I rented DMC4. All I remember is I was in a church, then suddenly an ice path, then a town on fire, and I had no idea why.
That sounds like the demo, which was misordered and had no cutscenes for context.
But yeah, DMC is not a series you think hard about. You kill things and watch dudes kill dudes with cue balls in slow motion while eating pizza and surfing on still other dudes.
I think the worst thing in this game (and it's only a problem the first time through) is that some of the cutscenes are just long and mostly boring conversations. Especially near the beginning of the game. You've just had a small taste of the game when the first level ends then it's bla bla bla bla bla, boring nonsense, bla bla bla bla.
Otherwise the game is awesome. I just skip all cutscenes that involve people chatting about silly things.
If you do that, you'll miss out all the ultra funny Cereza cuteness.
I think the worst thing in this game (and it's only a problem the first time through) is that some of the cutscenes are just long and mostly boring conversations. Especially near the beginning of the game. You've just had a small taste of the game when the first level ends then it's bla bla bla bla bla, boring nonsense, bla bla bla bla.
Otherwise the game is awesome. I just skip all cutscenes that involve people chatting about silly things.
If you do that, you'll miss out all the ultra funny Cereza cuteness.
You definitely have to watch the cutscenes at least the first time through. You never know when something crazy will happen.
This game is fucking terrible, Bayonetta has got ot be the most unnatractive videogame character in the history of mankind. I seriously expected better from the guy that created VIEWTIFUL JOE.
I'll admit that guns on shoes is awesome though...
This game is fucking terrible, Bayonetta has got ot be the most unnatractive videogame character in the history of mankind. I seriously expected better from the guy that created VIEWTIFUL JOE.
I'll admit that guns on shoes is awesome though...
Hahahaahahhahaha!!!
Most unattractive? Wow. You must have a really, really unreachable bar of attractiveness. Jesus.
This game is fucking terrible, Bayonetta has got ot be the most unnatractive videogame character in the history of mankind. I seriously expected better from the guy that created VIEWTIFUL JOE.
I'll admit that guns on shoes is awesome though...
Hahahaahahhahaha!!!
Most unattractive? Wow. You must have a really, really unreachable bar of attractiveness. Jesus.
Maybe he's referring to Bayonetta's alien proportions? I mean she is something like 12 heads tall.
This game is fucking terrible, Bayonetta has got ot be the most unnatractive videogame character in the history of mankind. I seriously expected better from the guy that created VIEWTIFUL JOE.
I'll admit that guns on shoes is awesome though...
Hahahaahahhahaha!!!
Most unattractive? Wow. You must have a really, really unreachable bar of attractiveness. Jesus.
Maybe he's referring to Bayonetta's alien proportions? I mean she is something like 12 heads tall.
You guys realize that she is not THAT tall? Cause she is as tall as Luka. You can see it in the cutscenes.
And Rodin is taller than both of them. So either she lives in a world where EVERYONE is super tall compared to us,but she is normal to everyone else OR she is not all that tall.
Either way, who cares? Look at ANY video game. Do you know anyone that looks like the guys from Gears? Master Chief towers over the soldiers around him. Mario's been overweight for 30 years and hasn't had a heart attack yet.
This game is fucking terrible, Bayonetta has got ot be the most unnatractive videogame character in the history of mankind. I seriously expected better from the guy that created VIEWTIFUL JOE.
I'll admit that guns on shoes is awesome though...
Hahahaahahhahaha!!!
Most unattractive? Wow. You must have a really, really unreachable bar of attractiveness. Jesus.
Maybe he's referring to Bayonetta's alien proportions? I mean she is something like 12 heads tall.
You guys realize that she is not THAT tall? Cause she is as tall as Luka. You can see it in the cutscenes.
