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Neo Classical Post Modern Baroque-esque-ish Jacobean [Chat] Conversion SEE OP re: ME2

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so i was watching a amateur pornography right.

    and this man and woman. they were having sex

    but the lady started going

    "oh god yes! MOMMY! MOMMY!"

    and I was like D:

    WAT

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    man that is weird

    they usually yell "daddy"

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Not a Fictional Character Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Correction. Pretty, bendy girls dancing. :winky:

    I met a ballet dancer once when apartment hunting.

    I called my girlfriend up right afterwards to tell her about the apartment - she noticed the change in my voice from how hot the ballet dancer was and told me "You're horny!"

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Man, bunch people backing out on the party on the day of. Blegh.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    my favorite thing ever in amateur porn is when a pet wanders into the room

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    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Not a Fictional Character Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    my favorite thing ever in amateur porn is when a pet wanders into the room

    D:

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    man that is weird

    they usually yell "daddy"

    I know that happens sometimes.

    but "mommy!"

    when a dude is putting his weiner in you. just. i don't know.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    downing my last scotch and then I'm off

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Not a Fictional Character Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    man that is weird

    they usually yell "daddy"

    I know that happens sometimes.

    but "mommy!"

    when a dude is putting his weiner in you. just. i don't know.

    Well not everyone knows their daddy so they don't get molested by him.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Correction. Pretty, bendy girls dancing. :winky:

    I met a ballet dancer once when apartment hunting.

    I called my girlfriend up right afterwards to tell her about the apartment - she noticed the change in my voice from how hot the ballet dancer was and told me "You're horny!"

    Fireguy's voice drops two octaves and anything that comes into contact with his pelvis for more than 5 seconds erupts into flame.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    man that is weird

    they usually yell "daddy"

    I know that happens sometimes.

    but "mommy!"

    when a dude is putting his weiner in you. just. i don't know.
    Maybe they were Italian and she was yelling "mama mia".

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THE DOCTOR DOING AS THE EVIL ARMS DEALER IN GI JOE D:

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Not a Fictional Character Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Fireguy's voice drops two octaves and anything that comes into contact with his pelvis for more than 5 seconds erupts into flame.

    This is why I have so much success with phone sex.

    --

    There needs to be a video game where the music matches your actions and every boss fight has a song that matches your actions and has words to it.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man, bunch people backing out on the party on the day of. Blegh.
    :( sorry

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I think there is a deep, important message to be found in Poker Face.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Correction. Pretty, bendy girls dancing. :winky:

    I met a ballet dancer once when apartment hunting.

    I called my girlfriend up right afterwards to tell her about the apartment - she noticed the change in my voice from how hot the ballet dancer was and told me "You're horny!"

    Fireguy's voice drops two octaves and anything that comes into contact with his pelvis for more than 5 seconds erupts into flame.

    Must be from all the friction.
    Daxon wrote: »
    OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THE DOCTOR DOING AS THE EVIL ARMS DEALER IN GI JOE D:

    It must be a trick. I bet The Master is behind it!

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    desc wrote: »
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man, bunch people backing out on the party on the day of. Blegh.
    :( sorry

    I'm probably more bummed about the girl I wanted to stick my penis in not showing up but you backing out also sucked, you big lame guy you.

    Now I have to drive there, and we know what that means. (It means I will never actually make it to the party).

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh shit all the scotch is hitting me simoultaneously now

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    I think there is a deep, important message to be found in Poker Face.

    Message: people still love nonsensical music.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man, bunch people backing out on the party on the day of. Blegh.
    :( sorry

    I'm probably more bummed about the girl I wanted to stick my penis in not showing up but you backing out also sucked, you big lame guy you.

    Now I have to drive there, and we know what that means. (It means I will never actually make it to the party).
    Having somebody else in the car who can actually follow directions might help!

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THE DOCTOR DOING AS THE EVIL ARMS DEALER IN GI JOE D:

    david-tennant460_1208355c.jpg

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Having somebody else in the car who can actually follow directions might help!

    Unpossible. I am behind the wheel, the excursion is doomed.

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Whew. I'm relieved.

    When my raid array collapsed after my motherboard died I lost my library of MP3s. Not such a big deal - 99% were ripped from CDs I own that I just have to rerip now. However, considering I can't find the Ambeon album Fate of a Dreamer anywhere, including Amazon and EBay, the MP3s I downloaded for that are a bit hard to replace.

