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Wonder-Vag in SEX CITY (educationally nsfw!)

fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell#BLMRegistered User regular
edited February 2010 in Social Entropy++
did you know:

brushing your teeth right before oral sex actually increases the risk of transmitting the clap?

wearing two condoms does not equal "double the fun"?

they make flash games featuring superheroines named "Wonder-Vag" in order to teach teens about sex?

http://www.healthunit.com/article.aspx?ID=15160 (no nudity, but otherwise NSFW)



i dunno bout you, but i feel ready to get out there and do some safe fuckin'

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Safes are cold and metal and I would not want to fuck one

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I JUST played this.

    I used Willy the Kid and his MASSIVE ROCK HARD... strength.

    Also what the shit is up up The Sperminator having dicks for arms and sharks for semen?

    And what the shit is up with getting hit and having your character say "AHHHHH RIGHT IN THE FACE" and "I NEED A SHOWER"

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    well how else are they going to get through to a generation of kids who believe pulling out is a foolproof method of birth control

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I answered so many questions correctly that I cured the Sperminator.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    Safes are cold and metal and I would not want to fuck one

    i get the feeling that three days and 99 pages hence i will look back on this post and wish it had ended the thread

    but on with the show

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I like that you cure the sperminator by flinging his infected shark semen back into his own face.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    well how else are they going to get through to a generation of kids who believe pulling out is a foolproof method of birth control

    Now I'm confused.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    filipino, you do know one of the villains in that flash game has giant dicks for arms

    and he ejaculates on you when you get a question wrong

    I'd say that's NSFW

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    well how else are they going to get through to a generation of kids who believe pulling out is a foolproof method of birth control

    Now I'm confused.

    short version: kids today r dum.

    long version: somehow the idea that the guy pulling out of the vagina before he ejaculates is an effective means of preventing pregnancy is gaining traction.

    i blame Christian President Pope Bush the 2nd.

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what the fuck is this shit

    why does that man have phallus arms

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    filipino, you do know one of the villains in that flash game has giant dicks for arms

    and he ejaculates on you when you get a question wrong

    I'd say that's NSFW

    we have tons of animated and drawn dicks all up in these forums on a daily basis.

    was that wrong? should i not have done that?

    (i'll change the thread title)

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm just sayin

    some shmoe probably doesn't wanna be 'splanin to the boss man about dickarmed flash videos

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I'm just sayin

    some shmoe probably doesn't wanna be 'splanin to the boss man about dickarmed flash videos

    in my defense i've got the nsfw warning right next to the link AND it goes to an educational health site.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Is pulling out not effective because of the difficulty of doing it correctly?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    All this talk of diseases has made a hot boner appear in my pants.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    night time syndicated oprah is on

    dude awkwardly explaining confusing sexual pleasure from being molested by his ugly ma

    oprah chiming in with why she thinks he felt certain ways

    damn oprah, it's like you're a medical doctor or something

    goddamn it i hate you oprah

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    Is pulling out not effective because of the difficulty of doing it correctly?

    essentially, yes. in addition, other methods statistically offer a better chance at protection, such as condoms, and the withdraw method doesn't prevent the spread of STDs or STIs.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    That's fucked up anjin.

    Not everyone's mom can be pretty.

    But everyone's mom needs love.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    well how else are they going to get through to a generation of kids who believe pulling out is a foolproof method of birth control

    Now I'm confused.

    short version: kids today r dum.

    long version: somehow the idea that the guy pulling out of the vagina before he ejaculates is an effective means of preventing pregnancy is gaining traction.

    i blame Christian President Pope Bush the 2nd.

