I feel like they would have been decent if they were used as a contrast for Liara. A race of sluts! Except for the one you get. Only she's a slut too. Damn.
Man, you guys only find loose women so often because you look for them. John "Renegade" Shepard, he doesn't fraternize with no one. His heart belongs to the stars and vengance.
It's funny in ME1 some girls flirt with male Shepard, but in ME2 basically every nice looking girl in the ENTIRE GALAXY wants to get with him. Dude is so pimpin even the krogan want him.
He's Sheperd. Do people not remember that the entire first game the major complaint was that he couldn't get his gay on ergo the player-base was projecting the strong desire to have sex with him by proxy.
Hell, even Samara says that, if she were a maiden, she would biotic throw you to the ground and rape you.
Well...not EXACTLY that, but pretty much.
Well they're not really maidens if they have sex all the time.
In fact I'd say that they're not maidens as soon as they have sex at all.
So either Samara lied...or she ran around a bunch of times saying "EMBRACE ETERNITY"
I kind of find the later option more amusing.
I would find it funnier
if someone gets blind-sighted and ends up mating without even knowing it
Asari: Hey Jeffrey
Jeffrey: Huh what?
Asari : EMBRACE ETERNITY
Jeffrey : WHAT THE F!
This is basically what
Morinth does to you if you don't have high enough points. And actually that would be a pretty damn messed up thing to seriously deal with in a computer game anyway: Asari rape.
I wish the end boss was a little more creative in its attacks, but that was really the scariest end boss I've seen in a really, really long time if not ever.
You thought that boss was scary ? I don't mean to but
....yes I'm a jerk
It's fucking terrifying once you sit back and realize that
that shit is made out of people
Even then its more
like Soylent Green. As opposed to having that in your face creepiness of say "The Thing" or Dead Space when they reuse people.
Hell, even Samara says that, if she were a maiden, she would biotic throw you to the ground and rape you.
Well...not EXACTLY that, but pretty much.
Well they're not really maidens if they have sex all the time.
In fact I'd say that they're not maidens as soon as they have sex at all.
So either Samara lied...or she ran around a bunch of times saying "EMBRACE ETERNITY"
I kind of find the later option more amusing.
I would find it funnier
if someone gets blind-sighted and ends up mating without even knowing it
Asari: Hey Jeffrey
Jeffrey: Huh what?
Asari : EMBRACE ETERNITY
Jeffrey : WHAT THE F!
Well, that's sex to an asari.
I'm just saying that Maiden means virgin, so as soon as an asari has mindsex with someone they're not really a maiden they're just in the "maiden" stage of their lives, which I say doesn't count, they're now in their trollop stages of their lives and just lying to themselves.
Asari can't really do it the normal way, since, if what I"m told is correct, they don't have .. how you say, uglies with which to bump, so the normal sex definition doesn't really fit for them.
Annoyed that Mordin died. He was the only one, and I'm not sure why it happened. He died off-camera too which blows.
You probably didn't have enough 'strong' characters like Grunt, Garrus and Zaeed HOLDING THE LINE to protect the squishy characters like Mordin
For a guaranteed alive Mordin either have him in your party at the end boss or send him off with the crew
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Easiest thing to do is just take Thane and Miranda for the last bit and leave the rest. Double level 4 Warp takes out Collectors, even Harbinger, like no one's business, and two SMGs is also nice times.
Hell, even Samara says that, if she were a maiden, she would biotic throw you to the ground and rape you.
Well...not EXACTLY that, but pretty much.
Well they're not really maidens if they have sex all the time.
In fact I'd say that they're not maidens as soon as they have sex at all.
So either Samara lied...or she ran around a bunch of times saying "EMBRACE ETERNITY"
I kind of find the later option more amusing.
I would find it funnier
if someone gets blind-sighted and ends up mating without even knowing it
Asari: Hey Jeffrey
Jeffrey: Huh what?
Asari : EMBRACE ETERNITY
Jeffrey : WHAT THE F!
Well, that's sex to an asari.
I'm just saying that Maiden means virgin, so as soon as an asari has mindsex with someone they're not really a maiden they're just in the "maiden" stage of their lives, which I say doesn't count, they're now in their trollop stages of their lives and just lying to themselves.
