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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Paradise: Sense of humor is one of the main things I look for in a girl. If she doesn't share mine it would be hell to go out with her for very long... so I don't think its that harsh it was one of your deciding factors.

    Mustang: Steinbeck would approve!

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My wife has an evil twisted sense of humour that I absolutely adore. It's like being married to cross of bridgette bardot and ebeneezer scrooge.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You can renew the books as much as you like, free of charge. At least, that's how it works here.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Stop with this intrusion into my psyche, I just need to buy books okay! It has nothing to do with that time the misely old librarian raped me behind the periodicals!

    Seriously though, I just like buying and owning books. I don't know why, it just gives me pleasure.

    Also I got them for a song off Amazon. Shipping is costing me more than the books.

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  • ParadiseParadise Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Stop with this intrusion into my psyche, I just need to buy books okay! It has nothing to do with that time the misely old librarian raped me behind the periodicals!

    Reminds me of the kinky librarian scene in Tomcats.
    note: This is not an endorsement of the movie Tomcats.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Stop with this intrusion into my psyche, I just need to buy books okay! It has nothing to do with that time the misely old librarian raped me behind the periodicals!

    Seriously though, I just like buying and owning books. I don't know why, it just gives me pleasure.

    Also I got them for a song off Amazon. Shipping is costing me more than the books.

    Dont' get me wrong, I love buying books too (I have piles of books I haven't read yet...) but I was just trying to provide alternatives to paying a butt load for a couple of books to be shipped to you.

    Also... in what library did that librarian who raped you work? I need to know for...investigative purposes.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »

    Also... in what library did that librarian who raped you work? I need to know for...investigative purposes.

    The BDSM library in soho. All I wanted was a how to book on how to make my own crotchless leather pants.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Now that's just asking for trouble.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ParadiseParadise Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »

    Also... in what library did that librarian who raped you work? I need to know for...investigative purposes.

    The BDSM library in soho. All I wanted was a how to book on how to make my own crotchless leather pants.

    What kind of periodicals do they sell in there?

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  • IkageIkage Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I am romancing the hell out of my wife, somehow from 2,000 miles away. This is the first Valentines he's had a woman. So I'll probably go all out, order him pizza online and make some cards to send him and send him a few books in the mail with a batman shirt and some cheesy love letters.

    I am a romantic, I always taking one of my bitches out on Valentines. Even when I was single I would buy boxes of chocolate, roses and take girls I knew were single out on dates, dinner and a movie. And give em' a sloppy smooch and go home. It's a pretty commercialistic holiday but it gives me a reason to spoil someone I love without seeming creepy/them being paranoid of ulterior motives.

    Also I love Audiobooks, I can read and work at the same time. I just got done with City of Thieves and working on Good Omens. Someone suggested me Discworld to work on next.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Ikage wrote: »
    I always taking one of my bitches out on Valentines. Even when I was single I would buy boxes of chocolate, roses and take girls I knew were single out on dates, dinner and a movie. And give em' a sloppy smooch and go home.

    Ok, Dolemite.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I wish I were that Bad Ass.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ikage will you take me out for valentines
    your wife can come too

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Times like these I wish more forumers were in my area- it'd be cool to link up with some random people I (kinda) know and go pubbin or movie watching or something.

    As it is, 99% of my friends will be home or with their significant others that night.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Maybe you should just get some more ugly, unlikable friends.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm trying man, but even they have got girl friends!

    edit: Maybe I should go out on valentines day, make reservations for 2, sit and look sad when no one arrives and play the pity card :P

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I'm trying man, but even they have got girl friends!

    Have you tried the local leper colony?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    for a girlfriend?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    If you're into that, sure?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm not sure I like that idea. The more I think about it the more it falls apart.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • IkageIkage Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Ikage will you take me out for valentines
    your wife can come too

    Hell yes.

    I'd treat you right baby, carry you over mud puddles, punch motherfuckers eyeing you up and down that ain't me. And if you just want to order just expensive desserts at dinner as a main course, that is fine with me. Then I'll take you to buy books so we can lounge all over each other and read it.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ikage youre the best boygirlfriend ever

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I'm not sure I like that idea. The more I think about it the more it falls apart.

    Guess you'll just have to go back to the default.

