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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Cuz insects are icky

    i was trying to formulate a commentary based on the fact that a race with an exoskeleton, hive mind, and other insect-like features is the exact opposite of human biology

    but that works as well

    Works too

    but are Borg as alien as insectoids?

    similar biology but hive mind mentality

    could be a nice counterpoint.

    I was actually thinking of them when I typed that. I was specifically thinking about more outwardly robotic things (Like...transformers?) but robots go either way and more often than not just want to be human.

    Insectoid races are rarely ever 'good guys'

    Arch on
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    People that don't shower every day are gross.

    You're gross.

    People talk about you behind your back.

    They talk about how awesome I am and how rugged I look.

    Until they get close to you.

    Then they're firmly in the grips of my animal magnetism.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong For Workgroups Version 3.11 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    How is cold weather an excuse for not showering?

    IT IS NOT THE 1700S. WE HAVE HEATED WATER AND HEATED HOMES.
    It would be unreasonably expensive to have the thermostat in my apartment set such that my bathroom would be warm enough to be comfortable while wet and naked.

    Of course I just use a space heater and risk electrocution instead of gettin' all nasty.

    The heat from the water that lingers in the bathroom is enough for me to dry off and throw on underwear.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I spend alot of the time in the shower, but half an hour is a little long.

    I only do that when I'm very hungover, or still drunk when I wake up. Alot of time spent in the fetal position in the shower.

    EDIT: HIVE MINDS ARE NOT INSECTOID ARGHGHGHALRGL

    Yes, they actually are.

    lots of new research is showing that social insects behave as a collective "super organism" in a manner similar to other colonial invertebrates such as siphonophores

    Arch on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    WHY IS NO ONE BUYING THE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES?!

    JustinSane07 on
  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    Your signature implies a lack of showering and the distinct smell of cheetos about you, GPIA.

    Fffff.

    Touche, salesman.

    Seriously man.

    Move on.

    Look at your /played and realize the other stuff you could have been doing!

    Where's Variable? I need help converting this one.

    It's ok. I've got an addon that says exactly what my total /played is among all characters.

    Given that it's in a 5-year period, it's... managable. Not flattering, but certainly understandable.

    Girlfriend plays, too, so I'm safe on that part.

    GPIA7R on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Not the same, but I don't get people who work an 8-5 job but won't shower in the morning.

    I work with two people who shower the night before, and then just get up and come to work. They brush their teeth and whatnot in the morning, but no AM shower? Ugh.
    When I had long hair I did this because I could just let my hair dry overnight and not have to futz around with a dryer.

    Bama on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    How is cold weather an excuse for not showering?

    IT IS NOT THE 1700S. WE HAVE HEATED WATER AND HEATED HOMES.
    It would be unreasonably expensive to have the thermostat in my apartment set such that my bathroom would be warm enough to be comfortable while wet and naked.

    Of course I just use a space heater and risk electrocution instead of gettin' all nasty.

    The heat from the water that lingers in the bathroom is enough for me to dry off and throw on underwear.
    You said "heated homes," not "well-insulated bathrooms."

    Bama on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I haven't shaved in like a week

    I should do that

    I have to shave daily now which is odd after I spent a few months growing a beard.

    Thomamelas on
  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Not the same, but I don't get people who work an 8-5 job but won't shower in the morning.

    I work with two people who shower the night before, and then just get up and come to work. They brush their teeth and whatnot in the morning, but no AM shower? Ugh.
    When I had long hair I did this because I could just let my hair dry overnight and not have to futz around with a dryer.
    I can see that, but these guys have hair like me. Maybe a quarter-inch long.

    iTunesIsEvil on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    Your signature implies a lack of showering and the distinct smell of cheetos about you, GPIA.

    Fffff.

    Touche, salesman.

    Seriously man.

    Move on.

    Look at your /played and realize the other stuff you could have been doing!

    Where's Variable? I need help converting this one.

    It's ok. I've got an addon that says exactly what my total /played is among all characters.

    Given that it's in a 5-year period, it's... managable. Not flattering, but certainly understandable.

    Girlfriend plays, too, so I'm safe on that part.

    There are other things youand your girlfriend could be doing besides fucking in the deep run tram!

    Like...

    Fucking in your bed!

    Fucking on the sofa!

    Fucking on the kitchen table!

    Fucking on the floor!

    Fucking in the shower!

    Fucking on the back porch!

    Fucking on the roof!

    Going to the zoo and watching the animals fuck!

    JustinSane07 on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong For Workgroups Version 3.11 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    WHY IS NO ONE BUYING THE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES?!

    Too expensive for a useless impulse buy.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    WHY IS NO ONE BUYING THE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES?!
    I prefer X-ray specs

    I can see ladies naked

    Elendil on
  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    How is cold weather an excuse for not showering?

    IT IS NOT THE 1700S. WE HAVE HEATED WATER AND HEATED HOMES.
    It would be unreasonably expensive to have the thermostat in my apartment set such that my bathroom would be warm enough to be comfortable while wet and naked.

    Of course I just use a space heater and risk electrocution instead of gettin' all nasty.

    The heat from the water that lingers in the bathroom is enough for me to dry off and throw on underwear.
    You said "heated homes," not "well-insulated bathrooms."

    Before you get in the shower, throw your underwear/pants/t-shirt/overshirt in the dryer. Then look forward to the hot sex that you'll be wearing once you get out.

    GPIA7R on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Are you trying to kill us with letters, Inqui? With a letterslide, so to speak?

    Haphazard on
  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    Your signature implies a lack of showering and the distinct smell of cheetos about you, GPIA.

    Fffff.

    Touche, salesman.

    Seriously man.

