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Fuck [Valentine's Day]

So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
edited February 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Fuck Valentine's Day!

It's too commercial, it precipitates the making of awful rom coms full of unnaturally beautiful people chasing after other unnaturally beautiful people, it encourages people to gorge on sweets or spend money on stupid shit, it makes single people feel sad, and it causes overpopulation!

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God damn Valentine's Day!




(Discuss your Valentine's Day plans, lack therof, clever cards/unnecessary presents, etc.)

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I know a naturally unnaturally beautiful person

    and I am alone

    all

    alone
    happy valentine's day ya motherfuckers

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  • TeriferinTeriferin Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I wasn't even aware that Valentine's day was approaching.

    I think one of my favorite things about being single is not having to give a shit about Valentine's day. As such, I have no special plans for the day.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gonna attend an event at a stadium and propose to woman on the jumbotron until one of them says yes.

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  • Grid SystemGrid System Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    It's too commercial, it precipitates the making of awful rom coms full of unnaturally beautiful people chasing after other unnaturally beautiful people, it encourages people to gorge on sweets or spend money on stupid shit, it makes single people feel sad, and it causes overpopulation
    :whistle:

    One of these things is not like the others...

    :whistle:

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  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I actually heard it was going to be Valentine's Day a few days earlier and had completely forgotten by the time I hit this thread. That's how unimportant it is to me, a perennial bachelor.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Is Beavotron doing another batch of valentines this year? Hard to believe it's been a whole year.

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  • 17th_Knight17th_Knight Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I used to love Valentine's Day.

    Then my fiancee shit out some other guy's kid.

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  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I' m either hanging out with Zen the Saturday before Valentine's Day or Valentine's Day itself, not sure yet because I have something to do Sunday afternoon and it's Chinese New Year

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I was going to do something special for my wife (first valentines day married) but I was laid off in September so now I have to try my best to make it special without spending money. I'll probably cook dinner or something for her.

    Sighh.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'll be working this valentines day. Went out to dinner already for it, and really, I don't think the gf and I could really top last valentine's day.
    We each threw each other surprise scavenger hunts throughout NYC. As in, unbeknownst to the other, we both had arranged elaborate scavenger hunts for the other, that both ended on the Brooklyn Bridge.

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Last year was my first Valentine's Day where I wasn't single. By that point I was 4 months into a relationship I was relatively happy with.

    I'm single this Valentine's Day.

    *sigh*

    Date night with Palmela Handerson...

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  • DrakeonDrakeon Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Not sure what to do, first valentines with a GF and we're going to her favorite restaurant (not too pricey, lucky me). Not sure what else to do besides getting her a card, some candy and a gift. Probably depends on the town, but I'll be damned if i could think of anything besides the restaurant (side note: we both still live with our parents, so that complicates things in the what to do area).

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  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Not sure what we're doing yet, just want to be with him.

    Plus I got him a 360 game he wanted :)

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    17th_Knight wrote: »
    I used to love Valentine's Day.

    Then my fiancee shit out some other guy's kid.

    Should have gotten an abortion.

    Jokerman on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Jokerman wrote: »
    17th_Knight wrote: »
    I used to love Valentine's Day.

    Then my fiancee shit out some other guy's kid.

    Should have gotten an abortion.

    Hey! Hey!

    Dissing on Valentine's Day only, please!

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    17th_Knight wrote: »
    I used to love Valentine's Day.

    Then my fiancee shit out some other guy's kid.

    Should have gotten an abortion.

    Hey! Hey!

    Dissing on Valentine's Day only, please!

    I thought we were spergin on love.

    Tis the season.

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  • 17th_Knight17th_Knight Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Jokerman wrote: »
    17th_Knight wrote: »
    I used to love Valentine's Day.

    Then my fiancee shit out some other guy's kid.

    Should have gotten an abortion.

    24 is way too old to abort her.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    If there are Valentine's inspired romcoms, is there such a thing as Valentine's Porn?

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    If there are Valentine's inspired romcoms, is there such a thing as Valentine's Porn?

    Did somebody order

    dark chocolate?

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    If there are Valentine's inspired romcoms, is there such a thing as Valentine's Porn?

    I watched one the other day.

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    If there are Valentine's inspired romcoms, is there such a thing as Valentine's Porn?

