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It's Love Week, silly geese.

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited February 2010 in Social Entropy++
It's about a week until Love Day, and dammit SE++ you and I are going to get so fucking romantic this year.

I have three different lubes of varying viscocity. I have a heart shaped box that has chocolates in it and I've already thrown out the shitty coconut ones. I've shaved and waxed my anus so much you can see your reflection in it.

Have you ever been in love, SE++? Tell me about your many partners and all the herpes you've tried. Have you been married? How is that working out for you? What are your plans for this Love Day?

Are you still searching for the right person to stick your rock hard vagina into their tight, wet penis, SE++? Are you still searching for a soulmate to hang out and play Pokemon with? This is not a fucking OKCupid thread, but if you're desperate to meet someone by love day maybe you'll get some advice. As long as you're not ugly (on the outside, where it counts), you still have a chance.

SE++ I want to make love to you the way we used to, before the fame or the drugs got in the way. This Love Day I want you to come inside me, instead of on me.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    the coconut ones really are awful

    does anyone like them?

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    nope

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Blergh

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Totally gonna buy Rachel some Twilight-themed conversation hearts

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Being married is tops

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    gonna buy some chocolate truffles for the lady friend

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    the coconut ones really are awful

    does anyone like them?

    See I've even developed a tolerance for the horrible fruit ones, like the cherry shit that tastes like cough syrup.

    But coconut it just poison. Shitty, gritty poison.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Just took my computer apart to clean the fan and put it back together.

    If you think this is unrelated to the thread, well, you just don't understand.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    im thinking arby's

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    coconut chocolate?

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    pretty tasty

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I like the coconut ones. I hate the cherry and pineapple ones.

    I'll usually pass on fresh coconut though, and fresh cherries and pineapples are delicious.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Coconut pocky is pretty good, and I normally don't like coconut anything

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