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Super Robot [MiniPhalla] Deux- Game ends - 30 HP has never been so great

GumpyGumpy There is alwaysa greater powerRegistered User regular
edited February 2010 in Critical Failures
This is a miniphalla

Don't know what Phalla is? Check the link.

Super Robot Mini Deux

The United Phallan Society is an organisation dedicated to protecting earth with extreme force. Even after the Incident at Terminal Phalla, it has continued to carry out its duty, no matter the cost.

Two weeks ago, a UPS team recovered some form of artifact in some sinister ancient ruins. It was taken to the nearest base, where it awaited collection for further study.

Captain Precision "k" Jilhawt was sent with a task force to collect this artifact. We have lost contact with him. Then, we lost contact with the base.

Its up to the ever reliable Captain Thorgot, the repaired Battleship Phalliant and 25 Plucky Super Robot Pilots to investigate

The game will be played up in a multiple zone map, somewhat in the style of the battle royale games. It is a game about fighting, and connecting giant metallic hand to giant metallic face.

You are all super Robot Pilots. That means that you can all handle yourselves in a fight. You want a few more details before you sign up and launch? Read the handout
Super Robot Pilot advice and details

  1. Fighting: Everyone can fight in one way or another, involves punching people to death or maybe shooting them.
  2. Guarding: Everyone can guard, but it involves you placing yourself in-front of the nasty thing, so you will take damage if you do so.
  3. Seers: This is war against the unknown. You are heroes, go with your gut. Do not expect seering to be your main weapon against evil, instead rely on your own abilities.
  4. The Votes: One Red and One Green. The Red vote will supply the target with Valor, doubling the attack damage they do for the next day. This will be awefully handy for punching bad guys out.

    The Green one will order the Battleship into a new zone. The Battleship is tough and will help soak up some damage, as well as provide some covering fire with its cannons.

Rules

You may make both a green and a red vote everyday. Everyday, details of the current attacking forces will be posted in the narration and the OP. If something is listed in the OP, It can be targetted. By everything that can target a player.

This is a HP based game.

How does one go about beating people in the face?

Every Robot will have:
A Melee attack - Which you can use on people in the same zone as you
A Ranged attack - Which you can use on people in adjacent zones
The ability to move - Which consumes two rounds to do
The ability to guard - Which has you move inbetween your target and things that hurt for as many rounds as you specify.

Each night is split into three rounds, which you can fill with attacking, moving, guarding, or any abilities that are role specific.

An example order PM would be "I target Bad dude and Melee him thrice." or "I target Evil Guy and Melee him, before moving to this other zone."

Activity is encouraged, deaths will occur if you do not make at least two posts a day. Vote closes at 22:00 GMT (10 PM).

No sharing or quoting of PMs with the host to other people yadda yadda

This Miniphalla will last a total of 6 days.

Sign up in Lime, if your Sign up involves you being extra manly or super or heroic in some way all the better.

List of our current heroes

1: The Lawinator
2: Daius
3: Samurai
4: Dunadan
5: Ianator
6: vagrant_winds
7: jackisreal
8: Cynic Jester
9: Mr D
10: Delmain
11: Kime
12: Rawking Goodguy
13: Robos a Go Go
14: Burnage
15: PigeonKing
16: Sterling
17: El Skid
18: WhiteWolf
19: AdventFalls
20: Zandracon
21: Hippie
22: Wildcat
23: Houn
24: Tiphareth
25: Frostmist

Game will start at 10PM the day everyone is signed up.
Clarifications may be made in Some form of orange
This game will be different from a lot of the ones you've played before, so just have fun and go with the flow.