And Rodin is taller than both of them. So either she lives in a world where EVERYONE is super tall compared to us,but she is normal to everyone else OR she is not all that tall.
no, she's fucking huge
she towers over the silhouette people you see in the city
and it makes sense for rodin to be an intimidating dude, since he's not a normal person
rather he's the fucking devil - the devil, not a devil
bayonetta is stylized, yes, but anyone who calls her unattractive is perfectly justified in doing so, since she resembles a human being just enough to set off someone's "primal terror" alarms
Maybe he's referring to Bayonetta's alien proportions? I mean she is something like 12 heads tall.
You guys realize that she is not THAT tall? Cause she is as tall as Luka. You can see it in the cutscenes.
And Rodin is taller than both of them. So either she lives in a world where EVERYONE is super tall compared to us,but she is normal to everyone else OR she is not all that tall.
You are aware of how artists measure proportion by describing characters as "X heads tall", right? It's not about her height in an absolute sense, it's about the ratio of her head to the rest of her body.
For example, when reading comics, normal people top out about 6 heads high. Superheroes can be as much as 7 or 8, while roly-poly characters (e.g. The Thing) can be as few as 4 heads high. Bayonetta is 11 heads high; [strike]it's not an example of a healthy human being[/strike] it's a super-humanly sexy proportion.
Okay, after noticing the pattern, this is going to bug me. What were the "C" enemies supposed to be? The entire game introduces enemy models in alphabetical order. You have the three generic angels, all with A names, then the B giants, the D cherub heads, the E wheels, the F cats, and so on up to the Kinships. So why the gap for C? What got cut? Does anyone know?
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Okay, after noticing the pattern, this is going to bug me. What were the "C" enemies supposed to be? The entire game introduces enemy models in alphabetical order. You have the three generic angels, all with A names, then the B giants, the D cherub heads, the E wheels, the F cats, and so on up to the Kinships. So why the gap for C? What got cut? Does anyone know?
Bayonetta kicked the Alphabet's ass so hard that it can't get its letters straight.
As for Bayonetta's appearance, really? Really? You see Marcus Fenix and all these stylized macho men but can't take the opposite gender being stylized? And would you rather have the anime look that seems to be what every fucking female character has (barring the absurd legs Bayonetta's proportions are somewhat sane and she doesn't have a giant bobble head and giant eyes).
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She’s like a stick insect with a big ass. Stylised.
I’ve never understood the Gears of War argument. Those dudes look pretty damn freaky too. In fact, when I first played it I genuinely thought the designs were a joke about how gruff and over muscled videogame characters can be. I’d probably find them freakier if they had tiny, tiny heads and really long legs.
I'd still hit it. (Though I find it funny that to the guys in this thread: Tall girls are ugly, no matter what.)
Now onto the actual game part: Can anyone tell me how the hell I catch some of these crows? I see them in the distance and when I get within a few feet of them they always fly away. I try jumping at them, but it doesn't seem to help. Tips plox?
Okay, after noticing the pattern, this is going to bug me. What were the "C" enemies supposed to be? The entire game introduces enemy models in alphabetical order. You have the three generic angels, all with A names, then the B giants, the D cherub heads, the E wheels, the F cats, and so on up to the Kinships. So why the gap for C? What got cut? Does anyone know?
Bayonetta kicked the Alphabet's ass so hard that it can't get its letters straight.
I can't be the only person so A-type to worry this. It's such an obvious, complete pattern except for that one letter. What would it be? Caring? Compassion? Courage?
As for the ravens, they get easier after level 5 when you can change into another form to move faster. Beyond that, it seems to be a matter of luck, pushing the button at exactly the right time, and possibly not starting the transformation until you're relatively close so you can use the initial burst of energy to your advantage.
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Okay, after noticing the pattern, this is going to bug me. What were the "C" enemies supposed to be? The entire game introduces enemy models in alphabetical order. You have the three generic angels, all with A names, then the B giants, the D cherub heads, the E wheels, the F cats, and so on up to the Kinships. So why the gap for C? What got cut? Does anyone know?
