Hooray today we got power back. I always challenge myself to avoid going over to other peoples houses that have electricity to take showers.
It's been almost a week, but it's finally time to shower.
Hooray! My power was out for a bit too (certainly not for a week though. whoa), and a couple friend of mine finally got theirs turned on yesterday.
I like snow, but gotdayum.
Yeah I love the moment you realize the electricity is back on. We got a pretty awesome windstorm with 90 mph winds in some spots. It sounded like there was a typhoon outside my trailer.
Also the G&T isn't that bad, at least I didn't think so.
Graphically it wasn't much even when it was released, even the game mechanics were a little lame but it had a thick story line and it was the first time RPG elements were plugged into an FPS.
goddammit. The vomiting ejaculators are bleeding over from G&T now.
I disagree on the point that I have no fucking idea what G&T is.
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Games and Technology- you know... the game forums here.
And they're not too bad. But if i hear one more person say HL2 was awful because Gordan Freeman doesn't speak, I will choke a goat with a spoon.
Make up your own lines if its that important to you.
ok, so is 40 pounds of that an air conditioner, because how do you not get instant heatstroke?
You just get used to it... and drink a lot of water. We train for it too, every unit going to Iraq is required to do "Mojave Viper," which is 5 weeks of training in the Mojave desert which is usually around 100-110. But yeah it is really hot, you do get used to it though.
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I've had the luxury of feeling Iraq in all of it's fucked up seasons. It goes from ball-scorchingly hot in the summer to fucking omg cold in the winter. I actually got to see it snow in Iraq.
Huh. So is there more greenery than the news lets on?
Games and Technology- you know... the game forums here.
And they're not too bad. But if i hear one more person say HL2 was awful because Gordan Freeman doesn't speak, I will choke a goat with a spoon.
FUCKING WHAT
So I guess Chrono Trigger and Zelda are awful too? You know, despite everything else being great even if you hate that the main character has no dialogue?
ok, so is 40 pounds of that an air conditioner, because how do you not get instant heatstroke?
You just get used to it... and drink a lot of water. We train for it too, every unit going to Iraq is required to do "Mojave Viper," which is 5 weeks of training in the Mojave desert which is usually around 100-110. But yeah it is really hot, you do get used to it though.
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I've had the luxury of feeling Iraq in all of it's fucked up seasons. It goes from ball-scorchingly hot in the summer to fucking omg cold in the winter. I actually got to see it snow in Iraq.
Huh. So is there more greenery than the news lets on?
Deus Ex is probably good I don't know. It just never locked my interest for long enough for me to experience much.
I think I'm guilty of "hardcore gamer" pretentiousness maybe? My favourite game is Grim Fandango! I loved it heartily.
I tried to play that last year because it always bothered me that I hadn't, I got through about half a level before it crapped out on some completely untenable XP compatibility issue. I liked what I saw, Lucas Arts fucking rocked back then, now they're a bunch of corporate shills much like the man himself.
I flew over Afghanistan in the dark last year, I couldn't see shit. Thought you might like to know.
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And they're not too bad. But if i hear one more person say HL2 was awful because Gordan Freeman doesn't speak, I will choke a goat with a spoon.
FUCKING WHAT
So I guess Chrono Trigger and Zelda are awful too? You know, despite everything else being great even if you hate that the main character has no dialogue?
Apparently being "talked to" and then having a character like Alyx develop romantic feelings for Freeman takes them out of the game.... Go to the "game of the decade" voting thread for evidence of this argument.
And they're not too bad. But if i hear one more person say HL2 was awful because Gordan Freeman doesn't speak, I will choke a goat with a spoon.
FUCKING WHAT
So I guess Chrono Trigger and Zelda are awful too? You know, despite everything else being great even if you hate that the main character has no dialogue?
Apparently being "talked to" and then having a character like Alyx develop romantic feelings for Freeman takes them out of the game.... Go to the "game of the decade" voting thread for evidence of this argument.
I want to crush the skull of anyone who talks about "immersion" or being taken "out" of a game. This thinking is the new form of "I want to play video games to escape real life and get incredibly offended if I'm ever presented with evidence that real life might actually be better and more believable."
And they're not too bad. But if i hear one more person say HL2 was awful because Gordan Freeman doesn't speak, I will choke a goat with a spoon.
FUCKING WHAT
So I guess Chrono Trigger and Zelda are awful too? You know, despite everything else being great even if you hate that the main character has no dialogue?
Apparently being "talked to" and then having a character like Alyx develop romantic feelings for Freeman takes them out of the game.... Go to the "game of the decade" voting thread for evidence of this argument.
I'm gonna make a game for nerds in which you have a girlfriend that you have to feed and take on dates. It's gonna be like Tamagochi 2010! Tamagirlfriend!
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
I'm gonna make a game for nerds in which you have a girlfriend that you have to feed and take on dates. It's gonna be like Tamagochi 2010! Tamagirlfriend!
this "girlfriend" will either be a non-descript anime chick or 7 of 9 from star trek, right?
I'm gonna make a game for nerds in which you have a girlfriend that you have to feed and take on dates. It's gonna be like Tamagochi 2010! Tamagirlfriend!
If you really want to make the big bucks, use a subscription-based revenue model for the game.
It'd be like a more expensive prostitute you can't have sex with.
I'm gonna make a game for nerds in which you have a girlfriend that you have to feed and take on dates. It's gonna be like Tamagochi 2010! Tamagirlfriend!
If you really want to make the big bucks, use a subscription-based revenue model for the game.
It'd be like a more expensive prostitute you can't have sex with.
so its more like being married?
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Also, she asks you to buy you clothes from the online shop... the more conservative clothes are cheap, but the sexy ones are only available for premium members.
Lets design this!!! Lets have a product design thread!!!
