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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    nah

    yah!

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Nearly there, but not enough explosions. Try and sink a boat or something.

    tynic on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    tynic wrote: »
    Nearly there, but not enough explosions. Try and sink a boat or something.

    There is a boat getting sunk in there!

    And no Michael Bay movies are on the list!

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    well thanks for taking all of the amusing imagery out of that.

    She asked, I answered.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You're gonna need a bigger boat.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    tynic wrote: »
    Nearly there, but not enough explosions. Try and sink a boat or something.

    There is a boat getting sunk in there!

    And no Michael Bay movies are on the list!

    Oh, so there is. I was so excited by the Jamaican-tinged denouement I forgot how the whole thing started.

    This will no doubt be a problem for many of your viewing audience.

    tynic on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Nearly there, but not enough explosions. Try and sink a boat or something.

    There is a boat getting sunk in there!

    And no Michael Bay movies are on the list!

    Oh, so there is. I was so excited by the Jamaican-tinged denouement I forgot how the whole thing started.

    This will no doubt be a problem for many of your viewing audience.

    I guess I could have the teacher and the jamacalien get on another boat and have it get sunk by another giant shark at the end there. Jamacalien will be tragically frozen in the liquid-nitrogen sea and shatter in slow-motion.

    Twice the boats sinking, twice the profit, yeah? Also it'll give some time to squeeze in that musical number with Celene Dion, Simon and Garfunkel, and John Williams.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh, I like that, it would be an ironic callback to the beginning of the movie. Having escaped one tragic seafaring accident, they find the possibility of happiness, only to have it snatched away by another.

    I smell oscar.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    tynic wrote: »
    I smell oscar.

    Pfft, it's going to do so well that all previous and future Oscar statues will be melted down and forged in a single, giant Oscar that will double as my house.

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  • J-PJ-P Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Is there a talking pie?

    J-P on
    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Here:
    1 Gone with the Wind MGM $1,537,559,600
    2 Star Wars Fox $1,355,490,100
    3 The Sound of Music Fox $1,083,781,000
    4 E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Uni. $1,079,511,500
    5 The Ten Commandments Par. $996,910,000
    6 Titanic Par. $976,712,200
    7 Jaws Uni. $974,679,800
    8 Doctor Zhivago MGM $944,670,800
    9 The Exorcist WB $841,427,600
    10 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Dis. $829,490,000
    11 101 Dalmatians Dis. $760,370,300
    12 The Empire Strikes Back Fox $747,154,600
    13 Ben-Hur MGM $745,780,000
    14 Return of the Jedi Fox $715,792,100
    15 The Sting Uni. $678,377,100
    16 Raiders of the Lost Ark Par. $670,759,500
    17 Avatar Fox $667,605,000
    18 Jurassic Park Uni. $656,026,500
    19 The Graduate AVCO $651,198,300
    20 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Fox $645,524,400

    Ok, time to make a pitch:

    It is a period of civil war...in space. Trying to escape the conflict between the northern alliance and southern nazis, a music teacher and an alien on a bike are commanded by God to cross their home planet's sea on a giant ship, only to have it sunk by a giant alien shark. They wash up on shore and encounter a poet, who later turns out to be possessed by the devil. They escape into the forest to get away from him, and befriend some small people and a large number of dogs. However, they are soon hunted down by the southern nazis. They ward off the nazis by using the dogs to lead a chariot that they run in large circles, while the little people, hidden in the trees, use home-made traps and snares to pick off their pursuers. Information from one of the dying nazis reveals an artifact, which can secretly can be used to melt nazis and therefore end the war, is being held by a banker on a tree-city on planet near Alpha Centauri, and our heros head there to grift the weapon out of him in a complex con job. Upon arrival, however, they find that the tree-city has been overrun by dinosaurs, and the weapon lies hidden under mud in a can of shaving cream, the result of another grifter's failed attempt to steal the weapon. Disillusioned, the music teacher becomes listless and aimless, and winds up being seduced by an older, vaguely Jamacian-accented alien.

    BOX
    OFFICE
    GOLD


    Kevin O'Neill's 29 hour opus not only piggy backs on previous successes of past directors but also shows just how low he is willing to sink in order to get a house made from oscars. In short, it's a great distraction if your house is being fumigated and is uninhabitable for a day.