Bayonetta kicked the Alphabet's ass so hard that it can't get its letters straight.
As for Bayonetta's appearance, really? Really? You see Marcus Fenix and all these stylized macho men but can't take the opposite gender being stylized? And would you rather have the anime look that seems to be what every fucking female character has (barring the absurd legs Bayonetta's proportions are somewhat sane and she doesn't have a giant bobble head and giant eyes).
Exactly. Bayonetta's a very stylized character, not wank material.
I'd still hit it. (Though I find it funny that to the guys in this thread: Tall girls are ugly, no matter what.)
Now onto the actual game part: Can anyone tell me how the hell I catch some of these crows? I see them in the distance and when I get within a few feet of them they always fly away. I try jumping at them, but it doesn't seem to help. Tips plox?
I didn't say anything about being ugly. Where'd you get that from?
I used panther form and double jumping in panther form to grab one or two that were being a real bitch. It took multiple tries for one.
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I'd still hit it. (Though I find it funny that to the guys in this thread: Tall girls are ugly, no matter what.)
Now onto the actual game part: Can anyone tell me how the hell I catch some of these crows? I see them in the distance and when I get within a few feet of them they always fly away. I try jumping at them, but it doesn't seem to help. Tips plox?
I didn't say anything about being ugly. Where'd you get that from?
I used panther form and double jumping in panther form to grab one or two that were being a real bitch. It took multiple tries for one.
You know me Morninglord. Take one thing, blow it up to ridiculous proportions.
Glad to know I'm not the only one having trouble getting them. I thought I was doing something wrong.
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I'd still hit it. (Though I find it funny that to the guys in this thread: Tall girls are ugly, no matter what.)
Now onto the actual game part: Can anyone tell me how the hell I catch some of these crows? I see them in the distance and when I get within a few feet of them they always fly away. I try jumping at them, but it doesn't seem to help. Tips plox?
I didn't say anything about being ugly. Where'd you get that from?
I used panther form and double jumping in panther form to grab one or two that were being a real bitch. It took multiple tries for one.
You know me Morninglord. Take one thing, blow it up to ridiculous proportions.
Glad to know I'm not the only one having trouble getting them. I thought I was doing something wrong.
I think the developers beat you to that one. Hey-oh!
I'd still hit it. (Though I find it funny that to the guys in this thread: Tall girls are ugly, no matter what.)
Now onto the actual game part: Can anyone tell me how the hell I catch some of these crows? I see them in the distance and when I get within a few feet of them they always fly away. I try jumping at them, but it doesn't seem to help. Tips plox?
I didn't say anything about being ugly. Where'd you get that from?
I used panther form and double jumping in panther form to grab one or two that were being a real bitch. It took multiple tries for one.
You know me Morninglord. Take one thing, blow it up to ridiculous proportions.
Glad to know I'm not the only one having trouble getting them. I thought I was doing something wrong.
I think the developers beat you to that one. Hey-oh!
This game is fucking terrible, Bayonetta has got ot be the most unnatractive videogame character in the history of mankind. I seriously expected better from the guy that created VIEWTIFUL JOE.
I'll admit that guns on shoes is awesome though...
Hahahaahahhahaha!!!
Most unattractive? Wow. You must have a really, really unreachable bar of attractiveness. Jesus.
Maybe he's referring to Bayonetta's alien proportions? I mean she is something like 12 heads tall.
You guys realize that she is not THAT tall? Cause she is as tall as Luka. You can see it in the cutscenes.
And Rodin is taller than both of them. So either she lives in a world where EVERYONE is super tall compared to us,but she is normal to everyone else OR she is not all that tall.
no, she's fucking huge
she towers over the silhouette people you see in the city
and it makes sense for rodin to be an intimidating dude, since he's not a normal person
rather he's the fucking devil - the devil, not a devil
bayonetta is stylized, yes, but anyone who calls her unattractive is perfectly justified in doing so, since she resembles a human being just enough to set off someone's "primal terror" alarms
Rodin is not anything in that spoiler.