Also, she asks you to buy you clothes from the online shop... the more conservative clothes are cheap, but the sexy ones are only available for premium members.
Lets design this!!! Lets have a product design thread!!!
wait, do you just want to design the clothes or the entire game?
I'm gonna make a game for nerds in which you have a girlfriend that you have to feed and take on dates. It's gonna be like Tamagochi 2010! Tamagirlfriend!
If you really want to make the big bucks, use a subscription-based revenue model for the game.
It'd be like a more expensive prostitute you can't have sex with.
so its more like being married?
Yes.
Which ties in nicely to the "wedding ceremony" and "honeymoon" DLC packages.
I'm gonna make a game for nerds in which you have a girlfriend that you have to feed and take on dates. It's gonna be like Tamagochi 2010! Tamagirlfriend!
If you really want to make the big bucks, use a subscription-based revenue model for the game.
It'd be like a more expensive prostitute you can't have sex with.
so its more like being married?
Yes.
Which ties in nicely to the "wedding ceremony" and "honeymoon" DLC packages.
This gives me a good idea: We'll make the girl a needy, high maintenance, and petty bitch who doesn't put out, so that way we never have to actually make any content for the marriage or honeymoon DLC.
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Is there a "return home: alone and frustrated" DLC to follow those wup?
Yes.
That way we can sell DLC anime figurines to players to fill the shelves in their virtuamom's virtuabasement, to replace the ones virtuawife got rid of when they got virtuamarried.
Is there a "return home: alone and frustrated" DLC to follow those wup?
Yes.
That way we can sell DLC anime figurines to players to fill the shelves in their virtuamom's virtuabasement, to replace the ones virtuawife got rid of when they got virtuamarried.
Don't forget the "Superman's fortress of solitude wallpaper" premium DLC for the virtualbasement.
Also, she asks you to buy you clothes from the online shop... the more conservative clothes are cheap, but the sexy ones are only available for premium members.
Lets design this!!! Lets have a product design thread!!!
wait, do you just want to design the clothes or the entire game?
Actually, I just wanted to do the box and box art.
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I got it! You can level up your TamaGirlfriend as you buy her dinner and clothes from the official page, then you can pit them against others in a Pokemon style tournament. The nerds are gonna love it!!!
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
Also, she asks you to buy you clothes from the online shop... the more conservative clothes are cheap, but the sexy ones are only available for premium members.
Lets design this!!! Lets have a product design thread!!!
wait, do you just want to design the clothes or the entire game?
Actually, I just wanted to do the box and box art.
At this point, if you shipped an empty box, I don't think it would lose any meaning.
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Yeah I love the moment you realize the electricity is back on. We got a pretty awesome windstorm with 90 mph winds in some spots. It sounded like there was a typhoon outside my trailer.
Also the G&T isn't that bad, at least I didn't think so.
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I disagree on the point that I have no fucking idea what G&T is.
And they're not too bad. But if i hear one more person say HL2 was awful because Gordan Freeman doesn't speak, I will choke a goat with a spoon.
Make up your own lines if its that important to you.
I think I'm guilty of "hardcore gamer" pretentiousness maybe? My favourite game is Grim Fandango! I loved it heartily.
Huh. So is there more greenery than the news lets on?
FUCKING WHAT
So I guess Chrono Trigger and Zelda are awful too? You know, despite everything else being great even if you hate that the main character has no dialogue?
Hahahaha. Haha. No.
well then
I tried to play that last year because it always bothered me that I hadn't, I got through about half a level before it crapped out on some completely untenable XP compatibility issue. I liked what I saw, Lucas Arts fucking rocked back then, now they're a bunch of corporate shills much like the man himself.
I flew over Afghanistan in the dark last year, I couldn't see shit. Thought you might like to know.
no, you saw everything.
Apparently being "talked to" and then having a character like Alyx develop romantic feelings for Freeman takes them out of the game.... Go to the "game of the decade" voting thread for evidence of this argument.
I want to crush the skull of anyone who talks about "immersion" or being taken "out" of a game. This thinking is the new form of "I want to play video games to escape real life and get incredibly offended if I'm ever presented with evidence that real life might actually be better and more believable."
I've read enough
I'm not setting foot in that cesspit
read that to yourself a few times, old man
So the argument is, "I find this game unbelievable because women never talk to me in real life"?
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Now that's escapism.
when I played ultima online, I would come home from my job as a cabinet maker to make cabinets on a video game.
this "girlfriend" will either be a non-descript anime chick or 7 of 9 from star trek, right?
If you really want to make the big bucks, use a subscription-based revenue model for the game.
It'd be like a more expensive prostitute you can't have sex with.
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so its more like being married?
They are jealous of the Freeman's innate charisma.
Lets design this!!! Lets have a product design thread!!!
It's his dark broodiness that gets all the ladies.
wait, do you just want to design the clothes or the entire game?
Yes.
Which ties in nicely to the "wedding ceremony" and "honeymoon" DLC packages.
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This gives me a good idea: We'll make the girl a needy, high maintenance, and petty bitch who doesn't put out, so that way we never have to actually make any content for the marriage or honeymoon DLC.
omg millions of dollars.
Yes.
That way we can sell DLC anime figurines to players to fill the shelves in their virtuamom's virtuabasement, to replace the ones virtuawife got rid of when they got virtuamarried.
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Don't forget the "Superman's fortress of solitude wallpaper" premium DLC for the virtualbasement.
Actually, I just wanted to do the box and box art.
Edit:
I got it! You can level up your TamaGirlfriend as you buy her dinner and clothes from the official page, then you can pit them against others in a Pokemon style tournament. The nerds are gonna love it!!!
At this point, if you shipped an empty box, I don't think it would lose any meaning.