    Mustang on
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Here:
    1 Gone with the Wind MGM $1,537,559,600
    2 Star Wars Fox $1,355,490,100
    3 The Sound of Music Fox $1,083,781,000
    4 E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Uni. $1,079,511,500
    5 The Ten Commandments Par. $996,910,000
    6 Titanic Par. $976,712,200
    7 Jaws Uni. $974,679,800
    8 Doctor Zhivago MGM $944,670,800
    9 The Exorcist WB $841,427,600
    10 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Dis. $829,490,000
    11 101 Dalmatians Dis. $760,370,300
    12 The Empire Strikes Back Fox $747,154,600
    13 Ben-Hur MGM $745,780,000
    14 Return of the Jedi Fox $715,792,100
    15 The Sting Uni. $678,377,100
    16 Raiders of the Lost Ark Par. $670,759,500
    17 Avatar Fox $667,605,000
    18 Jurassic Park Uni. $656,026,500
    19 The Graduate AVCO $651,198,300
    20 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Fox $645,524,400

    Ok, time to make a pitch:

    It is a period of civil war...in space. Trying to escape the conflict between the northern alliance and southern nazis, a music teacher and an alien on a bike are commanded by God to cross their home planet's sea on a giant ship, only to have it sunk by a giant alien shark. They wash up on shore and encounter a poet, who later turns out to be possessed by the devil. They escape into the forest to get away from him, and befriend some small people and a large number of dogs. However, they are soon hunted down by the southern nazis. They ward off the nazis by using the dogs to lead a chariot that they run in large circles, while the little people, hidden in the trees, use home-made traps and snares to pick off their pursuers. Information from one of the dying nazis reveals an artifact, which can secretly can be used to melt nazis and therefore end the war, is being held by a banker on a tree-city on planet near Alpha Centauri, and our heros head there to grift the weapon out of him in a complex con job. Upon arrival, however, they find that the tree-city has been overrun by dinosaurs, and the weapon lies hidden under mud in a can of shaving cream, the result of another grifter's failed attempt to steal the weapon. Disillusioned, the music teacher becomes listless and aimless, and winds up being seduced by an older, vaguely Jamacian-accented alien.

    BOX
    OFFICE
    GOLD


    Kevin O'Neill's 29 hour opus not only piggy backs on previous successes of past directors but also shows just how low he is willing to sink in order to get a house made from oscars. In short, it's a great distraction if your house is being fumigated and is uninhabitable for a day.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYEJx7PkWE


    EDIT: Off to get this stupid ear infection seen to.

    Flay on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Kevin O'Neill's 29 hour opus not only piggy backs on previous successes of past directors but also shows just how low he is willing to sink in order to get a house made from oscars. In short, it's a great distraction if your house is being fumigated and is uninhabitable for a day.

    This from a guy whose future financial planning revolves entirely around copulating with beasts of burden.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think I'm gonna do an LP of Zelda 2. Show all these youtube assholes how it's done.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Kevin O'Neill's 29 hour opus not only piggy backs on previous successes of past directors but also shows just how low he is willing to sink in order to get a house made from oscars. In short, it's a great distraction if your house is being fumigated and is uninhabitable for a day.

    This from a guy whose future financial planning revolves entirely around copulating with beasts of burden.

    I was also thinking of dabbling in the game show circuit.

    Mustang on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Mustang wrote: »
    Kevin O'Neill's 29 hour opus not only piggy backs on previous successes of past directors but also shows just how low he is willing to sink in order to get a house made from oscars. In short, it's a great distraction if your house is being fumigated and is uninhabitable for a day.

    This from a guy whose future financial planning revolves entirely around copulating with beasts of burden.

    I was also thinking of dabbling in the game show circuit.

    Regis Philbin hosts in Just How Badly Do You Want to Be a Millionaire, Really?

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Mustang wrote: »
    Kevin O'Neill's 29 hour opus not only piggy backs on previous successes of past directors but also shows just how low he is willing to sink in order to get a house made from oscars. In short, it's a great distraction if your house is being fumigated and is uninhabitable for a day.

    This from a guy whose future financial planning revolves entirely around copulating with beasts of burden.

    I was also thinking of dabbling in the game show circuit.

    Regis Philbin hosts in Just How Badly Do You Want to Be a Millionaire, Really?

    Okay, now you're in some emmy winning territory.

    Mustang on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Kevin O'Neill's 29 hour opus not only piggy backs on previous successes of past directors but also shows just how low he is willing to sink in order to get a house made from oscars. In short, it's a great distraction if your house is being fumigated and is uninhabitable for a day.

    This from a guy whose future financial planning revolves entirely around copulating with beasts of burden.

    His girlfriend is a jackass?

