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Let's Rap: History
Chompskers.
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'Sup young men and strong independent young women, just wanted to let you know there's this hot new thing all the kids are doing. It's called history and it's pretty much the Avril Lavigne of hot new things. That is, totally hot, and new. And way hip. I know, you're thinking "History? You mean that boring old thing with the black and white photos and no cell phones? That's way boring!" But even though you are a bright developing adult, you may not know that all kinds of dopeness has gone down in history!
So, let's rap.
All kinds of phat things have happened in the history of the world. Like Twilight, and Taylor Lautner, and Glitter Lip gloss and all kinds of other things your parents just don't understand!
But also lots of other things!
The French Revolution Happened!
It was a lot like the "revolution your body is going through!
Charlemagne and the Carolingian tradition happened!
The Carolingian Renaissance was a lot like the Renaissance your body is going through! Only God didn't hate this one!
Atilla the Hun and the Hunnic Empire happened!
He dominated central Asia and eastern Europe like these new feelings you have are dominating your body!
World War 2 Happened!
The changes it caused to the European geopolitical landscape were a lot like the changes going on in your body!
Mao Zedong happened!
His Cultural revolution killed as many as 40 million people but his economic policies may have also laid the groundwork for China's rapid international ascension and a currently shifting weight in world power towards the east! Just like your body!
It may not have shirtless lusty werewolves, but history may be the next best thing!
Plus, there's way more totally fly stuff that happened in history! In fact, many would argue that these things are actually way less interesting than those things! Oh snap! Just like the fourth Jonas Brother!
So dudes and dudettes, let's rap about history!
So, let's rap.
All kinds of phat things have happened in the history of the world. Like Twilight, and Taylor Lautner, and Glitter Lip gloss and all kinds of other things your parents just don't understand!
But also lots of other things!
The French Revolution Happened!
It was a lot like the "revolution your body is going through!
Charlemagne and the Carolingian tradition happened!
The Carolingian Renaissance was a lot like the Renaissance your body is going through! Only God didn't hate this one!
Atilla the Hun and the Hunnic Empire happened!
He dominated central Asia and eastern Europe like these new feelings you have are dominating your body!
World War 2 Happened!
The changes it caused to the European geopolitical landscape were a lot like the changes going on in your body!
Mao Zedong happened!
His Cultural revolution killed as many as 40 million people but his economic policies may have also laid the groundwork for China's rapid international ascension and a currently shifting weight in world power towards the east! Just like your body!
It may not have shirtless lusty werewolves, but history may be the next best thing!
Plus, there's way more totally fly stuff that happened in history! In fact, many would argue that these things are actually way less interesting than those things! Oh snap! Just like the fourth Jonas Brother!
So dudes and dudettes, let's rap about history!
The lastest of eff-emms.
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
oh the good old days
wait a minute
it isn't?
because goddamn do I hate honkies.
that is good rap
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History.
Pepperidge Farms is ballin' as hell
This is only if you believe in time.
Or don't own a time machine.
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good post
puttin a hip hop twist on a hardcover textbook
switchin topics changin rhythms movin on to the next book
it's eight o'clock. Time to get biz-zay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImZTwYwCug
you ever get that pepperidge farms bread
you open it
and it still ain't open
Let's kill everyone that is not Christian because they might taint the believers.
Well, that wasn't so crazy at the time.
But the fact that he's the only required philosopher at my school is.
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uh what
von
Bismark
racism
people afraid of sex
HISTORY
It's in summa theologica.
In his writings about heretics.
Anyone who is not a believer is a heretic.
Anyone who is a heretic and cannot be immediately converted should die, as there is this life is passing and insubstantial so they are basically wasting it anyways while they go around trying to subvert the faithful.
Thats about the gist of it.
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also he made workman's comp!
and pension plans!
Dubai suspects 'had fake passports'
and he has the bossest of monuments
Is it nice there?
What spring does with the cherry trees.
no
no it is not
Aquinas did not like killing
(art NSFW)
lisa needs to listen to prussians
weirdomatic does have a pretty rad monument I guess
Hmm.. just where were you around the time of the murder?
I should.
killing that dude