    Move on.

    Look at your /played and realize the other stuff you could have been doing!

    Where's Variable? I need help converting this one.

    It's ok. I've got an addon that says exactly what my total /played is among all characters.

    Given that it's in a 5-year period, it's... managable. Not flattering, but certainly understandable.

    Girlfriend plays, too, so I'm safe on that part.

    There are other things youand your girlfriend could be doing besides fucking in the deep run tram!

    Like...

    Fucking in your bed!

    Fucking on the sofa!

    Fucking on the kitchen table!

    Fucking on the floor!

    Fucking in the shower!

    Fucking on the back porch!

    Fucking on the roof!

    Going to the zoo and watching the animals fuck!

    Sir, you have opened my eyes to a whole new world. Screw gnome rogues and human paladins!

    'Tang's where it's at.

    GPIA7R on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010

    There are other things youand your girlfriend could be doing besides fucking in the deep run tram!

    Like...

    Fucking in your bed!

    Fucking on the sofa!

    Fucking on the kitchen table!

    Fucking on the floor!

    Fucking in the shower!

    Fucking on the back porch!

    Fucking on the roof!

    Going to the zoo and watching the animals fuck!

    It's been a while for you, hasn't it?

    Thomamelas on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    Your signature implies a lack of showering and the distinct smell of cheetos about you, GPIA.

    Fffff.

    Touche, salesman.

    Seriously man.

    Move on.

    Look at your /played and realize the other stuff you could have been doing!

    Where's Variable? I need help converting this one.

    It's ok. I've got an addon that says exactly what my total /played is among all characters.

    Given that it's in a 5-year period, it's... managable. Not flattering, but certainly understandable.

    Girlfriend plays, too, so I'm safe on that part.

    There are other things youand your girlfriend could be doing besides fucking in the deep run tram!

    Like...

    Fucking in your bed!

    Fucking on the sofa!

    Fucking on the kitchen table!

    Fucking on the floor!

    Fucking in the shower!

    Fucking on the back porch!

    Fucking on the roof!

    Going to the zoo and watching the animals fuck!

    Sir, you have opened my eyes to a whole new world. Screw gnome rogues and human paladins!

    'Tang's where it's at.

    tang-orange.jpg

    :?:

    Arch on
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh sex.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    He's been spending a lot of time at the zoo lately.

    Waiting.

    Watching for his opportunity.

    iTunesIsEvil on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Arch wrote: »

    tang-orange.jpg

    :?:

    Astronauts get all of the tang.

    Thomamelas on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    He's been spending a lot of time at the zoo lately.

    Waiting.

    Watching for his opportunity.

    Their necks, so slender.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    He's been spending a lot of time at the zoo lately.

    Waiting.

    Watching for his opportunity.

    Their necks, so slender.
    :lol:

    iTunesIsEvil on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    He's been spending a lot of time at the zoo lately.

    Waiting.

    Watching for his opportunity.

    Their necks, so slender.

    :winky:

    moniker on
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm really craving sushi right now.

    themightypuck on
    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm hungry

    I should get food

    Elendil on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    We needed to come up with a design to be printed on the small tissue sheets we use at work to grab product for customers.

    Professional designer: $200 (and we would be supplying the art, even)

    Me: 5 minutes in Photoshop.


    I think I'm in the wrong line of work.

    matt has a problem on
    nibXTE7.png
  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm really craving sushi right now.

    http://twitpic.com/z2xtd ??? Sorry can't link as a static img/embedded.

    GPIA7R on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    On the other hand there are people in that thread who are clearly germaphobes who use the word bacteria like a four letter word.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    WHY IS NO ONE BUYING THE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES?!
    I prefer X-ray specs

    I can see ladies naked

    those sexy sexy skeletons

    nexuscrawler on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    On the other hand there are people in that thread who are clearly germaphobes who use the word bacteria like a four letter word.

    I already know that from the shower pissing discussion.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    On the other hand there are people in that thread who are clearly germaphobes who use the word bacteria like a four letter word.
    "germ" is the root word in "germany"

    germany gave us hitler

    coincidence?

    Bama on
  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    On the other hand there are people in that thread who are clearly germaphobes who use the word bacteria like a four letter word.

    Germophobe/Mysophobe... we're all the same. I'm pretty severe. Can't touch lots of things... But it's not exactly something I want help with.

    Showering has nothing to do with my mysophobia, though. I shower because I feel disguisting and sticky and oily and greasy and shitty if I don't.

    GPIA7R on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    WHY IS NO ONE BUYING THE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES?!
    I prefer X-ray specs

    I can see ladies naked

    those sexy sexy skeletons

    They have boring jobs, just standing around in doctor's surgeries.

    Haphazard on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    On the other hand there are people in that thread who are clearly germaphobes who use the word bacteria like a four letter word.
    "germ" is the root word in "germany"

    germany gave us hitler

    coincidence?

    Fighting words!
    He was Austrian, after all!

    Haphazard on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Did I say you GPIA? No I didn't you silly goose.

    But one person in particular in that thread I could see freaking out if you told him people have bacteria in their stomach and try to bleach their intestines.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    He was Austrian, after all!
    yes, that was the point at which my argument fell apart

    Bama on
  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Did I say you GPIA? No I didn't you silly goose.

    But one person in particular in that thread I could see freaking out if you told him people have bacteria in their stomach and try to bleach their intestines.

    No, but I was just joining in on the [chatting].

    GPIA7R on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    He was Austrian, after all!
    yes, that was the point at which my argument fell apart

    :P

    Haphazard on
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I should have made a new years resolution of no more sex with exes. But then again, that would be like resolving to have no sex at all. For a year.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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