    Did somebody order

    dark chocolate?

    This combined with your avatar is way too funny. Funnier than what should legally be allowed.

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  • MightyMighty Omeganaut '15 '16 '17 NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    damn you national singles awareness day!

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    If there are Valentine's inspired romcoms, is there such a thing as Valentine's Porn?

    Did somebody order

    dark chocolate?

    100% cacao

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I like how, on PA, it's always "damn, my gf left me so I'm alone this vday."

    It's never "yeah I was cheating on that bitch left and right, so she dumped my ass."

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Love is something that should be expressed and shared every day. And if you can't do it all the time, then at least do it on a day that isn't the mandatory expected day for it.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    I like how, on PA, it's always "damn, my gf left me so I'm alone this vday."

    It's never "yeah I was cheating on that bitch left and right, so she dumped my ass."

    whither the valentine's day threesomes

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    God damn Valentine's Day!

    Its not your fault
    I've spent my eligible years either too clueless to care or with my fiancee so I never got caring one way or another, other than because your SO cares

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    I'll be working this valentines day. Went out to dinner already for it, and really, I don't think the gf and I could really top last valentine's day.
    We each threw each other surprise scavenger hunts throughout NYC. As in, unbeknownst to the other, we both had arranged elaborate scavenger hunts for the other, that both ended on the Brooklyn Bridge.

    this is fucked up and should probably have caused a breakup

    obviously there is some weird eldritch shit going on here, like mind rays or brain-eating rituals

    get out now before she rides your empty shell to immortality

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Pint of Cherry Garcia + Netflix.

    Still not sure on what movie, but I have time yet.

    moniker on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    moniker wrote: »
    Pint of Cherry Garcia + Netflix.

    Still not sure on what movie, but I have time yet.

    What are you, a girl or something.

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  • 17th_Knight17th_Knight Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    I'll be working this valentines day. Went out to dinner already for it, and really, I don't think the gf and I could really top last valentine's day.
    We each threw each other surprise scavenger hunts throughout NYC. As in, unbeknownst to the other, we both had arranged elaborate scavenger hunts for the other, that both ended on the Brooklyn Bridge.

    Fuck you and everyone else who isn't miserable.

    I should go to stores and write "I'm sorry I cheated on you, can you please forgive me?" on the inside of every Valentine's Day card. Then you can all join the rest of us singles in the muck.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My wife's birthday is on Valentine's Day

    I guess I should figure out something to do for that

    Senjutsu on
  • CliffCliff Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I've always been pretty indifferent toward Valentine's day. Basically I do not understand either extreme. It seems stupid to buy into an obvious marketing scheme, but incredibly emo to use the day to bitch and moan about how you're not getting any. I usually just eat the candy my parents buy me and go about my business.

    Cliff on
  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    NO LOVE

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    17th_Knight wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    17th_Knight wrote: »
    I used to love Valentine's Day.

    Then my fiancee shit out some other guy's kid.

    Should have gotten an abortion.

    24 is way too old to abort her.

    dont let the government tell you whats right and wrong!

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    that is probably the most fucked up comic i've ever seen.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Love is something that should be expressed and shared every day. And if you can't do it all the time, then at least do it on a day that isn't the mandatory expected day for it.

    What's so wrong with being predictable?

    That said, I've never known anyone to actually enjoy Valentine's Day itself. For most it just seems like an excuse to bitch about being single or, for those who aren't single, a frivolous diversion with no particular importance.

    The only time this wasn't the case was in grade school when you made boxes to collect valentines.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Pint of Cherry Garcia + Netflix.

    Still not sure on what movie, but I have time yet.

    What are you, a girl or something.

    No, because that would mean the movie is already picked, and it would involve Tom Hanks.

    I'm thinking North by Northwest, Dr Strangelove and/or others along that ilk.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    that is probably the most fucked up comic i've ever seen.

    I was wondering why such a boring comic about dumb crap was produced but then it got awesome.

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    that is probably the most fucked up comic i've ever seen.

    I was wondering why such a boring comic about dumb crap was produced but then it got awesome.

    The best part is the comics that come after, detailing the dates.

    Like the one where Warbot cant skate, so his date talks him into going skydiving.

    except he's too heavy and the plane crashes, with the last panel being warbot at the girls funeral.

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