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    miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Oden wrote:
    Cricket is like Baseball except it is actually entertaining.
    That's Cold Oden..

    In other news they are now 4 wickets down

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys quit talking about Harry Potter it's for fucking kids and housewives for fuck sake.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oden wrote:
    Cricket is like Baseball except it is actually entertaining.
    What cricket are you watching?


    Naked female cricket?

    Cause that's not cricket. That's porn.


    And it's an addiction you can get help for with that site.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Foreign films are absent for some reason.

    Strange.

    Edit: I found one!

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    There's nudity in The Big Lebowski?


    ...


    The woman on the trampoline? That's pretty fucking late in the movie. A guy went through all of that, then ran out of the theatre pissing his pants at the sight of a pair of titties?

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tits are frightning dude. I don't know if you've ever seen a pair, but they'll send you packing, I promise you.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    uglytits.jpg

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hmmm. This website has like 25 fucking pages, sections rather for Passion of the Christ. What a surprise.

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    SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    that site wrote:
    The Big Lebowski has an "R" rating for good reason. In this reviewers opinion, it is not as offensive as Fargo because of the laid-back style. There is one character in this movie, a warped bowler name Jesus, that will be likely to offend Christians.

    Yeah, no one else gets to use that name. Ever. Especially not perverts.

    Someone tell Latin America.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    SmokingGun wrote:
    that site wrote:
    The Big Lebowski has an "R" rating for good reason. In this reviewers opinion, it is not as offensive as Fargo because of the laid-back style. There is one character in this movie, a warped bowler name Jesus, that will be likely to offend Christians.

    Yeah, no one else gets to use that name. Ever. Especially not perverts.

    Someone tell Latin America.

    Yeah his name is the offensive part, not the pederasty or threats of sodomy with a handgun

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    pederastacular

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    pederastantinople

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    pederast starfighter

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    pederast thing you do

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    When I was in Mexico a guy named Jesus ripped us off on our cab ride.


    EDIT: OOps sorry Whippy

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    s'aight

    i was done anyways

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    pederast action hero

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    pederast of the mohicans

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    pederast of the mohicans

    I'm still laughing.

    This post has earned you one free lapdance.

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    enjoy

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    MendozaMendoza Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    cops tryin' to catch her ridin' dirty

    up the wheelchair ramp

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you know what? these guys are heroes. watching these sinful movies. subjecting their families to this hedonist filth. sure they have to flood their and their children's senses with droppings from satan's ass, but they do it to review these movies for the Lord.










    but, uh, what exactly were they expecting from Snakes on a Plane? a good old-fashioned faith-based barn-raiser?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    So... what happens next? He fixes the cable?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I never realized that bowling was a Christian activity. Great, now I can't bowl or celebrate Christmas. Thanks a lot Christians! :x

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    GOJIRA!GOJIRA! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    I never realized that bowling was a Christian activity. Great, now I can't bowl or celebrate Christmas. Thanks a lot Christians! :x


    No Skydiving either


    You fucking heathen.

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    "We are cursed," said Iyad Sarraj, a Gaza psychiatrist and a human rights activist. "Our leaders are either Israeli collaborators, asses, or mentally unstable."
    Sounds vaguely familiar...
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    I never realized that bowling was a Christian activity. Great, now I can't bowl or celebrate Christmas. Thanks a lot Christians! :x

    Take that heathen

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My external hard drive had 75 gigs of free space when I went to bed last night.

    I ran the scan-disk utility because it was acting funny.

    When I woke up it had 0 bytes of free space.

    What the fuck?

    I done got myself a virus.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    My external hard drive had 75 gigs of free space when I went to bed last night.

    I ran the scan-disk utility because it was acting funny.

    When I woke up it had 0 bytes of free space.

    What the fuck?

    I done got myself a virus.

    Take your computer to the free clinic. I think its been sleeping around the internets on you.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    My external hard drive had 75 gigs of free space when I went to bed last night.

    I ran the scan-disk utility because it was acting funny.

    When I woke up it had 0 bytes of free space.

    What the fuck?

    I done got myself a virus.

    Maybe you've found the motherlode, self-replicating, intelligent porn that dowloads itself for your pleasure.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    Maybe you've found the motherlode, self-replicating, intelligent porn that dowloads itself for your pleasure.

    That would be so fucking sweet.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I wish I were a nihilist. I'd like it much better.

