It's about a week until Love Day, and dammit SE++ you and I are going to get so fucking romantic this year.
I have three different lubes of varying viscocity. I have a heart shaped box that has chocolates in it and I've already thrown out the shitty coconut ones. I've shaved and waxed my anus so much you can see your reflection in it.
Have you ever been in love, SE++? Tell me about your many partners and all the herpes you've tried. Have you been married? How is that working out for you? What are your plans for this Love Day?
Are you still searching for the right person to stick your rock hard vagina into their tight, wet penis, SE++? Are you still searching for a soulmate to hang out and play Pokemon with? This is not a fucking OKCupid thread, but if you're desperate to meet someone by love day maybe you'll get some advice. As long as you're not ugly (on the outside, where it counts), you still have a chance.
SE++ I want to make love to you the way we used to, before the fame or the drugs got in the way. This Love Day I want you to come inside me, instead of on me.
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does anyone like them?
Steam
See I've even developed a tolerance for the horrible fruit ones, like the cherry shit that tastes like cough syrup.
But coconut it just poison. Shitty, gritty poison.
If you think this is unrelated to the thread, well, you just don't understand.
pretty tasty
I'll usually pass on fresh coconut though, and fresh cherries and pineapples are delicious.