Asari can't really do it the normal way, since, if what I"m told is correct, they don't have .. how you say, uglies with which to bump, so the normal sex definition doesn't really fit for them.
Asari can't really do it the normal way, since, if what I"m told is correct, they don't have .. how you say, uglies with which to bump, so the normal sex definition doesn't really fit for them.
Hell, even Samara says that, if she were a maiden, she would biotic throw you to the ground and rape you.
Well...not EXACTLY that, but pretty much.
Well they're not really maidens if they have sex all the time.
In fact I'd say that they're not maidens as soon as they have sex at all.
So either Samara lied...or she ran around a bunch of times saying "EMBRACE ETERNITY"
I kind of find the later option more amusing.
I would find it funnier
if someone gets blind-sighted and ends up mating without even knowing it
Asari: Hey Jeffrey
Jeffrey: Huh what?
Asari : EMBRACE ETERNITY
Jeffrey : WHAT THE F!
Well, that's sex to an asari.
I'm just saying that Maiden means virgin, so as soon as an asari has mindsex with someone they're not really a maiden they're just in the "maiden" stage of their lives, which I say doesn't count, they're now in their trollop stages of their lives and just lying to themselves.
Asari can't really do it the normal way, since, if what I"m told is correct, they don't have .. how you say, uglies with which to bump, so the normal sex definition doesn't really fit for them.
how do they not have the uglies
babies have to come out somewhere, right
That does not at all mean that something can or should be put in there however.
Hell, even Samara says that, if she were a maiden, she would biotic throw you to the ground and rape you.
Well...not EXACTLY that, but pretty much.
Well they're not really maidens if they have sex all the time.
In fact I'd say that they're not maidens as soon as they have sex at all.
So either Samara lied...or she ran around a bunch of times saying "EMBRACE ETERNITY"
I kind of find the later option more amusing.
I would find it funnier
if someone gets blind-sighted and ends up mating without even knowing it
Asari: Hey Jeffrey
Jeffrey: Huh what?
Asari : EMBRACE ETERNITY
Jeffrey : WHAT THE F!
Well, that's sex to an asari.
I'm just saying that Maiden means virgin, so as soon as an asari has mindsex with someone they're not really a maiden they're just in the "maiden" stage of their lives, which I say doesn't count, they're now in their trollop stages of their lives and just lying to themselves.
Asari can't really do it the normal way, since, if what I"m told is correct, they don't have .. how you say, uglies with which to bump, so the normal sex definition doesn't really fit for them.
how do they not have the uglies
babies have to come out somewhere, right
Budding is my guess, others have guessed fragmentation or spores as well.
We all figure it has something to do with the head tentacles.
You have no idea what sort of weird conversations have popped up since we heard this.
I'm just saying that Maiden means virgin, so as soon as an asari has mindsex with someone they're not really a maiden they're just in the "maiden" stage of their lives, which I say doesn't count, they're now in their trollop stages of their lives and just lying to themselves.
Actually, "maiden" just means unmarried girl/woman. It doesn't have any specific conotation to sexual experience, although some attribute/liken it to virginity.
So the "maiden" stage of an Asari does seem like a logical name.
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just thank god no news network has picked up the hidden scene where you are literally raped and killed by Morinth
Man I was so pissed. I thought my Renegade Shepard had finally finally found his paramour... but it was not to be. Ah well. Maybe you can romance Aria in 3...
I'm just saying that Maiden means virgin, so as soon as an asari has mindsex with someone they're not really a maiden they're just in the "maiden" stage of their lives, which I say doesn't count, they're now in their trollop stages of their lives and just lying to themselves.
Actually, "maiden" just means unmarried girl/woman. It doesn't have any specific conotation to sexual experience, although some attribute/liken it to virginity.
So the "maiden" stage of an Asari does seem like a logical name.
Maiden, used as an adjective, has a denotation of not yet being married, as well as virginity.
Maiden used as a noun has virgin as a connotation to me due to the adjective's meaning.
To steal the definition from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary:
Main Entry: maiden
Function: adjective
Date: 14th century
1 a (1) : not married <a maiden aunt> (2) : virgin b of a female animal (1) : never yet mated (2) : never having borne young
2 : of, relating to, or befitting a maiden
3 : first, earliest <a ship's maiden voyage> <the maiden flight of a spacecraft>
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So I was asleep for a bit and I had this dream where Legion and I were at the mall together. Not like, a Mass Effect space mall either. Just a regular mall.