    Get hammered, stumble into a kareoke bar and slur through Eric Carmen's All By Myself again and again until you get kicked out for ruining everyone's evening.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I'm not sure I like that idea. The more I think about it the more it falls apart.

    Guess you'll just have to go back to the default.

    Get hammered, stumble into a Kareoke bar and slur through Eric Carmen's All By Myself again and again until you get kicked out for ruining everyone's evening.

    Or better yet, I could sing "Every Breath You Take" by The Police. Only really creepily; staring at one girl, sweating and shifting awkwardly in a trench coat. The way it was meant to be sung.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I'm not sure I like that idea. The more I think about it the more it falls apart.

    Guess you'll just have to go back to the default.

    Get hammered, stumble into a Kareoke bar and slur through Eric Carmen's All By Myself again and again until you get kicked out for ruining everyone's evening.

    Or better yet, I could sing "Every Breath You Take" by The Police. Only really creepily; staring at one girl, sweating and shifting awkwardly in a trench coat. The way it was meant to be sung.

    Starting to see why you're single, now.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Well... if it matters, I don't actually own the trench coat in question.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Well... if it matters, I don't actually own the trench coat in question.

    Well, whose trench coat is it, Napp?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Well... if it matters, I don't actually own the trench coat in question.

    Well, whose trench coat is it, Napp?

    Some guy's
    This guy's
    rick-astley.jpg

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    While he's letting you borrow a coat, maybe you should ask him what he's up to on Valentine's. Seems like he's a good friend for doing that kind of favor, so he probably wouldn't let you down, run and around and desert you.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    While he's letting you borrow a coat, maybe you should ask him what he's up to on Valentine's. Seems like he's a good friend for doing that kind of favor, so he probably wouldn't let you down, run and around and desert you.

    I'm afraid his "never gonna give you up" attitude might be a bit too clingy for my tastes.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    While he's letting you borrow a coat, maybe you should ask him what he's up to on Valentine's. Seems like he's a good friend for doing that kind of favor, so he probably wouldn't let you down, run and around and desert you.

    I'm afraid his "Never gonna give you up" attitude might be a bit too clingy for my tastes.
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Or better yet, I could sing "Every Breath You Take" by The Police. Only really creepily; staring at one girl, sweating and shifting awkwardly in a trench coat. The way it was meant to be sung.


    No, sounds about right.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yes.

    But he's a dude.

    edit: of course, we might score some chicks together if he breaks out in this version of his Internet phenomena.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1YABGdai5k


    edit: I'm going to assume that everyone knows I've been joking since right around my initial post about meeting up with some random forumers, yes?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Yes.

    But he's a dude.

    Well aren't we picky all of a sudden.

    Guess you'll just have to spend Valentine's Day alone, Mr.I-Really-Wouldn't-Appreciate-Rick-Astley's-Donger-Up-My-Caboose-Thank-You-Very-Much.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    way to be sexist, you misandrist

    no beard for you

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hey, MT are you around? There's a Japanese word I'm trying to remember a Japanese word, but I don't know the meaning.

    It sounds like 'kai-tay', I don't know how to spell it in romanji. I'm pretty sure it's a verb, and it should be pretty common.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Flay wrote: »
    Hey, MT are you around? There's a Japanese word I'm trying to remember a Japanese word, but I don't know the meaning.

    It sounds like 'kai-tay', I don't know how to spell it in romanji. I'm pretty sure it's a verb, and it should be pretty common.

    The only verb I know that sounds like that is kaitai, it means "I want to buy"
    Also Keitai is a noun... but ... maybe its that. It means celphone.

    Edit:

    Someone left a Captain America comic on my desk... he is my least favorite super hero.

    Edit 2:

    Keitai ga kaitai - I want to buy a cellphone.

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  • bebarcebebarce Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I find it almost impossible to dislike a comic book character, since they are different people every people completely with each artist/writer.

    ...Okay well maybe Scott Summers a little bit. but that's because i've yet to find a writer who hasn't written him as a complete tool.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ascimov's Foundation books are so good. I just wanted to bring this up since someone said it earlier in the thread.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    desperaterobots wrote: »
    Ascimov's
    Fallingman wrote: »
    Aisimov

    It's a spelling pandemic around here at the moment.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    tynic wrote: »
    desperaterobots wrote: »
    Ascimov's
    Fallingman wrote: »
    Aisimov

    It's a spelling pandemic around here at the moment.

    assimov

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