Squashua's Desperate Housewive's Thread

Jordyn

One of my favourite SNL skits is this really old one where Bill Murray and Steve Martin are looking out towards the camera saying "What the hell is that?"

It makes me laugh every single time.

Also, Norm doing Weekend Update.

Squashua

Jordyn wrote:

"What the hell is that?"

"Oh, I know what that is."

Jordyn

Squashua wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

"What the hell is that?"

"Oh, I know what that is."

Well what the hell is it!?

Squashua

Jordyn wrote:

Is it just me, or if you scroll up and down fast, does Guy Gardner's head move?

Squashua

Jordyn wrote:

Squashua wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

"What the hell is that?"

"Oh, I know what that is."

Well what the hell is it!?

Don't put your lips on it!

DuckterPepper

"Forhead? More like a five-head!"

from madTV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_LVwhSQEc&NR

Butters

Defender wrote:

sark wrote:

I've never seen this show, but I've always assumed it's about old women fucking men they've men through craigslist and adultfriendfinder.

The first time I heard of it was the filmed segment in the Eagles' locker room with TO and whatever chick from the show and it drew so much fire OBVIOUSLY on the grounds that it was black-man-white-woman. I assumed that it was drawing fire because Desperate Housewives was a popular subscription-based porn site or something and people were disgusted to see it advertised there. Nope, it's a shitty, stupid soap opera that runs in prime time and has much higher production values than standard soaps.

The ad was labeled as racist because they claimed they were using the black-man-white-woman to shock people and draw attention to itself. What those people didn't know is that the ad was originally supposed to have John Madden instead of TO.

http://football.about.com/b/a/141772.htm

Defender

Lord Butters wrote:

Defender wrote:

sark wrote:

I've never seen this show, but I've always assumed it's about old women fucking men they've men through craigslist and adultfriendfinder.

The first time I heard of it was the filmed segment in the Eagles' locker room with TO and whatever chick from the show and it drew so much fire OBVIOUSLY on the grounds that it was black-man-white-woman. I assumed that it was drawing fire because Desperate Housewives was a popular subscription-based porn site or something and people were disgusted to see it advertised there. Nope, it's a shitty, stupid soap opera that runs in prime time and has much higher production values than standard soaps.

The ad was labeled as racist because they claimed they were using the black-man-white-woman to shock people and draw attention to itself. What those people didn't know is that the ad was originally supposed to have John Madden instead of TO.

http://football.about.com/b/a/141772.htm

When I say it was obviously drawing fire because of the interracial facet, what I mean is that people were pretending that they were outraged because it was lewd and implied sexuality, but their voices sounded choppy because they were beating off to their cheerleader calendars.

bongi

i loved the episode where bree is like "i know she's not doing all this cooking herself!" and then the FBI busts through the door and she has a chinese slave girl working in her kitchen

i was giggling so much

also, did lois lane hit the plumber eventually?

hit his penis with her vagina i mean

i mean sex

he's so dreamy

trentsteel

Squashua wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Is it just me, or if you scroll up and down fast, does Guy Gardner's head move?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA


Guys do it, seriously he starts head banging its weird


EDIT: It don't work at the top of a page though.



why is this thread still here. Desperate Housewives is for gay men and housewives.

Skull Man

no new information about desperate housewives is being produced

thread fails to deliver

bongi

trentsteel wrote:

Squashua wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Is it just me, or if you scroll up and down fast, does Guy Gardner's head move?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA


Guys do it, seriously he starts head banging its weird


EDIT: It don't work at the top of a page though.



why is this thread still here. Desperate Housewives is for gay men and housewives.

well i dunno about faggots but if there's one thing se++ is swimming in it's housewives

trentsteel

bongi wrote:

trentsteel wrote:

Squashua wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Is it just me, or if you scroll up and down fast, does Guy Gardner's head move?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA


Guys do it, seriously he starts head banging its weird


EDIT: It don't work at the top of a page though.



why is this thread still here. Desperate Housewives is for gay men and housewives.

well i dunno about faggots but if there's one thing se++ is swimming in it's housewives

Yeah right, if there were more housewives in here a lot of you guys would be getting laid more as we speak. Trust me divorces love the sex. They would love you little nerds right up.

bongi

trentsteel wrote:

getting laid more as we speak.

are you sure you mean that?

mrpaku

bongi wrote:

trentsteel wrote:

getting laid more as we speak.

are you sure you mean that?

posting from his wee

trentsteel

mrpaku wrote:

bongi wrote:

trentsteel wrote:

getting laid more as we speak.

are you sure you mean that?

posting from his wee

Shit, no, I'm posting from one of those bus-station internet kiosks with the stiff metal ball bearings for keys. If I make a mistake or something doesn't make sense I just say 'fuck it' because it hurts my fingers too much to back up.

Pfft. A wii. Please I cannot afford.

mrpaku

okay, someone misunderstood

maybe it was me

Jordyn

I think this entire page is people not understanding what someone else said.

trentsteel

Jordyn wrote:

I think this entire page is people not understanding what someone else said.

Well, fuck your mother too then


They are called goiters dammit it's not her fault.

chubs

Thants.