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I'd still hit it. (Though I find it funny that to the guys in this thread: Tall girls are ugly, no matter what.)
I have not seen anyone express that opinion. My criticism is that she has a tiny head in proportion to the rest of her body.
I actually think she's adorable aside from that. The glasses-plus-mole-sexy-librarian thing isn't something you often see in heroines.
Now onto the actual game part: Can anyone tell me how the hell I catch some of these crows? I see them in the distance and when I get within a few feet of them they always fly away. I try jumping at them, but it doesn't seem to help. Tips plox?
This game is fucking terrible, Bayonetta has got ot be the most unnatractive videogame character in the history of mankind. I seriously expected better from the guy that created VIEWTIFUL JOE.
I'll admit that guns on shoes is awesome though...
Hahahaahahhahaha!!!
Most unattractive? Wow. You must have a really, really unreachable bar of attractiveness. Jesus.
Maybe he's referring to Bayonetta's alien proportions? I mean she is something like 12 heads tall.
You guys realize that she is not THAT tall? Cause she is as tall as Luka. You can see it in the cutscenes.
And Rodin is taller than both of them. So either she lives in a world where EVERYONE is super tall compared to us,but she is normal to everyone else OR she is not all that tall.
no, she's fucking huge
she towers over the silhouette people you see in the city
and it makes sense for rodin to be an intimidating dude, since he's not a normal person
rather he's the fucking devil - the devil, not a devil
bayonetta is stylized, yes, but anyone who calls her unattractive is perfectly justified in doing so, since she resembles a human being just enough to set off someone's "primal terror" alarms
Rodin is not anything in that spoiler.
That is correct.
Real spoiler about Rodin.
Rodin is a Lumen sage who was killed and dragged to hell. It's a decent curveball, and actually explains why he needs Halo's to revert back to his true form. Although I would have much rather had a fight with the devil
Yeah, this game really kicks you off with the crazy, doesn't it? I love how you get tossed into a fight while the narrator does the "here's the plot" speech. And said fight takes place on the side of a clock tower falling off the face of a cliff. Sets a good tone, that bit.
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This game is fucking terrible, Bayonetta has got ot be the most unnatractive videogame character in the history of mankind. I seriously expected better from the guy that created VIEWTIFUL JOE.
I'll admit that guns on shoes is awesome though...
Hahahaahahhahaha!!!
Most unattractive? Wow. You must have a really, really unreachable bar of attractiveness. Jesus.
Uh, wow buddy, this speaks volumes on your views of women.
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It's kinda how these games work. Just press the buttons.
But yeah, DMC is not a series you think hard about. You kill things and watch dudes kill dudes with cue balls in slow motion while eating pizza and surfing on still other dudes.
All right, people. It is not a gerbil. It is not a hamster. It is not a guinea pig. It is a death rabbit. Death. Rabbit. Say it with me, now.
Ship faster, Goozex person!
No.
Climactic.
All right, people. It is not a gerbil. It is not a hamster. It is not a guinea pig. It is a death rabbit. Death. Rabbit. Say it with me, now.
There is a mode called Non-Stop Infinite Climax.
I'd say that's worth a 1/3 right there.
If you do that, you'll miss out all the ultra funny Cereza cuteness.
You definitely have to watch the cutscenes at least the first time through. You never know when something crazy will happen.
One of my favorite parts of Bayonetta easily.
Aces Wild is a pretty stellar game.
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Bleh, that stage was exactly 4 minutes too long and it is a pointless, mind numbing, ride to get to the best boss fight in the game.
I didn't mind it the first time, but I hate that I have to do it just to get to the fight.
Your quote combined with the first line of that video=comedy
Except for the fucking tower. Holy shit.
I'll admit that guns on shoes is awesome though...
