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[BAD MOVIES]! Slab Bulkhead! Gristle McThornbody! Crunch Buttsteak! Big McLargeHuge!
The best part about juggers is that people in Germany are actually playing this game. Granted it's with padded gear, but still. Ahh, those crazy Germans.
I've never seen it, but I just wanted to be clear whether the dog was being mentioned because it was the only thing remembered, or like, 'And then there was a talking dog. WTF?'
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I've never seen it, but I just wanted to be clear whether the dog was being mentioned because it was the only thing remembered, or like, 'And then there was a talking dog. WTF?'
Basically, it was the only thing worth remembering about that movie.
I've never seen it, but I just wanted to be clear whether the dog was being mentioned because it was the only thing remembered, or like, 'And then there was a talking dog. WTF?'
Basically, it was the only thing worth remembering about that movie.
Pretty much. I wonder if the reviewer who wrote "electrifying" was undergoing shock treatment at the local asylum and they just took his quote out of context.
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This thread should have a sub-thread that deals only with crappy PG-13 movies that HBO runs during the day. For instance I remember watching The Gate about 50 times when I was a kid, just because HBO decided they would play it every day. That movie was hilariously bad.
Pretty much the entire career of Fred "Hammer" Williamson. With special mention of the 80's italian post apocalyptic films "the new barbarians" and "bronx warriors" as well as "Black Cobra" which deserves credit due to the fact that it is almost 100% ripping off Sylvester Stallone's Cobra, except that he's black.
Also the entire career of Don "the Dragon" Wilson. With particular mention of the awesomely bad "Bloodfist" series. Which I need to hunt up the last few on DVD some time...
Robogeisha isn't available on netflix yet, but the trailer is awesome enough... I would post it, but firewalled at work.
Machine Girl is good and some fun moments, but Tokyo Gore really takes the Gold medal. I really want my own sex slave gimp who has katanas for all 4 limbs.
See, you young guys go for the easy ones and don't remember/never saw really bad movies. Ones, that despite being loved by critics, are mind-numbingly painful to watch.
Another one in the line of Black Belt Jones is Black Samurai starring Jim Kelly. It was one of a pack of like 15 kung fu movies I got for 10 bucks. It's so bad. So so bad.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Robogeisha isn't available on netflix yet, but the trailer is awesome enough... I would post it, but firewalled at work.
Machine Girl is good and some fun moments, but Tokyo Gore really takes the Gold medal. I really want my own sex slave gimp who has katanas for all 4 limbs.
Tokyo Gore Police may be the most ridiculous movie that I've ever seen. Especially the
scene in that fetish club place. And the gigantic dick gun that immediately followed.
Well worth watching just to say that you've done so.
I can't see that from my work, but is that the movie where Connery wears a giant red diaper or something? And then there's this bit about him sexing up a man-hating future matriarchal society or something to overthrow it?
I can't see that from my work, but is that the movie where Connery wears a giant red diaper or something? And then there's this bit about him sexing up a man-hating future matriarchal society or something to overthrow it?
That's the one.
It's got it's own TvTropes page, just so you can inflict this suffering upon yourself without actually watching the movie.
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The Ice Pirates is an awesome movie!
Keanu Reeves chasing a squirrel chased by eyeballs.
I thought this movie was the shit when I was 17.
Wow, so many cheesy action movie moments.
"Cut the green wire!"
"You will choose one of them to die."
And of course:
"GET OFF MY PLANE!"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
yesssss
The only movie I've ever been to where people were walking out of the theater.
I take it you never went to Ultraviolet.
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I mean I'm not the type to say "...I want so and so amount of my life back..." but geez.
Basically, it was the only thing worth remembering about that movie.
Pretty much. I wonder if the reviewer who wrote "electrifying" was undergoing shock treatment at the local asylum and they just took his quote out of context.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_auekKc1580
if you enjoyed that, then you MUST see
Tokyo Gore Police - so awesome
and somebody please post the trailer for ROBOGEISHA
that trailer is full of fun
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This movie is on Netflix right now...
Should I...should I watch?
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I haven't seen this yet, but I want to SO BAD
That channel is seriously terribad, especially the movies made specially for it
The second crank I didn't like as much
Basically...Lifetime has three different plots to their movies.
Woman gets raped.
Woman is about to get raped.
Woman is in abusive relationship...where she will probably get raped at some point.
Woman is a successful, career-minded individual, until she gets raped
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx_FS0DokLg
Also the entire career of Don "the Dragon" Wilson. With particular mention of the awesomely bad "Bloodfist" series. Which I need to hunt up the last few on DVD some time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p7PKBXc29o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCQKXZx8OmQ
Sooooo bad/fantastic
I've seen it, and I think it fits the "so bad it's good" mold pretty well. Also, I hadn't cringed that much since Hard Candy.
On a scale of 1-10, how many dicks get chomped off by her vag in this movie?
I think it's 4
Might be 5 though.
Guys, stop being idiots.
You forgot Woman gets Breast Cancer and Woman faces religious zealots over having or performing abortions.
if you liked F'ed up asian movies yes. to all 3.
Robogeisha isn't available on netflix yet, but the trailer is awesome enough... I would post it, but firewalled at work.
Machine Girl is good and some fun moments, but Tokyo Gore really takes the Gold medal. I really want my own sex slave gimp who has katanas for all 4 limbs.
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Don't forget the one where a woman is diagnosed with cancer and gets raped by her oncologist.
On a completely different note, allow me to present Black Belt Jones.
The movie that grabs you and never lets go! Right On!
Like, The Natural.
Or, Chariots of Fire.
If you really want to go for "so bad it's good", then HERE I AM!
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Tokyo Gore Police may be the most ridiculous movie that I've ever seen. Especially the
Well worth watching just to say that you've done so.
ice pirates AND blood of heroes, So good I approve of your choices. Blood of Heroes is amazing.
It was hilariously bad, and the movie knew it and didn't care.
Warning: You may never look at Sean Connery the same way again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0
That's the one.
It's got it's own TvTropes page, just so you can inflict this suffering upon yourself without actually watching the movie.
The Gun is good.
I got a higher laugh:minute ratio than most television comedy shows.
PS2
FF X replay
PS3
God of War 1&2 HD
Rachet and Clank Future
MGS 4
Prince of Persia
360
Bayonetta
Fable 3
DS
FF: 4 heroes of light