    I think I read somewhere that there's not too much of a difference in the effectiveness rates of withdrawal vs. typical usage of condoms, but I can't be bothered to look for the source right now

    and I am in nooo way advocating withdrawal as a sole method of birth control. ugh I had to basically beg my younger cousin to start using some form of birth control last year :\

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I dont even know

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    night time syndicated oprah is on

    dude awkwardly explaining confusing sexual pleasure from being molested by his ugly ma

    oprah chiming in with why she thinks he felt certain ways

    damn oprah, it's like you're a medical doctor or something

    goddamn it i hate you oprah

    there are so many better people to hate

    like rosie or ellen degenerate

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    there is no way i'd let that woman molest me in a million years

    the only person who tried to molest me was my brother's best friend and that dude was mexican and creepy

    man, the world's really unfair with the molestations

    that one blonde teacher of mine who got divorced. now i could've gotten down with her molestin' me, on the real

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sex education through Hentai.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wtf why you hating on Ellen? i mean, she's a nice person and is scoring with Portia di Rossi!

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wtf why you hating on Ellen? i mean, she's a nice person and is scoring with Portia di Rossi!

    because i heard a soundbite of the cunt badmouthing hunters and talking about how dumb they were

    wooooooops

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    the only thing i ever got every once in a while was girls grabbin my butt in high school. my face is hideous and my choice in clothes is dubious at best. but for some reason chicks were down with the butt. i was getting hella sexual harassments

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I got sexually harassed one time

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wtf why you hating on Ellen? i mean, she's a nice person and is scoring with Portia di Rossi!

    because i heard a soundbite of the cunt badmouthing hunters and talking about how dumb they were

    wooooooops

    your entire opinion is based on a short bit of audio you heard somewhere that might have come from Ellen DeGeneres?

    do you also believe in pulling out?

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ellen is super fly.

    I wish I dressed like her and dated Portia di Rossi

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    let's not build strawmen

    i want names

    who ya'll want to molest you

    top molestation picks

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wtf why you hating on Ellen? i mean, she's a nice person and is scoring with Portia di Rossi!

    because i heard a soundbite of the cunt badmouthing hunters and talking about how dumb they were

    wooooooops

    your entire opinion is based on a short bit of audio you heard somewhere that might have come from Ellen DeGeneres?

    do you also believe in pulling out?

    no i recommend use of a condom

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    well how else are they going to get through to a generation of kids who believe pulling out is a foolproof method of birth control

    Now I'm confused.

    short version: kids today r dum.

    long version: somehow the idea that the guy pulling out of the vagina before he ejaculates is an effective means of preventing pregnancy is gaining traction.

    i blame Christian President Pope Bush the 2nd.

    I think I read somewhere that there's not too much of a difference in the effectiveness rates of withdrawal vs. typical usage of condoms, but I can't be bothered to look for the source right now

    and I am in nooo way advocating withdrawal as a sole method of birth control. ugh I had to basically beg my younger cousin to start using some form of birth control last year :\

    Withdrawal can be effective if you do it perfectly every time, sure. Most people don't. They don't use condoms perfectly either, and if they did they'd be 99.9% effective at protecting against certain STIs and pregnancy. Withdrawal doesn't protect you against a lot of the STIs out there.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    next time you're upset about getting sexually harassed, think about the last time you were cockblocked.

    that way you can be doubly upset.

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    CircaCirca Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    condom man is the only right character choice here

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    As7 wrote: »

    Withdrawal can be effective if you do it perfectly every time, sure. Most people don't. They don't use condoms perfectly either, and if they did they'd be 99.9% effective at protecting against certain STIs and pregnancy. Withdrawal doesn't protect you against a lot of the STIs out there.

    oh yes I totally agree! which is why I forced my cousin to promise me she'd make future partners wrap it up.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Pretty sure I've only ever cock blocked myself.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    As7 wrote: »
    Pretty sure I've only ever cock blocked myself.

    it's not cockblocking if you do it to yourself, it's called being an indecisive pussy.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i wish death on my last cock-blocker

    steve if you use the internet i'm going to come back to the south, dip your naruto headband in petrol

    jam it up your ass, and set it aflame

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I never block.

    I redirect.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I remember in this STI class I had, they actually did the whole, "put the condom on the cucumber," thing. I was in a group with a couple girls and they made ME do it.

    I was about to protest based on the fact that I'm probably the only one who already had actual experience putting one on but I stayed silent.

    Ladies. If you get the opportunity to practice, do so, because there are guys out there who will mess it up.

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