    I downloaded them before using Shareaza and it took almost a month to get all the tracks because almost nobody has them, so even using P2P networks, searches come up blank most of the time. Well, I found a piece of software that will transfer stuff from an iPod back to your PC, so that's cool. I'm lucky even further as my iPod is dying. It doesn't always respond to being plugged into something, doesn't usually respond to commands from remote devices and the batteries last all of a few minutes now. :P Time for a new iPod I guess.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I have similar issues behind the wheel

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Not a Fictional Character Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THE DOCTOR DOING AS THE EVIL ARMS DEALER IN GI JOE D:

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    Destroying the past to protect the future.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Destroy Everything You Touch HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    This is why I have so much success with phone sex.

    does not compute

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I think there is a deep, important message to be found in Poker Face.

    Message: people still love nonsensical music.

    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    Poker Face

    So...like...she has AIDS...and she told him that she didn't have AIDS...and he can't tell...cause she's a good liar?

    That's what the song is about, right?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I think there is a deep, important message to be found in Poker Face.

    Message: people still love nonsensical music.
    "Poker Face" was written by RedOne and Gaga while the music has been produced by RedOne.[3] Gaga stated in an interview that "Poker Face" was written by her as a pop song and was a tribute to her rock 'n' roll boyfriends. She also stated that the main idea behind the song was sex and gambling.[4] In an interview with UK's Daily Star, Gaga noted of the song, "It's about a lot of different things. I gamble but I’ve also dated a lot of guys who are really into sex and booze and gambling, so I wanted to write a record my boyfriends would like too."[5] In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, when asked about the meaning of the line "bluffin' with my muffin", Gaga explained that it really was a metaphor for her vulva. She explained,
    "Obviously, it's my pussy's poker face! I took that line from another song I wrote but never released, called 'Blueberry Kisses.' It was about a girl singing to her boyfriend about how she wants him to go down on her, and I used the lyric. [Gaga sings] 'Blueberry kisses, the muffin man misses them kisses'."[6]
    During her Fame Ball Tour performance at Palm Springs, California, on April 11, 2009, Gaga explained to the crowd the true meaning behind the term "Poker Face" used in the song. She suggested that the song dealt with her personal experience with bisexuality. The idea behind the song was to be with a man but fantasizing about a woman, hence the man in the song needs to read her "Poker Face" to understand what is going through her mind.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Not a Fictional Character Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    does not compute

    By success I mean she has to put the phone down. :winky:

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Hey let's talk more about how it's my birthday!!
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    Next year my dad is taking me to Vegas, and he's considering giving me $100 for every A that I get as gambling money.

    Happy Birthday! What are you getting up to?

    I'm actually getting ready now to go out for my mother's birthday.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Having somebody else in the car who can actually follow directions might help!

    Unpossible. I am behind the wheel, the excursion is doomed.
    Bwahaha, I have foiled your attempts to have fun once again!

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  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey [Chat]!

    If anyone knows anything about troubleshooting a furnace pilot that won't stay lit, help me out please!

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THE DOCTOR DOING AS THE EVIL ARMS DEALER IN GI JOE D:

    david-tennant460_1208355c.jpg

    Destroying the past to protect the future.

    Nonononono, this one:

    http://www.deonandan.com/uploaded_images/chriseccleston-713215.jpg

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  • JokermanJokerman V.Vaughn, The Vaudeville Vilnian Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I think there is a deep, important message to be found in Poker Face.

    Message: people still love nonsensical music.

    Can't read my
    Can't read my
    Poker Face

    So...like...she has AIDS...and she told him that she didn't have AIDS...and he can't tell...cause she's a good liar?

    That's what the song is about, right?

    :^:

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    arrays are scary and are making java not fun

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    arrays are scary and are making java not fun

    How so?

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dyna and VH

    wanna play some l4d?

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dyna and VH

    wanna play some l4d?
    Hmm, possibly.

    Once I finish talking to this guy to get my satellite fixed.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    nexus, no quarter is in for tonight yeah?

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    arrays are scary and are making java not fun

    How so?

    I just have no fucking idea what exactly is going on at the moment. The class has gone from "here's a for loop" to "here's a completly unreadable pile of code that you should understand right now because you've done a whole introductory module on java."

    For example, here's some code that the lecturer had us write for a tutorial, for taking in words from the user via the command prompt and sorting them alphabetically.
    String userInput;	
    int x;
    					
    			for(int i = 0; i < args.length; i++)
    				{
    							
    					for (x = i+1; x<args.length; x++)
    						{
    							if(args[i].compareTo(args[x])>0)
    							{
    						
    							userInput = args[i];
    							args[i] = args [x];
    							args [x] = userInput; 
    							}
    						}
    						System.out.print(args[i]+" ");	
    					
    				}
    

    This does the job, but it's roughly cobbled together from lecture notes and I've got no fucking idea what exactly I've done here.

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