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    april__29april__29 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    this is superb, i scored a big fat 0, must go back and read the bible more i reckons

    http://christiananswers.net/dinosaurs/dinoquiz.html

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    * Abrupt appearance of animals. All the different, basic kinds of animals appear abruptly and fully functional in the strata - with no proof of ancestors. "Evolution requires intermediate forms between species and paleontology does not provide them." (David Kitts, paleontologist and Evolutionist) Darwin was embarrassed by the fossil record. It contains no proof for macroevolution of animals.
    * Plants appear abruptly, too. Evolutionist Edred J.H. Corner: "… I still think that to the unprejudiced, the fossil record of plants is in favor of special creation." (Evolution in Contemporary Thought, 1961, p.97) Scientists have been unable to find an Evolutionary history (beginning to end) for even one group of modern plants.
    * Animals unchanged. Contrary to common belief, most fossils are not of extinct types of animals. Most fossils are very similar (and often totally identical) to creatures living today. It is said there are many more living species of animals than there are types known only as fossils. If Evolution is true, one may wonder why the case is not just the reverse! Evolutionary history is supposed to be filled with temporary, intermediate stages of Evolution, from amoeba to man.
    * Sufficient fossils. There is a continuing lack of evidence for Evolution despite an enormous number of fossils. Although scientists will continue to discover new varieties of fossil animals and plants, it is generally agreed that the millions of fossils already discovered (and the sediments already explored) provide a reliable indication of which way the evidence is going. That is, there will continue to be little or no fossil evidence found to support Evolutionism.
    * Fast strata formation. There is increasing evidence that many sedimentary rocks, which some thought took thousands or millions of years to accumulate, almost certainly were deposited in only months, days, hours, or minutes.
    * Rapid coal formation. The old Evolutionary theory about coal forming in swamps is wrong. There is increasing evidence that massive coal deposits were formed in deep flood waters. Various coal layers in the U.S. consist mainly of sheets of tree bark abraded from huge masses of uprooted trees. The bark layers were buried in mud and carbonized into coal. Coal formation is relatively quick when heat is applied.
    * Fossilization requires very special conditions. Dinosaur and other fossils could not have formed in the way suggested by most Evolutionary books. Animals almost never fossilize unless they are buried quickly and deeply - before scavengers, bacteria and erosion reduce them to dust. Such conditions are highly unusual. In almost all cases, the very existence of the fossils, in the types and numbers discovered, strongly indicates catastrophic conditions were involved in their burial and preservation. Without such conditions, there seems to be no plausible way to explain their existence. Huge dinosaurs, huge schools of fish, and many diverse animals are found entombed by massive muddy sediments which hardened into rock. Almost all fossils are found in water-laid sediments.
    * Wrong order for evolution. It has been reported that "80 to 85% of Earth's land surface does not have even 3 geologic periods appearing in 'correct' consecutive order" for Evolution.

    So much stupid...


    So very much...

    Stupid...


    My mind. Its melting, its being surronded by stupid.

    And these people want that taught in schools.

    THEY WANT IT TAUGHT IN SCIENCE CLASSES

    THEY WANT IT TSUGJBDSAGUJKAGB ASDVADSFVLJDFB VDSFV WERFDNVDFvwDFBNVdsfjlb dwfb wfd ................

    :: hemmorage ::

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    * Sufficient fossils. There is a continuing lack of evidence for Evolution despite an enormous number of fossils. Although scientists will continue to discover new varieties of fossil animals and plants, it is generally agreed that the millions of fossils already discovered (and the sediments already explored) provide a reliable indication of which way the evidence is going. That is, there will continue to be little or no fossil evidence found to support Evolutionism.

    o_O

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    I wish I were a nihilist. I'd like it much better.

    Actually, you wouldn't really.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    I wish I were a nihilist. I'd like it much better.

    Actually, you wouldn't really.

    No, I'm pretty sure I'd really enjoy being a nihilist. It would be fun.

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    Fission MailedFission Mailed Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The video game reviews are awesome.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    I wish I were a nihilist. I'd like it much better.

    Actually, you wouldn't really.

    No, I'm pretty sure I'd really enjoy being a nihilist. It would be fun.
    are you being ironic?

    EDIT: that website is fake guys
    it's gotta be

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    THAC0THAC0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Evolutionism

    :?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    I wish I were a nihilist. I'd like it much better.

    Actually, you wouldn't really.

    No, I'm pretty sure I'd really enjoy being a nihilist. It would be fun.
    are you being ironic?

    EDIT: that website is fake guys
    it's gotta be
    I'm attempting to be humorous, yes.

    Man, give me a break, it's been a really long day.

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    PlaymobilPlaymobil Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    EDIT: that website is fake guys
    it's gotta be

    I don't know man. I've met enough people who think like that. It wouldn't surprise me if it was real.

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