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[Game on] Towering Fortress of Hats 2

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ps thats not his but some other dude on the forums made it

    or at least the creator has posted here

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I know. But the link itself implies good.

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  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dispatch from the Department of Bad Ideas

    The Engylada

    This deceptively high-tech tex-mex vittle is, sadly, completely inedible. This is not because the Engineer is a terrible cook (he toasts everything), but rather, because the Engylada is actually a set of high-powered radio gadgetry wrapped up in a durable metal shell. Replacing the pistol, the Engylada is a grenadelike, throwable item that instantly attracts the attention of the Engineer's own sentry. But this is no mere targeting device; the Sentry thinks Engyladas are absolutely delicious and will chase after its owner's Engylada (wobbling on tripod legs and firing on any enemy it sees) while it's in play. Stupid as they are, the Sentry can't do much more than chase after it in a straight line, and after a while it'll tire out and give up. Whether it catches the Engylada or gives up, the Sentry re-plants itself wherever the chase ends. A recharge time, like the Scout's Sandman ball, spaces out Engylada tosses.

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  • SuMa.LustreSuMa.Lustre Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    booyah, got me a fro

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fro's are horrible.

    Glengarry 4 evar, yo.

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  • theantipoptheantipop Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So who's going to PAX and wants to celebrate my birthday on Saturday?

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kupi wrote: »
    Dispatch from the Department of Bad Ideas

    The Engylada

    This deceptively high-tech tex-mex vittle is, sadly, completely inedible. This is not because the Engineer is a terrible cook (he toasts everything), but rather, because the Engylada is actually a set of high-powered radio gadgetry wrapped up in a durable metal shell. Replacing the pistol, the Engylada is a grenadelike, throwable item that instantly attracts the attention of the Engineer's own sentry. But this is no mere targeting device; the Sentry thinks Engyladas are absolutely delicious and will chase after its owner's Engylada (wobbling on tripod legs and firing on any enemy it sees) while it's in play. Stupid as they are, the Sentry can't do much more than chase after it in a straight line, and after a while it'll tire out and give up. Whether it catches the Engylada or gives up, the Sentry re-plants itself wherever the chase ends. A recharge time, like the Scout's Sandman ball, spaces out Engylada tosses.

    I think it's been suggested a million times that there should be a laser pointer replacement for your pistol that makes your sentry fire at a specific target. However, I haven't before now heard a suggestion for a replacement for a pistol that makes your sentry MAGICALLY RUN TOWARDS a specific target.

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  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Verflutche wrote: »
    Fro's are horrible.

    Glengarry 4 evar, yo.

    maximum truth detected

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  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Garthor wrote: »
    Kupi wrote: »
    Dispatch from the Department of Bad Ideas

    The Engylada

    This deceptively high-tech tex-mex vittle is, sadly, completely inedible. This is not because the Engineer is a terrible cook (he toasts everything), but rather, because the Engylada is actually a set of high-powered radio gadgetry wrapped up in a durable metal shell. Replacing the pistol, the Engylada is a grenadelike, throwable item that instantly attracts the attention of the Engineer's own sentry. But this is no mere targeting device; the Sentry thinks Engyladas are absolutely delicious and will chase after its owner's Engylada (wobbling on tripod legs and firing on any enemy it sees) while it's in play. Stupid as they are, the Sentry can't do much more than chase after it in a straight line, and after a while it'll tire out and give up. Whether it catches the Engylada or gives up, the Sentry re-plants itself wherever the chase ends. A recharge time, like the Scout's Sandman ball, spaces out Engylada tosses.

    I think it's been suggested a million times that there should be a laser pointer replacement for your pistol that makes your sentry fire at a specific target. However, I haven't before now heard a suggestion for a replacement for a pistol that makes your sentry MAGICALLY RUN TOWARDS a specific target.

    the best part is easily the bad pun

    i loves ya, kupi

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  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    All it took was going to a Mexican restaurant this evening. Inspiration comes from the strangest places!

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    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    On a unrelated note, I think I'm going to switch the server back to a Private one next time it renews.

    The pub server concept wasn't bad, we just don't have a large enough core of players to make it work I think.

    Plus, hey, it saves $12.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If you wanted your server to fill up, you'd put orange_x3 and instant respawns on it.

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Eff that.

    I'd rather give Asiina admin-powers than run a insta-respawn server.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well, between the Mac news, the new L4D2 content, and this portal stuff, I'm seriously doubting we'll see a TF2 update anytime soon. :( 'course Valve could be the greatest company ever and prove me wrong, but I doubt anyone could be that awesome. :D

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    well that blog post shows they've at least been trying some stuff for the engy update.

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  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    yeah but it also kinda shows they're having trouble

    hopefully we at least get that non-engi update soon

    it will contain over one million custom hats

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Seriously though, look at all the crap they have on the table

    Confirmed
    -Left 4 Dead 2 DLC "The Passing"
    -Left 4 Dead 1 DLC
    -Left 4 Dead Comic
    -Team Fortress 2 "Not the engy update"
    -Team Fortress 2 "Engineer Update"
    -Half-Life 2: Episode 3
    -General Steam Stuff
    -New Steam UI
    -Portal ARG

    Not 100% confirmed
    -Portal 2
    -Steam on Mac
    -Source Engine (and games) on Mac

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Source on Mac huh?

    So that'll be three platforms that run vanilla TF2!

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    Source on Mac huh?

    So that'll be three platforms that run vanilla TF2!

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING!

