Star Wars... not sure you've heard of it but it's one of those campy 70s trilogies (that's right, 3 movies!) with no CGI! it's full of makeup, little models, and puppets! how awesomely bad!
seriously though OP... pick up a DVD of Mystery Science Theater 3000... and watch TRULY horrible 40s/50s/60s sci-fi movies narrated by puppet robots
No, no, not the NEW Death Race with Tyrese and Jason Statham. I am talking Death Race 2000 baby.
Highlights:
-Sylvester Stallone's possible first movie,
-David Caradine in all his glory as Frankenstein
-Cobra Kai dude as one of the drivers
-Boobs
-Babies being run over by cars for points
-Boobs
When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
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seriously though OP... pick up a DVD of Mystery Science Theater 3000... and watch TRULY horrible 40s/50s/60s sci-fi movies narrated by puppet robots
Freaked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JfxCGAKhgQ
Meet The Feebles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMGuABm-zKk
You can't go wrong with anything done by Full Moon Pictures:
http://www.fullmoondirect.com/DVDS_c_5.html
Especially The Creeps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Z7SE2l1VA
Death Race 2000.
No, no, not the NEW Death Race with Tyrese and Jason Statham. I am talking Death Race 2000 baby.
Highlights:
-Sylvester Stallone's possible first movie,
-David Caradine in all his glory as Frankenstein
-Cobra Kai dude as one of the drivers
-Boobs
-Babies being run over by cars for points
-Boobs
Buy it. Watch it. Cry. Laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2qr7p0dSY4