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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    all of you are babies

    ^ this is important

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Natascha is awesome.

    Here's a general tip for being a heavy. If you are by yourself, you are playing heavy wrong.

    I don't give a fuck what kind of unrivaled motherfucker you think you are. Heavies are the moving castles of TF2. Once they go into "siege mode" (aka spinning da gun) they become the focal point of all nearby combat. They glide into offense, laying down suppressive barrages of bullets to give a demo the chance to roll some pipes under a sentry. Likewise, they emerge around corners on defensive locations to hold back the enemy onslaught long enough to coordinate a defense. This is what they do.

    "I lost to a blut medic as a Natascha heavy." Congratulations. "It takes a half second longer to kill the Scout" boo hoo, crying my eyes out over here. Meanwhile as the scout was slowed you should have had teammates throwing rockets, bombs, flares and even melee attacks at Mr. Slugscout and he'd have died faster then the original minigun. Never fight alone as a heavy, get some friends. The Heavy is a Russian, and Russians never fight alone, they get 50-odd Ukranians to absorb the gunfire for them.

    And if you can't find (un)willing Ukranians to die for you, I guess you'll have to make-do with whatever you find on your team, that seems to be sort of the point.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Game is fun

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    sasha is a lot better if your teammates are halfway competent and probably still better even if (as is usually the case) they aren't.

    but at least it's a relatively close call now. before the natasha buff it alternated between "useless" and "nearly useless," depending on whether the current patch had it bugged more than normal

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The reason I prefer Natascha these days is for its ability to stop Eyelanders and Equalizers, but I tend to play Heavy more often in the defensive role, even on the attacking team I'm more about securing areas and covering engies/medics than I am about spearheading the assault unless I've got a medic ubering or kritzing me.

    But yeah, back in the day, it was totally useless.

    And don't get me wrong, the Minigun is still great. If I'm the only heavy on the team I'll go to the minigun for the added damage, but if we've got a couple more with Sasha I'll go with Natascha just to mix it up and keep it fresh.

    And for the record, 2 heavies, one with Sasha and one with Natsascha, is absolutely devastating when focused onto a single opponent.

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    Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Geez, when I said I died to a blut medic as a natasha heavy I was just trying to demonstrate that the damage reduction was significant. I still prefer the fucker although I think the slow down is a bit much right now.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think both of our examples were specifically to illustrate the damage reduction point, and nothing else

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    all of you are babies

    ^ this is important

    I think you are both^

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    how is babby us

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    Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Important?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    LuvCherieLuvCherie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Is LuvCherie really married to The Geek?

    639531487_l.jpg :P

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    Making: LuvCherie Jewelry
    Writing: Fibropreneur.com
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    Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Is that really a picture of LuvCherie and The Geek's wedding?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Now you're just being facetious.

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    Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Your face is facetious.

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    WeX MajorsWeX Majors 8th Floor, MegashipRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dont' listen to him Qually, he was the only one who was complaining about me being witty tonight and made me a saaaaaaad panda

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    :(

    stupid internet regulations fuckin up tuftoo

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    Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Was WeX really witty tonight?

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    no idea
    *sniff*
    I didn't play
    :cry:

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I tried to play but a lot of people including me were getting dc'ed constantly and it was super annoying

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    WeX MajorsWeX Majors 8th Floor, MegashipRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I am always really witty. and if Buttcleft isn't playing, I'm usually killing everyone too ;)

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    yes my internet is currently operating at: shitty dsl

    when it SHOULD be: mid range broadband

    because we have a data cap of 15 FUCKING GIGS AND IF YOU GO OVER THEY THROTTLE BACK YOUR INTERNET TILL THE END OF THE MONTH AND IT SUCKS CAUSE WE ALWAY HIT THE CAP A WEEK INTO THE MONTH AND ITS JUST REALLY FUCKING FRUSTRATING
    /rant

    sorry bout that folks

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Haha what kind of schmuck would have a dataca- oh god I hate my datacap so much

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    and whats worse is this is like my only internet option at all

    all the big ISPs dont really give a shit about lawton(this place is such a shithole I need a prince to come save me)

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    lawton ok?

    ugh

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    you know what they say about lawton!

    "Even the crackheads stay away from lawton!"

    WHICH ISN'T EVEN TRUE THEYRE EVERYWHERE IT SUCKS

    at least I live outside the city but still I have to go into the city all the time its terrible here I cant wait to leave

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    Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dig the new avatar

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    from a guy called titbarf you can't doubt the truth of it

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    Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    And he has 325 points!

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    holy fuck

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    he later saw her performing the deadlift at the olympics in 2007

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    he later saw her performing the deadlift at the olympics in 2007

    oh were those the secret 2007 olympics?

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    how the fuck

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    he later saw her performing the deadlift at the olympics in 2007

    oh were those the secret 2007 olympics?

    she's good but not official Olympics good

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Is that really a picture of LuvCherie and The Geek's wedding?
    That man does not have enough unkept hair to be the geek.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I wouldn't marry the geek

    Being all smug all the time

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Is that really a picture of LuvCherie and The Geek's wedding?
    That man does not have enough unkept hair to be the geek.

    I keep my hair pretty short most of the time.

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    why would you post that llama

    why would i read it

    i quit this thread

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    if you can't handle the fortress, stay out of the team

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