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Uhm, some unexpected growth.

SoonerManSoonerMan Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Help / Advice Forum
Well my girlfriend and me were fooling around this evening and much to both of our surprise we found an extra couple of inches. (An inaccurate way of measuring, but better than running inside, grabbing a ruler and making her mom raise a curious brow.) But it went from the tip of her finger to about her wrist which she measured to be seven. I've always been kind of disappointed in my endowment and my last measure was of about 4-5 inches.

We both were amazed (I was fucking ecstatic about it) and curious where these extra couple of inches came from. It wasn't like a prolonged time before we noticed, it was almost immediate before we both asked, "Does it seem... bigger?" Now we're both hoping this isn't something by happenstance and maybe a more... common happening? So I guess I'm mostly asking for some explanation as to what happened and any other similar experiences. Thanks.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Maybe you were just really, really horny or something.

    Or it could be something you ate? I don't know, but grats, I guess.

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  • FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hm. I'd go with you were just really really excited. Either that or if you're still a teenager you might have had a growth spurt, but I think you would have noticed such a change with the rest of your body. That is, height, weight and you'd probably be really sore and tired for a few days.

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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Have you quit smoking/drinking/doing drugs recently? Been getting more exercise? Started taking vitamins?
    If the answer to all these is yes...
    These can all have beneficial effects for your uhm... growth as well as your libido.
    Keep a healthy lifestyle and you may keep what you have now and possibly get more. Vitamin E, L Glutamine, and Soy Lecithin are really good for your manhood when it comes to vitamins and supplements.
    Good cardiovascular health is important and regular exercise can help keep blood flow in important areas and prevent arteries constricting as well as keeping the main tendon in your manhood from tightening.
    Smoking/drinking/doing drugs can have damaging long and short term side effects to your manhood.

    Most likely you were really excited, but it is possible to stay about that size.
    Best of luck with that.


    I can't believe I was even discussing this.
    If you ever mention this to anyone, I will f***ing kill you. Seriously. :evil:

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  • tuexktuexk Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Your erection can be slightly larger depending on how aroused you are.

    I assume the 4-5 inches was when you were distracted with your current mensuration, and thus less aroused. However this would not account for an additioal 2-3 inches, more on the order of 0.5 inches or so.

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  • JWFokkerJWFokker Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It probably grew over some period of time and you just didn't notice until now.

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  • WeeSneakWeeSneak Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Have you lost weight? Most people have pelvic flab, and your penis is actually inside it so to speak, so if you lost weight it would be bigger. Other than that what have you actually changed about the way you lived recently?

    TELLLLLL MEEEE!

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  • EverywhereasignEverywhereasign Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How old are you?

    Man, I'm 25 and my body still surprises me with what it comes up with.

    Someday I'll hit puberty and it'll rock ;)

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    This sounds a lot like a weird disease I read on Wikipedia a while back. Have you been feeling fine other than your "miracle" sudden endowment?

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  • SoonerManSoonerMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Everything is perfectly fine and I lead a healthy lifestyle (haven't ran much lately, though) and can't really think of any huge changes lately. I'm running late but will write more later.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    erections grow and shrink on their own, even up to a point where it's visibily noticeable, I'd say it's just the miracle of you growing up and you should dance around with your new best friend.

    I'm believing a measuring error has occured, as 2-3 inches just doesn't happen (assuming the last measurement you took wasn't when you were like 12)

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What stage of puberty you are in is also a determining factor; from personal experience, I can say that I was one size and then one day in college I discovered a development. So yeah, it's possible you just have a unique growth cycle.

    And yeah, I'm with Rainydoos: dance around naked like a wild Injun and enjoy your best friend's new enhancement. And for God's sake, don't forget to use a condom. :P

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  • IncendiusIncendius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    This sounds a lot like a weird disease I read on Wikipedia a while back. Have you been feeling fine other than your "miracle" sudden endowment?

    An awesome disease.

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i like how this topic attracted the SE++ people

    anyway, to the OP, it probably was a combination of growth over time you just noticed and being really aroused and having the thing that the blood flows in to to make you erect at maximum power

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  • DynamiteKidDynamiteKid Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Of course angle and style of measurement and where you place the end of the ruler can make all the difference here. Depending on where you put the ruler, and taking into account additional excitement and arousal, you could probably add quite a few extra inches.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Incendius wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    This sounds a lot like a weird disease I read on Wikipedia a while back. Have you been feeling fine other than your "miracle" sudden endowment?

    An awesome disease.
    Very early on, sure. It gets way less awesome as it progresses.

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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Incendius wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    This sounds a lot like a weird disease I read on Wikipedia a while back. Have you been feeling fine other than your "miracle" sudden endowment?

    An awesome disease.
    Very early on, sure. It gets way less awesome as it progresses.

    Well, damn you, don't keep our penises (penii?) in suspense. Tell us the name of the disease so we can look it up and protect our manhood!

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  • PojacoPojaco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SoonerMan wrote:
    (An inaccurate way of measuring, but better than running inside, grabbing a ruler and making her mom raise a curious brow.)

    You were outside? Like in the bushes?

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pojaco wrote:
    SoonerMan wrote:
    (An inaccurate way of measuring, but better than running inside, grabbing a ruler and making her mom raise a curious brow.)

    You were outside? Like in the bushes?
    Like, in a car?

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  • SoonerManSoonerMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ya, we were in a car. Happened second day in a row so... good things. Will write more when I have the chance.

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  • IconoclysmIconoclysm Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ya, we were in a car.

    Volkswagen? :shock:

    Incidentally, I have my own fascinating story of penile growth that I'm going to tell you all whether you like it or not.

    When I was about 13, I woke to find my humble little chubby had grown to startling proportions with regards to its girth. It seemed that it was 'retaining fluid' for want of a better description. I was terrified and thought it was going to rot an fall off. Thankfully, the next day the swelling had subsided leaving it at its current somewhat generous dimensions (with regards to girth).

    I praise the penis fairy every day with a ritualistic wang dance.

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