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Tumbleweed.gif

    EDIT: I knew someone would post immediately before I posted this.
    His girlfriend is a jackass?

    I said I'd bang a donkey for a million bucks and he started channelling 'the man'

    Mustang on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Having a buddy who works at Subway is pretty kickass.


    I get all the free sandwiches I want. Those things can cost upwards of ten bucks!

    Godfather on
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man, I wish I had a friend at Subway. That would almost counteract having to do free pc support for every man woman and child who has known me at some point in their lives and thinks I enjoy fixing their crudded up computers.

    Mustang on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Go edit that into your last post.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    No.

    Mustang on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I love how I seem to time travel, even after refreshing the page. Only after I post do I see all of the other posts.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah whatever Donnie.

    Mustang on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Darko?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    No, Wahlberg.
    So hot
    donnie.jpeg

    Mustang on
  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited February 2010
    say hi to your mother for me

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Okay I thought i knew what was going down on this page, but now....not so much.

    Mustang on
  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited February 2010
    hey donkey, how ya doin'?

    i produce entourage

    CheerfulBear on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Also i'll be practicing Capoeira starting this or next week

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMX9KKzG4-0&feature=related


    This is more of a fun thing for me to do on the side, which is in stark contrast to my current style (Krav Maga), which I take very seriously, because that type of combat is built entirely around exploiting vulnerable/vital areas, weapon disarming and (if the rare need arises) potentially killing your opponent so you can get the fuck out of dodge.

    Capoeira focuses on fluid movements and high kicks/momentum build-up, and practically goes hand-in-hand with various street dancing styles. There are just too many benefits to practicing this for me not to pick up.

    It can be very effective if used properly, like so

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0KfQE2-ZqA

    to be honest KV can shut down an oppoent faster and with less effort, but it doesn't look as cool.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    so let me get this straight: He's a huge asshole, addicted to drugs, can barely walk, AND he can't diagnose his way out of a paper bag?

    The fuck does house have going for him, anyway?

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    His cutting remarks are funny when they're not directed at you.

    EDIT: Also he was diagnosing the hell out of everything last time I watched the show, so I'll have to assume that he's lost his touch over the years.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    His cutting remarks are funny when they're not directed at you.

    EDIT: Also he was diagnosing the hell out of everything last time I watched the show, so I'll have to assume that he's lost his touch over the years.

    Every episode of house follows the same format:

    *some guy falls down while doing something*
    House: Some wry remark about something stupid patient is doing.
    Patient: *gets worse*
    House: It's probably lupus
    Patient: *shoots blood out of eyes*
    House: Okay, everybody to the whiteboard!
    House: Some wry remark about something stupid his staff is doing.
    That bitchy chick: Bitching about House's overuse of painkillers/verbal abuse of patients
    House: Some wry remark about how stupid the patient's family is
    House: Hey lets go break into the patients house to get some ideas!
    House: Some wry remark about the way the patient lives
    Patient: *explodes in an orgasm of blood*
    House: *stumbles across a diagnosis just in time*
    House: Some wry remark about how stupid (random person) is

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah but he's sort of sexy so it's alright

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    His cutting remarks are funny when they're not directed at you.

    EDIT: Also he was diagnosing the hell out of everything last time I watched the show, so I'll have to assume that he's lost his touch over the years.

    Every episode of house follows the same format:

    *some guy falls down while doing something*
    House: Some wry remark about something stupid patient is doing.
    Patient: *gets worse*
    House: It's probably lupus
    Patient: *shoots blood out of eyes*
    House: Okay, everybody to the whiteboard!
    House: Some wry remark about something stupid his staff is doing.
    That bitchy chick: Bitching about House's overuse of painkillers/verbal abuse of patients
    House: Some wry remark about how stupid the patient's family is
    House: Hey lets go break into the patients house to get some ideas!
    House: Some wry remark about the way the patient lives
    Patient: *explodes in an orgasm of blood*
    House: *stumbles across a diagnosis just in time*
    House: Some wry remark about how stupid (random person) is


    Exactly why I stopped watching it years ago.....I'd say it's nice that somethings never change, but in this instance it isn't.

    Mustang on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah, but kochikens thinks he's sexy so its alright

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    That was a pretty awesome vid, though they looked like dicks dancing around the ring while the dude was dazed on the mat.

    People say I look like House, so therefor the show is great.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I could be sexy, so its alright.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah, but kochikens thinks he's sexy so its alright

    I think he's sexy too.

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