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Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited February 2010 in Social Entropy++
you son of a bitch

you thought you were gonna get away with it, didn't you austrailia

banning ejaculation? small tits?

first you banned porno and booze from them scary wilderness people

and now this

the moment marshmallow brought this to my attention i knew in that very instant ya'll cats is dead cats

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anjin, you son of a bitch.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i guarantee that australia is absolutely prepared to kill you first

    Houk on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh goddammit I love female ejaculation and am not a fan of big ol titties

    Swill on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NOOO VIV AND BLAKE!

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the fuck they are

    the world isn't prepared for my mental deficiency

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Does this mean this site is also banned?

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh goddammit I love small beasts and women evacuating from them

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    what the fuck

    small breasts?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Does this mean this site is also banned?

    naw, fat chicks and gamers

    we good

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    dont forget paying 70 instead of 40 or whatever for a downloaded game, import tax my ass

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Censoring porn is indecent

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    As President of the Australian Sex Party

    I say no

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Does this mean this site is also banned?

    naw, fat chicks and gamers

    we good

    AY

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    censors need to and should always die terrible deaths

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    If you are married to someone who appears to be a child, regardless of actual age, you are by Australia law actually a pedophile.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    wait so

    how exactly do they enforce the smallness of the breasts

    is there a scale

    what is the minimum

    do they measure this shit in centimeters around or in total grams or what

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    does this mean there will be a market for video editors to enhance small chested women for australia released videos?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Does this mean this site is also banned?

    naw, fat chicks and gamers

    we good

    AY

    sara lynn i'm gonna need you to leave you badge at the office lobby and we'll need to go over your resignation papers

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    okay you're not allowed to look at this because you might think it's illegal! even though it's not!

    do you feel safer yet?!

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    oh goddammit I love small beasts and women evacuating from them

    At least someone knows what's good.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    coming up next

    Women with anything under a C Cup classed as underage and banned from drinking alcohol or voting

    #pipe on
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Relevant
    According to Patten, female ejaculations films are being Refused Classification on one of two grounds:

    1. That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines or
    2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction
    The National Classification Code dictates that anything that describes or depicts a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18 (whether the person is engaged in sexual activity or not) in a way that is likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult is Refused Classification.

    State Crime Acts are also similar. Victoria’s Criminal Code includes the ‘or appears to be’ clause in its definition of child pornography and it doesn’t need to cause offence to a reasonable adult for it to be illegal.

    Even if you are 18 years old but you look younger, taking a photograph of your breasts and uploading it to the Internet could land you or someone you know in serious trouble.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well how about that.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    JUST WALK AWEH

    JUST WALK AWEH

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    thanks, australia

    it helps to be reminded that there's still competition for the title of stupidest fucking country in the world

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'M LOOKING FOR THE ONION LOGO BUT IT'S NOT THERE

    IT'S NOT THERE

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Even if you are 18 years old but you look younger, taking a photograph of your breasts and uploading it to the Internet could land you or someone you know in serious trouble.
    that's ludicrous

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Australia inexplicably introduces Sharia law, more at 11.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    SENSATIONALIST HEADLINE CAUSES A STIR

    MORE AT 11

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so apparently if you prefer small-breasted women you are considered a pedophile

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I was against the net censorship before

    but taking away my membership to the committee is the last straw

    #pipe on
  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Golden Showers....


    really?
    really?

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    to be fair the article is written in a way to get you all riled up

    all sensationalising the story

    it's the farthest thing from journalism

    not saying I think what's apparently happening is good or bad, just saying, man that article is full of high-impact language

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    how now am I going to get my hashpipe titties

    he could reasonably be 17

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    i guarantee that australia is absolutely prepared to kill you first

    I think they banned that.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    how now am I going to get my hashpipe titties

    he could reasonably be 17

    brown cow

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    is there a link to some official passing of this law or something

    because I haven't seen it

    #pipe on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ...you have got to be fucking joking

    this country is full of goddamn Luddites, I swear to god

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so what if you like big-breasted underage girls?

    because apparently boob size is the only consideration when it comes to female age?

    Houk on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »

    first you banned porno and booze from them scary wilderness people

    Man I will give you everything else.

    But this is the one thing that I argue was done for a reason.

    Do you know what porno they were actually trading?

    They would purposely get 13 year old girls hooked on petrol sniffing then pay them in petrol to make amateur porn.

    This porn would then be traded for booze throughout the camp.

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