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  • Mr.SunshineMr.Sunshine Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    iguanacus wrote: »
    I submit 3 movies for your consideration
    Ice Pirates

    The Ice Pirates is an awesome movie!

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt Stepped in it Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Panda4You wrote: »
    "Freaked"

    What the fuck did I just watch?

    Keanu Reeves chasing a squirrel chased by eyeballs.

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  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The best part about juggers is that people in Germany are actually playing this game. Granted it's with padded gear, but still. Ahh, those crazy Germans.

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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just got done watching this movie.

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    I thought this movie was the shit when I was 17.

    Wow, so many cheesy action movie moments.

    "Cut the green wire!"
    "You will choose one of them to die."
    And of course:
    "GET OFF MY PLANE!"

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I love how in any rifftrax'd movie with Harrison Ford in it, they make at least one "Firewall sucked" joke and at least one "GET OFF OF MY PLANE".

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaHvM9KVpcw

    yesssss

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh, yeah, this was pretty atrocious as well.

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    The only movie I've ever been to where people were walking out of the theater.

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Oh, yeah, this was pretty atrocious as well.

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    The only movie I've ever been to where people were walking out of the theater.

    I take it you never went to Ultraviolet.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wasn't that the movie with the talking dog?

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt Stepped in it Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    IIRC, the real Son of Sam did say a dog was telling him to do some of the things he did.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Still...that movie was horrible.

    I mean I'm not the type to say "...I want so and so amount of my life back..." but geez.

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt Stepped in it Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I've never seen it, but I just wanted to be clear whether the dog was being mentioned because it was the only thing remembered, or like, 'And then there was a talking dog. WTF?'

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gabriel_Pitt wrote: »
    I've never seen it, but I just wanted to be clear whether the dog was being mentioned because it was the only thing remembered, or like, 'And then there was a talking dog. WTF?'

    Basically, it was the only thing worth remembering about that movie.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Gabriel_Pitt wrote: »
    I've never seen it, but I just wanted to be clear whether the dog was being mentioned because it was the only thing remembered, or like, 'And then there was a talking dog. WTF?'

    Basically, it was the only thing worth remembering about that movie.

    Pretty much. I wonder if the reviewer who wrote "electrifying" was undergoing shock treatment at the local asylum and they just took his quote out of context.

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  • BigPointyTeethBigPointyTeeth run away! run away! MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I can't think of anything to say alongside this, so, here it is, jay leno and pat morita in a buddy cop movie
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_auekKc1580

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  • truck-a-saurastruck-a-sauras Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Amigu wrote: »
    I'm currently all about this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cZkfOzHsqI

    if you enjoyed that, then you MUST see

    Tokyo Gore Police - so awesome

    and somebody please post the trailer for ROBOGEISHA
    that trailer is full of fun

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    truck-a-sauras wrote: »
    Amigu wrote: »
    I'm currently all about this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cZkfOzHsqI

    if you enjoyed that, then you MUST see

    Tokyo Gore Police - so awesome

    and somebody please post the trailer for ROBOGEISHA
    that trailer is full of fun

    This movie is on Netflix right now...

    Should I...should I watch?

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I almost forgot.

    TEETH

    I haven't seen this yet, but I want to SO BAD

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  • RUNN1NGMANRUNN1NGMAN Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This thread should have a sub-thread that deals only with crappy PG-13 movies that HBO runs during the day. For instance I remember watching The Gate about 50 times when I was a kid, just because HBO decided they would play it every day. That movie was hilariously bad.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anything on Lifetime

    That channel is seriously terribad, especially the movies made specially for it

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The first crank was a genuinely good, over the top action movie

    The second crank I didn't like as much

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Anything on Lifetime

    That channel is seriously terribad, especially the movies made specially for it

    Basically...Lifetime has three different plots to their movies.

    Woman gets raped.

    Woman is about to get raped.

    Woman is in abusive relationship...where she will probably get raped at some point.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Anything on Lifetime

    That channel is seriously terribad, especially the movies made specially for it

    Basically...Lifetime has three different plots to their movies.

    Woman gets raped.

    Woman is about to get raped.

    Woman is in abusive relationship...where she will probably get raped at some point.

    Woman is a successful, career-minded individual, until she gets raped

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  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Pretty much the entire career of Fred "Hammer" Williamson. With special mention of the 80's italian post apocalyptic films "the new barbarians" and "bronx warriors" as well as "Black Cobra" which deserves credit due to the fact that it is almost 100% ripping off Sylvester Stallone's Cobra, except that he's black.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx_FS0DokLg

    Also the entire career of Don "the Dragon" Wilson. With particular mention of the awesomely bad "Bloodfist" series. Which I need to hunt up the last few on DVD some time...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p7PKBXc29o

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCQKXZx8OmQ

    Sooooo bad/fantastic

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    I almost forgot.

