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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    How to not build a turret in GA:

    ga-turretfail.jpg

    (Turrets have a firing arc. This one is staring at the crate.)

    What is GA?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Man, calling things orgasmic is like the new way of saying they are good. At the rate that hyperbole is expanding we are going to run out of meaningful intensifiers.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So today I was on my way to school. In a hurry, since I had to print something. I saw an open spot in a really primo location in front of the university, and went to stop so I could parallel park. This idiot girl behind me isn't stopping fast enough, so I end up nearly a full car-length ahead of where I wanted to be. She then proceeds to sit there watching my reverse lights and turn signal before upending her hand at me as if to say "dude wtf" until I rolled down my window and motioned for her to get the hell out of my way.

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Did Team Gizka finish KOTOR2 already?

    Or are they still working on that shit?

    I think they released part of the restoration. There were three separate projects, if I remember correctly.
    There are two (2) builds remaining until public release.
    1.0b11 will be released in the coming days to the beta testers and is considered Release Candidate 1.
    1.0b12 will be then be released as RC2.
    1.0c1 will be released publicly when all Block, Crash and Major bugs have been resolved from 1.0b12.

    Of course this is undated. Also, I don't understand any of the technical stuff.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I don't even really know or care what's happening in the AC storyline.

    Just that I get to climb some buildings and kill some mans.

    and thus we come to the real reason I don't play many video games

    because I am the exact opposite

    AC's gameplay is strong enough to overshadow any plot

    and the silly plot isn't that strongly there either

    most of the game, you're just working against the templars. Ezio's story is good.

    if they snipped all desmond parts it would be heaps better

    Pretty much.

    Ezio's story is pretty good because it's centralized to just AC2.

    Desmond's story, which spans the 2 games and will be in the 3rd game, is shit.

    Who cares

    Altair's story was good

    Ezio's was good

    pretty sure whoever you are in the third will be good

    desmond can fuck off. Go bang veronica mars and stop bothering us.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Did Team Gizka finish KOTOR2 already?

    Or are they still working on that shit?

    I think they released part of the restoration. There were three separate projects, if I remember correctly.
    There are two (2) builds remaining until public release.
    1.0b11 will be released in the coming days to the beta testers and is considered Release Candidate 1.
    1.0b12 will be then be released as RC2.
    1.0c1 will be released publicly when all Block, Crash and Major bugs have been resolved from 1.0b12.

    Of course this is undated. Also, I don't understand any of the technical stuff.

    I'm pretty sure that news was updated like 8 or 9 months ago.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    How to not build a turret in GA:

    ga-turretfail.jpg

    (Turrets have a firing arc. This one is staring at the crate.)

    What is GA?

    Looks like World of Warcraft to me.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Did Team Gizka finish KOTOR2 already?

    Or are they still working on that shit?

    I think they released part of the restoration. There were three separate projects, if I remember correctly.
    There are two (2) builds remaining until public release.
    1.0b11 will be released in the coming days to the beta testers and is considered Release Candidate 1.
    1.0b12 will be then be released as RC2.
    1.0c1 will be released publicly when all Block, Crash and Major bugs have been resolved from 1.0b12.

    Of course this is undated. Also, I don't understand any of the technical stuff.

    I'm pretty sure that news was updated like 8 or 9 months ago.

    I recall that at least one project was "finished", though it certainly isn't the whole restoration.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Who cares

    Altair's story was good

    Ezio's was good

    pretty sure whoever you are in the third will be good

    desmond can fuck off. Go bang veronica mars and stop bothering us.


    Who is Veronica Mars and why did you bring her up

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man, calling things orgasmic is like the new way of saying they are good. At the rate that hyperbole is expanding we are going to run out of meaningful intensifiers.

    We've already lost our only means of differentiating between common hyperbole and an unlikely but truthful statement of fact.

    Res on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    How to not build a turret in GA:

    ga-turretfail.jpg(Turrets have a firing arc. This one is staring at the crate.)

    What is GA?

    Looks like World of Warcraft to me.

    There is a distinct lack of characters or NPCs of the elven variety.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »

    How many sequels has Bioware actually done? They usually get Obsidian to take the sloppy seconds.

    You know I was thinking about that after writing it, BG 2? Was that them? Is that the only one? Which was more inclusive then BG 1 but did have a metric fuck ton of bugs too.

    Yeah, BG2 was Bioware.

    I still maintain that KotoR 2 was a good game. It just wasn't, you know, finished.

    Yeah I enjoyed it a lot up until that third act.

    Well, that gap where at the end where a third act might have been suitable anyways

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    How to not build a turret in GA:

    ga-turretfail.jpg

    (Turrets have a firing arc. This one is staring at the crate.)

    What is GA?

    Looks like World of Warcraft to me.

    Shut up! Do you want to summon Pony or something?!

    YEESH!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Who cares

    Altair's story was good

    Ezio's was good

    pretty sure whoever you are in the third will be good

    desmond can fuck off. Go bang veronica mars and stop bothering us.


    Who is Veronica Mars and why did you bring her up

    Voice actor for the chick Desmond is banging.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Who cares

    Altair's story was good

    Ezio's was good

    pretty sure whoever you are in the third will be good

    desmond can fuck off. Go bang veronica mars and stop bothering us.


    Who is Veronica Mars and why did you bring her up

    whatshername that gets you meet in abstergo

    her voice and face plays veronica mars in real life

    EDIT: Also wasn't GA supposed to be an fps? That looks like wow.

