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FramlingFramling FaceHeadGeebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
edited February 2010 in Social Entropy++
I don't know, maybe you've seen this.

Apparently what happened is that some website wrote an article about some new login thing Facebook is doing. Somehow, this article ended up moving up the Google ranking until it was (one of?) the first result(s) when searching for "facebook login."

And now the comments section on the article is full of people who think they're on facebook's "new login page." It's page after page after page of people angry at Facebook for changing their login page to some new completely different thing.

These are people who don't know what the address bar is. They don't bookmark anything. When they want to login to Facebook, they just type "facebook login" into the address bar, and the browser automatically takes them to the Google results for that.

This shit is fascinating to me. I sincerely had no idea people did this. None of the paradigms or metaphors in my head apply to this type of user.

So let's discuss this, or people who don't understand technology, or whatever. I just wanted to show this shit to other people.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    AOL still exists?

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    how i surf web?

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man

    pretty much every one of my female friends navigates the web by typing the website they want into the google searchbar and going from there

    it's baffling; surely it wastes more time?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    sometimes you read a story like this and just shake your head and feel bad for the rest of the day

    #pipe on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    it's a compendium of silly gooses

    i haven't read any of them but i can already tell that they will all be along the lines of THIS NEW THING SUCKS WHY CAN'T I LOG IN

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    one time a guy called our call center (back when I still was on the phones) and wanted me to help him find something on our website. After half an hour on the phone, and numerous other problems, I found out he was typing the event he was searching for as all one word because "that's how you type things on the internet."

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Janson wrote: »
    Man

    pretty much every one of my female friends navigates the web by typing the website they want into the google searchbar and going from there

    it's baffling; surely it wastes more time?

    of course it does

    but its simple

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It's like watching someone turn out the lights and having them all scream, "WHO TURNED OUT THE SUN" and "NEW SUN SUX, HATE THE NEW COLORS, BRING BACK OLD SUN"

    And since I'm playing Bioshock I just want to eletrocute them all and drill them in the back in their confusion.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what a bunch of

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This was brought up earlier today in the jobs thread


    I didn't even realize at first what was going on, and actually had to have it explained to me



    I couldn't even comprehend the cluelessness, and therefore I felt stupid.


    I quickly realized this was like some kind of quantum level shit going on that someone else being so inept can make me feel so stupid and I got a headache

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh god I hope this kills Facebook

    please jesus let this kill Facebook

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    oh man

    this is so good

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2010
    I just want to get into my facebook page why won't it let me log in

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fram, you write software for a living. You should be well aware that users are idiots.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    See, I'm not shaking my head at this, really. I don't think these people are dumb or anything, it's just not their world.

    This just makes me realize the degree to which most of my world is not nearly as natural and obvious and intuitive as I feel like it is. Almost everything I do during a typical day is wholly incomprehensible to a lot of people in the world.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2010
    I just want to get into my facebook page why won't it let me log in

    please why is everything so blue everywhere just let me log in to facebook

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Fram, you write software for a living. You should be well aware that users are idiots.

    That's the thing, is that most of the people using my software are substantially smarter than I am.

    I write shit for other programmers. Advanced programmers.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2010
    I am going back to myspace, peace out FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think this might be how the gurus of the Olde Internete (BBSes, usenet, Gopher, etc etc) feel about us and this newfangled World Wide Web nonsense

    does


    does this mean we're getting old

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    See, I'm not shaking my head at this, really. I don't think these people are dumb or anything, it's just not their world.

    This just makes me realize the degree to which most of my world is not nearly as natural and obvious and intuitive as I feel like it is. Almost everything I do during a typical day is wholly incomprehensible to a lot of people in the world.

    I get this every time I try to describe what I do to people who don't work in the tech industry.

    "Well, you know what operating systems are, right?"

