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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ugh, are you guys fighting about this still?

    Dog. Obviously.

    You'd be lucky if you even survive the lion rape, and afterward you're either crippled or worse.

    The dog you feint with your non-dominant hand, and he goes for that one instead.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm starting to think I just wouldn't walk down this fucking alley in the first place.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Talk your way in to having the lion rape the dog. Then charge someone a million dollars to watch.

    Problem solved.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fug I'm putting you down for hand
    man its so fascinating to see who picks hand and who picks lion.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Fug I'm putting you down for hand

    You make it sound like you're writing down what to get people for their annual office Christmas party gift.

    Just to be clear, if I get lion rape for Christmas, I am not going to be happy about it.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm makin a list
    and checkin it twice

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Apparently several of my brother's friends have said that I look like Michael Cera. I'm not sure what to think about this...

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  • GrennGrenn Registered User
    edited February 2010
    I would stamp on the dog's head and rape the lion.

    I win.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'd pick the lion. It's not like it's the first time it's happened.

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  • PeterAndCompanyPeterAndCompany Registered User
    edited February 2010
    And now, the Downer Response™: I'd pick the lion. Nothin' that Crohn's probably won't do to me by the time I'm 80 anyway.


    In non-rape-limb-devouring topics, GUYS!! GUYS!! JOHNNY BRAVO SEASON 1 ON DVD MARCH 9TH!!!

    I seriously hope that "CN Hall of Fame" emblem is a sign that the What a Cartoon Show may someday make its way to a DVD set.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm still dithering. I mean, it seems like lion rape is the obvious choice - but I have a quiet confidence in my robotic hand programming abilities ...

    ... which come to think of it, would be difficult to capitalize on with only a left hand. Ok, I'll take the lion. I don't really use my asshole for a lot of things anyway.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    so it wasn't cold at home.

    And I went outside and drove to work without using the heater for much more than defrosting.

    And now, in my office, it's freezing.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Delayed thermal regulation. You probably have cancer.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    speaking of cancer, did you draw that picture?

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So who here has watched Justice League Unlimited? I have a question relating to the second (?) season.



    So...............what happened? Everything from the plot set-up to the quality of the art was "off" I suppose. I only stuck around for the first season (which was fantastic), and last night I was watching a few of the next season episodes. They just weren't nearly as good, and the grand, series-ending finale felt both incredibly rushed and completely out of left field.


    Did they run out of money or something? Was the budget dropped considerably? I thought the first season was a great way to end things; why do a second season?


    So many questions!

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    I thumbnailed it. I'll probably try and get to it this week. I can foresee problems with the glistening, yet translucent gestational sacs.

    The train journey turned out to be an inauspicious place to draw, because of motion sickness and idiotic, drunken, non-metaphorical clowns heading to Carnival.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ask jordyn. if anyone here knows, it's her.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    why is it normal clowns are scary, but drunken clowns are just sort of pathetic?

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah, the clowns were kind of weird and sad.

    The black-face golliwogs in grass skirts, on the other hand, were simply offensive.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I've decided that when I get the chance, I need to watch Videodrome all the way through

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My sister got a job working at a fertility clinic about a month ago, and the stories coming back are already priceless:

    "This couple came in for a complete battery of tests to figure out why she couldn't get pregnant and it was finally discovered that they were doing it anally"

    "The guy in the collection room asked what the bed and the tv were for"

    "We got new porn in the mail today. Needless to say my supervisor is happy"

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  • AumniAumni Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My sister got a job working at a fertility clinic about a month ago, and the stories coming back are already priceless:

    "This couple came in for a complete battery of tests to figure out why she couldn't get pregnant and it was finally discovered that they were doing it anally"

    "The guy in the collection room asked what the bed and the tv were for"

    "We got new porn in the mail today. Needless to say my supervisor is happy"

    That is hilarious. I mean... WHA?!

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You should probably get your sister to use her position at the clinic to start secretly sterilizing people who do not agree with you, politically.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fugitive wrote: »
    You should probably get your sister to use her position at the clinic to start secretly sterilizing people who do not agree with you, politically.

    Why do that when I can just have her secretly sterilize the stupid people? I think that'd work out much better in the end.


    Although, admittedly, from my last post it sounds like the stupid people are doing a good job of it themselves.

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  • J-PJ-P Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    So who here has watched Justice League Unlimited? I have a question relating to the second (?) season.



    So...............what happened? Everything from the plot set-up to the quality of the art was "off" I suppose. I only stuck around for the first season (which was fantastic), and last night I was watching a few of the next season episodes. They just weren't nearly as good, and the grand, series-ending finale felt both incredibly rushed and completely out of left field.


    Did they run out of money or something? Was the budget dropped considerably? I thought the first season was a great way to end things; why do a second season?


    So many questions!

    I don't even know when it comes on anymore. I've been wanting to watch it forever.

    So what time and what station is it on?

    Wait, its not on boomerang is it?

    That kinda pisses me off that cartoons that I used to watch when I was a kid, like 7 year old cartoons, are now on boomerang. I'm only twenty fucking two, I'm not that old yet damn it.

    Also, all those cartoons were better animated and plotted out than cartoons now a days. I credit Spongebob, but I can't watch it. It just has to much sugar to it. Its like adding sugar to your coco puffs. I miss stuff like Hey Arnold! That was actually deep and full of character.

    The only cartoon I can stand right now is FlapJack. That show is adorable!

    Awesome Johny Bravo is coming to DVD. About time. Seeing I already have them downloaded. I've been trying to dig up all my favorite cartoons. I have Dexter, Samurai Jack, Jackie Chan Adventures, MIB cartoon, Big Guy and Rusty, and Static Shock. I still have a long list to go.

