couple we were out with

    the girl asked me how much I thought a reasonable engagement ring was

    I told her that I once saw a ring I loved that would be perfect that cost US$200

    the conversation then became her justifying to us why A$24,000 is her ideal amount for a ring

    what the fuck? It's a ring, not a house.

    Trillian on

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    ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Shade wrote: »
    I had 3 hot girls naked on the bed. My fantasy literally right in front of me...

    The front door slams. The father of one of the girls is home.

    The three girls shove me out the window I came in through.

    2 problems with that:
    One: the window is small, a little over 4 feet off the ground, and I'm going through it head first.
    Two: My hand is caught on the sharp metal frame.

    My hand is shredded by the edges of the frame as I plunge 4 feet face first into the ground. I bounce up and run for my car. I go two blocks before I even realize there is blood pouring down the steering wheel.

    No sex, a mutilated hand, and a bruised face...
    Dear penthouse...

    Dear penthouse: There is no god.

    Shade on
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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    One time I woke up in the bed of a truck. I couldn't hear anything for what felt like a long time, although it was in reality only a few seconds. And then there were people, looking at me from all sides, peering over the sides of the bed, some were reaching for me, or climbing in. I thought I heard someone talking very fast, and a howling sound.

    I thought it was a really strange dream (I was still feeling very foggy at this point), until my head cleared up and I realized what had happened.

    I was crossing the street and had been hit by a truck, I flew up and over the cab and landed in the bed.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Hey China doll, what's with all this ring talk?
    Like hell I'm going to read backwards in the thread.

    nothing!

    it was a byproduct of a conversation that was had a few nights ago between us and another couple we were out with

    the girl asked me how much I thought a reasonable engagement ring was

    I told her that I once saw a ring I loved that would be perfect that cost US$200

    the conversation then became her justifying to us why A$24,000 is her ideal amount for a ring

    that is fucking retarded

    the engagement ring i got for my fiancee cost under a grand

    it wasn't even originally intended as an engagement ring, it was just repurposed when we decided to get engaged

    Pony on
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    TeufelblitzTeufelblitz Cap'n Brunch Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Hey China doll, what's with all this ring talk?
    Like hell I'm going to read backwards in the thread.

    nothing!

    it was a byproduct of a conversation that was had a few nights ago between us and another couple we were out with

    the girl asked me how much I thought a reasonable engagement ring was

    I told her that I once saw a ring I loved that would be perfect that cost US$200

    the conversation then became her justifying to us why A$24,000 is her ideal amount for a ring

    Because she's a materialistic... person? For 24K, I better be able to you know, drive whatever I purchased.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wow. Did she grow up rich or does she just have super high hopes for her boyfriend?

    That is kind of ridiculous for a normal person to be wanting

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Hey China doll, what's with all this ring talk?
    Like hell I'm going to read backwards in the thread.

    nothing!

    it was a byproduct of a conversation that was had a few nights ago between us and another couple we were out with

    the girl asked me how much I thought a reasonable engagement ring was

    I told her that I once saw a ring I loved that would be perfect that cost US$200

    the conversation then became her justifying to us why A$24,000 is her ideal amount for a ring

    D:

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't think I've ever had a pain that I would call debilitating.

    The only time pain has stopped me from doing something is when we used have contests at dominos to see who can hold a garlic bread fresh out of the oven. And that was more my brain going right you are three seconds away from actually damaging your skin, you are letting go now.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Look guys it's ok.

    I made her feel bad enough for being super materialistic about it.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Hey China doll, what's with all this ring talk?
    Like hell I'm going to read backwards in the thread.

    nothing!

    it was a byproduct of a conversation that was had a few nights ago between us and another couple we were out with

    the girl asked me how much I thought a reasonable engagement ring was

    I told her that I once saw a ring I loved that would be perfect that cost US$200

    the conversation then became her justifying to us why A$24,000 is her ideal amount for a ring

    D:

    clearly, she thinks her pussy is worth being put on a pedestal.

    Trillian on

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    a pedestal made of $100 bills

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    jesus christ i spend 24k on a wedding ring i better be able to snap my fingers and go "blowjob, now."

    for the rest of my life

    at any time

    like i mean

    i show up at her work and shit

    Pony on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Trillian wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Hey China doll, what's with all this ring talk?
    Like hell I'm going to read backwards in the thread.

    nothing!

    it was a byproduct of a conversation that was had a few nights ago between us and another couple we were out with

    the girl asked me how much I thought a reasonable engagement ring was

    I told her that I once saw a ring I loved that would be perfect that cost US$200

    the conversation then became her justifying to us why A$24,000 is her ideal amount for a ring

    what the fuck? It's a ring, not a house.
    yes we were quick to inform her of this

    anyway after that I told her I would link her to Etsy and she could probably find rings she liked there that cost a FRACTION of her expectations

    and then I started looking around too and spent a lot of yesterday learning things

    like, I got confused about engagement rings versus wedding rings

    so I looked it up and found out that engagement rings and wedding rings are worn TOGETHER after the couple is married, with one stacked on top of the other

    I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BEFORE!

    I then came to conclusion that wedding traditions are stupid

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I chose a ring that was just way ahead of my budget

    and then I lost my job not a week later

    I lived on my cousin's couch and found a crappy job in the city, managed to pay it off like a week before the wedding 7 months later

    I like to pretend that is a romantic story

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    One time a guy kicked my leg so hard I couldn't walk right for a week. That was an eye opener.

    Edit: Oh now we're talking about wedding rings? That shit is more of a pain than anything else.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Hey China doll, what's with all this ring talk?
    Like hell I'm going to read backwards in the thread.

    nothing!

    it was a byproduct of a conversation that was had a few nights ago between us and another couple we were out with

    the girl asked me how much I thought a reasonable engagement ring was

    I told her that I once saw a ring I loved that would be perfect that cost US$200

    the conversation then became her justifying to us why A$24,000 is her ideal amount for a ring

    what the fuck? It's a ring, not a house.
    yes we were quick to inform her of this

    anyway after that I told her I would link her to Etsy and she could probably find rings she liked there that cost a FRACTION of her expectations

    and then I started looking around too and spent a lot of yesterday learning things

    like, I got confused about engagement rings versus wedding rings

    so I looked it up and found out that engagement rings and wedding rings are worn TOGETHER after the couple is married, with one stacked on top of the other

    I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BEFORE!

    I then came to conclusion that wedding traditions are stupid

    they fuse them together, it is pretty cool

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I believe the conversation I had with her went something along the lines of.

    Why do you think it should be 24,000?

    Because it looked nice?

    Well do you think dinner was nice?

    Yeah sure.

    Well fine, that will be twenty four thousand please.

    Blake T on
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