There are also no vanillagers, or as I call them Boringillagers

Robots, Launch!
Retreat from the Landing zone!
Fully planned assault, use the trump card anyway
Betrayal at the dig site


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CURRENT ZONE MAP:

Zone: Terminal Failures
Players: Daius, El Skid, Lawinator
NPCs: 2 Friendly Minor Grunts

Zone: West Entrance
Players: Vagrant Winds, Rawking Goodguy, Cynic Jester, Dunadan, Zandracon
NPCs: NO ENEMIES

Zone: East Entrance
Players: Tiphareth, PigeonKing, Delmain, AdventFalls, Houn, Samurai
NPCs: MAFIA Class Battleship, 2 Major Grunts, 2 Minor Grunts

Zone: Dig Site
Players: WhiteWolf, Kime, Robos a go go, Frostmist
NPCs: 6 Minor Grunts, 2 Major Grunts (+1 Minor, +2 Major), The Phalliant

Zone: Landing Zone
Players: Sterling, Ianator
NPCs: 1 Minor Grunt, 2 Major Grunts

Zone: Waters Edge
Players: Mr D, Wildcat
NPCs: 1 Minor Grunt, 2 Major Grunts (+1 Minor, +2 Major)

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I am required by law to !Sign up

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited January 2010
    !Average non-combat contraption

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    10011001

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !I killed a bear using only my mind

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  • IanatorIanator Delightfully mediocre! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ! dig giant robots.

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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !Insert Witty Mecha Joke

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User
    edited January 2010
    !I eat robo-blood and shit mechanical steak

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  • Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating this field of unknown enemies is approximately 3,720 to 1.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating this field of unknown enemies is approximately 3,720 to 1.

    I like those odds. Everyone to your stations! My show is on in 10 minutes and I don't want laser blast interrupting it.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Apparently Metal Gear doesn't classify as a Super Robot.

    I will not tolerate this injustice.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !'Who Do You Think I Am' Kick!!!!

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    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Pew pew!

    So if I decide to attack Mr. D on round three, but he ran away like the coward he is in the first two rounds, do I just do nothing for that third round, or...?

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Pew pew!

    So if I decide to attack Mr. D on round three, but he ran away like the coward he is in the first two rounds, do I just do nothing for that third round, or...?

    If it was a melee attack, then he's gotten away
    If its a ranged attack, your fine and he has just been shot in the back

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Manly combination!

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cast in the name of God!

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hello. Your ideas interest me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  • DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I will crush everything

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  • sterling3763sterling3763 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sign up!

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Pilot a giant flying robot? Yesssss....

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    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • WhiteWolfWhiteWolf Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sign up!

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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well, this looks fascinating and all, but -

    TROMBE INTERRUPT!

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hisou Tensoku, launch! (or something like that)

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    5 more spots left.

    You all best sign up before it's too late!

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  • HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sign me up!

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Atomic batteries to power, anti-D cannon to speed

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Where are my grudges? Arivia? Dac Vin? Come, I want to punch you!

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !Signup, if I'm not too late.

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  • TipharethTiphareth Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Signup!

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !meeee

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !signup

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Where are my grudges? Arivia? Dac Vin? Come, I want to punch you!

    They're both dead and gone

    You are all that remains

    And soon

    There shall be nothing

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Daius wrote: »
    Where are my grudges? Arivia? Dac Vin? Come, I want to punch you!

    They're both dead and gone

    You are all that remains

    And soon

    There shall be nothing

    So I win? Sweet. Samurai 1, Silly Goose Grudge People who laughed at me and said I was stupid 0.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Daius wrote: »
    Where are my grudges? Arivia? Dac Vin? Come, I want to punch you!

    They're both dead and gone

    You are all that remains

    And soon

    There shall be nothing

    So I win? Sweet. Samurai 1, Silly Goose Grudge People who laughed at me and said I was stupid 0.

    Samurai 1, the rest of the universe 0? :P

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    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    El Skid wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Where are my grudges? Arivia? Dac Vin? Come, I want to punch you!

    They're both dead and gone

    You are all that remains

    And soon

    There shall be nothing

    So I win? Sweet. Samurai 1, Silly Goose Grudge People who laughed at me and said I was stupid 0.

    Samurai 1, the rest of the universe 0? :P

    :lol: :^:

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Come now Mr. D, there need not be any of that.

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    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User
    edited February 2010
    reservages for servagers

    I am sad that I missed this.

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] hugs!
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    So when we starting this rodeo?

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh right.

    Gumpy said he'd start it in the morning in IRC.

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