What's up with those LOSERS in D&D???

Starfuck

soulgate has not read my pm
who else can i send it too

Aneurhythmia

PotU wrote:

Druhim wrote:

Talking about disturbing images, I saw a picture of a guy with a lit birthday candle up his urethra.

Have you seen the one with the girl sticking a dildo in the guy's urethra?

He seemed to enjoy it.

beat you

edit: Starfuck, hit me.

PotU

Starfuck wrote:

soulgate has not read my pm
who else can i send it too

Ah hell, why not.

The_Indigo_Apocalypse

Aneurhythmia wrote:

Druhim wrote:

Talking about disturbing images, I saw a picture of a guy with a lit birthday candle up his urethra.

I ran across a video about 6 years ago of a naked woman jamming a small vibrator into a man's subcised urethra repeatedly, while the man grunts, "Harder! Harder!" The woman complies until the vibrator is getting lodged in the passage to the point that she has to wrench it back out after each thrust. I've never been able to find it again, though I did run across an animated gif of a short section about 6 months ago.

Aneurhythmia

The_Indigo_Apocalypse wrote:

Aneurhythmia wrote:

Druhim wrote:

Talking about disturbing images, I saw a picture of a guy with a lit birthday candle up his urethra.

I ran across a video about 6 years ago of a naked woman jamming a small vibrator into a man's subcised urethra repeatedly, while the man grunts, "Harder! Harder!" The woman complies until the vibrator is getting lodged in the passage to the point that she has to wrench it back out after each thrust. I've never been able to find it again, though I did run across an animated gif of a short section about 6 months ago.

pm

If you insist...

PotU

The_Indigo_Apocalypse wrote:

Aneurhythmia wrote:

Druhim wrote:

Talking about disturbing images, I saw a picture of a guy with a lit birthday candle up his urethra.

I ran across a video about 6 years ago of a naked woman jamming a small vibrator into a man's subcised urethra repeatedly, while the man grunts, "Harder! Harder!" The woman complies until the vibrator is getting lodged in the passage to the point that she has to wrench it back out after each thrust. I've never been able to find it again, though I did run across an animated gif of a short section about 6 months ago.

You should've seen it, it was glorious.

Druhim

Starfuck wrote:

soulgate has not read my pm
who else can i send it too

I can take anything you can throw at me.

<3

The_Indigo_Apocalypse wrote:

Aneurhythmia wrote:

Druhim wrote:

Talking about disturbing images, I saw a picture of a guy with a lit birthday candle up his urethra.

I ran across a video about 6 years ago of a naked woman jamming a small vibrator into a man's subcised urethra repeatedly, while the man grunts, "Harder! Harder!" The woman complies until the vibrator is getting lodged in the passage to the point that she has to wrench it back out after each thrust. I've never been able to find it again, though I did run across an animated gif of a short section about 6 months ago.

Oh god. OH GOD. Ouch.

Crashmo

God does not approve of this thread anymore.

Aneurhythmia

Druhim wrote:

Starfuck wrote:

soulgate has not read my pm
who else can i send it too

I can take anything you can throw at me.

imageshack won't let me upload a 2 mb animated gif...

SoulGate

Dude I've been vacuuming the house. Some people do stuff besides sit here, jerk off and look at scat or whatever. Besides, I was gonna just leave them in there so I can always pretend "Hey! Someone sent me some MORE new messages!"

Starfuck

I NEED AFFIRMATION SOULGATE

Druhim

SoulGate wrote:

Dude I've been vacuuming the house. Some people do stuff besides sit here, jerk off and look at scat or whatever. Besides, I was gonna just leave them in there so I can always pretend "Hey! Someone sent me some MORE new messages!"

Don't get so defensive. We understand you had to roll your mom over.

The_Indigo_Apocalypse

Druhim wrote:

SoulGate wrote:

Dude I've been vacuuming the house. Some people do stuff besides sit here, jerk off and look at scat or whatever. Besides, I was gonna just leave them in there so I can always pretend "Hey! Someone sent me some MORE new messages!"

Don't get so defensive. We understand you had to roll your mom over.

Eww, that reminds me of this thing I was watching on the Discovery Health channel about the fatest man in the world.

He seriously looked like Jabba The Hut. He was always naked in his bed, and laid on his side. I think it was something like 7 nurses would have to come in every hour or so to move him around, and clean up his crap. Apparently many of the nurses ended up hurting their backs trying to move him.

Geez, wouldn't that be horrible? You end up hurting your back by trying to move some fat-ass so you could clean up his shit.

SoulGate

TIA's was extremely mild, I bet she's teh girl on the left though.

And Starfuck's is mild, although it makes me wonder if those were natural, implants, or those pills or stuff?

The_Indigo_Apocalypse

SoulGate wrote:

TIA's was extremely mild, I bet she's teh girl on the left though.

And Starfuck's is mild, although it makes me wonder if those were natural, implants, or those pills or stuff?

1) just call me Indigo (Tia reminds me of aunt in spanish, and it kinda weirds me out)

2) Well, what I sent wasn't even supposed to be a shock image.

SoulGate

The_Indigo_Apocalypse wrote:

SoulGate wrote:

TIA's was extremely mild, I bet she's teh girl on the left though.

And Starfuck's is mild, although it makes me wonder if those were natural, implants, or those pills or stuff?

1) just call me Indigo (Tia reminds me of aunt in spanish, and it kinda weirds me out)

2) Well, what I sent wasn't even supposed to be a shock image.

