When you're pushed, [CHATTING] is as easy as breathing

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    It's a growing addiction that I can't deny!

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    It's a growing addiction that I can't deny!

    Pretty sure you can.

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  • Guy BellGuy Bell Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Because I am listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal, Bacon.

    Why?

    and yet another failed argument against men being sad and lonely...

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    It's a growing addiction that I can't deny!

    Pretty sure you can.

    Won't you tell me that it's healthy, Bacon?

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    It's a growing addiction that I can't deny!

    Pretty sure you can.

    Won't you tell me that it's healthy, Bacon?

    No.

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  • Guy BellGuy Bell Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    If you're actually singing along with it you just stole my asshole award.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    It's a growing addiction that I can't deny!

    Pretty sure you can.

    Won't you tell me that it's healthy, Bacon?

    No.

    Well, I'm just gonna have to compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    It's a growing addiction that I can't deny!

    Pretty sure you can.

    Won't you tell me that it's healthy, Bacon?

    No.

    Well, I'm just gonna have to compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.

    What the hell does that even mean?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    Why would you even pay for Roses.

    This is probably the thing that shocks me the most.

    Why would you pay for the Roses.

    Roses are usually acquired from stores that charge legal tender for them, Munkus. Where do you get yours?

    I'm sorry, I meant why would you pay for Roses for a person you were not romantically inclined to. Hell, someone you had specifically broken up with months prior.

    And those are good roses money, you could get some shitty ones from a CVS for fifteen bucks.

    I can kinda understand wanting to have a really nice dinner with someone and not be alone on Valentine's day. Sure, whatever. But why spend 80 bucks on Roses.

    okay, that makes sense

    your previous post made it sound like that it's normal to get roses for free

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    It's a growing addiction that I can't deny!

    Pretty sure you can.

    Won't you tell me that it's healthy, Bacon?

    No.

    Well, I'm just gonna have to compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.

    What the hell does that even mean?

    I don't know.

    Nobody knows.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    It's a growing addiction that I can't deny!

    Pretty sure you can.

    Won't you tell me that it's healthy, Bacon?

    No.

    Well, I'm just gonna have to compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.

    What the hell does that even mean?

    I don't know.

    Nobody knows.

    Then stop blithering on about it, you silly goose!

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  • Guy BellGuy Bell Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anyway, back to the movie "Temple Grandin", how's this for an unusual story line?

    A true story of an autistic girl who sees everything as pictures and goes on to get a Masters in Science and design slaughterhouses for cows.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Guy Bell wrote: »
    Anyway, back to the movie "Temple Grandin", how's this for an unusual story line?

    A true story of an autistic girl who sees everything as pictures and goes on to get a Masters in Science and design slaughterhouses for cows.

    What do cows needs slaughterhouses for, they don't eat meat.

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  • Guy BellGuy Bell Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Its against their religion to commit suicide, but being food for others is their only means of making money to support their families.

    ...cows that is

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You'll like the wolfman if you don't take it super seriously/go in expecting anything action/thriller. If you like classic horror movies, remember that its a remake, and liked Drag Me to Hell. Also, hugo weaving fffffff.

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wolfman Jack?

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wolfman had fantastic cinematography and Hopkins was amazing

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ugh guys i feel like my back is exploding with pain
    what the efffff

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I guess you hit old age?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    squirrel_massage2.gif

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sigh.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You want an e-massage too?
    I have magic e-fingers.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    happy ending?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The happiest.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    does it cost extra?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Agent ColemanAgent Coleman Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I still believe that there should be a restaurant that has a dessert called Happy Ending.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'd be concerned with what was in the happy ending dessert, so much so that I'd never order it.
    does it cost extra?

    One million dollars to be exact.

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  • J-PJ-P Registered User
    edited February 2010
    I hope your children's books has a happy ending.

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    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • Agent ColemanAgent Coleman Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Me too...I think.

    Btw Kochikens, if the dog bites your hand off, can you get it reattached and it'd work as good as it did before the hand biting...or perhaps a robotic hand that would be even better?

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    No it eats your hand. No promises on robotic hands, this is current day+time.

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  • J-PJ-P Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Spiderman would save me from such a predicament Kochikens, everybody gets one.

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    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    People just keep on trying to talk their way out of getting ass-raped by the lion don't they?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    does it cost extra?

    One million dollars to be exact.

    not worth it

    edit: Not all of us are so willing to take it up the bum from a donkey, much less a lion with barbs.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Agent ColemanAgent Coleman Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So it like, actually eats your hand, like swallows it?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    and damages it beyond all repair.

    the fact of the matter is you won't get your hand back. Otherwise there wouldn't be a downside to letting the dog eat it.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I pull out a gun and kill both the lion and the dog, and then claim my reward for silencing the menaces.

    Or failing that, I use kung fu to show the ruffians who's boss.

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  • Agent ColemanAgent Coleman Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hmm, as much as I love my hand, I'd have to give it up I think. There's no way I could afford all the psychiatry needed after getting raped by a lion, that coupled with the physical trauma, I'd probably end up in an insane asylum or living on the streets as I used all my money on alcohol to try to forget what happened.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    and damages it beyond all repair.

    the fact of the matter is you won't get your hand back. Otherwise there wouldn't be a downside to letting the dog eat it.

    Other than the immense pain of having a body part forcibly removed.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    immense pain is sort lived.

    Barbed peni up the ass last forever.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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