Hahahaahahhahaha!!!
Most unattractive? Wow. You must have a really, really unreachable bar of attractiveness. Jesus.
that doesn't affect the game's quality in any way, and her appearance was obviously calculated
but if you find bayonetta attractive then you may have to consider that your tastes are less "woman" and more "ostrich-slash-giraffe"
Maybe he's referring to Bayonetta's alien proportions? I mean she is something like 12 heads tall.
uugghhh
(Otherwise fine, though.)
You guys realize that she is not THAT tall? Cause she is as tall as Luka. You can see it in the cutscenes.
And Rodin is taller than both of them. So either she lives in a world where EVERYONE is super tall compared to us,but she is normal to everyone else OR she is not all that tall.
Video Games stylize. It happens.
no, she's fucking huge
she towers over the silhouette people you see in the city
and it makes sense for rodin to be an intimidating dude, since he's not a normal person
bayonetta is stylized, yes, but anyone who calls her unattractive is perfectly justified in doing so, since she resembles a human being just enough to set off someone's "primal terror" alarms
You are aware of how artists measure proportion by describing characters as "X heads tall", right? It's not about her height in an absolute sense, it's about the ratio of her head to the rest of her body.
For example, when reading comics, normal people top out about 6 heads high. Superheroes can be as much as 7 or 8, while roly-poly characters (e.g. The Thing) can be as few as 4 heads high. Bayonetta is 11 heads high; [strike]it's not an example of a healthy human being[/strike] it's a super-humanly sexy proportion.
I feel sorry for the model.
I don't find her attractive, but I don't think she's freaky or anything. Just, you know, there. Looks okay? Check. Okay time to kill angels.
Bayonetta kicked the Alphabet's ass so hard that it can't get its letters straight.
As for Bayonetta's appearance, really? Really? You see Marcus Fenix and all these stylized macho men but can't take the opposite gender being stylized? And would you rather have the anime look that seems to be what every fucking female character has (barring the absurd legs Bayonetta's proportions are somewhat sane and she doesn't have a giant bobble head and giant eyes).
Aces Wild is a pretty stellar game.
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I’ve never understood the Gears of War argument. Those dudes look pretty damn freaky too. In fact, when I first played it I genuinely thought the designs were a joke about how gruff and over muscled videogame characters can be. I’d probably find them freakier if they had tiny, tiny heads and really long legs.
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Now onto the actual game part: Can anyone tell me how the hell I catch some of these crows? I see them in the distance and when I get within a few feet of them they always fly away. I try jumping at them, but it doesn't seem to help. Tips plox?
I can't be the only person so A-type to worry this. It's such an obvious, complete pattern except for that one letter. What would it be? Caring? Compassion? Courage?
As for the ravens, they get easier after level 5 when you can change into another form to move faster. Beyond that, it seems to be a matter of luck, pushing the button at exactly the right time, and possibly not starting the transformation until you're relatively close so you can use the initial burst of energy to your advantage.
Exactly. Bayonetta's a very stylized character, not wank material.
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I didn't say anything about being ugly. Where'd you get that from?
I used panther form and double jumping in panther form to grab one or two that were being a real bitch. It took multiple tries for one.
You know me Morninglord. Take one thing, blow it up to ridiculous proportions.
Glad to know I'm not the only one having trouble getting them. I thought I was doing something wrong.
I think the developers beat you to that one. Hey-oh!
I believe that calls for a Bazing-a!
Rodin is not anything in that spoiler.
I have not seen anyone express that opinion. My criticism is that she has a tiny head in proportion to the rest of her body.
I actually think she's adorable aside from that. The glasses-plus-mole-sexy-librarian thing isn't something you often see in heroines.
Yeah, panther form is where it's at.
That is correct.
Real spoiler about Rodin.
^ My face all the way through the prologue.
Uh, wow buddy, this speaks volumes on your views of women.