Well then "Indigo", gota real pic? show me yurs I'll show you mine? fur realz, no joke.

Edit: of you, clothed.

Aneurhythmia

SoulGate wrote:

The_Indigo_Apocalypse wrote:

SoulGate wrote:

TIA's was extremely mild, I bet she's teh girl on the left though.

And Starfuck's is mild, although it makes me wonder if those were natural, implants, or those pills or stuff?

1) just call me Indigo (Tia reminds me of aunt in spanish, and it kinda weirds me out)

2) Well, what I sent wasn't even supposed to be a shock image.

Well then "Indigo", gota real pic? show me yurs I'll show you mine? fur realz, no joke.

Edit: of you, clothed.

The edit just makes the post creepier.

The_Indigo_Apocalypse

SoulGate wrote:

The_Indigo_Apocalypse wrote:

SoulGate wrote:

TIA's was extremely mild, I bet she's teh girl on the left though.

And Starfuck's is mild, although it makes me wonder if those were natural, implants, or those pills or stuff?

1) just call me Indigo (Tia reminds me of aunt in spanish, and it kinda weirds me out)

2) Well, what I sent wasn't even supposed to be a shock image.

Well then "Indigo", gota real pic? show me yurs I'll show you mine? fur realz, no joke.

Edit: of you, clothed.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Aneurythmia pretty much hit that on the head

SoulGate

I'm just attempting to get this topic to 100 pages. Is it working y/n?

Nucsh

ny

Aneurhythmia

SoulGate wrote:

I'm just attempting to get this topic to 100 pages. Is it working y/n?

Better than your attempt to cover your ass.

Druhim

That's a pretty pathetic attempt at a save Soul.

The_Indigo_Apocalypse

nein

Shenanigans

So I showed my mom this thread and she's like (in reference to the weird christian guy) "What the hell is wrong with this kid?"

Also she thinks you guys are hilarious. Especially Druhim for posting the dancing penis pic constantly.

The_Indigo_Apocalypse

Captain Shennanigans wrote:

So I showed my mom this thread and she's like (in reference to the weird christian guy) "What the hell is wrong with this kid?"

Also she thinks you guys are hilarious. Especially Druhim for posting the dancing penis pic constantly.

You know, your mom and Druhim could hook up.

Shenanigans

The_Indigo_Apocalypse wrote:

Captain Shennanigans wrote:

So I showed my mom this thread and she's like (in reference to the weird christian guy) "What the hell is wrong with this kid?"

Also she thinks you guys are hilarious. Especially Druhim for posting the dancing penis pic constantly.

You know, your mom and Druhim could hook up.

That would be creepy but threadworthy.

Redeemer

Did you really show your mom an SE topic?

Tube

So I want to put chicken in my tomato pasta

I do the tomatoes in like a pan with some garlice and oil so when should I put the chicken in

or should I cook the chicken before on the grill and then cut it up and put it in the tomato sauce once the sauce and chicken are both cooked

Abracadaniel

Probably the second method, the chicken and the tomatoes might have differing cook times and you'd wind up burning the tomatoes with the first method.

PotU

Cardboard Tube wrote:

So I want to put chicken in my tomato pasta

I do the tomatoes in like a pan with some garlice and oil so when should I put the chicken in

or should I cook the chicken before on the grill and then cut it up and put it in the tomato sauce once the sauce and chicken are both cooked

I don't know, knob.

I don't think that tomatoe and chicken is really a good idea, knob.

Tube

Well it was just a thought

I was thinking pasta for a meal but I should put some protein in there somewhere

Jordyn

The_Indigo_Apocalypse wrote:

Captain Shennanigans wrote:

So I showed my mom this thread and she's like (in reference to the weird christian guy) "What the hell is wrong with this kid?"

Also she thinks you guys are hilarious. Especially Druhim for posting the dancing penis pic constantly.

You know, your mom and Druhim could hook up.

I tried to hook Druhim up with my mom.

But she's married.

And Druhim apparently has all kinds of time with which to be picky.

Aneurhythmia

Cardboard Tube wrote:

So I want to put chicken in my tomato pasta

I do the tomatoes in like a pan with some garlice and oil so when should I put the chicken in

or should I cook the chicken before on the grill and then cut it up and put it in the tomato sauce once the sauce and chicken are both cooked

How long does the tomato have to cook?

Tube

Aneurhythmia wrote:

Cardboard Tube wrote:

So I want to put chicken in my tomato pasta

I do the tomatoes in like a pan with some garlice and oil so when should I put the chicken in

or should I cook the chicken before on the grill and then cut it up and put it in the tomato sauce once the sauce and chicken are both cooked

How long does the tomato have to cook?

I do it on a low heat for about seven or eight minutes.

Jordyn

It's pretty hard to overcook chicken, so start it going in the pan with the garlic and oil and then add the tomatoes later.

Aneurhythmia

Jordyn wrote:

It's pretty hard to overcook chicken, so start it going in the pan with the garlic and oil and then add the tomatoes later.

Yeah, I'd say just a couple minutes before you add the tomato, and you'd be good.

Tube

frying chicken is healthy enough right? Since it's vegetable oil and not animal fat

Jordyn

or if he cooks the tomatoes on low, he could maybe cook the chicken on high, then once it's pretty cooked, turn it to low, add the tomatoes and do that for the 7-8 minutes as usual.

Aneurhythmia

Cardboard Tube wrote:

frying chicken is healthy enough right? Since it's vegetable oil and not animal fat

Skinless or no? Either way, I'd think you'd be better off cooking it with the tomato.