    TEETH

    I haven't seen this yet, but I want to SO BAD

    I've seen it, and I think it fits the "so bad it's good" mold pretty well. Also, I hadn't cringed that much since Hard Candy.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tomanta wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    I almost forgot.

    TEETH

    I haven't seen this yet, but I want to SO BAD

    I've seen it, and I think it fits the "so bad it's good" mold pretty well. Also, I hadn't cringed that much since Hard Candy.

    On a scale of 1-10, how many dicks get chomped off by her vag in this movie?

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Tomanta wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    I almost forgot.

    TEETH

    I haven't seen this yet, but I want to SO BAD

    I've seen it, and I think it fits the "so bad it's good" mold pretty well. Also, I hadn't cringed that much since Hard Candy.

    On a scale of 1-10, how many dicks get chomped off by her vag in this movie?

    I think it's 4

    Might be 5 though.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Anything on Lifetime

    That channel is seriously terribad, especially the movies made specially for it

    Basically...Lifetime has three different plots to their movies.

    Woman gets raped.

    Woman is about to get raped.

    Woman is in abusive relationship...where she will probably get raped at some point.

    Woman is a successful, career-minded individual, until she gets raped

    Guys, stop being idiots.

    You forgot Woman gets Breast Cancer and Woman faces religious zealots over having or performing abortions.

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  • truck-a-saurastruck-a-sauras Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    This movie is on Netflix right now...

    Should I...should I watch?

    if you liked F'ed up asian movies yes. to all 3.

    Robogeisha isn't available on netflix yet, but the trailer is awesome enough... I would post it, but firewalled at work.

    Machine Girl is good and some fun moments, but Tokyo Gore really takes the Gold medal. I really want my own sex slave gimp who has katanas for all 4 limbs.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Anything on Lifetime

    That channel is seriously terribad, especially the movies made specially for it

    Basically...Lifetime has three different plots to their movies.

    Woman gets raped.

    Woman is about to get raped.

    Woman is in abusive relationship...where she will probably get raped at some point.

    Woman is a successful, career-minded individual, until she gets raped

    Guys, stop being idiots.

    You forgot Woman gets Breast Cancer and Woman faces religious zealots over having or performing abortions.

    Don't forget the one where a woman is diagnosed with cancer and gets raped by her oncologist.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I will fully admit to loving Summer Of Sam.

    On a completely different note, allow me to present Black Belt Jones.

    The movie that grabs you and never lets go! Right On!

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    See, you young guys go for the easy ones and don't remember/never saw really bad movies. Ones, that despite being loved by critics, are mind-numbingly painful to watch.

    Like, The Natural.
    Or, Chariots of Fire.

    If you really want to go for "so bad it's good", then HERE I AM!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Another one in the line of Black Belt Jones is Black Samurai starring Jim Kelly. It was one of a pack of like 15 kung fu movies I got for 10 bucks. It's so bad. So so bad.

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    truck-a-sauras wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    This movie is on Netflix right now...

    Should I...should I watch?

    if you liked F'ed up asian movies yes. to all 3.

    Robogeisha isn't available on netflix yet, but the trailer is awesome enough... I would post it, but firewalled at work.

    Machine Girl is good and some fun moments, but Tokyo Gore really takes the Gold medal. I really want my own sex slave gimp who has katanas for all 4 limbs.

    Tokyo Gore Police may be the most ridiculous movie that I've ever seen. Especially the
    scene in that fetish club place. And the gigantic dick gun that immediately followed.

    Well worth watching just to say that you've done so.

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  • darkmayodarkmayo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    iguanacus wrote: »
    I submit 3 movies for your consideration
    Ice Pirates

    The Barbarians

    and one of my favorite movies

    Blood of Heroes

    ice pirates AND blood of heroes, So good I approve of your choices. Blood of Heroes is amazing.

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  • HavelockHavelock Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I saw Ice Pirates on starz or something once.

    It was hilariously bad, and the movie knew it and didn't care.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Somehow, Zardoz hasn't been mentioned here.
    Warning: You may never look at Sean Connery the same way again.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0

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  • HavelockHavelock Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I can't see that from my work, but is that the movie where Connery wears a giant red diaper or something? And then there's this bit about him sexing up a man-hating future matriarchal society or something to overthrow it?

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Havelock wrote: »
    I can't see that from my work, but is that the movie where Connery wears a giant red diaper or something? And then there's this bit about him sexing up a man-hating future matriarchal society or something to overthrow it?

    That's the one.

    It's got it's own TvTropes page, just so you can inflict this suffering upon yourself without actually watching the movie.

    The Gun is good.

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  • jeddy leejeddy lee Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I saw part of "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)" on sifi yesterday.

    I got a higher laugh:minute ratio than most television comedy shows.

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