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Dukes of [Chat]zard

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Dukes of Hazzard? God I hate that show.
    You would.
    How can you hate the Duke's of Hazard? Catherine Bach alone is a reason to watch.
    Hazzard. Dukes of Hazzard.

    Thanatos on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong For Workgroups Version 3.11 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I vote carbon nanotubes to be the vaporware technology of the century.

    I know it's a little early in the century, just under 1/10th of the way through, but is there a single real world application of carbon nanotubes right now? All I ever hear is "Your pants: electric, your muscles: superhuman, your body: cancer free, your elevators: reaching outer space! How? NANOTUBES!" But then nothing ever happens and I am left wondering if they're an elaborate joke.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Taranis wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Dukes of Hazzard? God I hate that show.
    You would.
    How can you hate the Duke's of Hazard? Catherine Bach alone is a reason to watch.
    I don't think she's very attractive.
    And Taranis singlehandedly invalidates the "every woman is a lesbian" theory.

    Thanatos on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Is Australia just going to ban porn soon?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    God, Australia is so retarded. So incredibly retarded. My god.

    Anyway, I might borrow fable II to get my mind off the fact that I can't buy Mass Effect 2 yet

    if I did would his corpulentness be interested in playing with me?

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Dukes of Hazzard? God I hate that show.
    You would.
    How can you hate the Duke's of Hazard? Catherine Bach alone is a reason to watch.
    I don't think she's very attractive.
    And Taranis singlehandedly invalidates the "every woman is a lesbian" theory.

    haha Is that a joke or do you really think I'm female?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Taranis wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Dukes of Hazzard? God I hate that show.
    You would.
    How can you hate the Duke's of Hazard? Catherine Bach alone is a reason to watch.
    I don't think she's very attractive.
    And Taranis singlehandedly invalidates the "every woman is a lesbian" theory.

    haha Is that a joke or do you really think I'm female?

    We didn't use to think so, but then you said catherine bach is not very attractive

    no man ever goes that gay

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong For Workgroups Version 3.11 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    We didn't use to think so, but then you said catherine bach is not very attractive

    no man ever goes that gay

    I asked Mario Cantone if would've done her.

    He was like: "Yeah, probably."

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  • freelancerbobfreelancerbob UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dukes of hazzard, WH40K, Borderlands, hot chicks, and SCIENCE in 2 Goosing pages? I am geeking out like crazy here. Great start to a damp, boring thursday CHAT, thank you.

    /you silly geese.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I RETURN TRIUMPHANT

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dukes of hazzard, WH40K, Borderlands, hot chicks, and SCIENCE in 2 Goosing pages? I am geeking out like crazy here. Great start to a damp, boring thursday CHAT, thank you.

    /you silly geese.

    If all those things can't get you properly excited, that's a personal problem.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    urgh. today's commute, door-to-door, was nearly two hours. This is ridiculous.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oooh, there are now Chrome extensions.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    DukesofHaphazard?

    Fuckthiskeyboard'spacebuttonisbroken.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The doors are so great.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    more like pukes of hazzard

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    urgh. today's commute, door-to-door, was nearly two hours. This is ridiculous.

    Snow much?

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Lol at Australia. So much for democracy.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Lol at Australia. So much for democracy.

    What happened?

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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I would play more Borderlands, except I bought it to play with a friend and we seem to have no luck whatsoever with connecting to one another and thus the game sits on my hard drive collecting e-dust.

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Lol at Australia. So much for democracy.

    What happened?

    They're using the great australian firewall to ban specific porn now.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Lol at Australia. So much for democracy.

    What happened?

    They're banning small breasts in pornography.

    No seriously.

    If you think keira knightley is hot, you're a pedophile according to the australian government.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Lol at Australia. So much for democracy.

    What happened?

    They're using the great australian firewall to ban specific porn now.

    Hmm. Dubious. Very.

    Honk on
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Lol at Australia. So much for democracy.

    What happened?

    They're banning small breasts in pornography.

    No seriously.

    If you think keira knightley is hot, you're a pedophile according to the australian government.

    This sounds like there is an underlying delicious quote from a government official!

    Where can I read about it?

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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Lol at Australia. So much for democracy.

    What happened?

    They're banning small breasts in pornography.

    No seriously.

    If you think keira knightley is hot, you're a pedophile according to the australian government.

    The SE++ thread on this brought up the situation where if you're a small-breasted, yet of legal age woman and you take a picture of yourself and it happens to get out, technically you could get in trouble for this.

    Not unlike similar laws where teenagers are charged for child porn for taking pictures of themselves.

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Delicious quote go:
    Any pretense from the Australian Government that its proposed internet filter will not extend to millions of sites has died with news that the Government has banned small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material.

    The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18.

    Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia.

    Full link: http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/milli...e-ejaculation/

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This is so retarded I'm going to ignore it

    it doesn't exist

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Aegis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Lol at Australia. So much for democracy.

    What happened?

    They're banning small breasts in pornography.

    No seriously.

    If you think keira knightley is hot, you're a pedophile according to the australian government.

    The SE++ thread on this brought up the situation where if you're a small-breasted, yet of legal age woman and you take a picture of yourself and it happens to get out, technically you could get in trouble for this.

    Not unlike similar laws where teenagers are charged for child porn for taking pictures of themselves.

    Aren't topless beaches common in Australia?

    I remember seeing female Aussie soldiers sunbathing topless when I was Iraq. So I've always thought they had topless beaches.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Shit. Okay thoughts about this. I thought child pornography was binary. Either it is or it isn't. That's just RETARDED.

    And it seems extremely sexist to ban female ejaculations too. Also retarded.

    I GUESS THEY MUST HAVE BRAIN PROBLEMS!

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    It's fairly obvious Australian ministers are fans of gigantic jugs.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    urgh. today's commute, door-to-door, was nearly two hours. This is ridiculous.

    Snow much?

    No, just heavy traffic and slow buses.

    EDIT: and now off for two hours of ancient languages!

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    It's fairly obvious Australian ministers are fans of gigantic jugs.

    Even the women?

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Delicious quote go:
    Any pretense from the Australian Government that its proposed internet filter will not extend to millions of sites has died with news that the Government has banned small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material.

    The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18.

    Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia.

    Full link: http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/milli...e-ejaculation/
    That link don't work.

    http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Shit, the government officials who has to go through every porn movie searching for small tits and female orgasms is going to have a lifelong and pretty sweet job, i figure.

    I hope they have a scientific quote as to how to determine if breasts are small.

    This must be INCREDIBLY offensive to women who have smalls breasts over there - and also their SO's who are basically being outright called pedophiles-in-training.

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    It's fairly obvious Australian ministers are fans of gigantic jugs.

    Even the women?

    MOST CERTAINLY THE WOMEN!

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't think we have topless beaches, actually

    we have nudist beaches and normal beaches and I think you can go topless at all of them

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Why don't they also ban small penises? It's not like you can tell anyone's age if you don't look at their genitals, amirite?

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    How do we define small breasts? Is it a more than a handful? Can I have the job of checking?

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    How do we define small breasts? Is it a more than a handful? Can I have the job of checking?

    The only professor of Titology that I've heard of is Raneados.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wait, even if we assume that potential paedophiles are wanking to girls with little tits, surely that is a good thing? As the alternative is them pumping money into child porn rings, or you know, sexually abusing children.

    And that is only if we assume that it makes any sense, given that I, for one, have the amazing ability to try to estimate the age of a person without seeing them shirtless.

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