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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yup.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I would lure the lion over to the dog and then yell "Fight" incredibly loudly. They would have to assume that they are participating in a modern version of Mortal Kombat. I would film the results and post them online to make the big bux.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited February 2010
    I'M A MONSTERRRRRRR

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    In this hypothetical, I would punch the dog in the face.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dog would eat your punching hand
    ronchronch

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Surprise! The punching hand was actually a bomb.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Screw the rules, I'll take em both on!

    *rips off shirt*

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited February 2010
    higher quality

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    I'M A MONSTERRRRRR!!!!!

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Forbe! on
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  • Guy BellGuy Bell Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My Valentines day cost:

    1 dozen roses: $80.00
    Dinner for 2: $140.00 w/ tip
    not having to suffer repercussions for not spending this money based on a totally ridiculous holiday that I suspect was created by women: priceless.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Holy shit. Deja Vu.

    I fucking dreamed this page.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Guy Bell wrote: »
    My Valentines day cost:

    1 dozen roses: $80.00
    Dinner for 2: $140.00 w/ tip
    not having to suffer repercussions for not spending this money based on a totally ridiculous holiday that I suspect was created by women: priceless.

    holy fuck 220 goddamn dollars? why?

    Tam on
  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My Valentines day cost:

    1 pack of Pall Mall Cigarettes: $3.60
    1 phone call to the better half: $0.00
    Not having to spend $220 on a totally ridiculous holiday: Priceless.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I got off valentines scot free because we were skint, which was due to my wife quitting her job.
    So not my fault. In hindsight though, i'd probably still be a lot better off if she hadn't quit her job and I had to pay ridiculous prices for flowers and food.

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  • Guy BellGuy Bell Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    No [email protected] And here is the real reason I win the Asshole award. I broke up with this girl 3 months ago. Now I live on Ramen noodles the next week.

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You're kinda dumb aren't you?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    I spent Valentine's cleaning up the house and thinking how much I despise valentine's day.

    And yeah, Guy, that's what I would call stupid.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Guy Bell wrote: »
    No [email protected] And here is the real reason I win the Asshole award. I broke up with this girl 3 months ago. Now I live on Ramen noodles the next week.

    what in the royal fuck is wrong with you

    Tam on
  • Guy BellGuy Bell Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It gets worse...I lost all interest in sex due to the high cost of this holiday and just got really drunk. Perversely, the fact that I spent all this money on her and didn't even want to sleep with her seems to have made me even more desirable. I have pretty much accepted the fact that no matter how old I get I will never really understand anything.

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Valentines day is a stupid thing to forget about, like the super bowl.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't know why so many people are ragging on The Wolfman, I thought it was pretty good in a retro-universal pictures sort of way. Maybe it's because I went in not expecting much.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    Guy Bell wrote: »
    No [email protected] And here is the real reason I win the Asshole award. I broke up with this girl 3 months ago. Now I live on Ramen noodles the next week.

    what in the royal fuck is wrong with you

    men are lonely sad pathetic creatures.

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  • DMACDMAC Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Speak for yourself.

    I'm AWESOME.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'd have done it given the opportunity.

    Though, i don't have that kind of money to spend....

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited February 2010
    PROX wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Guy Bell wrote: »
    No [email protected] And here is the real reason I win the Asshole award. I broke up with this girl 3 months ago. Now I live on Ramen noodles the next week.

    what in the royal fuck is wrong with you

    men are lonely sad pathetic creatures.

    No.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Two things:

    The Wolfman was a terrible movie that I shouldn't have had to pay 16 bucks for.

    Men are awesome independent creatures with explosions and chops. What is this sad and lonely crap?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PROX wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Guy Bell wrote: »
    No [email protected] And here is the real reason I win the Asshole award. I broke up with this girl 3 months ago. Now I live on Ramen noodles the next week.

    what in the royal fuck is wrong with you

    men are lonely sad pathetic creatures.

    Some of us maybe, but I am not so pathetic that I will buy 220 fucking dollars worth of shit for a girl I've broken up with- months prior, no less- just because it's Valentine's Day.

    edit: well, 150 dollars worth of stuff, if the meal was evenly split

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Why would you even pay for Roses.

    This is probably the thing that shocks me the most.

    Why would you pay for the Roses.

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  • DMACDMAC Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Two things:

    The Wolfman was a terrible movie that I shouldn't have had to pay 16 bucks for.

    I haven't seen it but I'm disappointed it's getting such lousy reviews. I haven't been super psyched about it or anything but I was looking forward to a period horror piece with a solid cast. I've heard the script is really dull.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Why would you even pay for Roses.

    This is probably the thing that shocks me the most.

    Why would you pay for the Roses.

    Roses are usually acquired from stores that charge legal tender for them, Munkus. Where do you get yours?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    It wasn't scary. At all. I was a little jumpy, but after the first 15 or so BOO! moments, I was rather desensitized and was able to easily detect when when they were going to do it again. Which was a minimum of 15 times per scene.

    The script was boring. The acting was stale. The cinematography was stupid.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It's not a great movie, but I thought it was fun.
    The cinematography wasn't stupid, take that back!

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  • Guy BellGuy Bell Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Why would you even pay for Roses.

    This is probably the thing that shocks me the most.

    Why would you pay for the Roses.

    So...I should have stolen them?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    Why would you even pay for Roses.

    This is probably the thing that shocks me the most.

    Why would you pay for the Roses.

    Roses are usually acquired from stores that charge legal tender for them, Munkus. Where do you get yours?

    I'm sorry, I meant why would you pay for Roses for a person you were not romantically inclined to. Hell, someone you had specifically broken up with months prior.

    And those are good roses money, you could get some shitty ones from a CVS for fifteen bucks.

    I can kinda understand wanting to have a really nice dinner with someone and not be alone on Valentine's day. Sure, whatever. But why spend 80 bucks on Roses.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Fuck spending $220 on Valentine's Day, the only money I spent to today was $3.59 on Taco Bell, which I ate by myself in my room!

    ...this doesn't do as much to disprove the 'lonely sad pathetic creature' claim as I had hoped.

    EDIT: Why do keep on capitalizing roses, Munkus?

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  • Guy BellGuy Bell Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The best movie I've seen this year is "Temple Grandin". Everything about this movie was great.

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  • Guy BellGuy Bell Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Just to clarify things, I have no money and my car needs brakes.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Because I am listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal, Bacon.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Because I am listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal, Bacon.

    Why?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Because I am listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal, Bacon.

    Why?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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