There's this temp in my office right now. She can't be any older than 19 and she's got serious boobage spilling out her top. I'm trying really hard not to look... I feel like a dirty old man.
I don't want to rock this boat feral.
but you are pretty dirty.
and you are a man.
and well.
Hey, you're right. I am a dirty old man.
It doesn't help that if this girl were like 7 or 8 years older she would be exactly my type. Tattoos & glasses.
There's this temp in my office right now. She can't be any older than 19 and she's got serious boobage spilling out her top. I'm trying really hard not to look... I feel like a dirty old man.
I don't want to rock this boat feral.
but you are pretty dirty.
and you are a man.
and well.
Hey, you're right. I am a dirty old man.
It doesn't help that if this girl were like 7 or 8 years older she would be exactly my type. Tattoos & glasses.
Dude!
DUDE!
Send her my way.
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There's this temp in my office right now. She can't be any older than 19 and she's got serious boobage spilling out her top. I'm trying really hard not to look... I feel like a dirty old man.
I don't want to rock this boat feral.
but you are pretty dirty.
and you are a man.
and well.
Hey, you're right. I am a dirty old man.
It doesn't help that if this girl were like 7 or 8 years older she would be exactly my type. Tattoos & glasses.
There's this temp in my office right now. She can't be any older than 19 and she's got serious boobage spilling out her top. I'm trying really hard not to look... I feel like a dirty old man.
Self control, Feral. She wants you to look. Don't give her what she wants.
There's this temp in my office right now. She can't be any older than 19 and she's got serious boobage spilling out her top. I'm trying really hard not to look... I feel like a dirty old man.
Self control, Feral. She wants you to look. Don't give her what she wants.
Well shit if she wants me to look...
o.o
O.O
Using binoculars from 10-15' away is funny enough that nobody will think about claiming harassment.
"Hello. I am Feral. Would you like to see my dungeon miss?"
and she's all quiverin'.
"Wanna drop some ecstasy and have sex in Golden Gate Park?"
Someday I'm going to find the woman that line works on.
It's a shame you specify "woman."
That would be like a dream proposal to me.
Haha. I was just thinking the same thing. I reread it and thought
"wait. that sounds glorious."
Feral, I'm pretty sure sexing a temp who is too young to get into a bar is a bad idea, but at least you now know you can have a chat 3-way in Golden Gate park.
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pics or it didn't happen
Dude!
DUDE!
Send her my way.
Damnit, beat me to it!
and she's all quiverin'.
i'm about 14 hours in so far.
I'm really out of the loop here. Wha?
Of course, if Hakes can't fuck a 30 year old, all that means is that nothing has changed for Hakkes.
[Chat] wants to see her "tattoos".
Make this happen.
We distracted him with social activity
Intrigue?
"Wanna drop some ecstasy and have sex in Golden Gate Park?"
Someday I'm going to find the woman that line works on.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Hey, it's all just statistics.
It's a shame you specify "woman."
That would be like a dream proposal to me.
Seize the day!
or whatever.
In geologic time perhaps
Depends on whether you consider 31 'young' I suppose.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Did Hakks get a response from him?
In my future interest, 31 is wicked young.
Haha. I was just thinking the same thing. I reread it and thought
"wait. that sounds glorious."
Jesus?
I asked somebody who the target demographic is.
He said "Anybody who wants games, Internet, books, and video in the palm of their hand."
I replied, "My hands aren't 7.5 inches wide."
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
No way!
YOU TWO CAN'T TALK.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Feral, I'm pretty sure sexing a temp who is too young to get into a bar is a bad idea, but at least you now know you can have a chat 3-way in Golden Gate park.
space lesbian
BURN.
Thom insists on the use of a ball-gag.