What's up with those LOSERS in D&D???

Talonrazor

J. Grant wrote:

Talonrazor wrote:

J. Grant and theSAVED should go into the thunderdome and battle it out with stupid statements.

Two men enter, one man leave

it wouldn't matter which one

I'd floss my crack with his spinal cord.

See, this is making me root for Grant.

I think he could take 'em.

Only if he can keep his driver license working.

It is his only hope.

Druhim

Oden wrote:

OH NO GUYS YOU OVER DID IT!

You magnificent bastard!

mrpaku

Talonrazor wrote:

J. Grant wrote:

Talonrazor wrote:

J. Grant and theSAVED should go into the thunderdome and battle it out with stupid statements.

Two men enter, one man leave

it wouldn't matter which one

I'd floss my crack with his spinal cord.

See, this is making me root for Grant.

I think he could take 'em.

Only if he can keep his driver license working.

It is his only hope.

god, ironically enough, is on grant's side

J. Grant

Talonrazor wrote:

Only if he can keep his driver license working.

It is his only hope.

I don't need no license to drink and drive.

REBEL REBEL

.

Oden, your dead penis is the only one I'll... damn, is Dru still in here?

Druhim

Hmmm....I was just able to track down some pics from a Playboy spread that the 80's pop pseudostar Tiffany did in '02.

Garlic Bread

Green wrote:

Keith wrote:

okay I just PMed this guy the "Church of Jesus Christ, Master of Time" stuff

:?:

Keith wrote:

listen

I have a new sect of christianity

it's called the "Church of Jesus Christ, Master of Time"

the basic is this:

Jesus was not a dude born two-thousand and seven years ago. Oh no. Jesus is from the future. Our future.

Jesus traveled back in time with future technology. He popped Mary a roofie and then put a cookie in her baby bakery. As time passed and the bastard child got up there in age, Future Jesus offed the kid like he wouldn't pay back the godfather, taking his illegitimate son's place in life.

The whole miracles thing was just (Future Jesus's) modern medicine. He had vaccines and shit. Leprosy's no big deal when you're from the 34th century. Making water into wine? Just drop in a tablet and stir.

Future Jesus was (and will be) a conceited son of a bitch, so he started having people worship him. Being the disgruntled youth that he was/will be , he decided to fuck with his parents' religious beliefs (everyone in the 34th century was/will be Jews, if you didn't know) and start his own line of misbelievers. He found 12 jolly fellows

fuck i have no idea where i am going with this i'm just going to submit the post

Talonrazor

mrpaku wrote:

Talonrazor wrote:

J. Grant wrote:

Talonrazor wrote:

J. Grant and theSAVED should go into the thunderdome and battle it out with stupid statements.

Two men enter, one man leave

it wouldn't matter which one

I'd floss my crack with his spinal cord.

See, this is making me root for Grant.

I think he could take 'em.

Only if he can keep his driver license working.

It is his only hope.

god, ironically enough, is on grant's side

Druhim

. wrote:

Oden, your dead penis is the only one I'll... damn, is Dru still in here?

No, no, it's ok. I knew this would happen and I'm already trying to get other lesbians to look at my dong.

Ashcroft

Is this a good thread?

I don't want to read 25 lame pages.

.

So does Tiffany have a nice rack?

ham hammer

http://www.penny-arcade.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1073843698&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Oden

Ashcroft wrote:

Is this a good thread?

I don't want to read 25 lame pages.

no not really

saint2e

Ashcroft wrote:

Is this a good thread?

I don't want to read 25 lame pages.

It was funny at the time.

Right now though, I'll just say save yourself.

Druhim

. wrote:

So does Tiffany have a nice rack?

Pretty good though I can't say whether they're real.

ham hammer

theSAVED wrote:

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

god tests every one of us

And that's all.

Jordyn

AAAUUUUGHHGHGH BRAAAAAIIIIN

FierceDeity666

Jordyn wrote:

AAAUUUUGHHGHGH BRAAAAAIIIIN

if he shows up again. destroy the thread.

this goes for Quetzi, Dely, J. Grant and Veretas too.

post it ALL.

Zzulu

Can someone sum up for me what this thread is about, because I don't get it

Jordyn

Zzulu your sig is kind of giant with all that stuffs going ons.

Druhim

ham hammer wrote:

theSAVED wrote:

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

god tests every one of us

And that's all.

Yeah, that really takes the cake. Reminds me of when my dad was in the hospital after a stroke, dying and with a brain tumor (fortunately for him he only lasted 5 days in that state) and a friend of the family, a real fundie that makes the rest of my evangelical family look like bleeding heart liberals, asserted that my dad wasn't getting better because we didn't have enough faith. I never wanted to kick someone so bad. Even my evnagelical mom was pissed at her.

Druhim

Im with Jordyn, that sig is fucking huge Zzulu.

Jordyn

Zzulu

Jordyn wrote:

Zzulu your sig is kind of giant with all that stuffs going ons.

Druhim

Green

ham hammer wrote:

theSAVED wrote:

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

god tests every one of us

And that's all.

I knew coveting those kidneys was a bad idea

ham hammer

Man that could totally be used for an avatar

EDIT: I mean the mini-penis

Zzulu

That's a beautiful way to King the new page

Druhim

I love that damn dancing dong. He just looks so damn cheerful, he makes you smile even if you were feeling shitty.

FierceDeity666

Why is this thread not chatlogged?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1073843684&start=0

Jordyn

because the ways of getting chatlogged are mysterious and beyond our comprehension.

the other reason is because no, that thread turned horrible, as I recall.

FierceDeity666

Jordyn wrote:

because the ways of getting chatlogged are mysterious and beyond our comprehension.

the other reason is because no, that thread turned horrible, as I recall.

oh yeah, Ver's little rampage at the end.

Druhim

This thread on the other hand is refined, 98% pure awesome.

.

See Dru, my asking about her rack was an invitation to send me said link to Tiffany-pornage. You really missed the bus this time!

Just_Bri_Thanks

I am kinda envious. My threads never do this well.

Drez

Now this is a guy that needs saving:

Jordyn

pixyland.org

Butters

Jordyn wrote:

because the ways of getting chatlogged are mysterious and beyond our comprehension.

the other reason is because no, that thread turned horrible, as I recall.

It would have been better if you added ponyville like that other thread.

Drez

Jordyn wrote:

pixyland.org

He used to live down the block from me, swear to God.

Jordyn

Lord Butters wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

because the ways of getting chatlogged are mysterious and beyond our comprehension.

the other reason is because no, that thread turned horrible, as I recall.

It would have been better if you added ponyville like that other thread.

I wonder what's going on in ponyville. I haven't been there for a while.