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    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I wish Big Guy and Rusty was on DVD.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    my birthday just finished. lame.

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I thought you had a Terminator party.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    J-P wrote: »
    The only cartoon I can stand right now is FlapJack. That show is adorable!

    While flapjack is a great show, the last word I'd have for it is "adorable"

    Actually, "adorable" is the flaking, fading paintjob used to cover up the lovecraft style horror that makes up a good percentage of the show's humor.

    And I don't even know how that works, but it does. It works awesomely.

    Dexter's lab was awesome, and so was Samurai Jack and the Powerpuff girls. Yet, all of these shows are missing and replaced with reality shows and movies that have nothing to do with cartoons.

    What kills me about all this is, for all of the complaining I hear about this kind of injustice, if I were to actually do something about it and start my own network that didn't sell out, I'd be starving in a ditch in a week because nobody watched my shows.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    NibCrom wrote: »
    I thought you had a Terminator party.

    indeed i did. 8-)

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So it was lame that it ended. Not lame itself. 8-)

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fugitive wrote: »
    You should probably get your sister to use her position at the clinic to start secretly sterilizing people who do not agree with you, politically.

    Why do that when I can just have her secretly sterilize the stupid people? I think that'd work out much better in the end.


    Although, admittedly, from my last post it sounds like the stupid people are doing a good job of it themselves.

    Well they would be, but your sister seems to be screwing it all up!

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  • J-PJ-P Registered User
    edited February 2010
    J-P wrote: »
    The only cartoon I can stand right now is FlapJack. That show is adorable!

    While flapjack is a great show, the last word I'd have for it is "adorable"

    Actually, "adorable" is the flaking, fading paintjob used to cover up the lovecraft style horror that makes up a good percentage of the show's humor.

    And I don't even know how that works, but it does. It works awesomely.

    Dexter's lab was awesome, and so was Samurai Jack and the Powerpuff girls. Yet, all of these shows are missing and replaced with reality shows and movies that have nothing to do with cartoons.

    What kills me about all this is, for all of the complaining I hear about this kind of injustice, if I were to actually do something about it and start my own network that didn't sell out, I'd be starving in a ditch in a week because nobody watched my shows.

    Lol, I know what you mean by the misusing the word "Adorable." but I like that it doesn't fit. Like Flapjack himself. He's so cute, he really doesn't fit in with its style of horror. The stark contrast really brings him out.

    Also yes, about wanting to start your own network then wind up in a ditch in a week. The only thing I would have in mind, and I hate thinking of good plans that I will never take into action, is to sign up some newer cartoons and other old oddities from pop culture. Like Invader Zim. Try to rehire Johnenn Vasquez to make more episodes and give hime the freedom Nickalodean didn't. As well as sponser some other shows for him. Let him bring in more type of horror cartoons. I could see JTHM being animated. Then these shows would be on late at night. Like an alternate Adult Swim.

    Good plan in theroy, but I have no means of making it work, also, I'd probably just attract goth, emo kids.

    What was awesome about cartoon network in its hay day is they had stuff like "What A Cartoon!". Where they would play 3 cartoons in 30 minutes. A lot of cartoons actually got started by that show. PowerPuff Girls, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Even Family Guy!

    The best plan of action of running your own network is to ask kids in collage for animation to make their own cartoons and have it be aired on TV. They would pay a small fee for it, just to help keep the network on its feet, and if any hit big, then they get their own show.

    OMG I went to far with this. I've been plotting a lot of this out for a couple years really DX. I love cartoons to much.

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    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh man, Johny Bravo was awesome at first, and then they made him about 100 times dumber. Like he went from being a smartass meathead to 'danger to himself and others' status.

    Ed, Edd, and Eddy was great too. As for Nick cartoons, I always rather liked Rocko's Modern Life.

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  • J-PJ-P Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Oh man, Johny Bravo was awesome at first, and then they made him about 100 times dumber. Like he went from being a smartass meathead to 'danger to himself and others' status.

    Ed, Edd, and Eddy was great too. As for Nick cartoons, I always rather liked Rocko's Modern Life.

    FUCK YEA ROCKO!

    The fast food resturant they ate at was called something like "Choke the Chicken."

    Whats cool is that the voice actor for Hefer the steer is also the voice actor for Spongebob.

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    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    J-P wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    So who here has watched Justice League Unlimited? I have a question relating to the second (?) season.



    So...............what happened? Everything from the plot set-up to the quality of the art was "off" I suppose. I only stuck around for the first season (which was fantastic), and last night I was watching a few of the next season episodes. They just weren't nearly as good, and the grand, series-ending finale felt both incredibly rushed and completely out of left field.


    Did they run out of money or something? Was the budget dropped considerably? I thought the first season was a great way to end things; why do a second season?


    So many questions!

    I don't even know when it comes on anymore. I've been wanting to watch it forever.

    So what time and what station is it on?

    Youtube


    My convienence.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I just thought of a fringe network that's stayed pretty much true to its format and it still around: Nickelodeon.

    I mean, sure, I bet people just go freaking nuts when they take a show off and replace it with another, but for the most part, they've stuck pretty close to what originally made them unique.

    Nick is where Ren and Stimpy got its start, surprisingly.

    Although, if they legalize pot, I'm starting "the stoner network" where they play episodes of teletubbies, digimon, dragonball z, and PSA's are reviews of different types of cereal.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    isn't that what half of G4 is?

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nickelodeon has a hell of a lot of "tween" based live action shows.


    A lot. It was because of Nick's decision to mimic the Disney Channel way that swayed the CN execs to pull the same shit.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I really enjoyed the gotham knights style and deplore the JLU art direction. Gawd why did they change it. Bruce Tim had great sensibilities.


    ohjeez here it comes.

    CNREAL rage!

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