    EDIT EDIT: And shit. It looks like shit.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Heh, now that you mention it, that screenshot does remind me of World of Warcraft.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Did Team Gizka finish KOTOR2 already?

    Or are they still working on that shit?

    I think they released part of the restoration. There were three separate projects, if I remember correctly.
    There are two (2) builds remaining until public release.
    1.0b11 will be released in the coming days to the beta testers and is considered Release Candidate 1.
    1.0b12 will be then be released as RC2.
    1.0c1 will be released publicly when all Block, Crash and Major bugs have been resolved from 1.0b12.

    Of course this is undated. Also, I don't understand any of the technical stuff.

    I'm pretty sure that news was updated like 8 or 9 months ago.

    There's only one dude currently working on it right now and he only does it on occasion.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mass Effect is not here yet argle bargle

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    So, I picked up ME2 last night at midnight. When I got home, I was like, "Oh, I'll just play for an hour and then head to bed." Five hours later, I looked at my watch and said, "Oh fuck!" And then I noticed the pool of blood around my crotch from my dicks exploding in sheer joy.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    How to not build a turret in GA:

    ga-turretfail.jpg

    (Turrets have a firing arc. This one is staring at the crate.)

    What is GA?

    Looks like World of Warcraft to me.

    Shut up! Do you want to summon Pony or something?!

    YEESH!

    I like Pony.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wow. I was kind of tired.

    I had no clue where I was when I woke up. (Hint: I was in my own bed.)

    wazilla on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mass Effect is not here yet argle bargle

    It is sitting in my Xbox 360 right now.

    But I promised my friends I wouldn't play it without them.

    So...

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I seriously think the plot twists in the ac games are the worst part of the games, I mean its like they hired david lynch to write that part and told no one else on the writing staff what he was doing.

    Fuck David Lynch. I swear, a friend had me watch Blue Velvet and that was probably the worst film I have ever seen.

    Eh Twin Peaks was fantastic and really pioneering even though it did pretty much invent the American Serial Drama Death-Spiral (see also X-Files, Heroes, Lost, etc).

    Also Dune was visually amazing. And Wild at Heart was really something for its time. I would imagine that stacking up Blue Velvet with its contemporaries would show it to be pretty innovative and refreshing.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    And no GA was never going to be an FPS.

    Res on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Wow. I was kind of tired.

    I had no clue where I was when I woke up. (Hint: I was in my own bed.)

    Did you have like a cucumber shoved up an orifice or something?

    [tiny]

    It's an old mistake but damn it I like keeping this joke alive.

    [/tiny]

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I wanted to say it is obviously some kind of MMORPG but that purple/gold text just reminded me too much of WoW.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So, I picked up ME2 last night at midnight. When I got home, I was like, "Oh, I'll just play for an hour and then head to bed." Five hours later, I looked at my watch and said, "Oh fuck!" And then I noticed the pool of blood around my crotch from my dicks exploding in sheer joy.
    Some people play games with a bag of cheetos in their laps.

    For kakos, it's dicks.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    So, I picked up ME2 last night at midnight. When I got home, I was like, "Oh, I'll just play for an hour and then head to bed." Five hours later, I looked at my watch and said, "Oh fuck!" And then I noticed the pool of blood around my crotch from my dicks exploding in sheer joy.

    Spoiler that shit kakos

    when my dick explodes it is going to be so disappointing now

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    No cucumbers, but I am quite hungry.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Wow. I was kind of tired.

    I had no clue where I was when I woke up. (Hint: I was in my own bed.)

    so the febreeze did a good enough job at covering up the gasoline smell then?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just want to shove Shepard into G-Mod and have him make silly faces and talk like Jerry Lewis the whole game for some reason.

    "PRETTY LADY!!!!"

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Wow. I was kind of tired.

    I had no clue where I was when I woke up. (Hint: I was in my own bed.)

    so the febreeze did a good enough job at covering up the gasoline smell then?

    I just thought somebody changed my sheets.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mass Effect is not here yet argle bargle

    It is sitting in my Xbox 360 right now.

    But I promised my friends I wouldn't play it without them.

    So...

    Why would you do something like that?

    I'm gonna drop by WalMart and Fred Meyer (yuck to both) to see if they have ME2 today. This will require surpassing 2 likely issues: the first is that we rarely have games on release day in Juneau (but make exceptions for certain major releases so...) and the second is I'm at work all day so who knows if there will even be any copies left.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Res wrote: »
    And no GA was never going to be an FPS.

    These people lied to me.

    EDIT: Okay, third person shooter. But I was told it would be a shooter.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So apparently Kristen Stewart makes out with Dakota Fanning in some movie.

    Which reminded me kind of like a lesbian Lolita. I mean Kristen Stewart ISN'T 45 or anything but on a bad day she sure does look like it.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    So apparently Kristen Stewart makes out with Dakota Fanning in some movie.

    Which reminded me kind of like a lesbian Lolita. I mean Kristen Stewart ISN'T 45 or anything but on a bad day she sure does look like it.

    Isn't Dakota Fanning like... 9?

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Guys! Guys! Hakkes is going to get her box munched!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey guys remember when Halo was gonna be a third person multiplayer game with persistent worlds and would debut on the MAC?

    HAHAHA that's some crazy shit.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I watched some Global Agenda trailers and it looked so choppy and imprecise that I couldn't imagine myself playing it.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Guys! Guys! Hakkes is going to get her box munched!

    I don't remember offering to do that...

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