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The reason they can't update the console versions is because of data size limits and DLC rules and such, right? Doing the updates for macs wouldn't have any of those problems.
    Mac clients would probably play on the same servers as PC clients, too.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Meh, they won't have Apple breathing down their neck about not charging for updates, nor will they be limited to 512mb of system/video memory combined, PLUS they'll have Steam to dole out the updates, so I really doubt the Mac version would be unsupported like the PS3 or 360 versions.

    EDIT: You're a dead man, BahamutZERO.

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Random thought... I wouldn't be surprised if we got a Easter Holiday update for the non-Engy update.

    Maybe with a new team Headhunter-esque game type that has you collecting eggs.

    And maybe the eggs could contain hats.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    hats, or grenades

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Random thought... I wouldn't be surprised if we got a Easter Holiday update for the non-Engy update.

    Maybe with a new team Headhunter-esque game type that has you collecting eggs.

    And maybe the eggs could contain hats.

    Nah, it would involve a new gamemode where you try to nail Saxton Hail to a cross so he can die for our sins.

    PROTIP: You can't win this new gamemode.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    He also has to come back and personally murder everyone during the humiliation round.

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  • SuMa.LustreSuMa.Lustre Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hey guys, my friend is looking for a clip-on mic/headphone combo for 50 dollars, what do you guys recommend? he has an idea for the headphone, but he can't find a decent mic. what was that 5 dollar mic that you people recommended?

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  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    theantipop wrote: »
    So who's going to PAX and wants to celebrate my birthday on Saturday?

    I'd like to think that the TF2ers at PAX East are going to be getting together anyway and we can celebrate your birthday then. Right, guys?

    Right?
    I'm cool. Let me eat at the cool table with you guys.
    Also, I totally mistook theantipop for Roland and confused him in-game when I asked about celebrating his birthday

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    One day I'll goto a PAX and meet all you people. And you'll all turn out to be weird, and the whole thing will be awkward and then when I get back I'll never play TF2 again or browse the forums.

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  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I was totally going to go and crash (heh) at Rak's place and get super high with him but I'm poor.

    Weak.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Idling wins again!

    Somebody just got the pot helm.

    And that somebody is me.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    Idling wins again!

    Somebody just got the pot helm.

    And that somebody is me.

    Nice! I'm two scraps away from another random hat. I wonder what it'll be. (My bet is on a hatless hat.)

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It amuses me that I went almost 9 months without a single hat because I was all "idling is for dummies".

    Then I finally give in.. and it's like a hat stimulus check. Valve really needs to fix this shit.

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  • Hockey JohnstonHockey Johnston Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    It amuses me that I went almost 9 months without a single hat because I was all "idling is for dummies".

    Then I finally give in.. and it's like a hat stimulus check. Valve really needs to fix this shit.

    They might just all magically disappear one day.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    It amuses me that I went almost 9 months without a single hat because I was all "idling is for dummies".

    Then I finally give in.. and it's like a hat stimulus check. Valve really needs to fix this shit.
    Giving a damn how you acquired a technically worthless aesthetic item is for dummies. Idling is so simple and easy that's it is pretty much a case of "Eh, why not?"
    They might just all magically disappear one day.

    If Valve has an issue with it, then they should say something now. Retroactive punishments serve no purpose.

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  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The word has been around for quite a while now that they want to do something to make playing as lucrative as sitting on an idle server for the 22 hours you aren't playing.

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  • Hockey JohnstonHockey Johnston Registered User regular
    edited March 2010

    If Valve has an issue with it, then they should say something now. Retroactive punishments serve no purpose.

    Sure they do. They validate me for not cheating. :)

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010

    If Valve has an issue with it, then they should say something now. Retroactive punishments serve no purpose.

    Sure they do. They validate me for not cheating. :)

    Depends on your (or more accurately, Valve's) definition of cheating.

    So far: Using an external program to idle = Cheating
    Using TF2 itself to idle = A-OK.

    And everything Valve has said so far indicates that they want to make idling less effective; not punish people for doing it.

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  • Hockey JohnstonHockey Johnston Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cheaters Lament is not part of the definition??? I'm pretty sure that makes you guys cheaters. :P

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    It amuses me that I went almost 9 months without a single hat because I was all "idling is for dummies".

    Then I finally give in.. and it's like a hat stimulus check. Valve really needs to fix this shit.
    Giving a damn how you acquired a technically worthless aesthetic item is for dummies. Idling is so simple and easy that's it is pretty much a case of "Eh, why not?"
    They might just all magically disappear one day.

    If Valve has an issue with it, then they should say something now. Retroactive punishments serve no purpose.

    The Halo

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cheaters Lament is not part of the definition??? I'm pretty sure that makes you guys cheaters. :P
    Depends on your (or more accurately, Valve's) definition of cheating.

    So far: Using an external program to idle = Cheating
    Using TF2 itself to idle = A-OK.

    And everything Valve has said so far indicates that they want to make idling less effective; not punish people for doing it.

    It was only people who used an external idling program who got pinched. People who just idled within TF2 got the halo just fine. The post on the blog even specifically mentions external idlers.
    Over the next few days we'll be removing all TF2 items that were earned using external idling applications. We're going to adopt a zero tolerance policy for external applications used to manipulate the persistent item system... ...Meanwhile, everyone who took the moral high road will soon be finding a new hat in their inventory.

    Also, yay for the halo, which many consider to be one of the worst, if not THE worst, hat in the game! :) (Going by all the polls I've seen, at least) Seriously though, when I said retroactive punishments serve no purpose, I mean serve no purpose as a deterrent. If Valve doesn't want people to do something, they should just tell them outright. That way they'll stop (which makes Valve happy) and the people in question won't get slapped for doing something they weren't actually ever forbidden from doing (which will make their customers happy.)

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