Are we back to arguing about the physiology of Asari? They have breasts. This implies mammary glands, ie, they are mammals. So unless you're suggesting that they're monotremes (and lay eggs), they're going to have a (separate) genital tract.
They're aliens, their breasts could be filled with eezo for all we know.
Are we back to arguing about the physiology of Asari? They have breasts. This implies mammary glands, ie, they are mammals. So unless you're suggesting that they're monotremes (and lay eggs), they're going to have a (separate) genital tract.
They're aliens, their breasts could be filled with eezo for all we know.
That would certainly explain how Samara stays in that outfit.
Are we back to arguing about the physiology of Asari? They have breasts. This implies mammary glands, ie, they are mammals. So unless you're suggesting that they're monotremes (and lay eggs), they're going to have a (separate) genital tract.
Technically speaking
they have two lumps of fleshy-like stuff on their chest areas that highly resemble breasts
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So either Samara lied...or she ran around a bunch of times saying "EMBRACE ETERNITY"
I kind of find the later option more amusing.
I would find it funnier
Asari: Hey Jeffrey
Jeffrey: Huh what?
Asari : EMBRACE ETERNITY
Jeffrey : WHAT THE F!
For a guaranteed alive Mordin either have him in your party at the end boss or send him off with the crew
He's Sheperd. Do people not remember that the entire first game the major complaint was that he couldn't get his gay on ergo the player-base was projecting the strong desire to have sex with him by proxy.
This is basically what
Even then its more
Well, that's sex to an asari.
I'm just saying that Maiden means virgin, so as soon as an asari has mindsex with someone they're not really a maiden they're just in the "maiden" stage of their lives, which I say doesn't count, they're now in their trollop stages of their lives and just lying to themselves.
Asari can't really do it the normal way, since, if what I"m told is correct, they don't have .. how you say, uglies with which to bump, so the normal sex definition doesn't really fit for them.
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how do they not have the uglies
babies have to come out somewhere, right
Juc, you ruined Asari for me.
That does not at all mean that something can or should be put in there however.
Budding is my guess, others have guessed fragmentation or spores as well.
We all figure it has something to do with the head tentacles.
You have no idea what sort of weird conversations have popped up since we heard this.
-Tal, do you really want to know?
asari are ruined for me
totally done
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ugh I can't make myself get over it
pshht, it's not rape if you liked it.
what?
Asari are a pale, pale imitation of everyone's favourite nerdbait aliens with head tentacles.
Actually, "maiden" just means unmarried girl/woman. It doesn't have any specific conotation to sexual experience, although some attribute/liken it to virginity.
So the "maiden" stage of an Asari does seem like a logical name.
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Not dreadlocks.
Predator is a white guy with dreads.
Ah yes, "Strippers".
I've heard enough of your disingenuous assertions.
Maiden, used as an adjective, has a denotation of not yet being married, as well as virginity.
Maiden used as a noun has virgin as a connotation to me due to the adjective's meaning.
To steal the definition from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary:
Main Entry: maiden
Function: adjective
Date: 14th century
1 a (1) : not married <a maiden aunt> (2) : virgin b of a female animal (1) : never yet mated (2) : never having borne young
2 : of, relating to, or befitting a maiden
3 : first, earliest <a ship's maiden voyage> <the maiden flight of a spacecraft>
Wellllllll wouldn't really call it arguing, I'm not upset in the slightest, just trying to enlighten.
force of habit.
What the hell.
now that I think about it asari justicars might be the entirely reasonable outcome
that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
Well they could fuck you with a strapon if you're into that kinda thing too.
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They're aliens, their breasts could be filled with eezo for all we know.
that would explain why the young ones look so similar to the older ones
that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
That would certainly explain how Samara stays in that outfit.
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Especially their internal structures.
I certainly want to see what the Krogan look like on the inside.
Technically speaking
they have two lumps of fleshy-like stuff on their chest areas that highly resemble breasts
THEY COULD ACTUALLY BE MACHINE-GUNS