    I should've learned something from all the years my Dad (also an engineer) couldn't describe his job to me.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh my.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    it kind of irks me that there are such people out there that are ONLY used to facebook

    like they do nothing else on a computer but facebook and other social networking sites

    :/

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    that comments section is fucking incredible

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Is it abnormal that the phrase "Web 2.0" and all it connotes fills me with obscene rage

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i clean out my bookmarks every few months

    mostly they're sites I want to be able to get back to quickly

    which i think is the very definition of a bookmark

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't understand how people who spend a lot of time online, even if it's just facebook, and not grasp the idea of bookmarks and such. They don't have to care about the internet, but why wouldn't they take the time to learn the software they use to get to facebook?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    google 2.0 for an all new web base
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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    this is me poking fun at koshian

    how am I doing

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    See, I'm not shaking my head at this, really. I don't think these people are dumb or anything, it's just not their world.

    This just makes me realize the degree to which most of my world is not nearly as natural and obvious and intuitive as I feel like it is. Almost everything I do during a typical day is wholly incomprehensible to a lot of people in the world.

    I disagree

    There's a difference between being ignorant of something unfamiliar and jumping to a moronic conclusion based on no information

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I was WONDERING why that article was like, 'DEAR USERS FROM GOOGLE, THIS IS NOT THE FB LOGIN PAGE'

    I hadn't read any of the comments.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I think this might be how the gurus of the Olde Internete (BBSes, usenet, Gopher, etc etc) feel about us and this newfangled World Wide Web nonsense

    does


    does this mean we're getting old

    Most of my coworkers are 10-15 years older than me, I have to remember these sorts of things if I start talking about my first computer, ISP, etc.

    "Oh, yeah, I remember our 286. 1989 sure was a long time ago!"

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    the only time I have a problem with users is when they think it's my fault they can't understand what a computer is and how it works

    it's ok if they've got some questions, even if I think the questions are kind of dumb. it's sort of my job to answer them, no reason not to be polite about it. if only they would have the same reasoning most of the time.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    nuka wrote: »
    I don't understand how people who spend a lot of time online, even if it's just facebook, and not grasp the idea of bookmarks and such. They don't have to care about the internet, but why wouldn't they take the time to learn the software they use to get to facebook?

    Because, by and large, they don't need to.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    See, I'm not shaking my head at this, really. I don't think these people are dumb or anything, it's just not their world.

    This just makes me realize the degree to which most of my world is not nearly as natural and obvious and intuitive as I feel like it is. Almost everything I do during a typical day is wholly incomprehensible to a lot of people in the world.

    This is true. Framling's job is...I have no idea what he does all day. I've SEEN his computer at work, he's explained it to me, and I still don't really get a lot of it.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    nuka wrote: »
    I don't understand how people who spend a lot of time online, even if it's just facebook, and not grasp the idea of bookmarks and such. They don't have to care about the internet, but why wouldn't they take the time to learn the software they use to get to facebook?

    You're making an assumption that users are interested in learning things.

    Search for posts by mully in the jobs thread. Her coworker is the kind of people we're dealing with here, just 30 years younger.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    People are dumb at internets?

    NEWS FLASH.

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    im going back to my fuckin space u ass holes have to fuck up a good this !!!!! dumn asses

    The first time I heard about that dude at Microsoft who wanted people to have to have a license to get on the internet, I thought it was the worst idea I had ever heard of.

    But now, I don't know.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    it kind of irks me that there are such people out there that are ONLY used to facebook

    like they do nothing else on a computer but facebook and other social networking sites

    :/

    I have seen the future. Skynet's not taking over by nukes and brute force. It'll all go down through "Would you kindly" friend requests.

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    I don't understand how people who spend a lot of time online, even if it's just facebook, and not grasp the idea of bookmarks and such. They don't have to care about the internet, but why wouldn't they take the time to learn the software they use to get to facebook?

    You're making an assumption that users are interested in learning things.

    Search for posts by mully in the jobs thread. Her coworker is the kind of people we're dealing with here, just 30 years younger.
    I'm still bashing my head into the wall. They might not need to or care at all but god damnit people. D:

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